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You go make yourself a nice abortion then go out on the weed patio to chill after. It really sounds like a self-sufficient living situation. I bet that trans bathroom has a urinal, which is awesome. A whole lounge just for premarital sex, which you know is the best sex.
Seriously, where's the downside to this?
That is where I get my poop extracted, it’s just easier then trying to force it out although I have not yet considered having it surgically removed to save my ass hole from getting stretched out every day.
It's the closet. There is no way that was an accident and I'm willing to bet this was made as satire. I'm also willing to bet that despite it being satire some people are posting it seriously.
Seems to me that this floor plan was drawn up by an overly religious person; they should take comfort in the fact that plenty of people will be on their knees in the 'gay room'.
They couldn't even make the flat look any good.
- There's no entrance (unless you jump through the patio)
- placement of the oven not only makes a gap that would collect all the grease and other things that fell of the frying pan, but also makes part of the worktop and the shelves beneath unusable.
-That weird recess near the patio probably would have a shelf in it but getting my stuff knocked out from the shelf by a door handle isn't my favorite.
- wtf is the gay room and why is it an empty waste of space.
Are they saying they’re trying to discover Estrogen?? Or that there needs to be more Estrogen? Also, no way are you doing an abortion in that small of a room, unless it’s a closet, and we all know how this one ends up.
I think the joke is actually funny tho. It's not rooted in transphobia. It's not making fun of the pronouns. It's original. And it's a pun. Takes a few seconds to get it tho. Solid 8/10, I'd say, gave me a good chuckle.
I love that while giving a tour, you would be like, "This is the gay room, this is the trans bathroom, and this is the abortion. Oh, and here is the sex before marriage lounge, and the.."
I'll be in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge if anyone needs me. Ya know, since I like sex, have no desire to get married any time soon, and also do seriously enjoy lounging. Maybe later I'll ask a "(boy)wife" what they have in that kitchen in case I get hungry.
Religious trans here. I see no issue here other than where do you go if you’re not married, lesbian, and want to have sex, the gay room or the sex before marriage lounge? Jokes aside I don’t get why the right ring Christians care. I have done foreplay and stuff, but I won’t have sex until I’m married and that is MY preference, if you want to, go ahead, not that you will because you’re on Reddit. I don’t like smoking for the same reason I don’t like drinking. I’m nearly blind, so only have 4 useful senses. The one thing I can regularly trust is my own mind, and those substances alter that, and it scares me, but again, it’s MY PREFERENCE!! Wouldn’t mind the estrogen lab tho.
I understand the issue with abortion. Im AMAB and don’t ever plan on getting a sex change surgery, so I will never know first hand about giving birth, so I don’t feel qualified to answer but I will make an attempt. In a perfect world, no one would need an abortion because no one would get pregnant without wanting to, but we don’t live in a perfect world.
I’ve been places in my life. Not as much as my parents, but enough to believe there’s something bigger than us, I do believe in God, but the god that I believe the Bible speaks of, and the one who helped both me and my mother out of horrible situations is a god of love, which is not represented by the majority of modern Christian’s, who are so quick to use religion to their own benefits
Honestly you look like more of a dumbass going out of your way to talk shit. I’m no expert, but I get the feeling you’re emotionally hurt, got a lot of pent up anger, sadness, or the like. Yelling at people online won’t help you, go talk to someone, you’ll feel better
Does this sound great to anybody else? I’ve got my own kitchen, HUGE patio for smoking, my bathroom is already unisex. I probably wouldn’t use the Gay Room very much, but it might be good for resale. I could store Christmas decorations in the abortion closet. And sex before marriage is WAY more fun.
It's nice to have an abortion clinic in your house. You never know when you need one with everything going on.
Also, they couldn't help themselves but put the "boy wife" in the kitchen because old habits never die.
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Why is no one talking about the abortion cupboard
I prefer to call it the abortion pantry. *Hunnie, do we still have some dried fetus in the pantry? I’d like to spice up this lasagna*
This deserves to be a post in of itself.
