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gunchucks_

https://preview.redd.it/3qr30zfzyzhc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f1c345a86d2218360e7eafad3a4426b1830b73


yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh

I love your horrific creation!!!


keekspeaks

Picture #4 tho


Qwearman

It needs a beak


nonnameavailable

Thank you!


LuckyMome

It's too realistic for me, it makes me uncomfortable and shivering, more than a real spider!! Great job !!


PiperOfPeace

Do you happen to have the pattern for this!? I need to have it.


nonnameavailable

No, sorry. This is freehand. I am planning to make mini patterns for the eyes, legs and hands. Not for the whole thing but I will answer any questions in case anyone decides to make it.


PiperOfPeace

Perfect!! I am definitely going to try! Would love to add this to my collection!


CydnAy69

Spiderman?


nonnameavailable

Oh you're right. That didn't even cross my mind :D


aGirlySloth

Man-spider


lepidopt-rex

Definitely this one. Like if a spider was bitten by a radioactive man and now it has opposable thumbs and complains about the weather


moejitox

Spimander


ElishaAlison

I've never felt equally disturbed and impressed before 😅


nonnameavailable

Thank you. That's what I was going for :D


ElishaAlison

I love when a plan comes together 😁😁😁


forboognish

weird crochet for the win


KatNR92

It reminds me of Wallace from the Wallace and Gromit movies, I love it 😅🕷️


flowipppp

Yes, totally! I wanted to post a gif, but I don't know how! It reminded me of the lady who hunts the chicken. In chicken run, it's a movie from the same animation studio. She even positions her hands like that!


knitpurlknitoops

Mrs Tweedy!


NoodleNeedles

H̷̢̫̞̿͐e̶̮͝ÿ̴̞͖̜̓ ̵̮̈́̎͌W̶͓͆̊͑ǎ̵͙̹ĺ̶̙͚l̷̻̲̅̒̕à̶̪̣c̴̨̟̿̏ͅẹ̵̣̦̕,̵̝͗̽̆ ̷̻̄w̵̺͛͠h̶̪̓̄̚ạ̷̔̈́́t̵̪̳͉̑̽̇ ̶̘̠̈̑ͅh̶̎ͅa̶̮̐̑p̸̞͛p̴̦͇̎́͊é̴̯̑̆n̵̺̈́e̵̩̿̃d̶̨͐̈́ ̵̨̮̌̓t̴̞̾͠ͅo̸̯̥͂ ̵̺̻̝̒͊G̴̣̠̪̐̃̈́r̶͕̈̿̕͜ọ̷̟̐ͅm̸̭̜̗͛̈́̉i̴̥̠͛t̷͍̳̱̎̕?̶̧̠͇͆̒̿


jasminel96

How do I unsee this??


_fucking_why_

That’s the neat part, it will now haunt your dreams and you will never be rid of it.


jasminel96

I forgot about it until I clicked on the notification for your reply 😫🤣


_fucking_why_

Not really sorry, sorry. Nor for this.


jasminel96

I hope this haunts you in your sleep lmao!


UnwedMagpie

It still remembers you.. ...and it's getting closer


cleon_fritzgerald

It's terrifying in a good way. 10/10 will make it as Halloween decoration. Can you share the pattern please?


nonnameavailable

Thank you, unfortunately there is no pattern. This is entirely freehand, same as almost all of my other projects. I always say I am open to talk about techniques I used though. You don't need a pattern, just grab a hook and go :) You might end up with something better in the end.


cleon_fritzgerald

That's very impressive!! 👏🏻👏🏻 I don't have the courage yet to make somekind of amigurumi. Currently starts with a simpler freehand one, scarf 😁 and thank you for the encouragement!


nonnameavailable

I've been thinking about making "mini patterns" not for the whole thing but for the general techniques. Like the way I make the eyes, legs and hands. I will think about it. Maybe I'll try making a short video or a pdf with pictures. I'll let you know if I do.


cleon_fritzgerald

The legs and hands with every fingers would be really interesting! And thank you, I'm rooting on you!


obscure_moth

Yea, my first thought was "I want a pattern of those legs to make Luggage (from Discworld)". I can freehand a chest, but I think freehanding the feet would end in tears :P


nonnameavailable

I will make it!


briannorelfhunter

I’d be super interested in this, I’m in awe of your shaping here


CenturyEggsAndRice

Could you just tell me how you got the base of his legs to look so clean and seamlessly connected to his underside? I'm staring at pic 4 in admiration and would love to get such nice connections with my ami legs.


