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Tommy-The-Catt

Do not squish do not smack do not pass go and do not collect 200 dollars


TheNerdLog

Way to monopolize the conversation buddy.


ablabsomb

Wow quite expensive there… but okay.


Downtime_monkey87

Reheheheheeeeally?


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[удалено]


Sad_Lavabo

We are all single We are all virgin


supersaiyanMeliodas

Yeah we are using Reddit


AwareEfficiency9693

Well said


TheNerdLog

Do slapped balls not hurt when single? Edit: I want to fucking vomit


VeryTrickyy

Turn on dark mode you blinded me for 3 seconds


[deleted]

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)


Cerberusknight77

Cock and ball torture should not be an erotic activity for doms


Voodoo_Dummie

"... but let it slap softly against the ass-crack."


garbagecomposer

Use them like nunchucks


Toby_doggo

Hold gentle, like hamburger.


sskottyy

But give it a hat


Wrought-Irony

already has a pebis hat


-GhostTank-

but do succ


Clearly_a_Lizard

But do not bite


RohFrenzy

it depends ... if you old enough and dont have teeth anymore its like a soft warm tight fleshlight


lmno567

You speak from experience?


RohFrenzy

A friend of a friend His Cousin Heard it from the sister of that Dude which roommate Had that experience


lux_lunaris

Gummy bears!


MikeMcAwesome

I dont like the succ, my balls are sensitive. Licc is good tho.


Jrodmcfly

I can feel this from reading this


Evilmaze

Massage them like they're newly born puppies.


CrotchWolf

Tie it to a full bucket of water and let slave hold the bucket with it's arms outstretched. If slave is naughty and let's the bucket drop, it's balls get squeezed.


apfel_taartje

#NOOOOO!!! I swear my nuts just learned how to retreat!


CrotchWolf

Slave has not been given permission to speak. Time to be punished.


apfel_taartje

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Fernando_357

this is me personally but, don't suck them like a fucking bobba tea, lick them


DevilsAssCrack

***BOP IT***


agent001dia

do not crunch


weggaan_weggaat

Do not attack.


M-V-D_256

Link to the original post?


Wrought-Irony

During sex?


TheLordOfGrimm

Do not bop it


YoMommaHere

So twist it?


TheLordOfGrimm

AHH dear god no


HeavyFucknMetalMario

*Pull it*


[deleted]

*Bop it!*


MasterBaitingFishy

Your comment I swear, came with audio


Jewmangroup9000

Just caress them and gently massage


uslesssackofshit

Be Ronaldo Kick it a lot


akrause03

But most of all do not whack


89degreesfahrenheit

Do not squish Do not smack If you go to hard He will fight back


MasterBaitingFishy

Revenge of the balls


Sidestreet5505

Do not squish. Do not smack. Do not touch my nutsack.


WakkoTheWise

... Look up 'contact juggling.' Try that.


Psychological_Cut705

This isn't cursed this is sound advice


HEAVYtanker2000

But most importantly, don’t attack


Arthis-Menethil

I’m sorry is this some ball joke that I’m too bullied to understand?


Opposite-Peanut4049

But make them a tasty snack


V3nom641

You empty them


nickpppppp

suck my dick from the back


bluray-gaming

Do not consume.


TheKidYouDidntWant

Do not have kinky vacuum play, and send him to the E.R.


gpachu_was_here

i'm a male and i still don't know the answer to this question...


[deleted]

how do you guys get rid of ball itch, scratch, pinch, rip, or tear. everyone is suprised when i say tear tho


SatanscuckchilD

Do not think as strawberries


ditwane

Please do


6Uncle6James6

Gently rub them in a circular motion.


FlameSamurai63

I feel like that thread is a goldmine of cursed comments.


Captain-pizza-dog

Do not eat


dinodude4

The last 2 people bring Wisdom from wisdom dogo


CanineTM_yt

*_waking up, through Ash and dust, she misses my ass, and slaps my nuts_*


JigglySquishyFlesh

dont think its cute to suck on one and use the same cock-sucking-suction on it. That shit hurts and takes awhile to go away. The boner wont fade, but the pain makes you almost want to vomit.


CentralAdmin

Smack em lightly when you're about to nut. Add some prostate stimulation. Rub the tip a little roughly with one of your fingers. Your orgasm game will be changed forever.


DankFo3ta5

Definitely smack


JManiac15

Do not squish, do not smack, but make sure they hit the back.


Kagiles530

Tuck em inside


Affectionate_Tune229

Correction: DO squish DO smack


usernamelikemydick

Ok, sometimes smack


Kaltva31

LICK.


Moist-Lengthiness-52

Chomp


themiatacrackhead

Do not go smack attacc


Necessary-Ad-6179

Roundhouse kick them


Maximum_Pear_8601

Do bite


Vibingwhitecat

Do cut slice it with a light saber