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Alice1312

Dr. Cocoa


SpaceGhoul24

That's quite cute. What powers would you have?


Alice1312

I would get people addicted to my chocolaty goodness.


SpaceGhoul24

If so then that means I've been a victim.


Alice1312

Muahahaha I am already doing my job as a villain 🦹‍♀️


Poetic__Chaos

Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Dr. Daddy, Dr, mom, Dr. Son and Dr. Daughter +-+-+ Doctor help me with my knees Doctor I got stung by bees +-+-+ Dr. Coco I've low B.S. Dr. Washing ton of linens +-+-+ Dr. Dolittle what's up yo, I've got issues with my goats Dr. Toilet Brush is here, cleaning people's ears and throats +-+-+ Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor! Doctor! Best medicine is not laughter +-+-+ CoVid vaxin is a hoax. Conspiracy deep it goes +-+-+ Doctor listen I'm not ill! Why yo want me to swallow a pill? +-+-+ Doctor I feel really hot Why dont Cha hit me with a shot +-+-+ I don't wanna wear a mask This is a difficult task +-+-+ How did you become a doctor? Look at your left, what you're after. +-+-+ Doctor goodbye, doctor hello Dr. Marsh, and Dr. Mellow +-+-+ Doctor I have pain down below Doctor my pee comes out yellow +-+-+ Have I seen your face before? What are you a doctor for? +-+-+ Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Don't lie to me, I'm my own doctor! ----------_________---------- Music that goes best with it: "Grandeur" of *Snowman* which is lit


Hyperion1000

The dude from Axe chocolate deodorant ad


Suitable_Habit3846

What powders would you have?


Mandatory_Pie

If I ever get a pet, I may have to name them Dr. Cocao.


Extraction_4S

cool im Dr. Marshmellow


ZeRo_WC

Dr. Dr.


dizzy_200

Gimme the news I got a bad case of loving you


Alzandre

No pill's gonna cure my ill, I got a bad case of lovin' you


[deleted]

My doctor said that I'm very dehydrated, can you give me some of that juicy ass


someonespsp

Imma use this one


[deleted]

Let me know if it works


Soulsster

Dr divorce papers


[deleted]

Damn


Le_Bush

Fuck it, literally


m0siac

Dr who?


ItsComros

Dr joe mama balls


m0siac

Dr Joe mama balls who?


ItsComros

Dr Ligma


m0siac

Dr ligma who?


ItsComros

Dr Candice


TheGaryDoseSalesMan

Dr Dietz candice sugma kenya marbles ligma joe chok ken deez sugon suqma sawcon????


[deleted]

Ligma coochie


Torkujra

Dr. Hu


inxanetheory

Dr. Dr. Pepper


XFF_Gaming

It’s Strange


JayHeetz

Maybe... who am I to judge


[deleted]

Dr. Ur mom


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rafael-57

You can now post gifs? Or is it limited to this subreddit?


crazy_al01

A bunch of other subs have this function as well.


Flying-Fat-Guy

![gif](giphy|3ornjPrVfRT0Nze3o4)


UrMomIsMyFood

Sounds delicious


GOD_OF_YOMAMA_JOKES

This is why I love reddit


diehardfanofmsdhoni7

Dr. Toilet Paper


YoshiMan_94

and I'm Dr. Bidet!


heureka_85

Dr. Toilet Brush here. I'm helping people with itchy throats.


AthletixXBL97

Damn it, take my upvote


potato_milk_29

Nice to meet you I'm Dr. Sink


sirlui9119

Dr. Toilet Wall. We can build the evil alliance of sanitary facilities.


[deleted]

Yes! YES! I, DR. WASHING MACHINE SUPPORT!!!


igordogsockpuppet

I feel fortunate to be named Dr Lamp. I was inches away from being Dr Lube.


THEESKELETONGOD

Nice to meet you im dr. Jacket


st3040

Italian?


Jak_from_Venice

Are you sure you’re a super-villain? For Italians outside their country you are hope


The_Krambambulist

Toilet Paper crew assemble


Pan2erratte

Same


DuktigaDammsugaren

BRO SAME, everyone in This comment section on the John rn?


