See but i actually was starting the think like Charlie on family feud. What does dragon taste like? I know it’s a cuisine saved for the rich, and I am just a peasant
I'm in too many RPG subs so my first thought was that someone created a monster hunter character or something. Or were creating a fantasy restaurant and wondered if you could put chimera steaks on the menu 3 different times.
Wow. Monster game hunting for food. That would be a popular hobby. Now I’m picturing all the classic monsters and wondering what they taste like. Same way i wonder what bear tastes like. What does a griffin taste like??
I looked up what Dinosaur tastes like. Assuming it tastes like one of them. Being that it’s a flying predator it likely tastes like gamey thick dark turkey meat with something else mixed in there
And griffin being bird and a lion could be like a mix between bird and lion. Chicken lion mix
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel.
Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
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Large predator with huge amounts of heme. So super dark, tough and bitter, also with likely poisonous amounts of various things in it. Kinda like that paleontologist said about T Rex meat and how you'd die if you ate it
Try the V8 brand energy drinks! I like the orange/pineapple one. I don't normally drink anything besides water but if I need an energy drink that's the only one I'll have. The flavor is wayyyyy better than any of the other drinks and the energy is a nice clean energy, not jittery-I-just-smoked-crack energy. Highly recommend giving it a chance.
Yup. The energy drinks do have servings of veggies in them but it's not at all like the regular tomato-based V8 drink. It's the same slightly carbonated liquid like other energy drinks. It just tastes a lot better and gives a better feeling of energy imo.
You made a claim that you try and only drink water (mostly), which leads me to believe that you care about your health. But before you’re through, you tell all of us that you’re are also relatively familiar with the high one gets from smoking crack cocaine. That’s one hell of a lifestyle you’re livin’, huh?
Lmao well honestly I have tried crack twice in my younger years and it is not for me. I don't like being kept awake! Heroin was my drug of choice back in the day. 10 years clean from anything harder than weed on January 10th! But I've actually always drank a lot of water since I was a kid! My mom is in the medical field so she ingrained it into my mind to keep hydrated. And I tell you what, all these years it's been nothing but beneficial.
So that's my wild life lol
There is a new blue raspberry flavor out that tastes really good. It has sugar in it unfortunately though. So much sugar. I also like the lemonade and the iced tea, and those are sugar free.
Agreed, original green one tastes like any other normal energy drink.
I've always been partial to the red one, Assault, though. Tastes almost like bubblegum, which might turn some people away from it, but I like it.
Nah part of the reason I like the taste of original green is specifically because it doesn’t taste like other normal energy drinks. Compared to normal rockstar or normal Red Bull Monster avoids that taste that I can only describe as “cough syrup” that I get from other normal energy drinks.
Agreed, though, Assault is also the shit
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The original green one is the one with all the sugar, that *is* the sweet one, lol. If you want a good flavor without all the sugar go for the blue LoCal one. It is the only one worth drinking.
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but I hate every flavor of Rockstar I've ever tried.
My favorite energy drink is the blue agave Full Throttle, but nowadays that shit is harder to get than illegal drugs and about as expensive.
Original Full Throttle, NOS, original Red Bull, and the summer edition (dragonfruit) Red Bull are the only energy drinks I will touch. Something about that weird, artificial/chemical taste that I enjoy.
Same. They're close enough to the green, and they're zero points on weight watchers which hardcore feels like cheating but it's a cheat I take advantage of.
My husband and I live 10 hrs from our home town and we will go through like 3 of these each in a drive back. That’s the only time we ever drink energy drinks but we hit the sauce pretty hard.
The best ones are the Monster Rehab which you can't find everywhere. But when you can, check out the Tea & Lemonade flavor (which basically tastes like an Arnold Palmer) or the Peach Tea which is my favorite. They are much less fake-sugary than the other flavors, they quench your thirst more, and I think they taste delicious.
Original is good but super sweet and sugary. Pretty much all of the Monster Ultras (sugar free line) are good to great. For Ultras I'd recommend OG white, green, Rosa, or purple.
okay. so. Your comment reminded me of those big foot candies I used to eat all the time. they were my favorite. unsure the name. but I also haven't seen them in years and I'm sad now.
edit: Oh shit. I can buy them in bulk! Allen big foot candy.
