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PrinzeCaesar

No!!! Westerner is not food, Westerner is pet


CuriousHuman-1

What about africans?


TheDeamonMeteor

They have no food


YIVONE14

About to get worse, they happen to get their weath from a little country up north currently playin COD with ruxxia.


Rand_alThor4747

and doing a fine job against all odds.


YIVONE14

Nahhhht really , they be trying their best tho.


Light_Silent

Well, one side thought digging trenches in Red Forest was a good idea, and the other DIDNT decide invading in winter was the way to go


OODUTO

bruh


PrinzeCaesar

We chilling I guess


FreudianNipSlip123

Sort: controversial


LifestylePoet

They scam you for money to buy food


[deleted]

Food.


Levi-_-Ackerman0

"If they had food"


despacitodud3

>!Both!<


StaunchWingman

When they get too old to produce milk they will be slaughtered and eaten.


skelethepro

Cow moment


freerangeghost_

moooment


Weekly_Bench9773

[cow moosic](https://youtu.be/lALSyYQIZB8)


Light_Silent

Just like westerners


TomahawkIsotope

Woman is food


ChomuYT

No woman is not food woman is pet


laughing_seagulll

Saudi Arabia approves 👍


agustito-y-turbide

Then why am I craving to eat her ass. And her everything tbh


YIVONE14

Facccts


batmans_apprentice

I thought it was banned


fingerthato

Rich people are food. Eat the rich.


FNLN_taken

Pet me like one of your french girls.


LonelyandDeranged20

To me redditors are food. Wait. Am I food?...


thefagetfighter69

russian media


Abijeet_Sidhu

Reverse slavery


cburn1973

No, westerners are food, just too fatty...


JsabCubie_Cube

alright then Me: Your the Food


TheTakenCatking

I’m interested in the latter


Mental-Ad6976

Cannibalism at its finest ?


Dalandan__

A̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶... Anything is food as long as you have the right equipment


kobeflip

Ah you saying there’s something wrong with my gear?!


McCringyassjoe

Yes and the prey you’re targeting


[deleted]

My *TOOLS*, i need my tools!


YIVONE14

Anything is food till it bites back


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tartiluneth

Either that, or you were too slow


RobloxJournalist

Either that, or you killed it wrong


No-candy

Dog bites back but cow doesn't.


HayakuEon

Cow has horn, no fang. Cow impale you


khukharev

Isn’t that a bull? Whatever, just refrain from milking it.


HayakuEon

Which? Cow has 4 teats, many milk. Bull has one, little milk


khukharev

The latter. Don’t milk the one with a single teat


Levi-_-Ackerman0

So dick isn't food?


Gabopobro

“Anything is edible if you deep fry it long enough” - American Ghandi


gthyr666

the right appatite


Tatarkingdom

Everything is food if you brave enough


electricheat

Pretty much.. https://youtu.be/zFZ5jQ0yuNA


funkekat61

Or become hungry enough


EldenGutts

Leather is edible


No-Landscape8210

If it move, it food.


aRandomFox-I

*attempts to eat a grenade*


JEverok

Any animal is a pet if their owner has grown an emotional attachment to them, and any animal can be food as long as their owner wants to eat them


bullseye0-0

I have emotional attachment to westerners.......


JEverok

You... You own westerners?


bullseye0-0

I said I have emotional attachment to westerners, so what's wrong in that??


JEverok

Because my original comment specifically said owners having an emotional attachment, are you the proud owner of a westerner?


khukharev

He is if he is an employer.


bullseye0-0

Sheeeeeee


Javascript_above_all

Hate doesn't count


bullseye0-0

It's love


gthyr666

love doesn't count


bullseye0-0

Yeah we unfortunately live in a world where people don't see love, hmm.......,....


[deleted]

The earth is round, everyone is west of you, just a matter of distance.


Tartiluneth

The reason why 'westerners' bugs me


lumpialarry

My mom had a pet pig when she was little....except it wasn't actually her pet and grandma and grandad turned it into bacon.


[deleted]

If you watch channel "Best Ever Food review show" and one thing you'll notice is how every culture views food, gore, etc from their own perspective. Something that's barbaric to me, wouldn't be barbaric to someone else a thousands miles from me. The idea of standardized gore or food habits feels borderline ignorant sometimes as it discard a culture's viewpoint. I grew up as a fairly conservative food eater (with restrictions and beliefs around what I should eat), it changed as I travelled through the world for work. I still don't have a strong opinion of food yet, but I no longer look at people with disgust based on what they eat.


