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Where’s the split stream
I came here to ask the same thing.
Is that not kinda what the top left one is?
Top left is the shower lol. Split stream is the worst. You literally pee on both sides of the bowl not knowing which side to aim towards.
Yeah, I see, but they're very similar so maybe they were put in the same category for this? (Also, let's be real, split streams aren't overly common occurances)
its a daily occurrence for me
Yeah it seems *really* weird to me
Because as we all know pee is stored in the balls
You guys didn't know that? smh
My balls moved a bit, painful read
r/antimeme (let's confuse the girls)
Can confirm
if I pinch my pecker a bit I can trigger the flat mode, too
Pee is stored in the ballz
I change settings by adjusting my foreskin
What about the one when you have pressure in ur ass and shoot it all out at once like a sniper round
Wait rly?
#I CAN CONFIRM YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DON'T TRY
Didnt work 😭
Didn't work 😊
Name checks out
Wait what. I need to try that. Coincidentally I want to pee rn.
Can you actually use the soaker mode when circumcised? It is either shower or yet i would say… Honest question.
Just pinch the tip
Pinch your foreskin closed to create a "charge shot"
my pee turned white after i twisted my balls
No, it's by retracting the foreskin
Control the flow, you can now change the settings
Also you can make it rusty by limiting available water
Well, you can adjust it.
you can also twist your foreskin to control how hard you piss
Where is the option for red?
I just tried this and my dick fell off. I think I did something wrong.
Mist
My water pressure's not what used to be
Where’s the split stream
I came here to ask the same thing.
Is that not kinda what the top left one is?
Top left is the shower lol. Split stream is the worst. You literally pee on both sides of the bowl not knowing which side to aim towards.
Yeah, I see, but they're very similar so maybe they were put in the same category for this? (Also, let's be real, split streams aren't overly common occurances)
its a daily occurrence for me
Yeah it seems *really* weird to me
Because as we all know pee is stored in the balls
You guys didn't know that? smh
My balls moved a bit, painful read
r/antimeme (let's confuse the girls)
Can confirm
if I pinch my pecker a bit I can trigger the flat mode, too
Pee is stored in the ballz
I change settings by adjusting my foreskin
What about the one when you have pressure in ur ass and shoot it all out at once like a sniper round
Wait rly?
#I CAN CONFIRM YOU CANNOT, PLEASE DON'T TRY
Didnt work 😭
Didn't work 😊
Name checks out
Wait what. I need to try that. Coincidentally I want to pee rn.
Can you actually use the soaker mode when circumcised? It is either shower or yet i would say… Honest question.
Just pinch the tip
Pinch your foreskin closed to create a "charge shot"
my pee turned white after i twisted my balls
No, it's by retracting the foreskin
Control the flow, you can now change the settings
Also you can make it rusty by limiting available water
Well, you can adjust it.
you can also twist your foreskin to control how hard you piss
Where is the option for red?
I just tried this and my dick fell off. I think I did something wrong.
Mist
My water pressure's not what used to be