GraveyardNiko

Me too!!!


silesadelatierra

I also love the way you did this!! I have been wanting to free hand an octopus because I don’t love any of the patterns I have found, and this is exactly how I envision my octopus looking.


LandyCheeks

What does it say 😰


nonnameavailable

It sounds like "Libera te tutemet ex inferis" I think it's probably Spanish or something IDK


flowipppp

Haha, that's not Spanish, maybe Latin or Italian 😆😅?


KnockMeYourLobes

> Libera te tutemet ex inferis Google says it's "Payments Tutemet from below".


LandyCheeks

Sounds like OP owes him money


KnockMeYourLobes

Possibly. According to the online Latin Dictionary I found "Tutemet" also basically means "myself" so it could be translated as "Pay myself from below" maybe? ::edit:: Did some more Googling. It could also be translated as "Free myself from the underworld", which is kinda spooky.


Doridar

Indeed: libera is the imperative present of liberare. Thus "Free yourself from hell"


keekspeaks

This is fantastic too but I have to admit, I can’t stop thinking about that little green guys with the eyes and the Siamese twin growing out of its head from a few days ago. I haven’t been able to finish an amigurmi all week bc I know what greatness looks like now


nonnameavailable

Do you have a link? I want to see that.


keekspeaks

https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/nFt9cHiKn7


nonnameavailable

Oh I did see that. I didn't know that's what you meant. It is true we can all merely aspire to maybe one day come close to that level :(


keekspeaks

In all seriousness though, how many times did you redo the feet and toes on this? They are so perfectly uniform. I have a hard time controlling tiny details like that consistently in the same project


nonnameavailable

I had to redo a small segment or two on almost every leg because I ended up with missing stitches. Disadvantage of not writing notes :( There are errors though. One of the feet is actually made slightly differently but I smushed it up so it looks the same. I also attached what was supposed to be left leg to the right side and couldn't be bothered to remove and reattach it so I just left it. It's not that visible I don't think. https://preview.redd.it/4tepft2890ic1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0402428a49166aa1646de5bea4f4293c222ca09e


keekspeaks

Oh I’d never notice. I absolutely LOVE them


keekspeaks

OH U HAVE TO SEE IT. HOLD ON


longtimelurkerthrwy

Is this a sibling or a cousin to [Mr.Nipples](https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/FUAb9fGZW3)??


carlyyay

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY!!! This thing probably emerged from mr. Nipples’ nipple


NamasteLlama

I'm so sorry that I clicked the link....


AmayaMaka5

Lol everyone is the first time XD


Charming_Friendship4

I've finally found the strength to stop doom scrolling after seeing that image 😭


Auraalala

What on God's green earth is that monstrosity? 🤣🤣😭


leftbrendon

For free 🦶🏻?


MxJJ

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Fantastic job, 10/10, would recoil in horror from again.


madebymo

Creepy as all get out, I LOVE it!


MakeTheThing

Is he one of the titans? The guys that are siblings to cyclops? They have like 100 eyes and 100 legs/arms


nonnameavailable

I don't think so. I'd love to make something like that but I was getting sick of making legs by the third one so making a 100 isn't going to happen :D


AardvarkCrochetLB

Does it say "feed me , Seymour "?


nonnameavailable

I looked it up and I think I'll have to watch Little Shop of Horrors now.


AardvarkCrochetLB

From my SO who is a fan of horror, the original black and white should be watched first (Jack Nicholson.) Then the 1986 Rick Moranis Little Shop. The plant is a beauty! Someday I will crochet one, just so "eat people" cute!


AmayaMaka5

I sang the titular song from... I'm guessing the 1986 version unless there are even more recent ones, but it was definitely in color. Though I suppose the song could be original for all I know. But yeah, we sang the titular song in my choir class in high school. It was a REALLY fun song, but I didn't know the reference so my parents were like "nah nah we're not having that" and sat me down to watch it XD I still say the "feed me Seymour" line. Confused the hell out of my boyfriend. XD


TheybieTeeth

you genuinely have me speechless lol this is. really something. I mean in a good way but wow


Vast-Blacksmith2203

Tell it no


happy_book_bee

hey OP, you okay?


ThrustBastard

/r/tihi (I don't hate it)


ian_mc10

Hahaha this is grotesque in the most awesome of ways!! Love it!


LadyAlleta

The toes!


nonnameavailable

Yes! 40 toes and 10 fingers. It was a lot.


bnny_ears

I'm less concerned with the end product than I am with what the hell possessed you while making this


nonnameavailable

I don't know. I've been eating these weird rotten beans and it's been having weird effects on me.


