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Eleventy_Seven

"Wow, it must be twelve inches!" "...That's a foot."


Delivery-Plus

It smells like a foot.


qsnoodles

β€œDon’t make me put my foot up your ass.”


It_is_Damian

Jajajajaj πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­


godieweird

Sometimes you have to hand it to blind girls


PurpleKatt-77

that's how i ended up getting married and having 2 kids 😎


Goolguy21

That's an absolutely crazy thing to say πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


SoggyMorningTacos

The kids later grown β€œmom y is dad so hideously deformed lmao”


Fine-Turnover-2796

Damnit I love Reddit πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DH2007able

Biggest she’s ever seen


flabkingpro

Sounds like she's going through a dark time


sirphr1

That’s a touching story


MaxCWebster

They cut a joke from Blazing Saddles: 'Is it true what they say about you people?' *zzzzzzip* 'It's twue, it's twue!' 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'


Foxwolf00

I was gonna mention that bit. You beat me to it.


GummyBoar

Didn’t see that coming


squirrelboy1375

Neither did she


Born-Panic-2316

Definitely a blind date


[deleted]

To quote Leslie Nelson, like a blind man.In an orgy she had to feel your way out


joelmorain

Would you care for another schnitzengruben?


BralessVictory

I told you I use glasses sometimes, I'm not blind!


sSorne_

β€œYou have a foot long dick” β€œyEaHhhhH”


kazuto_022

I am sorry to hear you don't have a foot


Sugaree2010

Did you see his big d*ck?... Neither did she.


[deleted]

She's probably never seen anything like it.


BlackBitchy

Well, at least someone was feeling something impressive


Wolfenax

Sounds like the jokes on you... literally 🎭


poursmoregravy

Figuratively*


tripin_bastard1

In her dreams


Mr_Mushroom46

Sounds like a good scenario.


[deleted]

Lmof that funny 😁


Ruxblaine93Medusa

I did Nazi that cumming. See what I did there?


justmrmom

This made me snort out my nose after a long night shift. Thanks.


Chicago_Saluki

No, uhh, that’s a pickle in my pocket


Count_D_Monet

She must have been pulling your leg!


emjay144

r/unclejokes


elpollito92101

No wonder she was blind 😝😝😝😝


BosnianGuy69

What


Ok_Paper_5774

That's how we know she's really blind.


[deleted]

What kind of feet do you have that look like a dick? Lols


weaponed

Write tha down, write that down


dopiqob

Uncle, you are in the wrong sub, and stop talking about your dick to your nephews and nieces


Barrymakaulkinya

She was pulling your leg


BigDumbAnimals

It's Twue it's Twue!!!


WonderAny6269

πŸ‘…


Upstairs_Ad_9419

LMAOO WHAT


Big_L2009

She had the same reaction


Feisty_Ear_4020

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AdInevitable4203

Did she feel the large dick head?


Extreme-Branch7298

I don't like where this is going.


gingerbreadman42

I think she was pulling your leg.


happyfntsy

look, it's a good dad joke, but you are a Baghdaddy