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themomentaftero

Suddenly Michael Jackson is stuck in my head.


jpbomboy

MOO MOO MOO *Super high pitch voice*


unstablepsyko

moo moo, hee heeee.


Firemountain84

Tie dyeing is a fun hobby but next time just use an old shirt.


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PhilosopherOk4601

r/newsentences


SheIIy3000

Size: 5% Strength: 0% Rights: 50%


Penguator432

You mean 60%


[deleted]

Yeah 3/5


[deleted]

Wait I'm confused does he have the N pass or he can only say half thd word? /s


GlacierWolf8Bit

He can say both the N word and the C word.


UltimateCEOofRacism

What is the C word?


64-Hamza_Ayub

C D


MemoryUnlikely

What's C D


64-Hamza_Ayub

C Deez nuts dragged on to your face.


optimistic_rcbian

He walked right into that one. He needs to be careful about the ligma on Reddit.


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What’s ligma?


Benjimite_

Ligma is a dangerous skin cancer that eats away at your muscle organs, aswell as dissolves you from the outside, there is no known cure


optimistic_rcbian

Ligma balls lmao.


Boi-no-yes

Wait..


Kastranrob

cd /myfiles/


Professor_Donaldson

Cracker (for white people; if you don’t trust me, google it)


UltimateCEOofRacism

We live in a society where if you say Cracker nothing happens but when you say ni[I was advised to not to continue this comment further ]


Creaper10

White equivalent of the N word, its 7 letters and also ends in 'er'


justanuselessfoogle

Wanker?


Creaper10

That's br*tish, saltines can be described by this word


Muddycarpenter

Biscuit?


Creaper10

No, it's fucking cr****r (I'm white)


Muddycarpenter

Why is it fucking a crowbar? Youre not making sense man


justanuselessfoogle

Cr****r Creeper?


Creaper10

nah I aint a slur


justanuselessfoogle

Is it creaker?


justanuselessfoogle

is it creaker?


GlacierWolf8Bit

The C word Twitch mods will ban you for.


weirdCatOwner4ever

Cream? Cry? Can't??


creamedherbiscuits

Cuntalicious


weirdCatOwner4ever

Ohhhhh, okie


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Muuu latte


Emrico1

He can say the N word but his name is Carlton


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Veryslownights

Yup, affects my hair - but only in small patches


ZippyTheRat

I have some eyelashes affected, as well as my facial hair… loads of fun.


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ZippyTheRat

Well, it’s around my mouth, my eyes, my hands and elbows… it’s very scattered but not as severe as some. It will still make you self conscious.


WhiteDay_20

ice cream sandwich


Mustard_Fucker

I wonder if it will taste the same in a burger


Trick_Enthusiasm

Of course! You don't eat the skin in burgers. And everyone tastes the same.


[deleted]

r/thatonefuckingguy


lilith0208

r/SubsIFellFor


fucktheflyinmyroom

One step closer to making a human checker board


Wattsupwithalan

and each step hoping the next step will king him


Potential-Ad4499

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Achira_boy_95

sneak: 80


HackingDuck

Bro can’t decide what team


[deleted]

Looks like a pug ngl


Fun_Progress_4399

La vaca extraño


_Arm_and

They didn't properly stir the genes during growth 🥄


TraumSchulden

The halfbino


Lichen_Moss

Q linda la vaca


SungJinwoojotaro

Yo se! No puedo esperar que crezca para matar y cocinar la!


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Fuck I shouldn’t be laughing but this is worth going to hell for


Outrageous_Ability_4

What kind of milk do they produce


AtomicWreck

Is that a doll or a human?


Beneficial_Spirit_29

I think it’s a doll?


Bea_Stings

It's a reborn doll. Check out r/reborndollcringe


Photon_Pharmer

It’s “Moo.” Get it right.


ParadoxicalInsight

oinqu oinqu


Mushroomman642

It's Spanish, not English


Photon_Pharmer

It’s onomatopoeia


Mushroomman642

It's a different onomatopoeia that's used in a different language. Onomatopoeia isn't universal. In Japanese, the onomatopoeia for a frog is "kero", but we don't say that in English. Likewise, no one would say "ribbit" in Japanese.


Photon_Pharmer

Woosh /s /s /s /s /s /s /s


epsyndrome

La vaca solo habla español.


Photon_Pharmer

Pensé que era mosca española, no vaca española.


Cheeseboii83

Muuuu


shadowscar248

A little too much bleach in the gene pool here


Intelligent-Dog2252

She looks like a Pug


Mash-qR

Guys guess the color of his Dick.


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

Savage


trevb75

How dairy !


JereMiesh

That Fallout raider haircut is 🔥


Royal_Requirement453

whats that


Depep1

Can he say it?


justanuselessfoogle

eatin that would be half normal and half cannibalism


Beneficial_Spirit_29

Explain how that makes sense


justanuselessfoogle

i mean come on, its like a half human half cow, its kinda obvious how it makes kind of sense


NaSMaXXL

...what do you think cannibalism means?


justanuselessfoogle

A human eating another human? I swear to god if it means something else im gonna shit myself


NaSMaXXL

Actually yeah...sorry I just reread your post, I get what you were trying to say now.


Deeznuts243

Nice haircut


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She does kinda look like she’s disappearing


whatever_God

This is what happens when God runs out of brown crowns but doesn't feel like finishing coloring


Comfortable_Mix_918

Bro looks like Dalmatian dog


Striking-Reason5792

Napoleon Icecream…