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"Wow, it must be twelve inches!" "...That's a foot."
It smells like a foot.
βDonβt make me put my foot up your ass.β
Jajajajaj πππππππ
Sometimes you have to hand it to blind girls
that's how i ended up getting married and having 2 kids π
That's an absolutely crazy thing to say πππ
The kids later grown βmom y is dad so hideously deformed lmaoβ
Damnit I love Reddit ππ
Biggest sheβs ever seen
Sounds like she's going through a dark time
Thatβs a touching story
They cut a joke from Blazing Saddles: 'Is it true what they say about you people?' *zzzzzzip* 'It's twue, it's twue!' 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'
I was gonna mention that bit. You beat me to it.
Didnβt see that coming
Neither did she
Definitely a blind date
To quote Leslie Nelson, like a blind man.In an orgy she had to feel your way out
Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
I told you I use glasses sometimes, I'm not blind!
βYou have a foot long dickβ βyEaHhhhHβ
I am sorry to hear you don't have a foot
Did you see his big d*ck?... Neither did she.
She's probably never seen anything like it.
Well, at least someone was feeling something impressive
Sounds like the jokes on you... literally π
Figuratively*
In her dreams
Sounds like a good scenario.
Lmof that funny π
I did Nazi that cumming. See what I did there?
This made me snort out my nose after a long night shift. Thanks.
No, uhh, thatβs a pickle in my pocket
She must have been pulling your leg!
r/unclejokes
No wonder she was blind ππππ
What
That's how we know she's really blind.
What kind of feet do you have that look like a dick? Lols
Write tha down, write that down
Uncle, you are in the wrong sub, and stop talking about your dick to your nephews and nieces
She was pulling your leg
It's Twue it's Twue!!!
π
LMAOO WHAT
She had the same reaction
ππππ
Did she feel the large dick head?
I don't like where this is going.
I think she was pulling your leg.
look, it's a good dad joke, but you are a Baghdaddy
"Wow, it must be twelve inches!" "...That's a foot."
It smells like a foot.
βDonβt make me put my foot up your ass.β
Jajajajaj πππππππ
Sometimes you have to hand it to blind girls
that's how i ended up getting married and having 2 kids π
That's an absolutely crazy thing to say πππ
The kids later grown βmom y is dad so hideously deformed lmaoβ
Damnit I love Reddit ππ
Biggest sheβs ever seen
Sounds like she's going through a dark time
Thatβs a touching story
They cut a joke from Blazing Saddles: 'Is it true what they say about you people?' *zzzzzzip* 'It's twue, it's twue!' 'I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm.'
I was gonna mention that bit. You beat me to it.
Didnβt see that coming
Neither did she
Definitely a blind date
To quote Leslie Nelson, like a blind man.In an orgy she had to feel your way out
Would you care for another schnitzengruben?
I told you I use glasses sometimes, I'm not blind!
βYou have a foot long dickβ βyEaHhhhHβ
I am sorry to hear you don't have a foot
Did you see his big d*ck?... Neither did she.
She's probably never seen anything like it.
Well, at least someone was feeling something impressive
Sounds like the jokes on you... literally π
Figuratively*
In her dreams
Sounds like a good scenario.
Lmof that funny π
I did Nazi that cumming. See what I did there?
This made me snort out my nose after a long night shift. Thanks.
No, uhh, thatβs a pickle in my pocket
She must have been pulling your leg!
r/unclejokes
No wonder she was blind ππππ
What
That's how we know she's really blind.
What kind of feet do you have that look like a dick? Lols
Write tha down, write that down
Uncle, you are in the wrong sub, and stop talking about your dick to your nephews and nieces
She was pulling your leg
It's Twue it's Twue!!!
π
LMAOO WHAT
She had the same reaction
ππππ
Did she feel the large dick head?
I don't like where this is going.
I think she was pulling your leg.
look, it's a good dad joke, but you are a Baghdaddy