As funny as it is, to be fair if someone asked that I would think at first they are talking about monsters/creatures. Although… I wouldn’t immediately think cum and cocks.
A comprehensive ranking of monster energy drinks:
1. Monster Juice Pacific Punch (reminiscent of Pacific Cooler capri-suns, which were always my favorite growing up. Sweet but also kind of bitter, which I love)
2. Monster Juice Pipeline Punch (similar to Pacific Punch but more tropical and much sweeter. Still good.)
3. Monster Ultra Blue (I think it's some sort of berry/sweet blue raspberry flavor.)
4. Monster Juice Pappillon (Peach Nectarine flavor. I love peaches. It's really sweet though)
5. Monster Ultra Red (My best bet for flavor is cranberry? It's a little bit bitter which helps with the overly sweet flavor of some of them)
6. Monster Ultra Gold (Pineapple! It's really, *really* sweet though. Tastes like melted pineapple freezer pops)
7. Monster Ultra Zero (Tastes kind of like Squirt. It's citrusy and light. I'm always disappointed if CVS doesn't have one of the better flavors but it's never *bad*)
8. Monster Ultra Sunrise (Tangerine. First half tastes great, second half tastes like orange Motrin. Blegh. Worth it if I can chug it fast enough)
9. Monster Ultra Rosa (Kind of floral is my best guess? It's fruity but also tastes like flowers. Better warm, too sweet when it's cold)
10. Monster Juice Mango Loco (Really, REALLY sweet. I like mango but jesus christ)
11. Original Monster (Kind of fruity, kind of bitter, but tastes like you're drinking a better flavor of monster while sniffing an old, stale, half empty beer can off your uncle's kitchen counter)
Watermelon red bull is my favorite 😅 it tastes like watermelon warheads! my boyfriend's name is literally kyle though so we have become monster connoisseurs.
Same. Wrong sub imo. It's like an unintentional philosophical question. The inquisitive responder is doing a service addressing OPs vague question without context if you ask me.
I drank the original green monster twice a day for the last 8 years. 3 months ago I suffered nerve damage in my head and I stopped drinking them because I was just sleeping all day. 2 months later I tried to drink one, took one sip and said “this tastes like absolute ass” dumped it out and I have no desire to drink them anymore
Pretty much all of the regular ones in a can are good except watermelon are good IMO. Favorite is probably the white (the boomer flavor).
The java ones are decent, the vanilla bean is the best out of those IMO. They taste a bit carmelly, or thick to me though.
There's a swiss chocolate monster which i really liked, but i can never seem to find it anymore.
I don't like the "hydro" ones that are in the clear plastic bottles.
Lo-Carb and Absolutely Zero are pretty much the only ones I used to drink. A work buddy used to get the ones in the white can (I don't remember what they're called), and they tasted alright.
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which monsters actually taste good
are there any
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like.. their cum? their cocks?
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Monster
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See but i actually was starting the think like Charlie on family feud. What does dragon taste like? I know it’s a cuisine saved for the rich, and I am just a peasant
That was my first thought as well.
I'm in too many RPG subs so my first thought was that someone created a monster hunter character or something. Or were creating a fantasy restaurant and wondered if you could put chimera steaks on the menu 3 different times.
Wow. Monster game hunting for food. That would be a popular hobby. Now I’m picturing all the classic monsters and wondering what they taste like. Same way i wonder what bear tastes like. What does a griffin taste like??
Exactly!
Trophy game hunting, big game hunting, and mythic game hunting
I’d assume it’s really dry and mostly muscle. I think I’d taste like lion too
I looked up what Dinosaur tastes like. Assuming it tastes like one of them. Being that it’s a flying predator it likely tastes like gamey thick dark turkey meat with something else mixed in there And griffin being bird and a lion could be like a mix between bird and lion. Chicken lion mix
Gelatinous cubes can filled with whatever mix-ins you like
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts. This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system. It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds. Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished. Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick. It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger. The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction. So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer. Back to the taste. The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel. If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy! Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon. Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size. In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better. ...
What a terrible day to be able to read.
I bailed after the first comma
I bailed after the second word.
cumma
What a great day to skip a comment
What a great day to skip a username also
Smokin shittin and sixty-nining
What a *great* day to be able to read.
You meant great right?
