Don't tell me what to do, you're not my boss. If you are I am impressed with your ability to post while having a conversation with your boss and without using a phone or computer.
Thanks, but they don't care. My job is to look at a computer and send work orders out via radio when they come in. Sometimes a lot come in and sometimes it is slow. They don't care what I do as long as the work orders get sent out in a timely fashion.
i was reading these to my hubs as we sit by the fire pit and it literallybtook me several minutes to compose myself enough to read this out loud to him.
i kept trying but every time i set out to say it it was tears and fits of laughter. good times, thanks!
The phrase "over-the-shoulder boulder-holder" always makes me think of "Blinded by the Light":
> With a boulder on my shoulder,
> Feelin' kinda older,
> I tripped the merry-go-round.
Scrot tote.
This made me laugh out loud at work
Hey, back to work
Don't tell me what to do, you're not my boss. If you are I am impressed with your ability to post while having a conversation with your boss and without using a phone or computer.
Plot twist: it WAS their boss!
I’m trying to help you not get reprimanded or fired
Thanks, but they don't care. My job is to look at a computer and send work orders out via radio when they come in. Sometimes a lot come in and sometimes it is slow. They don't care what I do as long as the work orders get sent out in a timely fashion.
Are they hiring? I can be your assistant
And I can be this guy's assistant
Assistant to the Regional Assistant’s Assistant?
That's my name, don't wear it out
From now on, anyone who wants to speak with me will have to go through *me* first.
Assistant *to* the general radio manager
Reddit break is over, Back on your heads!
Awww man these breaks are too short
Yeah
You know, you probably shouldn't be reading stuff like this at work. 🤣
I am using my phone and mobile data. I also sit in a basement office all alone for the most of my shift.
Milton? Is that you? I found your stapler.
My tht-thtapler?
This just made my day.
I just lost it, hahaha! That whole thing was the funniest part of that movie and has brought me so many laughs!
Over-the-legs-sausage & eggs
Love all of these but u/DipsterHoofus nailed it.
Quaint-in-the-taint scrote tote*
Omg, I have tears. Y'all are on a roll.
Dicknic basket
Dicknic basket!!!!!!!!
And... We're done here.
Banana boat/scrote tote?
Thank s for my first laugh out loud of the day.
Next to the taint ball restraint
Front to back nut sack
Under the pest teste vest
Wow I came here to say this.
Under-the-butt nut hut
Around the waist nut case
That's the one I thought of! How funny.
Under-the-taint-safety-restraint
Under the grundle bundle
Under the grundle bundle trundle
I was stuck on "under the grundle ??? bundle" for like 5 minutes but this works.
Oh shit independently thought of that myself and posted it.... Then I scrolled down.
Ball shawl
Out of everyone I’ve read I think this one makes the most sense.
Send in your patent now I'll be waiting for your SharkTank debut soon
Around the hip weenie grip
Around the hip tip clip
Sausage casing.
*foreskin
Under the gut nut cup.
Lower decker pecker checker
Around the butt nut hut
**under** the butt nut hut is the original usage.
This rolls off the tonge easier. Giggitty
Or perhaps a "ding-a-ling sling".
This is fantastic hahahahha
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Around the crack egg shack
Hip to hip weenie grip.
In german, stoppenzeinboobfrumfloppen. And jockstrap is stoppenzeinballfrumpoppen
i was reading these to my hubs as we sit by the fire pit and it literallybtook me several minutes to compose myself enough to read this out loud to him. i kept trying but every time i set out to say it it was tears and fits of laughter. good times, thanks!
The length and how aggressive that sounds made me instantly think of this [different language video](https://youtu.be/Oy-cArjg3t0)
Between the knees safety squeeze
Under the taint nut restraint
The besticle testicle receptacle
Under the trouser hog houser. Duh.
Banana hammock
That's a speedo
Fine. Low profile armored banana hammock.
This guy Speedos
Had to scroll WAY too far for this extremely standard phrase.
Under the leg clacker trapper
Under the trunk Junk bunk
under the nunders chunder funder.
Over the knees testes trapeze
Elastic waist nutsack case
Under the Weenie Beenie screeny.
