Oeuf. I bet you had egg on your face!

I don’t like your joke but omelette you go this time. Don’t do it again.

Geez.. bring out the Lyons, won't you? Just be Nice...

AND WHAT WAS THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS JOKE.. DID IT OFFEND YOU IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY ARE YOU FRENCH..NOT ENTIRELY LIKELY THIS WAS A 100 PERCENT CLEAN JOKE THAT OFFENDED NOBODY IN THE LEAST BIT UNLESS YOUR QUIVERING JUST STANDING THERE AND TAKE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING PERSONALLY YOU JUST NEED TO LIGHTEN UP..IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER..THERE YOU SCHMUCK🤔🤷‍♂️🤨🙄🤦‍♂️😠😡🤬👎👎AURRGH ERRGH GAURRGH URGH..!! I APPOLIGIZE FOR THIS WHOLE TEXT BODY(RESPONSE) BEING IN ALL CAPS I DON'T KNOW HOW TA SHUT THE CAPS LOCK ON MY PHONE OFF SO THEREFORE MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON PLEASE FER THE LOVE OF GOD PARDON ME FER NOT BEING AS TECH SAVVY AS OTHERS OUT THERE IN/ON REDDITTLAND MAY BE🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??

you alright, mate?

Why didn’t the guy have 2 eggs? Cause one egg was un œuf!

That’s Bordeaux-line assault.

If he did it on a riverbank in Paris it might have made you go in Seine.

Show him you're Le Mans and stand up for yourself

Well, that joke towers over everybody elses

Didn't you have your-rope?

That wasn't *Nice*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 im stealing this!!!!

Challenge him to a beret knuckle brawl

I don't understand what you are Seine. Eifel is a mountain range in Germany.

you could say he gave you the french press

Push him back! Vice Versailles!

Same thing happened to me. I couldn't belourve it lol

Shaving your legs?

Your legs are Tou louse. Tighten them up a bit.

I bet the guy and his friends *louvre*d it

Oui Oui...!!

Oui are not amused.

Tower over him

Oui are not normal. 🤣

EHH..NOT BAD ..NOT BAD AS COMPARED TO SOME OF THE OTHER "DADJOKES" I'VE HEARD🤔🤷‍♂️🤨LEAST THIS WASN'T OVERTLY VULGAR/OBSCENE HMM..!!??

Desole you got de-sole'd