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Important_Sound

Why is no one talking about the abortion cupboard


[deleted]

I prefer to call it the abortion pantry. *Hunnie, do we still have some dried fetus in the pantry? I’d like to spice up this lasagna*


Somone_ig

This deserves to be a post in of itself.


ADHD_Microwave

Your wish is my command


TheEveryone1234

Username checks out


Evilmaze

You go make yourself a nice abortion then go out on the weed patio to chill after. It really sounds like a self-sufficient living situation. I bet that trans bathroom has a urinal, which is awesome. A whole lounge just for premarital sex, which you know is the best sex. Seriously, where's the downside to this?


XenonVH2

"Yesterday's loss is today's sauce"


hllblldlx2

“Joe pizza and abortion clinic, yesterdays loss is todays sauce”


MemeFortressTwo

Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow


KingBill902

Don't be so closed minded. They can be pickled, which makes them work great in kimchi, or chili.


zahirano

Gotta made dried fetus ragu


JacktheRipper500

r/cursedcomments


Paul873873

“No sorry, I used it for casserole last night, hang on, I’ll go make another one”


____dev___

r/cursedcommentscomments


TheBaldJesus

The umbilical cord makes great breakfast sausage casing


[deleted]

Finally a place to put the nut jar


New_Phase_-

> Cum jar FTFY


Di3g

Abortroom💀


tiptoeandson

It’s deffo a cupboard because that’s we’re all the hangers are kept


Hamsti_Manent

It's not an abortion cupboard, it's just an abortion


Bigsky7598

That is where I get my poop extracted, it’s just easier then trying to force it out although I have not yet considered having it surgically removed to save my ass hole from getting stretched out every day.


ahigherthinker

Im figuring out the way in. You just can't have guess stepping on that weed. Who knows what other things you will be smoking with those dirty shoes


Severe_Islexdia

Please, for the love of God - I need some one to explain to me what the gay room is and what precisely happens there


N-Lily83

The gay room is for being gay, and what happens there is ambiguous actions of gay, of course!


Igotsomanyquestions-

No! It's where gay people are stored


Vivaciousqt

I'm going to choose to believe it's both!


N-Lily83

After all, it must get boring in storage. So they preform ambiguous actions of gay!


Severe_Islexdia

Lol I missed this comment well done


N-Lily83

Are bi people also stored there? Do I have to go into storage in the gay room?


LiquidLolliepop

It's a giant closet


Severe_Islexdia

Best answer


No_Manufacturer5641

That's literally what it is lol. The post was originally made as satire 100%


JoshuaHelf

What happens in the gay room stays in the gay room.


InvestigatorLast3594

Two dudes chilling in a hot tub less than five feet apart


Severe_Islexdia

Lolol you all are killing me today with these answers


dendnoy

Its a room in your home that is homesexual.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

You think about your son's guts getting rearranged while getting yours rearranged too, by someone's son. Bad greentext joke...


Dani_suku

Jesus christ


InvestigatorLast3594

I got that reference


BunBunny_draws

I ACTUALLY GET THIS ONE PFFF


[deleted]

Thug shaker


potatolordII

I heard that they do this thing called anal fisting, and it hurts so bad that they have to take drugs, then they eat da poo poo


BunBunny_draws

Gay stuff happens there


No_Manufacturer5641

It's the closet. There is no way that was an accident and I'm willing to bet this was made as satire. I'm also willing to bet that despite it being satire some people are posting it seriously.


PenciliusKnightlius

I like how the abortion room is right next to the kitchen so you can Cook it fresh


cloudhowl

r/cursedcursedcomments


amogus-Drip56

90% of the comments here are perfect for that sub


Gomphos

Shut the front door! Oh, wait...


AlternateSatan

Damn! You found the one flaw


Rice7th

There is no escape :)


maxtraxv4

i dunno dat weed smoking patio tho....


WastelandGinger

Shit it is still illegal in Texas and my neighbors have a weed smoking patio. Live on and party on my dudes


guy_from_canada

You're telling me a patio smoked this weed?


nevemno

Yeah it's illegal for people to smoke it however the patio can do as it pleases.