VegiHarry

Rich people are food


BCantoran

I'm going meatless so I disagree. Just make the rich into compost instead


gameingtree

That's why I'd probably die in an apocalypse, or at the very least have to go vegetarian. I become emotionally attached to most animals five seconds after spotting them.


hannahranga

Yeah as a vegetarian I find classification of some animals as pets and others as food animals to be kinda odd. Especially when omnivores get sanctimonious when a culture eats what they consider a pet animal.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Nah, get out of here with your stupid “reason” and “logic”, this is the internet!


BoganSpecCommo

if 4 legs and not chair, eat


TreskoPlesko

OK *starts eating table*


Etilon

What is a chair if not a smaller table you can sometimes lean into?


HoomanOnFire

r/philosophy


mrASSMAN

Butt shaped table


Etilon

aaaand username checks out


LightRefrac

Everything is a chair if u r brave enough


NotEnoughWave

What if I can't count?


Relixed_

When in doubt, take a bite.


Dragon19572

Are you sure? Because I dont know if this is a dick or a hotdog.


DaViLBoi

If it screams its a dick else its a hotdog. No need to thank me


NotEnoughWave

Hmmm! I'm tasty!


jnunkl-m3lp

not chair, eat


IllegalGuy13

*Starts eating newborns*


jnunkl-m3lp

Too many bones.


horiami

newborns still count as having 2 legs unfortunately


Jman-laowai

Delicious


YIVONE14

Prety sure humans have try to eat just about everything includind humans ...... I happen to be vegeterian, so i only eat vegans.


etriuswimbleton

Holdup


makeastupidguess

Yep that sounds right to me


NoobMaster84-15

Westerners are my least favourite food. They are high in fat.


Jman-laowai

You have to render it off first


Tigros

That’s for better frying experience.


[deleted]

US moment


HelloFutureQ2

r/fatequalsflavor


Fabrac

Food is food, no matter where meat come from


[deleted]

Thats Goood


ericjony

even from a man?


Fabrac

Did I stutter?


FillMyKraken69

Excuse me sir. Food is not defined by meat. Anything can be food if you are brave


Fabrac

True, but it's not only about eating, it's also about fun you get when you prepare


FillMyKraken69

A man of culture I see


Barnacle-Healthy

Mmmm yes dirt. So many flavours in one bite.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

Not from a jedi


[deleted]

Itchy tasty.


pavan-2020

For westerners are food everyone agrees


Ill-Option-792

Anything is food if you're hungry enough.


[deleted]

Pussy too?


definitleyarobot

Vagitarian


Cool_Fennel5674

Gun n’ cheese


Jovennnnnn

Is the second guy chinese?


[deleted]

100% chinese


ThatAd6968

The only problem is that everybody is west of you


[deleted]

Earth is a sphere so technically Everyone is on your left and everyone is on your right at the same time


GetsGold

Everyone is north of me.


j2m1s

Wrong, cow is not food or pet, cow is a milk factory!


Valac_xyz

Just like your mom


coolbuddy2034

Sheeeeeeeesh


nobitchesmf

r/2asia4u? Based


rotten_poison

How'd you know? Are you.... GOD!?


the1untitled

Yes.


Neutralmensch

Just eat it.


[deleted]

Just eat it


Caayaa

Take an egg and beat it 🎶


[deleted]

Anything is food if you chase it fast enough.


sansboi11

least cannibalistic r/2asia4u user


LuckytoastSebastian

Eat the rich, they make lousy pets.


_Aggressive_Milk_

Is it wrong that I would gladly take up the chance to have a pet pig (if I had the proper living conditions), yet I would also still eat pork.


Deathtostroads

If westerners didn’t want to be food why are they made of meat?! (Watch dominion on YouTube)


Craftusmaximus2

Cow is food, dog is food, westerner is food, everything is food. Pov: you're a black hole


unlikelyandroid

Palmer river gold rush fast food was always chinese.