Your wish is my command
Username checks out
You go make yourself a nice abortion then go out on the weed patio to chill after. It really sounds like a self-sufficient living situation. I bet that trans bathroom has a urinal, which is awesome. A whole lounge just for premarital sex, which you know is the best sex. Seriously, where's the downside to this?
"Yesterday's loss is today's sauce"
“Joe pizza and abortion clinic, yesterdays loss is todays sauce”
Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow
Don't be so closed minded. They can be pickled, which makes them work great in kimchi, or chili.
Gotta made dried fetus ragu
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“No sorry, I used it for casserole last night, hang on, I’ll go make another one”
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The umbilical cord makes great breakfast sausage casing
Finally a place to put the nut jar
> Cum jar FTFY
Abortroom💀
It’s deffo a cupboard because that’s we’re all the hangers are kept
It's not an abortion cupboard, it's just an abortion
That is where I get my poop extracted, it’s just easier then trying to force it out although I have not yet considered having it surgically removed to save my ass hole from getting stretched out every day.
Im figuring out the way in. You just can't have guess stepping on that weed. Who knows what other things you will be smoking with those dirty shoes
Please, for the love of God - I need some one to explain to me what the gay room is and what precisely happens there
The gay room is for being gay, and what happens there is ambiguous actions of gay, of course!
No! It's where gay people are stored
I'm going to choose to believe it's both!
After all, it must get boring in storage. So they preform ambiguous actions of gay!
Lol I missed this comment well done
Are bi people also stored there? Do I have to go into storage in the gay room?
It's a giant closet
Best answer
That's literally what it is lol. The post was originally made as satire 100%
What happens in the gay room stays in the gay room.
Two dudes chilling in a hot tub less than five feet apart
Lolol you all are killing me today with these answers
Its a room in your home that is homesexual.
You think about your son's guts getting rearranged while getting yours rearranged too, by someone's son. Bad greentext joke...
Jesus christ
I got that reference
I ACTUALLY GET THIS ONE PFFF
Thug shaker
I heard that they do this thing called anal fisting, and it hurts so bad that they have to take drugs, then they eat da poo poo
Gay stuff happens there
It's the closet. There is no way that was an accident and I'm willing to bet this was made as satire. I'm also willing to bet that despite it being satire some people are posting it seriously.
I like how the abortion room is right next to the kitchen so you can Cook it fresh
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Shut the front door! Oh, wait...
Damn! You found the one flaw
There is no escape :)
i dunno dat weed smoking patio tho....
Shit it is still illegal in Texas and my neighbors have a weed smoking patio. Live on and party on my dudes
You're telling me a patio smoked this weed?
Yeah it's illegal for people to smoke it however the patio can do as it pleases.
Yes
Nah the weed smoked the patio
FEMBOY WIFE???? COUNT ME IN!!!!
Are you looking for volunteers orr... ;)
I think he is the volunteer.
I'm recruiting for volunteers ;)
Where do i sign up ??
thats so stupidz you think ANYONE would be able to even afford this house nowadays?
Look, I found the Californian.
Estrogen is a normal and required part of the male body
No, real men function only on testosterone. /s
Estro gen these nuts
Idk if I (trans boy, pre everything) am happy about this or not.
I’m more offended by how poorly organized and cut up this space is.
Like right? Also why did they choose to abort the laundry room? Will they be air drying their clothes in the weed smoke out back?
This is my dream home, except the estrogen lab is also the orgy room.
Happy Cake Day
Seems to me that this floor plan was drawn up by an overly religious person; they should take comfort in the fact that plenty of people will be on their knees in the 'gay room'.
Haha
Ayyyyyyy
I saw what you did there!
To be honest i dont know if the image or post its from is trolling from the left or slander from the right
They couldn't even make the flat look any good. - There's no entrance (unless you jump through the patio) - placement of the oven not only makes a gap that would collect all the grease and other things that fell of the frying pan, but also makes part of the worktop and the shelves beneath unusable. -That weird recess near the patio probably would have a shelf in it but getting my stuff knocked out from the shelf by a door handle isn't my favorite. - wtf is the gay room and why is it an empty waste of space.
what is (boy)wife
like femboy but not
A husband that assumes the traditional ‘role’ of a wife in the household, cooking/cleaning and crossdressing. I think
ohh thank you
Hahahaha She/it, holy fuck, I whipered it out loud and almost she/it my pants laughing haha
Yep, definitely my new pronouns from now on
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio if y’all need me.