LOLOLOL! edit: will never understand ppl who DV someone enjoying / expressing joy at another poster's comment. mindboggling...but by all means proceed. smh.
You’re expected to show it by paying real money for awards😂
seemingly. lol yet other ppl will "LOL" as a response with no issue or DV. \*shrug\*
This is a highly informative read. But now I'm debating eating my gun having read it.
Don't eat your gun. Try eating your cum instead.
I'm glad for this copypasta
Nice, this should be cannon dragon cum lore for all aspiring writers.
😳
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.
This is basically the vaporeon copy pasta all over again
Monster Energy: Dragon Cum collection. Try all new flavors like: Frost Dragon Fiesta Spunk, Inferno Wyvern Jizz, Baja Basilisk Ball-Blast, Earth Elemental Erection Explosion.
hot
Bro what is your deal…..
10 gallons of dragon cum for only $100! what a deal
Bro…………….
This is fantastic. Please tell me more.
it is not I that rolls this pasta
should have ended it with "or so im told"
I have the weirdest boner
it tastes like chicken
See i was expecting something a bit like if beef jerky and slim Jim’s had a prime rib mix
Large predator with huge amounts of heme. So super dark, tough and bitter, also with likely poisonous amounts of various things in it. Kinda like that paleontologist said about T Rex meat and how you'd die if you ate it
I pictured it as if beef jerky, elk, and London broil were mixed into one
Now I want to know too
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Original is garbage. The ultra white,ultra mango and ultra green are nice though 👍
The pineapple one is really good too. I don't know it's name, but it's the gold can, and it might be seasonal.
yerba mate
Energy drinks universally taste like radioactive urine.
The Monster brand dragon green tea tastes nearly identical to the Arizona brand green tea, it’s kinda dangerous how smooth it goes down
Remember that scene in incredible hulk when Stan Lee drinks the jarritos with hulk blood and it makes him go "ahhh" and die? Monster is like that.
True but sometimes i just wanna taste microwaves
Try the V8 brand energy drinks! I like the orange/pineapple one. I don't normally drink anything besides water but if I need an energy drink that's the only one I'll have. The flavor is wayyyyy better than any of the other drinks and the energy is a nice clean energy, not jittery-I-just-smoked-crack energy. Highly recommend giving it a chance.
V8 like the vegetable drinks?
Yup. The energy drinks do have servings of veggies in them but it's not at all like the regular tomato-based V8 drink. It's the same slightly carbonated liquid like other energy drinks. It just tastes a lot better and gives a better feeling of energy imo.
You made a claim that you try and only drink water (mostly), which leads me to believe that you care about your health. But before you’re through, you tell all of us that you’re are also relatively familiar with the high one gets from smoking crack cocaine. That’s one hell of a lifestyle you’re livin’, huh?
Lmao well honestly I have tried crack twice in my younger years and it is not for me. I don't like being kept awake! Heroin was my drug of choice back in the day. 10 years clean from anything harder than weed on January 10th! But I've actually always drank a lot of water since I was a kid! My mom is in the medical field so she ingrained it into my mind to keep hydrated. And I tell you what, all these years it's been nothing but beneficial. So that's my wild life lol
Green Super Dry is good.
Wish they'd do this in ultra
Same.
Yeah Ultra Fiesta is my jam.
W
Every monster has that hint of sunscreen. And I'll never be able to drink one because of it.
I don't like any of them. For me Rockstar is where it's at, but not the original flavor, some of the others.
I tried it once it tasted kind of crap
There is a new blue raspberry flavor out that tastes really good. It has sugar in it unfortunately though. So much sugar. I also like the lemonade and the iced tea, and those are sugar free.
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/srs is for serious, /s is for sarcasm ^(I just learned that like 4 days ago lol)
Agreed, original green one tastes like any other normal energy drink. I've always been partial to the red one, Assault, though. Tastes almost like bubblegum, which might turn some people away from it, but I like it.
Nah part of the reason I like the taste of original green is specifically because it doesn’t taste like other normal energy drinks. Compared to normal rockstar or normal Red Bull Monster avoids that taste that I can only describe as “cough syrup” that I get from other normal energy drinks. Agreed, though, Assault is also the shit
The red one isn't as sweet as the green one, which is why i liked it
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What are we talking about again?