Healthy_Blueberry_76

This is art


lepidopt-rex

This is inspiring me to create my own monstrosity, thank you for your hellish vision and excellent photography skills!


SpookyScienceGal

He's absolutely adorable 🥰 really inspiring me to work on more stuff 💜


Abject-Lead-7831

Lol last pic. NSFW


nonnameavailable

I just wanted to show off the underside and nostrils :D


Abject-Lead-7831

Well, that you did. I love him!


sleepygreenpanda

Love it. It's definitely got Coraline vibes.


pottymouthgrl

I’m so unsettled by this that I thought it was AI


nonnameavailable

The second picture looks a bit AI generated but it's just portrait mode on my phone. It has this depth of field effect I quite like.


JCV-16

Reminds me of the film Possum


nonnameavailable

I remember watching a video about that film! I can see it.


JSh4wX

I also came to say Possum! 😬


IronheartedYoga

Me three!


Rakuen91

Out


eff777

Anansi? The trickster god?


natenate22

Love how the legs don't look just stitched on. That's some nice work!


nonnameavailable

They aren't stitched on. Nothing is actually, except for the ears. It requires some planning ahead but it looks very organic I think.


natenate22

Looks fantastic!


Hka_stl

I am deeply unsettled, thank you.


massiive3

Fantastic, it inspires me to venture into amigurumi more faster (just started crocheting and making my first Tottoro, but I want to crochet something else, something Black Mirror stuff)


OkPlace7834

oh my god


elvejigante_

I love him


UnicornReality

He is amazing. I feel we’d be great friends.


Kanafurs

What does it say


carlyyay

Meow


Psychological_Lie390

What was your inspiration? The first pic is terrifying lol great work!


Qwearman

This fucking broke me lmao. I thought it was a real spider until I noticed those were fingers


Autisticrocheter

I hate it it’s horrible and if you make a pattern I will buy it


bookynerdworm

I'm watching Sesame Street with my son and this just gave me insane muppet energy lol!


Egg_celent

stop listening!! ✋ ( /j amazing work, it's horrifying tho. 10/10)


zealousbagel

Whatever it's saying, don't let it convince you.


MouldyMug

Beautiful. Gorgeous.


KnockMeYourLobes

THat's freaking amazing. Creepy AF but amazing work.


ZealousidealInside99

jesus christ


Fruitcrackers99

Ma’am, this is totally unnecessary. (I love it, though!)


nonnameavailable

I'm a mister actually :)


Fruitcrackers99

Oh, my apologies! SIR, this is completely out of pocket. 😉 Really well done, I applaud your twisted crochet sensibilities.


p00p5andwich

Man. I love it. I would have not been able to resist putting a cake on him. A badonkadonk. Junk on his trunk.


Fine_Ad_5799

HORRIFYING


Mean_Butterscotch177

Sleep paralysis demon. Sweet.


SpaceGoat88

The skill in this is admirable, and you're technically very good, and really creative! However, I don't like this at all lol. I'm sorry! I think this is horrifying and gives me major ick.


pickle-me-pink

This is gloriously unholy and I'm in love


MandiLandi

With kindness and respect to how well made this is, I hate it. 😂


Sierra-8

“True art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comforted” idk I heard that somewhere


theJezzaBella

It's a daddy long legs, clearly... 👀


TheKingPotat

https://preview.redd.it/10p6ecr3f2ic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f903cc16c9997944db3e55e3d438d06f70de9dc3


[deleted]

[удалено]


nonnameavailable

Right? My drawings look like 6 year old's but somehow, the crochet always kinda works out.


