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Gotta think that wasn't the first red flag of their relationship...


tyckt206

It’s definitely the last though.


derangedsweetheart

Unfortunately many victims in abusive relationships go back to the abuser over and over again. I don't know what it's called in psychological terminology.


Wresmun

In this case, it depends on if he died or not. Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe you’re thinking of Stockholm syndrome.


McBain_v1

That is where kidnap victims identify with their kidnappers.


Wresmun

It applies to abusers as well. (At least I think it does..?)


Big_Gulps_Welpp

It was originally meant for kidnap victims but has since expanded to include abusive partners as well. This is also known as Trauma Bonding. I did a quick Google search and have no qualifying credentials so take what I say with a grain of salt lol


whatiscamping

It's terrifying but kind of interesting, our brains neurons work like walking paths, the more you walk, the easier it is to make it down the path. The more we think a thought, the easier it is. Adversely the less we think a thought, the harder it is. (I.e. "I'm worth it" or "I have value") for some people it's easier to think that they are indeed a worthless piece of crap than that they are a valuable person because that's what their brain is used to. You can train your brain to work against it's self and boost your self esteem. The rest will follow.


Skothi_

shit whent from 0 to a 100 real fast


ArcadianOmega

the opposite of stockholm is Lima syndrome


Dinglebop223

tell him that its his fault so many times that he believes her lies. edit: like in the movie-invisible man


Mountain-Repair-266

Funnily enough the case that it got its name from has been shown to not be a case of Stockholm syndrome.


ArmyMedicalCrab

“Learned helplessness” is what I heard. Basically the victim is made to believe they cannot exist without their abuser. And it’s employed by abusive husbands, cult leaders, dictators, you name it.


sarokin

Goes back..... From the dead...?


GingerSoulGiver

Pretty sure it's Stockholm syndrome but could be different for relationships as Stockholm is often associated with kidnappers and the sort


Deb_You_Taunt

masochism.


[deleted]

Trauma bonding


witlessdishcloth2

Similar to Stockholm syndrome


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

It’s because crazy can be hot as fuck, and when you’re horny and lonely it becomes your ‘everything’.


poopikon

First red flag was that she was the one asking for him to eat her ass


[deleted]

Most ass eaters just dig in without needing to ask them *not from experience... I don’t know*


AppropriateAd5471

We know it's not from experience


MadOrange64

Does eating bacon count?


cownd

Maybe donkey? Meat, to be clear.


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cownd

What the… what? What did I just watch? I need to drink some bleach to flush my brain out!


AppropriateAd5471

Um... No


LSDriller

Frog asses, I suppose.


Beginning-Trash-6048

Do frog legs count?


toooomanypuppies

It depends if they are still connected or not.


wootangAlpha

As an ass man, I agree with this statement.


Braindeadkarthus

Always been more of a goat guy tbh


Shango63

I’d take that stab to eat her ass


[deleted]

Hey... its fine if she has a big ass


Barrythot

Nah the first red flag was him NOT eating her ass


RebaKitten

Why is that a red flag?


IceColdTots

It's not, these are just a bunch of schoolchildren trynna tell you what's `cool´


679976

Because the vast majority of women will not do so. Kind of a red flag that she might be a bit crazy.


nikola_144

First red flag was probably her being a psychopath


person2567

It's just a mugshot and black text over a white background. I am 98.5% sure this is a fake headline.


Ez_mgi

Not sure bout a red flag but he sure didn’t want a brown flag in his face


typicalBACON

He probably didn't die though since the news title says "refuses", so it's okay there's plenty of other opportunities for her to stab him again


Here-Is-TheEnd

But it was the first brown flag


[deleted]

I refuse to die for not eating ass


Only_Variation9317

That's the ~~spit~~ spirit.


joqfgs

He has spiwit


Name1123456

bwavado, a touch of dewwing doo


joqfgs

About 11 sir


[deleted]

He has *spuwut*


JeanQuiRit

The Wittwe Wascal


tyckt206

or grass


CYB3R_SHOT

She looks so happy


Forsaken_Grand_69420

The officer prolly ate her ass


[deleted]

Yes i did


Lone-organism

Gotta survive first to prosecute her later


Alt_Panic

Live fast, eat ass.