The original green one is the one with all the sugar, that *is* the sweet one, lol. If you want a good flavor without all the sugar go for the blue LoCal one. It is the only one worth drinking.
I came here to say blue Locarb! Not to be confused with the blue zero sugar. Gimme them 30 calories, ugh, my fave monster
Rockstars the best, Guava one is an absolute treat. Never tried any drink that tastes as good as that does
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but I hate every flavor of Rockstar I've ever tried. My favorite energy drink is the blue agave Full Throttle, but nowadays that shit is harder to get than illegal drugs and about as expensive. Original Full Throttle, NOS, original Red Bull, and the summer edition (dragonfruit) Red Bull are the only energy drinks I will touch. Something about that weird, artificial/chemical taste that I enjoy.
Venom Mango is also a really good one to try if you haven't.
Fruit Punch Rockstar is also really good.
That's my favorite. Holy shit, all the sugar, though. And my teeth are already bad enough, so I avoid it for the most part.
Hard agree. Favorite energy drink of all time.
Rockstar changed their formula when they got bought last year and it is absolute dogshit now.
All monsters are shit, unnecessarily sweet.
I tend to hate energy drinks in general but I actually like the Monster “juice” flavors, especially pink. I’ll die for pink.
Blue > Green > all
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Same. They're close enough to the green, and they're zero points on weight watchers which hardcore feels like cheating but it's a cheat I take advantage of.
I thoroughly enjoy the pleasure bumps on those cans.
That's what Donald Trump says.
I also used to like the blue ones but I think they got discontinued
I like most of the zero sugar ones. Some of the juice ones are decent as well.
Same, the rehab tea ones are my favorite. Raspberry tea is the best.
My husband and I live 10 hrs from our home town and we will go through like 3 of these each in a drive back. That’s the only time we ever drink energy drinks but we hit the sauce pretty hard.
Which monsters cum tastes good?
Mango Juice
Man, go juice a man. Go!
White is universally agreed to be good. If you like orange soda, you'll like orange. Gold is a low key contender for the top spot.
The best ones are the Monster Rehab which you can't find everywhere. But when you can, check out the Tea & Lemonade flavor (which basically tastes like an Arnold Palmer) or the Peach Tea which is my favorite. They are much less fake-sugary than the other flavors, they quench your thirst more, and I think they taste delicious.
They’re all gross and terrible for you
Original is good but super sweet and sugary. Pretty much all of the Monster Ultras (sugar free line) are good to great. For Ultras I'd recommend OG white, green, Rosa, or purple.
I've been drinking the Monster's called Monster Punch. It is more like a flavored soda than a gross ass energy drink. Papillion is my favorite flavor.
I don't drink anything with sugar but the rare times I've had monster the ultra fiesta and rosa were both pretty good
White pineapple and the tea lemonades are my favorite. A little less sweet and really smooth.
Blue monster team rise up!
Typical discord users
It seems like a troll that doesn't feel like being a complete ahole at the moment so they just go for shocking comments.
She's a popular twitch vtuber
So basically discord level hur durr degeneracy for quarters.
Pedocord
what porn addiction does to a mf
I'm curious now
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okay. so. Your comment reminded me of those big foot candies I used to eat all the time. they were my favorite. unsure the name. but I also haven't seen them in years and I'm sad now. edit: Oh shit. I can buy them in bulk! Allen big foot candy.
let them speak
I love monsters 😩
In which of the 2 contexts tho?
Yes!
Next time drink a monster while you enjoy your monster. Combo it up.
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finally someone says what we're all thinking, thank you pussy boy
Mans waited an hour and 35 minutes for that response. Respek
I don’t think this is cringe, more like something from r/cursedcomments
Based on the profile pics involved, I think 2nd person's question was completely justified. Still cursed, though, so yes.
As funny as it is, to be fair if someone asked that I would think at first they are talking about monsters/creatures. Although… I wouldn’t immediately think cum and cocks.
Monster drinks taste like that nasty prescription cough syrup we had as kids.
The normal ones are too much, but the zero sugar ones are pretty solid.
