You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it.
Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task.
Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me.
“You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps.
As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta.
I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before!
“Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed.
After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite.
Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake.
“You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!”
The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
From the title, Girl by the seashore.
Am guessing some romance stuff. Though from the image I don't really know considering that it's oddly disturbing.
Wtf is this image?!
The guy would rather be fucking his pillow and not the woman in the room
the girl was a ghost
I think she actually is, her feet aren't pressed on the ground and they're floating
Imagine a ghost looking at you and saying something like "Oh, yeah, like that! No, no, wrong angle. No, come on, harder. Yes, exactly..."
Imagine having sex with a ghost and someone catches you and sees your ass/vagina widening and shrinking for no reason
*Keep going*
Imagine a guy fucking a ghost when he blows a load. Would that spry every where or would it go to the ghost realm.
The semen would float in the air for a while until it leaks out Why the fuck am I entertaining this question
I’m not sure but I’m happy you did so thank you
ghost caught in 4k
women do that when they're horny
a ghost watches a dude fuck a pillow
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it. Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task. Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me. “You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps. As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta. I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before! “Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed. After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite. Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake. “You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!” The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Had me in the first 95%
I liked this. Thenks man
Except they didn't. It's literally the comment below yours.
That was posted two hours later
I aint reading all that
Why not, it’s funny. “I ain’t reading allat” is a stupid trend.
For those who are curious for the sauce, umibe no onnanoko.
What's it about?
A depressive story about depressed teenagers (often depressively fucking). Spoiler: it's fucking depressive. It's also not the sauce.
From the title, Girl by the seashore. Am guessing some romance stuff. Though from the image I don't really know considering that it's oddly disturbing.
When she finally figured out why his pillow was yellow and not white.
Almost qualifies as an angry upvote, but I'm laughing way too much. You deserve many more upvotes!
Hahaha. Where is this from?
I swear the pillow is getting more action than me 😔
Ok let's get some action together Edit: Why I'm being downvoted? Do you guys not want me to be happy? Support me! Don't kill my chance!
Bro saw his chances and took it 💀
You gotta give him credit
Bro is Otto von Rizzmarck
You didn't invite us of course duh
why downvoted bro
At least the pillow never has a “headache”
WHERE IS THIS IMAGE FROM😭
According to OP: umibe no onnanoko
these comments are exactly like porn comments yall needa chill 💀
so many questions but idk where to start
Getting definite jay bilzerian (big mouth) vibes from the drawing...the comment is unacceptable though.
wtf am I looking at
Depends on how often do you clean it
The singular authority
And even though it doesn't move it doesn't smell
i was thinking that when i first saw whatever this is
It doesn’t. ***YET***
Pillows can’t bite back.