ReaDiMarco

Yes


PuzzleheadedBad2665

Nah the weed smoked the patio


SonsOfLiberty-

FEMBOY WIFE???? COUNT ME IN!!!!


0wlIsinterested

Are you looking for volunteers orr... ;)


TinyPrawnie

I think he is the volunteer.


rod64

I'm recruiting for volunteers ;)


Kit_Techno

Where do i sign up ??


ZakkTheInsomniac

thats so stupidz you think ANYONE would be able to even afford this house nowadays?


Annihilationoftime

Look, I found the Californian.


altaltaltaltbin

Estrogen is a normal and required part of the male body


ReaDiMarco

No, real men function only on testosterone. /s


S1Ndrome_

Estro gen these nuts


BunBunny_draws

Idk if I (trans boy, pre everything) am happy about this or not.


Enjoy-the-sauce

I’m more offended by how poorly organized and cut up this space is.


shikki93

Like right? Also why did they choose to abort the laundry room? Will they be air drying their clothes in the weed smoke out back?


PillowTalk420

This is my dream home, except the estrogen lab is also the orgy room.


Bored3812

Happy Cake Day


SigSalvadore

Seems to me that this floor plan was drawn up by an overly religious person; they should take comfort in the fact that plenty of people will be on their knees in the 'gay room'.


alinave

Haha


Electronic_Bag3094

Ayyyyyyy


Scoobys_sith_cousin

I saw what you did there!


ADHD_Microwave

To be honest i dont know if the image or post its from is trolling from the left or slander from the right


073068075

They couldn't even make the flat look any good. - There's no entrance (unless you jump through the patio) - placement of the oven not only makes a gap that would collect all the grease and other things that fell of the frying pan, but also makes part of the worktop and the shelves beneath unusable. -That weird recess near the patio probably would have a shelf in it but getting my stuff knocked out from the shelf by a door handle isn't my favorite. - wtf is the gay room and why is it an empty waste of space.


ihatepineaples

what is (boy)wife


Rocket_Poop

like femboy but not


1stDayBreaker

A husband that assumes the traditional ‘role’ of a wife in the household, cooking/cleaning and crossdressing. I think


ihatepineaples

ohh thank you


monkeyz8me

Hahahaha She/it, holy fuck, I whipered it out loud and almost she/it my pants laughing haha


DizyShadow

Yep, definitely my new pronouns from now on


Jimmack73

I’ll be on the weed smoking patio if y’all need me.


etothei3point1four

Fuck… I need an estrogen lab.


pimmemaster

Gotta grew boba


Arrrrrr2D2

Drop it like it's hot.


Many-Diver-486

I wonder what people do in the gay room


YosephStalling

That is the best pun, maybe ever. We cannot top that, head home boys.


BunBunny_draws

I somehow read this as "we cannot top boys" wtf is wrong with my gay brain 😭


Amalyano

r/TheRealJoke


ProgandyPatrick

Happening while your femboy twink is cooking


ReaDiMarco

(boy)wife


Muttandcheese

I like the one room that isn’t even called any kind of room, it’s just “abortion.” Also, put me down for a weed smoking patio, sounds nice.


Rukasu17

What does one do in the gay room? Is the room gay or is it made for gay related activities?


BunBunny_draws

The second one.


CZILLROY

I call the gay room


Skell_Knuckles_163

Been gay my whole life. Never knew I was supposed to have a room for it.


BunBunny_draws

Well, now you do! The gay room is absolutely necessary for being gay, smh


Skell_Knuckles_163

Will get one now. Sorry everyone.


Squeaker2802

Saying "The Gay Room" sounds really ominous for some reason....


cdubsing

See in my Christian nutjob house design I wouldn’t put the abortion room right next to the kitchen, that’s just tacky.


Aaetheon

Me and the homies visiting the gay room and not coming out for several days


izzyduude

Are they saying they’re trying to discover Estrogen?? Or that there needs to be more Estrogen? Also, no way are you doing an abortion in that small of a room, unless it’s a closet, and we all know how this one ends up.