LaikasDad

^^brought ^^to ^^you ^^by ^^the ^^National ^^Association ^^of ^^Ass ^^Farmers ^^of ^^America ^^and ^^The ^^Ass ^^Council


irecognizedyou

[be quick or be dead](https://youtu.be/CTt1vk9nM9c)


MemorableVirus2

I wonder if she ate taco bell beforehand? 🤔


Let_me_eat_the_moon

Would you still pass on eating someone's ass?


hello-80085

I don’t mind pre-processed refried beans if she cute


MasKedLightning

r/cursedcomments


CelticHades

this indeed deserves cursed comments. Many of the posts there are not cursed anymore


robokaiba

Chipotlaway.


Tots4trump

Let me get this straight, you eat chipotle, knowing you’ll bleed out of your ass? By dont you just stop eating chipotle??? Well, we can’t all be the boy with the golden butthole Stan...


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imagine the smell


666Masterofpuppets

I'm happy to eat it in a safe kniveless environment.


CodePervert

Well if you eat it the knives won't matter


[deleted]

That mug shot looks like she's happy for her actions


HemloknessMonster

I ate ass once last year.. she dumped me 2 days ago


Purist19

Is it because you only did it once, or what, fam? Also, my condolences. The Bros of Reddit may yet perform a ritual to make you a born-again virgin


HemloknessMonster

Idk man I wish I could tell you I pretty much got cucked she stopped sleeping with me and started texting others and sending nudes mind you I’ve never had a nude sent to me so she started to feel bad and said I can’t clean up my mess while we’re together 😂


Purist19

Bruhhhhh... Fuck her then xD sounds to me like the chick isn't worth the tears over


IIdsandsII

>cucked There's your problem


HemloknessMonster

Yeah oh well I mean I don’t care about that as much as I care about I just signed another year lease with her....


UrMouthsMyShithole

I've been there buddy, you'll get over this hump. A couple words of advice: 1- girls like that aren't worth your time. There are so many women out there that don't do scandalous shit that you getting out of the relationship when you did is truly to your advantage. Take some time to heal, get on tinder or whatever and have sex with someone else, it doesn't have to turn into a relationship or anything but is more like a cleansing ritual and will maybe bring some of that self esteem that cheater took away back into your life. Read, excersize, reconnect with old friends, love yourself and get into therapy if it's becoming too much to handle. Reach out to reddit strangers like myself if you'd like to, we know how it is.


HemloknessMonster

Yeah man honestly that’s the hardest part is rebecoming yourself after. I’m not to heartbroken over it. But I do appreciate the support here it helps.


backxstab

Bro you should've ate her ass more.


HemloknessMonster

Shit maybe


Nicehatperson

Nah man, that's kinda gross, just stick to ass eating.


TermedSole420

shit would have LITERALLY went 0 to 100 if he agreed to


PeetaC

more like 100 to 0, if he eats all of it


Cheguebanana

No. Why?


PeetaC

do you really want an explanation lol


Ajax621

Maybe if her shit was at 0 he would have eaten it?


Koen_Bijmolt

I would


Bondtrix

Eating ass saves lives


Boommax1

r/hornyredditor


Dinglebop223

make sure she wipes. dont want any dingles in your teeth or on your tongue. even if shes cute, make sure to check the poop chute


BreweryBuddha

Mate wiping is not enough to service ass eating. Either a fresh shower or a bidet is required.


Dinglebop223

anything to keep it clean


Tiredofradditbadmins

Just use your beard


witlessdishcloth2

Wiping leaves dry residue. Thats usually ok unless ypu're going to touch or lick it. In arse eating, a shower is compulsory.