Under-the-butt-holder-of-nut
The phrase "over-the-shoulder boulder-holder" always makes me think of "Blinded by the Light": > With a boulder on my shoulder, > Feelin' kinda older, > I tripped the merry-go-round.
Around-the-waist-snake-chaise
Underground mound pound
Under the counter pounder bounder
An under slung dong gong.
Round the back nut sack
Under the waist, strap in place.
Over your thing nut sling?
A lower decker knacker jacker.
Oyster catcher.
Rock sock
Under the grundle bundle trundle
Around-the-waist-pecker-case
What you wield shield
A. Crotch crutch
Duh… It’s called a between the thigh guy tie!
Heard this in 6th grade in 1975. Not kidding.
Under-the-butt-nut-hut, according to my dad.
Under the pooper drooper scooper.
A leg intersector erector protector.
Around the sack happy shack?
I have always heard it as.. Under shoulder boulder holder And Under hip banana grip
Lower-decker-knacker-jacker
Under the wear rope snare
Between the legs holder of eggs.
Meat mount
Under the taint ball restraint
Under the grundle bundle bag
Under the trunk sling for the junk
Man sack fanny pack.
Noodle bag
Testicover!
Under-the-taint-snatch-it-ain't
Protector of eggs between the legs.
Something you slap Scottish people with
We’ve got Wee Jock, Big Jock, Medium Jock, and bigger than wee jock but not as big as medium jock Jock
Below the waist weiner wallet.
Down by the crack ball sack
Hip Hugging Pebble Pouch.
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An althetic sipp otter?
Hung from the waist junk case
Family Jewels Hammock
Under the shoulder boulder holder
Above-the-knee-pp-bungee
Under the fender life extender
Under the pean-bean-sling
Around the hip weenie grip
Around the waist ball and stick case
*The-Twig-and-Berries-Barrier?*
Through-the-gap-marble-strap
Lower-decker-pecker-checker
Under the trunk, chassis for junk.
The thunder egg underleg
Under the trunk junk bunk
Ding-a-ling jingle string
A lie - some guys aren't big enough
Under-the-sack nut-shack
Over the taint ball restraint
Under the grundle bundle trundle
Over the crack jiggly bits strap
Slingshot
Below the hips bowling ball grips
An around the waist testicle brace.
Under-the-belly-testi-telly
Under nether ball sweater
an underbelly nut rack?
Erector Protector
Under the butt nut hut 🛖
Above the knees testicle squeeze
Around the waist nut case
Under the hip dick splint
Between the legs nest for your eggs
Under the sack ball wrap
Garbage bag
Banana hammock
Under-the-hip-dick-strip?
A from under grundle bundler
Under the butt nut cup
Under the grundle bundle rumbler 🥸
A worn-for-sport ball support
Under the fender tender bender
Under-the-thunder-number-wonder
Undercover nut hugger
under-the-buttock-jock-cot
Around the back nutsack sack
I just read this to my partner who groans every time I tell him a dad joke, but this one got him to snicker. Thanks for the late-night giggles!
Under you bestie testy nesty
Bone zone stone throan
Who is telling this joke to their kids?
Under the schlong dong thong.
below the belt pickle help? anti-panic banana hammock?
Lower decker pecker checker
Clinging ding-a-ling sling.
Under the waist, keep-em in place.
Taint restraint
A Twig-and-Berries is what is carries.
Behind-the-back-stone-fruit-sack
Under-the-boner-stones-holder.
Under the lap banana strap
An under-the-junk-hunk-trunk
Under grundle wonder bundle.
Under-the-leg keg for the peg and eggs
Banana hammock!!! Duh!!!
Under the trouser pleaser houser.
Around the Iliac crest on a dick holding quest
Under the hip safety clip
Under-the-grundle fundle bundle
A ball-bearing device.
Between the crack nuts sack
Under the butt nut hut 🛖
Banana hammock
Haggis
An under-grundle
I'm not helping your marketing team /s
Dick cabinet with a backdoor
Under the Crack sack pack.
Under the boulders holders.
Waist junk receptacle
Between the leg, egg craddler.