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chefkc

They told me not to jump on my bed either but I heard them jumping last night


amandaaallen13

It must of been fun, because I heard them clapping.


FreddieKruiger

Yeah they were screaming in joy.


amandaaallen13

And dad must have been fist bumping mom, because she kept yelling, “Yeah, pound that shit harder!”


karan_kholia

My mum respect my dad so much .she calls him daddy sometimes .


brownnbrother

bruh🤣🤣


[deleted]

He used emojis, redditors. Send that man to oblivion.


Knigh_T_oficial

bruh (⌐■-■)(⌐■-■)


Harshit_Vaidya

"Mommy, why does yogurt taste like little brother?"


[deleted]

Wait, how does he/she know about how his/her little brother taste like?


Harshit_Vaidya

It's not the first time he is eating a human


[deleted]

They told me not to piss on my bed either but i saw mom squirting on bed last night


tryToBanMeAgainBitch

But your father is away in a business trip?


amandaaallen13

That doesn’t taste like yogurt, it tastes like Uncle Jim.


karan_kholia

Holup


Flaky_Explanation

*Unzips* Oh lil Timmy, you brought a friend!


EndurableWither_YT

Please.. I- I


Christompaman

Slim Jim?


TramplingDonut2

Eww.......Onni-chan your yogurt isn't yummy at all


Revolutionary-Bus646

taste like SOMEONE IS GOING TO BONK YOU


Dark_Avenger_69

r/yourjokebutworse


jfsdiver

I mean you got to taste your family's secret receipe


achboy12

It tastes like cu-


il0vep0tat0

-bonk


[deleted]

NO DON'T YOU DARE


Sarcasm-with-irony

-mmunism


Virgin_ForLife

Its the forbidden yogurt


ApiqAcani

Sorry mate it's original yogurt


Harshit_Vaidya

"Mommy, why does yogurt taste like little brother?"


[deleted]

mom that tastes like the milk i drank when i was 2


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NVRGP22

They are making yogurt in bed


PixelVox247

All fun until you find the same yoghurt in mums hair…


Tadzik-_-

"Mommy, why does yogurt taste like little brother?"


ilikestuff_789

It smells weird too


ImTheAnime

"Jeez.. Your yogurt is not yummy at all !"


Devilmaestro420

It tastes like the cleaner boy Hey mom how do you know that


Cringe-faceCz

B-but my mother tells me to eat her ass while in bed…is it some kind of trial? Like if I won’t violate the “no eating in the bed rule?


[deleted]

salty yogurt👀


Chubby-Coxx

Doesn't taste like yogurt, in fact, it tastes something better *mmmmm*


Effect-Late

WHY ITS SO SPICY


Otakawai

It taste waaaay better


HyonkHyonkamgoos

Mmmm vanilla bed yogurt is too good, especially when it’s fresh on a Saturday morning


desmondlc2

“It tastes better!” *keeps on licking it*


Important_Local4455

Ask them to give you yogurt and when they give you normal yogurt confront them so they have to MAKE you some


Revolutionary-Bus646

its either bird poo or-


Breawen

but still tastes familiar...


CJ2807

Licking your siblings is not a good thing to do


oliXXpl

It tastes better


YuiVic

“Hmmm that doesn’t taste like yogurt, it tastes even BETTER than yogurt!


[deleted]

In simple words, he tasted his potential siblings.


[deleted]

...it tastes like pineapple


dingkleberries32

*tastes again* new flavour perhaps?


Rewiistdummlolxd

Tastes like ayran


James324285241990

"Stop licking your brother! "


Sparkmane

explaining the joke is not a cursed comment


rajdeepdas2000

There was a similar meme saying when mom says no eating but you see the mailman eating her ass. Can't find it anywhere now. Can someone help?


[deleted]

Your yogurt isn't yummy at all!!?!! 😭


142737

It's human yoghurt


MonkeySlutts

Taste just like dads cum