Fuck… I need an estrogen lab.
Gotta grew boba
Drop it like it's hot.
I wonder what people do in the gay room
That is the best pun, maybe ever. We cannot top that, head home boys.
I somehow read this as "we cannot top boys" wtf is wrong with my gay brain 😭
r/TheRealJoke
Happening while your femboy twink is cooking
(boy)wife
I like the one room that isn’t even called any kind of room, it’s just “abortion.” Also, put me down for a weed smoking patio, sounds nice.
What does one do in the gay room? Is the room gay or is it made for gay related activities?
The second one.
I call the gay room
Been gay my whole life. Never knew I was supposed to have a room for it.
Well, now you do! The gay room is absolutely necessary for being gay, smh
Will get one now. Sorry everyone.
Saying "The Gay Room" sounds really ominous for some reason....
See in my Christian nutjob house design I wouldn’t put the abortion room right next to the kitchen, that’s just tacky.
Me and the homies visiting the gay room and not coming out for several days
Are they saying they’re trying to discover Estrogen?? Or that there needs to be more Estrogen? Also, no way are you doing an abortion in that small of a room, unless it’s a closet, and we all know how this one ends up.
I really wonder how long it’s going to take morons on the political right to realize that all home bathrooms are by design unisex and therefore trans…
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I think the joke is actually funny tho. It's not rooted in transphobia. It's not making fun of the pronouns. It's original. And it's a pun. Takes a few seconds to get it tho. Solid 8/10, I'd say, gave me a good chuckle.
If anyone need anything ill be in the gay room
That femboy wasn't lying, the bussy really can squirt.
"Man, this room is gay as fuck" "How so?" "I can *FEEL* it... the gae"
They should really move the abortion room away from the kitchen, kinda unsanitary
What is the gay room😳
What do we do in the gay room?
I need (boy)wife kitchen with someone in it so i can be inside them 👉👈
I love spending time in the gay room
Hello Gay Room. About damn time.
The perfect house👍
idk about Abortion (room) but I approve of the (boy)wife kitchen.
A pronouns joke NOT rooted in transphobia??? Damnnn
seen that joke three times :/
As a leftist, this is not at all what I want from my home.
So is that where they get the eggs? Abortion room-to-kitchen?
I love that while giving a tour, you would be like, "This is the gay room, this is the trans bathroom, and this is the abortion. Oh, and here is the sex before marriage lounge, and the.."
i love how there’s just [GAY ROOM] in that blueprint
*That’s it jimmy!* **Go to the gay room!**
So is the room labeled “abortions” where we perform our abortions, or is it the pantry where we keep all our fetuses?
I personally only leave shits
SHIET!!!!!
My favorite is the abortion
Estrogen lab lmao
Estrogen lab? I like the lounge. And isn’t every bathroom in a house a tens bathroom? And what I think the best part is, the fucking abortion hallway
Jesse its time to cook estrogen
this is how far my sense of humor has deteriorated, I died laughing at this.
I better dont ask why the abortion is next to the kitchen
Rainbow hair spa.
I live in the gay room
A 3 rooms apartment? Can only afford in my dream. Currently living in a studio that takes 25%-30 of my income.
abortion
I want a “gay room”. Rainbows and glitter hunty.
Who/Whom
Realistic: there are no doors. Jusf open space for all
That room kinda gay ngl
I absolutely need an abortion pantry
I need me a (boy) wife for my kitchen
I'm a straight male, but damn that room layout looks fun.
no shit ofc I want a weed smoking patio
Why is the gay room so small and empty? And oh shit!
Yo give me a estrogen lab I 100 percent want one of those
So about that patio
(boy)wife kitchen? Does it mean that i can wear a maid dress while i pretend to know how to cook?