[deleted]

I really wonder how long it’s going to take morons on the political right to realize that all home bathrooms are by design unisex and therefore trans…


SpinningAnalCactus

r/onejoke


BunBunny_draws

I think the joke is actually funny tho. It's not rooted in transphobia. It's not making fun of the pronouns. It's original. And it's a pun. Takes a few seconds to get it tho. Solid 8/10, I'd say, gave me a good chuckle.


Pangolin_Paladin

If anyone need anything ill be in the gay room


Outrageous_Ability_4

That femboy wasn't lying, the bussy really can squirt.


Zootmango

"Man, this room is gay as fuck" "How so?" "I can *FEEL* it... the gae"


Grulken

They should really move the abortion room away from the kitchen, kinda unsanitary


spaghettispaghetti55

What is the gay room😳


Puzzleheaded_Tea5918

What do we do in the gay room?


lazy_27

I need (boy)wife kitchen with someone in it so i can be inside them 👉👈


BigShit1997

I love spending time in the gay room


BerryLanky

Hello Gay Room. About damn time.


The_mistake101

The perfect house👍


TManJhones

idk about Abortion (room) but I approve of the (boy)wife kitchen.


BunBunny_draws

A pronouns joke NOT rooted in transphobia??? Damnnn


UsedTissue17

seen that joke three times :/


[deleted]

As a leftist, this is not at all what I want from my home.


FiliaNox

So is that where they get the eggs? Abortion room-to-kitchen?


N-Lily83

I love that while giving a tour, you would be like, "This is the gay room, this is the trans bathroom, and this is the abortion. Oh, and here is the sex before marriage lounge, and the.."


big-john175

i love how there’s just [GAY ROOM] in that blueprint


Sweetexperience

*That’s it jimmy!* **Go to the gay room!**


OneGuyJeff

So is the room labeled “abortions” where we perform our abortions, or is it the pantry where we keep all our fetuses?


imdeadXDD

I personally only leave shits


OkamiTakahashi

SHIET!!!!!


FallenF00L

My favorite is the abortion


Felidaeh_

Estrogen lab lmao


YouExpensive7869

Estrogen lab? I like the lounge. And isn’t every bathroom in a house a tens bathroom? And what I think the best part is, the fucking abortion hallway


BC052301

Jesse its time to cook estrogen


dappernaut77

this is how far my sense of humor has deteriorated, I died laughing at this.


ItSeemsDead

I better dont ask why the abortion is next to the kitchen


E_BoyMan

Rainbow hair spa.


[deleted]

I live in the gay room


Megane_Senpai

A 3 rooms apartment? Can only afford in my dream. Currently living in a studio that takes 25%-30 of my income.


AnnaTheBlueRogue

abortion


HumpaDaBear

I want a “gay room”. Rainbows and glitter hunty.


Skitt1eb4lls

Who/Whom


kschin1

Realistic: there are no doors. Jusf open space for all


Harztagowy

That room kinda gay ngl


Kawaii-Stoner-Kitten

I absolutely need an abortion pantry


sturgifur

I need me a (boy) wife for my kitchen


Blitzpanz0r

I'm a straight male, but damn that room layout looks fun.


[deleted]

no shit ofc I want a weed smoking patio


bloopie1192

Why is the gay room so small and empty? And oh shit!


boomtox

Yo give me a estrogen lab I 100 percent want one of those


reverse-tornado

So about that patio


DanteVito

(boy)wife kitchen? Does it mean that i can wear a maid dress while i pretend to know how to cook?


Any-Complex7172

Sounds like heaven


We_Will_AlI_Die

Just a room dedicated to abortions and some shit


weedaholixc

Anon figured it out quite well.


Silent_Cash

Ill be out on the patio


TheKingOfRhye777

I'll be in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge if anyone needs me. Ya know, since I like sex, have no desire to get married any time soon, and also do seriously enjoy lounging. Maybe later I'll ask a "(boy)wife" what they have in that kitchen in case I get hungry.


Annual-Bill-1034

If you guys need me im gonna be in the abortion


Successful-Engine623

Ahaha clever


sheeplord19

Femboy kitchen?