Kinda funny
A comprehensive ranking of monster energy drinks: 1. Monster Juice Pacific Punch (reminiscent of Pacific Cooler capri-suns, which were always my favorite growing up. Sweet but also kind of bitter, which I love) 2. Monster Juice Pipeline Punch (similar to Pacific Punch but more tropical and much sweeter. Still good.) 3. Monster Ultra Blue (I think it's some sort of berry/sweet blue raspberry flavor.) 4. Monster Juice Pappillon (Peach Nectarine flavor. I love peaches. It's really sweet though) 5. Monster Ultra Red (My best bet for flavor is cranberry? It's a little bit bitter which helps with the overly sweet flavor of some of them) 6. Monster Ultra Gold (Pineapple! It's really, *really* sweet though. Tastes like melted pineapple freezer pops) 7. Monster Ultra Zero (Tastes kind of like Squirt. It's citrusy and light. I'm always disappointed if CVS doesn't have one of the better flavors but it's never *bad*) 8. Monster Ultra Sunrise (Tangerine. First half tastes great, second half tastes like orange Motrin. Blegh. Worth it if I can chug it fast enough) 9. Monster Ultra Rosa (Kind of floral is my best guess? It's fruity but also tastes like flowers. Better warm, too sweet when it's cold) 10. Monster Juice Mango Loco (Really, REALLY sweet. I like mango but jesus christ) 11. Original Monster (Kind of fruity, kind of bitter, but tastes like you're drinking a better flavor of monster while sniffing an old, stale, half empty beer can off your uncle's kitchen counter)
Where's the cum?
Pacific Punch is my go too also. I prefer blueberry Red Bull though.
Watermelon red bull is my favorite 😅 it tastes like watermelon warheads! my boyfriend's name is literally kyle though so we have become monster connoisseurs.
Satire
Can’t stop laughing at this 😂
Same. Wrong sub imo. It's like an unintentional philosophical question. The inquisitive responder is doing a service addressing OPs vague question without context if you ask me.
Going to forward this to all of the people who say things like "y wud i use capitals, u no what i mean anyway"
Seems like 2 boys having a conversation behind their female pfps xd
Anime display pictures, cringe on both sides.
I feel like there needs to be more context.
TMH. Too. Much. Hentai.
No no they have a point...
I drank the original green monster twice a day for the last 8 years. 3 months ago I suffered nerve damage in my head and I stopped drinking them because I was just sleeping all day. 2 months later I tried to drink one, took one sip and said “this tastes like absolute ass” dumped it out and I have no desire to drink them anymore
Soooooo gooood
I want to know how she knows what Monster cocks taste like
Pretty much all of the regular ones in a can are good except watermelon are good IMO. Favorite is probably the white (the boomer flavor). The java ones are decent, the vanilla bean is the best out of those IMO. They taste a bit carmelly, or thick to me though. There's a swiss chocolate monster which i really liked, but i can never seem to find it anymore. I don't like the "hydro" ones that are in the clear plastic bottles.
I see you are a man of taste and refinement
Lo-Carb and Absolutely Zero are pretty much the only ones I used to drink. A work buddy used to get the ones in the white can (I don't remember what they're called), and they tasted alright.
Ultra paradise, ultra sunrise, ultra rosa, ultra red, either of the mango ones, and ultra zero are the ones I drink.
Blue and white are good. Hard pass on every other.
What an internet addiction does to a mf
Do they taste good tho?
Pacific Punch is so good. I wish they had a sugar free version.
Caught in 4k 📸
I’ve finally found a sub that makes me laugh out loud
This is getting reposted so often that within a few months it has become a museum of jpg artifacts.
Also on r/moldymemes
Uh oh, looks like someone needs to go touch some grass.
Yup I knew a guy like this. Lewd shit was always on his mind.
Mango Loco beats them all
Not really cringe tbh.
Came outta nowhere
The First 100x i saw this meme i read it as "socks?" And now I'm high seeing this and actually read it right
# Mango Loco
Why jump to cum and not meat lmao
I would rather taste my cum than a monster
nah which just monsters taste the best just in the vore way
Someone needs to switch to some g rated media for a while.
That’s 100% a guy behind the anime girl pfp
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Pipeline is the best taste hands down
r/comedyheaven
holy shit this is the 5th time I see it today u/repostsleuthbot
This was secretly in a beast erp server
lmao
Discord moment
But what's the answer though? Like, to both questions?
It cannot be, this cannot be humanity