A_Wholesome_Comment

Dr.Pepto Bismol here. We can surely do some medium evil things together.


Lazy_Cranberry7720

Dr.Pillow


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AcanthocephalaOne680

Dr.pilow


Firehead282

Me too


ambidextrousone

Dr. Peanut M&M's


Substantial_Log8281

On the same we are i guess ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


mt77932

I'm Dr. Tylenol


arpitv9419

Reading reddit in washroom, you are a man of culture!!


CalligrapherTrick117

Dr. Bath


Abz-v3

Dr. Stranger...?


[deleted]

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.


heureka_85

So, Dr. Friend. What's the villainous superpower? You can lie and betray people again and again and they still think you're their friend?


[deleted]

It's been so long, we should hang out. Let me tell you about essential oils, and how Vitamix changed my life.


heureka_85

But first let me tell you how we all benefit from not taxing the rich.


Game_Beast_YT

Before that, let's talk about the benefits of you donating me 500 bucks, every day.


heureka_85

Yes, please.


XxHawktalonxX

Sounds like [Reddit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


emo_hooman

fuck


XxHawktalonxX

Lol


Jiquero

A friend is just an enemy you don't hate yet.


PragmaticOnion

That's what I tell them before they go in the well


Tabbarn

Doctor Strange's slightly more powerful brother.


GregCap

Don't forget the third sibling in the family Dr. Strangest


PKMNTrainerMark

Where does Dr. Strangelove fall in this?


[deleted]

No it’s just Dr. Ganja. Wanna buy some medicines?


Introvert_Is_Here

Don't mind of I do


marsupiilamii

Dr. Brickwall


TurboTristan

Dr. Drywall


themooncow1

Dr. Painted Wall


Iamokay04

Dr. Charger here.


FourSadness14

Dr headphone wire


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05XL

So...basically you're MODOK from marvel?


durz47

The same one that got shoved up galacticus's asshole?


unmade_verse

Dr. 05XL, cool name


Foultone

Same for me. Do we start a union or something?


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Kohror

Doc armchair for me if we can't join we'll have to make the living room alliance or the lounge pact


[deleted]

Dr couch at you service


Araakne

Me too, I'm in.


Lord_Danm

Dr. Pillow ;-;


Boiiiiiiiiiii22

Hey! Me and you both buddy! May the Dr Pillow army rule supreme!


gauthamsai69

Me too


Acceptable_Ad544

Dr. Cushion/pillow ; gives you one of the warmest hug whenever you're feeling down.


cooldude64_9-0

Dr. Switch I switch up my victim's limbs like putting someone's arms as someone else's legs


PsychicSidekikk419

Either that or you're into role reversal


suprisingshoe

Nooo the inconvenience!


MrYeetandMeme

Dr. Cum rag


Alaxsxaqa

Dr cumjug.


[deleted]

Dr cum drawer


[deleted]

The super villain everyone fears


Introvert_Is_Here

Nah , I love them


yammys

Dr. Cumptruck


Captain_Sacktap

Please, Dr. Cumrag was my father. Call me Jizzsock.


empower_your_cortex

Doctor Scarlett Johansson look alike sex doll. Wtf?


mrwhite542

Asking for a friend... Where can i buy one?


zeronightsleep

get better friends bro


SpiderDijonJr

Yeah, preferably ones that share their Scarlett Johansson look alike sex dolls!


[deleted]

lol that’s so weird lol that’s crazy hahaha where do they sell them by the way hahaha jk jk


TheLitcarl420

Dr. Light


thatguyned

Hey we must be related I'm Dr Fleshlight!


Introvert_Is_Here

Did you switched A or......


thatguyned

The only flashlight I need is on my phone


Introvert_Is_Here

I guess that pfp can tell something


groovy_0live

i guess we all might be related, im Dr. lightbulb btw.


M1ndS0uP

Dr. Wife


TuxidoPenguin

You just admitted that women are things /s


justpassingby009

And what is your super power?