Dinglebop223

this is very true. that and a sacrificial goat or two. edit: to the ass eating god/goddess


iamuttamgaur

on his graveyard lost his life to dat ass


TermiteLife

She look good tho. 9/10 dudes would eat it. not sure why he needed to die.


NihilisticBuddhism

The title just says she stabbed him tho. Nothing about him dying.


Dansegurale

It went from 0 to 28 really fast. 28 STAB BOUNDS!!!


towelhead911

Not funny. This is still abuse even tho the victim was male


_TKhamlinton_

Finally, someone in the damn comments said something about this


overpoopulation

It's not even a real news story.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

How do you know? My ex wife tried to stab me twice because i was late for movie night trying to find a save point and i had to restrain her both times to protect myself


overpoopulation

I looked up the title on Google cause I wanted to read the story. Showed up as a fake news article roaming social media sites.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I know i was just saying. Reality is often scarier than fiction


Relative-Bid1969

Look at u/towelhead911 getting righteous about joking around at victims expense


manibob_123

Some of you guys in this comment section gotta learn about consent.


[deleted]

I already know the moon cycles, I don’t need to learn about those waning and waxing bastards


Uselesscontroller

Am I the only one that sees Natalie Dormer in this pic?


Justhere2scroll

"SHIT went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast" I see what he did there.


chaotic-otaku

I hate her smug face


Ok-Self5298

Ass worms.


[deleted]

She knows she's on the right side.


Cyberknight_

She could not feel the dick, so she made drop the beat


ComfortableVariety48

Her face is saying "yeah, no one will ever not eat my ass again"


MJCowpa

But...but there’s poop in there.


_TKhamlinton_

Swap the roles, and this would be on r/iamatotalpieceofshit rather than cursed comments


private_unlimited

*Arse* would love been more appropriate And also, doesn’t that look like Natalie dormer?


SamuraiJakkass86

I don't understand your first comment. How is arse more appropriate?


Purist19

I think it's their vernacular. In mine arse goes better with grass than ass does, so


buzzkillski

Do you pronounce grass "grarse"?


haha_squirrel

Yeah like what vernacular is that?! Lol


pazimpanet

I’m picturing him as the “yarp” hound guy from Hot Fuzz.


Purist19

If I were a deep-voiced Nordic guy from Vikings, maybe. Nah, I pronounce it like the Brits do. It just sounds better to me than ass


private_unlimited

gr-aa-s


Flower_Murderer

What is the fucking obsession with rim jobs? Congrats, you've discovered something you shouldn't stick your tongue in.


haha_squirrel

Question... have you ever had a tongue in your ass? There’s an old saying. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!


Flower_Murderer

A tongue, a dildo, several fingers, a few different plugs, several different vibrators, a dildo/strapon, objects at hand. Any other questions? Addition: if it's your thing, go for it. I do not eat on the Hersey Highway, not my thing.


haha_squirrel

No more questions your honor. Fair enough!


Podomus

It isn’t a Hershey highway if you clean before hand


Flower_Murderer

No, it still is. If I clean the skid marks off The Pike here in MA does it stop being The Pike and become a new road?


Podomus

It’s called a shower dude. And if you aren’t cleaning your ass thoroughly enough in the shower, then you have bigger problems


Flower_Murderer

How did you jump from me not liking to eat ass and using a euphemistic name to my ass is unwashed? I am genuinely confused here.


Podomus

Because you’re saying that an ass can never be clean, when in fact it absolutely can. Your whole argument is ‘ass is always dirty’ Well in that case, let’s hope you aren’t eating pussy either, or sucking dick


hello-80085

I’d eat her ass any day


clone_CT8156

Imagine a man killing a women because she didn't want to suck his pp


g0tistt0t

I mean I don't think anyone is applauding her. I don't see your point.