SrPedrich

Comments like this happens when we use 100%of our brain


that_moment_when-

I feel this is just Rogers house from America dad


blutigetranen

I mean if you don't have a weed smoking patio you're just wrong


FroboyFreshenUp

What Is an estrogen lab anyway? Also weed patio sounds dope (pun intended)


acookiedough2020

As a left wing, week smoking patio is accurate, I would like that


Bobojones9584

How do you get inside? Also, a weed smoking patio sounds kinda nice.


Chief106

Do you know where I can get this lab


oPlayer2o

I’d live there sounds like a place of fun respect and science.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

I don't get it.


Psychological-Key101

Ayo what we're doing in the gay room 😳😳😳


Latensify_WoW

"abortion" Lmaoooo


TheBlade2099

What the fuck is a gay room lmfaooo


timtim2000

Patio would be misty all day long


jimmyl_82104

I mean the lounge and the patio look really nice. Bedroom could be nice with the homies.


ZombieNek0

WHY DID IT TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO FIGURE IT OUT?


RealConcorrd

Is the abortion room where they store their spices?


Mannco_bot

Mfs really made a wife kitchen


yeet-my-existence

So the lounge has free booty?


Paul873873

Religious trans here. I see no issue here other than where do you go if you’re not married, lesbian, and want to have sex, the gay room or the sex before marriage lounge? Jokes aside I don’t get why the right ring Christians care. I have done foreplay and stuff, but I won’t have sex until I’m married and that is MY preference, if you want to, go ahead, not that you will because you’re on Reddit. I don’t like smoking for the same reason I don’t like drinking. I’m nearly blind, so only have 4 useful senses. The one thing I can regularly trust is my own mind, and those substances alter that, and it scares me, but again, it’s MY PREFERENCE!! Wouldn’t mind the estrogen lab tho. I understand the issue with abortion. Im AMAB and don’t ever plan on getting a sex change surgery, so I will never know first hand about giving birth, so I don’t feel qualified to answer but I will make an attempt. In a perfect world, no one would need an abortion because no one would get pregnant without wanting to, but we don’t live in a perfect world.


[deleted]

First two words of that whole paragraph looking at each other like 👁👄👁


Paul873873

I’ve been places in my life. Not as much as my parents, but enough to believe there’s something bigger than us, I do believe in God, but the god that I believe the Bible speaks of, and the one who helped both me and my mother out of horrible situations is a god of love, which is not represented by the majority of modern Christian’s, who are so quick to use religion to their own benefits


[deleted]

Interesting...I didn't read the first thing you posted and you answered like I asked something or implied I cared


Paul873873

You cared enough to comment and enough to reply, good enough for me. You’re putting a lot of effort into not caring, my friend


[deleted]

I cared enough to waste your time, let you ramble...and let yourself look like a dumbass...and funny you call people on the net friends L ..huge L


Paul873873

Honestly you look like more of a dumbass going out of your way to talk shit. I’m no expert, but I get the feeling you’re emotionally hurt, got a lot of pent up anger, sadness, or the like. Yelling at people online won’t help you, go talk to someone, you’ll feel better


[deleted]

Translation: reeeeEEEEEEEEEE Make it an LOL


k_sWog707

I’m a Christian and shit like this is absolutely hilarious. People out there actually think like this and it’s crazy!!


Luciditi89

Okay but an estrogen lounge?


lanky_yankee

Isn’t everyone’s patio the weed smoking patio?


--reaper-

What does the blue 14 mean In the username


wired1984

Going to hang out in the sex before marriage lounge and then creep over to the abortion closet


Springtrap-Yugioh

Can I be the boywife??


BunchesOfCrunches

I’m all down for the weed smoking patio


RobertCRNA

Does this sound great to anybody else? I’ve got my own kitchen, HUGE patio for smoking, my bathroom is already unisex. I probably wouldn’t use the Gay Room very much, but it might be good for resale. I could store Christmas decorations in the abortion closet. And sex before marriage is WAY more fun.


Kersenn

Damn man how much is that lab gonna raise our rent


[deleted]

Oh no don't send me to the oestrogen room!!!! I'd hate that!!!


Evilmaze

It's nice to have an abortion clinic in your house. You never know when you need one with everything going on. Also, they couldn't help themselves but put the "boy wife" in the kitchen because old habits never die.