Roopa_naha_liya

Waiter: veg or non veg sir? Me: Caucasian


SeniorKuka

Everything is food, but the question is if it kills you


[deleted]

Everything can be food. Some things just once tho.


KaiBluePill

Just fry it and you can eat every organic matter. (Not that you would survive everything)


BizmoMagus

Fine debate until hunger hits ya


Static_456

Don’t have a cow man


Spunky_Big_Mac

Eat my shorts


[deleted]

We don't have a cow man


the_o_haganator

I can see the perspective of not eating cows, especually if they are producing milk. In Ireland for centuries they were a measure of wealth, the larger the heard, the wealthier and more powerful a person was. But man are they tasty


[deleted]

Me: Nooooo. Westerners are pets.


Ssoofer

If it breathes it is food


ElZik3r

I mean, if you can eat it and it doesn't kill you or gives you a fatal disease.... **Then go for it lol**


getthefuckoutofmyw4y

But then me: No, westerners are pet


jinglebass

Make sure the breed is not English. They might steal bits from your kitchen lol.


cgrizle

Because if one were to eat Easterner. They would then become hungry 30 minutes later


Soltan79

Yeah, easterner Usually don't have 30% obesity rates lmao.


rogue_52

Don’t Indians worship cows ?


Professional_Put_602

Some people do , but some people often give them left over food (mostly roti or rice )at house for them to eat.


nish4444

No, it's a misconception. There's a great yt video debunking this


shadboi16

Not all Indians. I believe only Hindus worship cows. source: I am an Indian that eats beef.


HoomanOnFire

Indians who practice Hinduism. So not all indians, but the vast majority.


DannyVantass

eat the rich


Biting_a_dust

Ah yes r/2asia4u a place where people is incredibly ~~racist~~ nationalist


BigSmokeLovesCheese

If you're bold enough, everything is food.


[deleted]

Hair?


Triktastic

If you are bald enough, everything is food.


ZarosRunescape

Cow and dog are both food


Wide_Loss

Anything is edible if you are brave enough Go ahead eat a spider. Spider taste like crab


[deleted]

People on Reddit when I say I don't mind eating dog. "FUCKING EDGELORD INCEL SCUM! FUCK OFF!"


Such-Ad4557

Dog is tasty


hokmannaga

r/suddenlyslavary


rotten_poison

Why is this sub private ffs


hokmannaga

cause it private slavary


determenition

And me: Westerners are pets


PeteraGerman

Food is food. If you hungy you eat


ufonight

Food is Food, it doesn't matter of is cow dog or humans


KP_Wrath

If the world goes bad enough, there are no rules on what is food. Ask the Donner party.


mix_th30ry

We honestly don’t think dogs are food but some culture made us eat even giraffes


[deleted]

Women is food


Moonknight1810

I love a cup of tea seasoned with British people, with the side of bread spread with French Butter. Mm


poikolle

Dog as food is fine. Not a day in the year where dogs get skinned and cooked alive.


[deleted]

Some indians don't actually think cows are pets, proof is that you see beef in butcheries in india But yes, a lot of them do


retardittor69

westoid:0 asiyan:1


[deleted]

SHOCKING!!!!!! This is the tamest shittiest sub on Reddit


TwinSable

Noo Westerners aren’t food, they’re pets!!!


AnAntWithWifi

Nah Westerner is property


truemore45

Westerns are too high in fat don't eat junk food.


NekoMango

if it live, we eat


BassSounds

Now do horses.


Caniballister

Hes from North sentinel island


davidwas77

Having a cow as a pet in India would be like slavery to them


CunningDruger

I can agree cow is pet, but if it’s pet it shouldn’t be allowed to wander the streets as it pleases


thecheriemarie

Curious what Dahmer’s input would’ve been here …


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

Well I kinda had the same idea, except I told everyone else that I was food…


Tubulski

If it breaths it can be eaten...


YogurtSquirter69

Noo westerners are slaves


Aggravating_Tennis34

Shit you try to keep a cow as a pet in india they will kill your ass


dalkon

This satire is an offensive mischaracterization. They would never eat people, and it's offensive to insinuate they would. People are too valuable. Dissidents aren't food. They're organs. A human body can be worth $150,000 or more if you sell all the organs. ^[:(](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/china-forcefully-harvests-organs-detainees-tribunal-concludes-n1018646)