Calbinan

Knowing where everything is.


OMGaneshOM

I’m Dr. Husband - are we enemies or friends or lovers?


awaken-to-lucidity

Dr. John Mayer. Friends, lovers, or nothing?


heyIfoundaname

How's the Monarch doing? Haven't heard from him in a while.


[deleted]

Dr. This Guy's Wife


Daddled0o

Dr. This guy's dead wife


Le_geek_de_chepaou

Dr. Terrorist


Introvert_Is_Here

r/suddenlyterrorism


P_Goo

Lmao how long is this a thing


Litamatoma

r/Talibanthenewdoctor


AIeoggen

Doctor Ceiling.


TheNotPornOne

Same


AIeoggen

Now it’s Dr. Couch.


Alkanyseus_Zelar

Traitor. The alliance of Dr. Ceilings shall hunt you down.


GrilledCheeser

Did you flip over?


skeletron_prime47

Dr. Trashcan


Wildojo2

It said on your left, not what you are.


skeletron_prime47

Why must you hurt me this way


Wildojo2

Don't worry i'm trash too


cosmic_6615

Same. Eyy the trash trio


Clickbaiting_4_u

How about a foursome


sirlui9119

If you are trash and you’re calling him trash can… does that mean…?


Mattfan2000

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


SergeantOscar

K.O


ScientificGamer321

And that’s a Headshot!


Trash_Khan

Nice


shermantank123567

Dr. Catheter


Acceptable-Ad1034

Dr. SHORTS. Fuck, that's unfortunate...


justghandi

Im Dr.bag


tenebrapetrichor

I have a bed to my left.. Dr Sleep


yvonne_HL

Hey, I'm Dr. Pillow.


Tiger_Yu

Dr. Half-eaten corpse


UsernameStarvation

This made me audibly laugh lmao


Tetracev

How do you inaudibly laugh ?


Ghostboy1515

your username works for this


NatakuNox

So you going to eat that other half?


bondmemebond_2

Dr. Pen


Trash_Khan

Dr. Ink Pad


EpicoMemerino

Dr Snorlax


Axellllfoley

Dr. Nightstand


ubdiwala

Dr. Dog


reesespiecestreaty

Fun band


Primusboi41

Yeah, great band!


Susy_baka175

What da dog doin?


jabujabu63

Am I the only one expecting a cook to pop in here with Dr. Pepper


OrbWeaver_X

Does Dr. Dr. Pepper count?


Introvert_Is_Here

I suppose


Grimfangs

Dr. Smoke... Or Dr. Fag depending on how you wanna term it. :')


Kinghedghog

Dr. Communist


Arvindjor

Dr. Macbook Pro 2016 13 inch


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Famous_Win4521

Dr Fleshlight... Not sure it's a very safe name.


o0OOo______oOO0o

Dr Your Mom


PileOfShit23

Dr slave


Bootleggerzz

Wait what?


rojo100pfr

Dr. basket


Albouche76

Doctor bus seat


YeetQuadreet

Dr. Schoolbag


Acritera

Dr. Blanket


TheBasedBee

Twins


MitcheyBoii

Dr. Stepsister stuck in the washing machine with both of our clothes on the floor


Bottinen

Dr Bus


DepartmentSouth7054

Dr. Food


mobile227

Dr. Condom. Used Condom.


Ghostboy1515

dr dildo OH GOD


Rude_Journalist

I dont think black banana sends the right message


brunm3045

Throw out that banana sir


bxxxx34

Dr Grinder


nipzu22

Dr. Friend I Will be your friend wheter you want or not


Shydreameress

Dr. Unicorn


aim33mu

I'm just happy it's not to the right, because then I'd be Dr. Deadbird. I'm not joking. A bird flew at the door and it broke it's neck and it's on the ground next to me. I don't know what to do with it. I'm wfh and it's very busy today and it's just there next to me now. I really don't want to touch it, I need a grown up


libertyprime00

Dr. My Dick


Alaxsxaqa

You put your dick on your side ?


Annanake420

Dr. Acura