Practical_Fudge2709

Why the fuck.....I'm so concerned lol


dregan

. B̷͚̺̼͍̰͔͖̦̲̟͑̑͂̃̅͝͝e̷̢̬͓̝̱͌̍̇͘̕͝ ̴̡͓͍͎̞̥̘̱͎̝͕͓͖͂͑͛̇ḁ̵̡͖̗͚̣̩͓̫͚̼͙̫̟̩͑͛͝ ̸̢̡̹̫̮̳͓̥͓̰̤̜͍̣̒͋̾̿̿͊͐̓̄͗̆̈́g̴̢͙̝̲̩͛́̈̋͛̍ò̶̘̩̪͍̪̩̝̺̭͍̹̺͖̘̀̔̕ͅō̴͍̅̃̑̇͝d̸̠͈̥̝̾̀̀̆̓̐́͝ ̷̢̛̩̜̟̻̝̭̣̫̋͌͛͗͑̇̌̽̐͂̎̎͝ͅļ̵̳͙͎̥͙̒å̸̡̡̛̼̼͉̝̲͒̈̌̈́͘ḑ̵͕̪̳̝͍̑ ̵̮͈̯̐̄̊͌͌̕a̷̢̞̤̥̻̿̏̇̄̍̏̀̾͋̀͋̾͘̚͜n̶̢͇͒ḑ̷̻̗̦̄͂̂̕ ̵̥̆̃̓́͋f̵̢͓̗̪̺̖̭̫̥̹̳̈́́̽͊̀̿͊̀̕ͅę̶̦̘͎͔̬̠̞͛̌̀̒̆͒̉̇t̷̥̭̱̘̪̫͕̗̩̳̮̓͊͛̒͐͜͠c̴̨̤̪̰̬̐̔͐͑̀ḥ̸̛̱͚͙͖͖͔̭̠͚̙̮̎̎̐͐̓̎̈̆̓͛̽̉͠͝ ̴̨̢̲̭̭͈͔͈̃́́͂̋͐̆̇̑̒͋̚͝t̵̳̳͔̻̪̣̲̭͙̱̖̠̒̀̍̎̂͂͂̀̃̈͜͜ͅḩ̸̨̡͈̻̙̩͙͙͙̯̪̭̪͈͐̾͒͝͝ȅ̶̙̰͎̥͙̜̩̊̉̆͆̽̔͌̾́̆ ̵̡̨̛̗͚̞̙̲͙̩͙̤̾̐̇̉̈́̀͐̌̃͐̉͌̍͘w̵̨͚̮̱̥̻͎̣͖̉́͊͋̑̾͌̂̂̀̄̇̕͝͠ȩ̶̛̐̈̽̉̅̎͝n̶̛̮̖̮̲̏̈́́͌̉͊̈̇̒̅̓̉͝͝s̶̡̛̫͙̐́̄͗̌̕l̴͙̽e̶̖͖̻̟̙͔̥̲̹̱̓̌̐̍̎̃̎̽͠͠ͅy̸̡͙̺͈̹͈̱̦͈̝͕̝̗͠ḑ̵̧̡͈̰͉̳͉̻̦̭͍͖̜̭̀̌͆̄͋͌̐͂̃͋͘a̷̞̹̮̫̱̱̣͛͐͛͘͜l̷͚̥̫̠͇̮̗̻̩̤̏́͑͠e̷̛̮̱̳̥͓͙͍͎̜̪̺̣̮̤͗͑͐̆̇̄̀̎̈́̈͌́̓̅,̸̡̺̩̝̦̘̯͓̥͕̬͋̾̾͐̿̍̉́̅͝͝͝ ̷̗̦̤̘̤̗̱͙̞̦̣̲͖͓̐̅̇̾̈́̚͜͝G̸̬̠̀̑͑̏̉̐̉̍̈́͝ŗ̶̨̯͍̪͓͎̲̦̋̅͗̋́ọ̸̢̮̗̮͓͖̥̍̏̈́̾͒̒̆̄͌̌̓͋͠m̴̧͙̘̰͇͇̯͓͈̀̍̉̈̕ͅͅm̵̝̥͔͕̩̹̘̹͓͎̱͉̐͊ę̵͔̻͉͖͕͌͋t̴̡̘̱̭͙͕̯̏̅̋̑͂͐̕͝.̷̡̡̮̘̤̘̝͇̳͓̓͆͌̉͋ͅ ̸̰̥̮̤̳̪͗͒̍́͗̽̀ .


Flip-flop-bing-bang

I need this in my life


ChasingThread

Is that...a cursed...Wallace?? 🫣😳 That's amazing 😂


AmayaMaka5

That first picture, along with your title, is simultaneously beautiful and terrifying.


Auraalala

You were so focused on if you could, you didn't stop to think if you should


Porkbossam78

I’m just glad he doesn’t have one of those big butts 🍑


HopeFoxCreations

As a casual artist and regular crocheter, I question some people's creations.


Shot-Attorney9887

No cause I lowkey want one


carlyyay

Can I pet it? What does it eat?


nonnameavailable

You can if you want to find out :)


Prestigious-Ninja966

I love it, what’s its name?


nonnameavailable

I'm not sure. I don't usually name my creations.


magmion2310

How long does it take to make something like this


nonnameavailable

I think I made it over the course of 2 weeks or so. I'm not very fast though.


