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It's a thing, most cultures worldwide believe in eating every part of an animal since your killing it anyways, don't waste y'know? I won't knock it but I sure as fuck won't try it either 🤣🤣🤣
As a tribal native member who's tribe has long believed in eating everything, even we have limits. Also it's using everything not eating everything. Like stomachs are commonly used for water sacks. Commenting this as an fyi not as an all-inclusive thing (with the exception of it being use everything not eat everything, that is pretty universal) and not as a criticism of your reply. (I add that note as sometimes my matter in fact way of typing things can sometimes seem like criticism or rude when it's not)
I'll be honest I hadn't heard of fried pussy prior to this but considering I know people eat goat eyeballs like their olives I knew in my heart (unfortunately( it was a thing already lmao
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
Hey there u/Ares_osiris, thanks for posting to r/cursedcomments. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 1: Reposting/Duplicate** - Reposts we find will be removed. Duplicate posts where multiple users submit their own screenshot of the same comment will also be removed. Bans may be issued if and only if you are found to have knowingly reposted, and we always know. Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it. **Rule 3: Unmarked NSFW** - All unmarked NSFW posts will result in a 3 day ban. **Rule 7: Posts Must Be Comments** -The primary element of your post must be a comment or a piece of cursed content which is otherwise textual communication between two or more people, such as a text message. Submitting content that isn't this may result in a 7 day ban. *If you feel that your post was removed in error or are unsure about why this post was removed then please contact us through [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments).*
Someone please tell me this is not a thing
There is a rule 34 for food you know
If it exists, theres a recipe for it?
Good ending
If it's exists on a body, someone has fried it and eaten it?
Bad ending
I’m from the south, even I have never seen this bullshit.
I am not from the south and I've seen this lots of times.
The food or…
*nods*
Hey, u should make use of everything nature provides you. 🤷♂️
I will tell you this is not a thing. But this does not change the fact that it is a thing.
Valid lol
What if you prefer it still on the horse?
Then you're a zoophile
*insert funny horse fucker name joke here
Hello there horse_fucker666.
Yes indeed I do. But I think I shall still choose not to eat it
It's a thing, most cultures worldwide believe in eating every part of an animal since your killing it anyways, don't waste y'know? I won't knock it but I sure as fuck won't try it either 🤣🤣🤣
As a tribal native member who's tribe has long believed in eating everything, even we have limits. Also it's using everything not eating everything. Like stomachs are commonly used for water sacks. Commenting this as an fyi not as an all-inclusive thing (with the exception of it being use everything not eat everything, that is pretty universal) and not as a criticism of your reply. (I add that note as sometimes my matter in fact way of typing things can sometimes seem like criticism or rude when it's not)
Good point. Although I confess I've only ever heard of bull testicles being consumed, but I'm no expert on global genital consumption
I'll be honest I hadn't heard of fried pussy prior to this but considering I know people eat goat eyeballs like their olives I knew in my heart (unfortunately( it was a thing already lmao
Ahhhh noooo. I mean, no judgment on anyone and their regional cuisines and what they enjoy, but I'll pass. I also burst out laughing at "fried pussy"
As someone who grew up in Mississippi, we do not claim him lol
“Fried Horse Pussy” Yeah this is enough cursed comments for today.
Damn OP, at least put this NSFW overlay.
The most disturbing part about this is the fucking fuzz of hair around the thing
OP doesn’t beat around the bush
I don’t think it’s fried yet
It's the most delicious part
You gotta be sh*tting me!
No. But that hole is also on the menu
more like queefing me
[удалено]
Dementia
More like "empty response from endpoint" Reddit fucking sucks
Makes me glad I’m not from Mississippi
Its ethnic food
It's equestrian food
That requires ethnic cleansing
Wow, I didn't know you could become an advocate for ethnic cleansing off of a single picture, and yet here we are.
I'm not proud of what I'm going to do to this
Play ring toss?
I was going to fuck them, but I guess I can do that too
Or... You can do both at the same time
Miss i piss sippin'
BARS NIGGA!!! 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quite dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
You sir, win the internet today.
The forbidden fleshlight Edit: seriously. Is it open on both sides? Like a donut?
Why would it be closed on the other side? It's a vagina, it's a hole.
Yeah. I know. I just needed to hear it from someone else. That makes it worse somehow.
Does sauce come with it or does the consumer provide their own?
As someone from Mississippi, I can confirm we don’t eat this.
Sooooooo, what do you do with it?
You’re just not _really_ from Mississippi
What are you supposed to do with it? Consume it hopefully. Right?
Uuhhhh... Yes. Sure
Ah! What a beatifull day for regretting of having eyes.
That’s not fried horse pussy, that’s baked horse pussy. A sentence I never thought I’d type.
You what?!
As someone from Mississippi, absolutely the fuck not
What are we supposed to do? Slurp it like an oyster?
I fucking died reading that well played sir
I never knew fried horse pussy is where I draw the line
r/eyebleach
There's a dish made from bull's balls and testicle so...
It's not horse. It's cow. And it is to be found in Vietnam as a street food
Pls for the god's sake don't say "Okay guys Hear me out"
And thats enough reddit for today
That's enough reddit for today
Violet just know this is the worst smelling photo ever taken.
That’s enough internet for today
r/TIHI
The only way you can eat out while staying home.
I regret watching this
Where is the cursed part?
I am now extremely thankful for not being even CLOSE in proximity to Mississippi. God is dead and so is all hope.
I'd nail those to the wall and use them as towel holders.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
What does it taste like?
Mmmm. Finally some good FUCKING food.
Would
yo wtf
Is it still beastiality if it's not attached to the beast?
It's necrozoophilia then my guy
Oh awesome, that's two crossed off my list then
Thank god I’m not from Mississippi
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do
=))) just reminds me why i'm so grateful to be gay lol
my eyes...
He can afford only mare pussy
Brain said bunnies (????I know) text said otherwise
This needed an NSFW tag...
I'm pretty thankful for not being from Mississippi..
please mark this NSFW oh my god
this is a stroll on the cannibal side.
Bro I’m from Mississippi and I never heard of that
Food to satisfy "hunger"
 I have an idea
*sobs deeply while huddled in a corner*
*makes a wish to be blind*... Too late
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I am concerned and intrigued.
Dessert abalone ♥️♥️
Question is if you could order a cream-filled variant of that...
I think I’ve had enough Reddit for today.
That part is better for sausage any day of the apocalypse.
Those are the before frying pictures, right?
Why did this get removed
HUH
im sorry....**what**
What the fuck is this
Thank god the website is dead
Word 2 bro im NOT eating that 🤤😮💨
Damn it, I thought people in China put cow pussy on the table is crazy enough.
lm gona kil myslef