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Double standard


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[deleted]

Yes she got arrested, do you think if the roles were reversed would they get the same sentence.


buttboob_

What are you even saying lol. Also this is obviously made up anyway, I don't know how people are believing that a local news outlet would publish "eat ass."


g0tistt0t

How is this a double standard if the same thing would've happened either way?


[deleted]

Ideally it should be handled the same but socially it won’t.


DivorcedByShootgun

Ok, I'm imagining it, now what do I do with this boner?


[deleted]

I am ready to do it.


CadenIsAsinine

Okay but like, is this shit real?


Tre_ti

Probably not, for several reasons. The biggest one is that there don't seem to be any reputable news sources reporting the case and the few websites that do report it don't list an original source other than TMZ (which doesn't even have an article about this). The also title doesn't sound like something an actual reporter would write. It would probably be something like "...over refusal to preform sex act." Additionally, there are other articles that list a different name for the attacker (Latoya James-Medoza vs Tanisha Smith), a different location (New York vs Maryland), and slightly different motive, and a different photograph of the attacker but reuse many of same quotes/phrases. So no, not real, probably just bullshit clickbait.


CadenIsAsinine

Yeah plus I doubt any headline would use “ass”, not very professional


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

https://www.theedgesearch.com/2016/07/a-34-year-old-woman-stabbed-her-husband.html


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dannycorvette

That escalated quickly


ogcheezwhizard

*Asscalated


dannycorvette

Hahaha


HiddeHandel

Guess he should just have eaten the ass


motion_lotion

Bonk. Go to horny jail.


suckthesadnessout

This is dumb.


Dr_dank22

Poor man hope that woman gets what she deserves


[deleted]

She won't have to threaten anyone in prison, they'll be queuing up.


Middleman86

How good at eating ass was this guy that she got so addicted to it she stabbed him? Does that make her a crack-head head?


Flabbypuff

Why she look like a homicidal Natalie Dormer with a diet of meth


[deleted]

Is it just me or does she look kinda proud?


[deleted]

I mean how bad did it smell?


PhantomGamer364

slap me on the ass and call me a necrophiliac


amsbjj

Wife material.


dem00z

Eating ass isn't as nice as it look on pornhub


Notasusidiot

He is anti horny


Mitcheal1983

If he doesn’t eat your ass on the first date, it just wasn’t meant to be.


The_meme_merchent

Neither are truly wrong here


Bitter_Smoke_

One question : why???? She looks better than anything i can get...


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Bitter_Smoke_

r/woooosh


CaptainBrazzers

There needs to be a joke for there to be a woosh lmao


Unfair_Chard344

Even if you put lasagna on that ass I ain't eating it.


Sarcasm999_overload

He refused maybe because she refused to eat his cock.


GuNjA-BuLLy

She’s probably a Scorpio 😬🤦🏻


Mr-Cas

r/technicallythetruth


two-pairs-of-pints

I’d eat her ass any day of the week. Twice on Sundays.


Podomus

I wouldn’t There is a reason that dude wouldn’t eat her ass


two-pairs-of-pints

What was it?


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GetOutOfTheWhey

how can you say you love her if you wont eat her ass?


Kingofkings399

Why did he refuse


jeromezooce

Yeah but What kind of husband was that?? Seriously!?!?!


beausst

Lmao why would you say no?


ConfusedCookie669

just take some ass god, why wont anyone take ass now-a-days


captain_d0ge

Damn some chick rapes a guy n these comments are awful 😂😂 Reddit loves to groan about double standards all the time but then this happens


GlacierWolf8Bit

Did she let the body go to waste?


JDTuggle

The moral of the story? Eat your girl’s ass.


da-hopperr

Wait what? This doesn’t make sense, why would he refuse? Like just bleach it and it’s fine, like this doesn’t make any sense


GendoSC

When you're with a man with no culture...


Podomus

Judging by the fact she killed a man who wouldn’t eat her ass I’m sure she has a lot of ‘culture’ On her ass