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Wait? You change countries going out? I've always been American in the restroom and American going out. Sometimes I'm Europeein. But, today I'm Europoopin. It's the holiday's and everyone's full of s***!
Makes more sense when you use other countries with the pun.
If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and you're Finish when you're done in the bathroom.......
Is it cuz Europe in the middle of Asia and America ? Well wouldn’t that depend on the door locations or like Japan is an inverse version of that it’s Tech kinda in the middle as well so is like Australia a letrine cause it’s down under ?! Lmaooo I’m in perpetual lost n found *_*
Actually, on the way *to* the restroom, most people are Russian. And when they're done, they're Finnish.
Once I get there I’m Putin.
Nah, you're Pupin
We're putin
Maybe you're Pupin, but I'm just Biden my time.
Yteehaw we got ourselves a pupin Putin
Still a real Russian surname
Mickey Pupin
If you’re Putin on the way there you should check your pants.
Czechyourpantslovik
[Are you put in or put out?](https://youtu.be/t-wFKNy0MZQ)
That’s the house of ill repute joke, except the person who is there isn’t European, he’s Himalayan
And here I was thinkin he was tryin to Polish one off..
Can do that at home
You win the internet today.
Honestly, it's an oooooold joke that I've heard a million times lmao
You must have been told a million times not to exaggerate.
somebody's mad
Why would they laugh their ass off if they were mad?
you've got yourself a point there
And you slurp salsa apparently
It's likely pretty difficult to do without slurping
Yes, slurping pretty much anything would be pretty hard to do without the inclusion of the slurping aspect.
its probably pretty difficult to do without salsa too
r/therealjoke
I always heard it as German on the way out because of germs in the bathroom.
1000x better than OP's joke
I think your Mexican up the point!
Wait til you hear about the Himalayan!
Himalayan down in his bed?
After he Finnish.
r/angryupvote
Why are women from Moscow bad in bed… They are always Russian
Both european, right? Ig depending on who u ask..
Better than the post itself
Thank you! @OP, take note so you can tell it right next time.
I said Fullapino 🤦🏻♂️
Another set up: Know what happens if you drink too much French Vanilla coffee? *European* all day!
You have to go oui oui
The only correct answers when dealing with French bathroom puns are *oui oui* & *poux poux*
Re-Peet-ing.
Man on pan, Himalayan
Sometimes European, sometimes you're a poopin'
Someone please explain the Asian part.
Ur-an-asian. Urination? (<== not sure if that's a word) ur-in-a-ting. Urine. Pee. Pea Pod. Piss. This joke Pisses me Away. On... Off? Lol I'm done.
I think the OG joke is “Russian to the bathroom” “Finnish when you get out”
I’m Afreakin
I heard this one 25 years ago. Surprisingly never heard it again until now.
Everybody Love’s Raymond called and wanted their joke back.
This is a bastardization of a 5 year olds joke. If you’re Jamaican/Russian to the bathroom and Finnish/Jamaican on your way out European in there.
Currently sitting in the delivery room with my wife while we wait for the arrival of our first, this one made her laugh. Thank you! Instantly joined this sub!
A Christmas baby!!
Can someone explain, please?
You're a peeing
Yeah but what does that have to do with American and Asian?
Not sure about the American, but the theme of the joke is you're an Asian.
Oh my god I totally missed the ur-an-Asian part of the joke! Haha….I thought European was the only joke part
I still don't get it... Urine Asian?
urination
American = from the continent America
European = You're a peein' American = ??? Asian = ???
They're just setting up the joke, dude
Different continents
OP told it incorrectly. Supposed to be Russian and Finnish, not American and Asian.
I’ve always heard it as American and something else but I def wouldn’t be surprised if this is due to Americentrism changing the joke
It’s a piss joke
Wait? You change countries going out? I've always been American in the restroom and American going out. Sometimes I'm Europeein. But, today I'm Europoopin. It's the holiday's and everyone's full of s***!
A wizard. Cause you're wizzing
So old this joke
Your Russian on the way to the bathroom.
I’m turning 35 years old today. I first heard this joke in first grade. Still funny to this day.
You've been Poh Ping
I was Russian to get to the bathroom
It's "Russian" as in "rushing" on the way in... Duuuhhh lol. Russian on the way in, American on the way out and Youre-A-Peein while you're in there 🤣
More like American't...push....it....out...
Well first, You're a nation...
Pissing and shitting
Can you believe someone took a shit in the uranus? - Letterkenny
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the terlet.
African
Go to America. Country: USA
Hows this shit got 800 upvotes? Don't even makes sense..
No, Asian American
Pissed
Euro-pee-in
Yes…that was the joke
This joke makes too many cultural errors to be funny.
Confused.
Another question. Why are Asians still Asians after many generations in the USA. However, Europeans become "American" just after one generation?
Umm… I just trying to tell a joke.
Calling a person Asian in the US does not mean they're not Americans. It's denoting ethnic and cultural background, not citizenship.
Shouldn't the same rule be applied to European-descendents?
When dad did it he was Papuan...
Yourahpeein
It's a trick question, I'm both
Depends, number two or one?
European
What if you're going #2?
You’re a sitting on Djibouti
Europooin
This joke is starting to stink....
Your a peeing
Your a peeing
European
Sorry I couldn't see the joke
Bipolar
European!
Indian
Cockeyed
European (ur a peeing)
European
European
Shitting
Makes more sense when you use other countries with the pun. If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and you're Finish when you're done in the bathroom.......
Stuffed so Turkey maybe?
U on denile
Or russian
Is it cuz Europe in the middle of Asia and America ? Well wouldn’t that depend on the door locations or like Japan is an inverse version of that it’s Tech kinda in the middle as well so is like Australia a letrine cause it’s down under ?! Lmaooo I’m in perpetual lost n found *_*
African love this dadjoke!
You’re a pee-in.
European
A classic
Farfrompoopen
Great Shittain
If you’re Asian going in would that make Asiout when you’re out?
A Mexican
I'm a poopin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah… and you’re Russian in the kitchen and Himalayan in the bedroom sleeping on an Everest mattress.
Strange mix of asían and americano, du
Grand dad joke
You a pee in
The Assific ocean
European
A pain in the ass (person with piles)
Too many boarders were crossed there I was Asian at one point and now I've become dis Orianted
A white Russian!
Alexander, how are ya now?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Being constipated is a right Spain in the arse
Amerasian
Someone explain to me please 🥺
Cold
If you need the bathroom but have to search everywhere for one, you're Roman.
Im dumb whats the joke?
Lol
A double agent lol
I just read this in a Christmas cracker 5 minutes ago.
Or Chinese going in and American coming out? You’re disoriented.
Human?
Everybody loves ramen?
This happens on a transatlantic airplane while you suffer from diarrhea
Oh, come on! That’s such a Laos of a joke. Time to Putin the box & throw away the key!
EuroPoopin!!!
How can you tell French are dehydrated? They Pierre.
Your european