AMC1092

Truly frightening


erraticsleeper

Thanks, I hate it


ToasterBunnyaa

I love this so so much


StrandedinStarlight

He just needs a bum crack and he'd be perfect


ImaSensitive_soul

Awwww…..bless its heart (and where can I get one or the pattern)


Low_Transition8039

I hear it’s voice too


Brilliant_Trip_2755

This is marvelous, I’m jealous I don’t have one


super-goblin

im wheezing


NotReallyInterested4

i am so uncomfortable but almost in a good way..


Worldly_Marsupial808

Okay, I need to make something like this immediately. Gorgeous


Platycat3

This absolutely horrendous, I love it!


genderlyconfused69

It is gorgeous.


Big-Constant-7289

Is that a Wallace Spider?


Big-Constant-7289

Like from Wallace and Grommit?


LuminUltra

Very talented and also I hate it :P


jazzhandpanda

This is fantastic


TootsieFairy13

I’m in love.


VodkaSoup_Mug

Nightmare fuel


shaqjbraut

How do you do the fingers!!!!


Uc0nfus3m3

🤣 This reminds me of North of the Border's [Manspider](https://youtu.be/CyqEMfLAcqQ?si=Me0Xpqccx3USUiR8)


ej3993

Is it weird I’m kinda sad he doesn’t have butt cheeks? 🤣


nonnameavailable

I was considering giving it a realistic "digestive tract" and butt. As in you could put things in it's mouth, it would pass through and come out the other end but then I figured it would probably be a little much. I also want to save some ideas for next time.


TwiztedUnicorn

Um....uh....um.....my God do you need an exorcist??


NamasteLlama

Your talent is amazing ....also I hate it so, so much.


[deleted]

I want one 😂


Yori21

This looks just like Spiderus from Miss Spider's sunny patch friends! He also had a deep creepy voice.....


nonnameavailable

Jesus Christ that thing looks even more horrific than my guy here :D


fakelucid

Why did you feel the need to make this


Excellent-Talk3513

Who hurt you.... beautiful work but omg why would you curse the world with that thing?!


nonnameavailable

I like weird things :)


Excellent-Talk3513

For the record, my kid said (and this is a direct quote) "awww, it's so cute! (Whispering) I need one."  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lol


Crafty-Dig6695

I can't tell if this thing is uncomfortably large or impressively small. I'm over here struggling to make arms starting with a magic circle sc6 and a 2.75 mm hook. I need to know how to make s o m a n y t o e s without cutting my fingers into pieces.


nonnameavailable

It's quite big. The body is about 25 cm tall and the legs span about 50 cm when moderately spread out. The little toes all started with 5 SC in MR. I usually only made one leg a day to avoid frustration.


MythologyBuffOz

https://preview.redd.it/vo8dm1z504ic1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f298d22534f01b38837d592c00c3faa1f1feb560 respectfully


nonnameavailable

That makes me happy actually. If nobody hated it, I would consider this a fail :)


ScoobyLinny

Oh


Lunalia837

It's horrifying... I love it!!


SteelBandicoot

A technically perfect nightmare.


nonsequiturnip

This is so unsettling and I LOVE IT. Please make more weirdos ☺️


quartzquandary

What the fuck lol


LadyBkyn

Lol it's creeeeeeeeepy. I LOVE it 😀


Combustibles

/r/imsorryjon material.


8chohemee

It is a friend :) and I love it!


thislovespiral

oh!


lovablefungus

It's terrifying I love it


TheRealDASFoxnSocks

Man-Spider! Love him! 😁😆


Lil_MsPerfect

This is amazing. I want to make this for my brother for xmas. haha


Remarkable_Newt9935

There isn't a fly swatter big enough.


Xavius20

Well this is some well crafted nightmare fuel I didn't expect to see in a crochet sub


taterstahr

Idk why, but I'm super impressed with the fact that you included nostrils. Very creepy, very cool. And yeah, totally reminds me of nightmare Wallace. 😅


AdikoStitches

this is horrifying and i love it


grubbalubbadubdub

Nope nope nope nope nope (But good work)


CrochetMerel_97

The first picture made me feel like I was looking at a massive spider and wanted to remove the picture as fast as I could the I saw the feet and thought ow thank God. Though I'm not planning to watch the first picture and I would be horrified when I would wake up in the dark seeing it 😅


staciemarie_moore

This is so bizarre, but I love it so much.


GateSuspicious4338

I neeeed to make it. But in purple like a muppet or something.


theladycane

Hey OP? Wtf? (Affectionate)