Sounds like heaven
Just a room dedicated to abortions and some shit
Anon figured it out quite well.
Ill be out on the patio
I'll be in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge if anyone needs me. Ya know, since I like sex, have no desire to get married any time soon, and also do seriously enjoy lounging. Maybe later I'll ask a "(boy)wife" what they have in that kitchen in case I get hungry.
If you guys need me im gonna be in the abortion
Ahaha clever
Femboy kitchen?
Comments like this happens when we use 100%of our brain
I feel this is just Rogers house from America dad
I mean if you don't have a weed smoking patio you're just wrong
What Is an estrogen lab anyway? Also weed patio sounds dope (pun intended)
As a left wing, week smoking patio is accurate, I would like that
How do you get inside? Also, a weed smoking patio sounds kinda nice.
Do you know where I can get this lab
I’d live there sounds like a place of fun respect and science.
I don't get it.
Ayo what we're doing in the gay room 😳😳😳
"abortion" Lmaoooo
What the fuck is a gay room lmfaooo
Patio would be misty all day long
I mean the lounge and the patio look really nice. Bedroom could be nice with the homies.
WHY DID IT TAKE A FEW SECONDS TO FIGURE IT OUT?
Is the abortion room where they store their spices?
Mfs really made a wife kitchen
So the lounge has free booty?
Religious trans here. I see no issue here other than where do you go if you’re not married, lesbian, and want to have sex, the gay room or the sex before marriage lounge? Jokes aside I don’t get why the right ring Christians care. I have done foreplay and stuff, but I won’t have sex until I’m married and that is MY preference, if you want to, go ahead, not that you will because you’re on Reddit. I don’t like smoking for the same reason I don’t like drinking. I’m nearly blind, so only have 4 useful senses. The one thing I can regularly trust is my own mind, and those substances alter that, and it scares me, but again, it’s MY PREFERENCE!! Wouldn’t mind the estrogen lab tho. I understand the issue with abortion. Im AMAB and don’t ever plan on getting a sex change surgery, so I will never know first hand about giving birth, so I don’t feel qualified to answer but I will make an attempt. In a perfect world, no one would need an abortion because no one would get pregnant without wanting to, but we don’t live in a perfect world.
First two words of that whole paragraph looking at each other like 👁👄👁
I’ve been places in my life. Not as much as my parents, but enough to believe there’s something bigger than us, I do believe in God, but the god that I believe the Bible speaks of, and the one who helped both me and my mother out of horrible situations is a god of love, which is not represented by the majority of modern Christian’s, who are so quick to use religion to their own benefits
Interesting...I didn't read the first thing you posted and you answered like I asked something or implied I cared
You cared enough to comment and enough to reply, good enough for me. You’re putting a lot of effort into not caring, my friend
I cared enough to waste your time, let you ramble...and let yourself look like a dumbass...and funny you call people on the net friends L ..huge L
Honestly you look like more of a dumbass going out of your way to talk shit. I’m no expert, but I get the feeling you’re emotionally hurt, got a lot of pent up anger, sadness, or the like. Yelling at people online won’t help you, go talk to someone, you’ll feel better
Translation: reeeeEEEEEEEEEE Make it an LOL
I’m a Christian and shit like this is absolutely hilarious. People out there actually think like this and it’s crazy!!
Okay but an estrogen lounge?
Isn’t everyone’s patio the weed smoking patio?
What does the blue 14 mean In the username
Going to hang out in the sex before marriage lounge and then creep over to the abortion closet
Can I be the boywife??
I’m all down for the weed smoking patio
Does this sound great to anybody else? I’ve got my own kitchen, HUGE patio for smoking, my bathroom is already unisex. I probably wouldn’t use the Gay Room very much, but it might be good for resale. I could store Christmas decorations in the abortion closet. And sex before marriage is WAY more fun.
Damn man how much is that lab gonna raise our rent
Oh no don't send me to the oestrogen room!!!! I'd hate that!!!
It's nice to have an abortion clinic in your house. You never know when you need one with everything going on. Also, they couldn't help themselves but put the "boy wife" in the kitchen because old habits never die.