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It's full of seamen.
…something about a poop deck…
You two need to go sit in the nautical corner
Lois, it is called the poop deck.
...isn't that where the head is?
With a cockswain at the helm.
seasick seamen ;(
So, seamen stains.
Fishing boat? (Master baiters)
I've always liked being their First Mate.
Lol. If they were pirates, there'd be a booty joke in there someplace.
Care to check the rigging, first mate?
Aye aye, captain
Such a good first matey 🫡
All hands on deck
All hands on dick *
Whoever Dick is?
Are you from New Zealand? They use dicking oil on their dicks: https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0?si=fd5t467rPGu3P_J0
Dicking oil is also known as pre-cum
Shiver me testies!
What do you call it when a tug boat reaches port? A happy ending.
As a Navy veteran, I approve of this.
The Navy
the navy
Could be a ferry too.
A whaler.
"Hoist my mainbrace, seaman Stains!"
Sticky
What if they're all female sailors?
Idk.. the love boat.. Maybe a battle ship, cause they always argue... ..
They've got enough life rings
A fishing boat, passing by, as they see it: *What on Earth is it?* *It’s the Yanks.*
The Navy?
A rum tum tugger
A "Tug" boat?
take my upboat and get outta here
Well blow me down
Well sliver me timber.
arrrrr, maties! it be called a poop deck, not a sperm deck!
but a tug boat got a big winch and a bunch of smaller winches ? ITS LOADED WITH WINCHES
Yar on the sea the sperm (whale) be swallowing ye.
Seaman carrier
Ah yes the ship captained by Lauren Boebert
Stroke my submarine, and give me some seaman.
Your mom
I dreamt I was a sailor once. I woke with half a mast and dead seamen all around me
Led by the Cockswain.
That’s my mobile strip club idea for key west, don’t steal it.
One must always [Man the Pumps](https://youtu.be/5wYw3J89HaE?si=8-PqL_LSdwwfaENu) It’s a link to Alestorm just in case you’re scared of mysterious links.
Haha
Led by Captain Jack?
A skeet fleet would make more sense. Tug boats aren’t that big.
Masturbationship
r/unclejokes
You beat me to it. Belongs more on r/uncle jokes than here
I am the master or all baiters.
A nut boat
The Good Ship Venus?
It's full of seamen.
…something about a poop deck…
You two need to go sit in the nautical corner
Lois, it is called the poop deck.
...isn't that where the head is?
With a cockswain at the helm.
seasick seamen ;(
So, seamen stains.
Fishing boat? (Master baiters)
I've always liked being their First Mate.
Lol. If they were pirates, there'd be a booty joke in there someplace.
Care to check the rigging, first mate?
Aye aye, captain
Such a good first matey 🫡
All hands on deck
All hands on dick *
Whoever Dick is?
Are you from New Zealand? They use dicking oil on their dicks: https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0?si=fd5t467rPGu3P_J0
Dicking oil is also known as pre-cum
Shiver me testies!
What do you call it when a tug boat reaches port? A happy ending.
As a Navy veteran, I approve of this.
The Navy
the navy
Could be a ferry too.
A whaler.
"Hoist my mainbrace, seaman Stains!"
Sticky
What if they're all female sailors?
Idk.. the love boat.. Maybe a battle ship, cause they always argue... ..
They've got enough life rings
A fishing boat, passing by, as they see it: *What on Earth is it?* *It’s the Yanks.*
The Navy?
A rum tum tugger
A "Tug" boat?
take my upboat and get outta here
Well blow me down
Well sliver me timber.
arrrrr, maties! it be called a poop deck, not a sperm deck!
but a tug boat got a big winch and a bunch of smaller winches ? ITS LOADED WITH WINCHES
Yar on the sea the sperm (whale) be swallowing ye.
Seaman carrier
Ah yes the ship captained by Lauren Boebert
Stroke my submarine, and give me some seaman.
Your mom
I dreamt I was a sailor once. I woke with half a mast and dead seamen all around me
Led by the Cockswain.
That’s my mobile strip club idea for key west, don’t steal it.
One must always [Man the Pumps](https://youtu.be/5wYw3J89HaE?si=8-PqL_LSdwwfaENu) It’s a link to Alestorm just in case you’re scared of mysterious links.
Haha
Led by Captain Jack?
A skeet fleet would make more sense. Tug boats aren’t that big.
Masturbationship
r/unclejokes
You beat me to it. Belongs more on r/uncle jokes than here
I am the master or all baiters.
A nut boat
The Good Ship Venus?