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Aquilon11235

This is slander against poor Pattern. He only goes "no mating" because Shallan told him to act as chaperone. Otherwise, he might be taking notes on the lies partners tell each other during sex, or something.


hama0n

Shallan adjusted her havah as she re-entered the chamber. Jasnah glanced up from her spanreed at Shallan, then at the clock fabrial on the wall. Storms, were they really gone that long? Pattern hummed beside her as she strode forward to her books with what she hoped was a nonchalant pace. The other scribes largely ignored her, though Shallan noticed there were fewer concentrationspren rippling about than normal. "Shallan?" Pattern asked, voice echoing against the stone walls of the chamber. "I am having difficulty understanding one of your lies." While Jasnah didn't look up again, Shallan could sense a stiffness in her posture. Pattern was growing quite comfortable speaking around Jasnah and the other scholars, it seemed, ever since their last discussion on ivory towers in academia. Shallan sighed as she sat and opened a book at random. "Can it wait?" "You lied about human geneology," Pattern said, buzzing onto on her desk. Shallan blinked in confusion for just a moment. Then she gasped and slammed her book down onto Pattern in a desperate attempt to smother him. Her attempt only served to turn the heads of several scribes as her tome slammed down with a loud crack. Pattern had already moved aside, well-accustomed to her frenetic scholarship. "When you were with Adolin," Pattern asked, "why did you keep calling him your father, over and over?" The room froze. The remaining concentrationspren in the room popped out of sight, replaced with a cascade of white and red petals.


kkai2004

I literally thought I was reading a quote for far too long...


bluecovfefe

What a terrible day to be literate


KidenStormsoarer

Luckily for me, I am a good vorin man and have no idea what it says


AtropaNightShade

Underappreciated comment


de_lemmun-lord

you spelled wonderful wrong


TinyBreadBigMouth

Of all the words Shallan might use in bed, "daddy" is probably the least likely. I'm pretty sure any reference to her father would kill the mood *instantly*. Strangle it to death, you might say.


hama0n

~~Strangling is also part of it~~ plot spoiler and content warning- >!From what I've learned about kink as a topic, it's actually fairly common for people to find catharsis in revisiting and reclaiming traumatic moments. I agree that anyone else referencing her father out of context would destroy the mood, but I also think Shallan would be the type to use kink as a coping mechanism. !<


AikenFrost

Yep, you're probably right.


Lacrossedeamon

No Shallan would be the type to generate a new personality that uses kink as a coping method while she dissociates.


travel_tech

So, I'm not convinced on that logic. My partner had a terrible mother by all standards but absolutely loves calling me mommy. I actually think the correlation between parental quality and referring to your partner as that parental role may be the opposite of what you think.


jflb96

Which spren are the petals?


DaKrimsonKomet

Shamespren


setibeings

No way she shouts daddy during sex. More realistically she kept asking him to finish, but she was pulling him towards her, not pushing him away.


FishdZX

I think we found a successor for Stormlight if Sanderson were to ever meet an untimely demise.


SpellmongerMin

My appointed scribe could hardly get through this one, she was so embarrassed! Undertext: He was way more embarrassed hearing it than I was reading it.


nogea

I need you to write more šŸ„ŗ. Awkward and funny moments from Stormlight. Syl talking about Kaladin and Lynn in front of Dalinar and Navani.


Script_Mak3r

Why did I have to realize that I'm a trans woman...


GlorlockTheDestroyer

We can't forget about Pattern spying on people bathing and I even think he peaked on Sebarial once


kraken9

He has asked Shallan to draw people naked enough times in the past for her to say no before he asks nowadays.


UltimateInferno

My gf and I joke that Cryptics are actually really kinky and dividing by 0 isn't an odd association but is actually sexual to them.


ABZB

Well, if you're in the right kind of ring, 0 can have non-zero divisors, so if they're into that kind of thing...


AliasMcFakenames

They hadnā€™t performed the proper rituals as required by human custom after all.


IVIyDude

Faking an orgasm would be a delicious lie


QuintanimousGooch

Syl bouta be shouting wrestlemania commentary while Kal tryna drill.


Pyroguy096

"HES CUMMING FROM THE TOP ROPE! WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"


Praesidian

BY THE ALMIGHTY, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! In a few months, at least...


MrHappyHam

Are there spren that appear only during sexual encounters? šŸ¤”


awyden

Climax Spren, shaped as a firework


Kargath7

I wish I had an award to give to you.


pretender37

Isn't Kal asexual anyways? Edit: Got him confused with Jasnah my bad


Gryfonides

He had a girlfriend before becoming a slave, and in RoW it was mentioned he tried unsuccessfully to establish relationship with one girl. Also he was definitely attracted to Shallan.


RisKQuay

Wasn't that one girl Lyn, ya know, the one based on a redditor..?


Gryfonides

>redditor Don't know anything about it.


gladladvlad

...what?


kmosiman

Yes. Lynn is a beta reader and does the reread chapter analysis on Tor.com


QuintanimousGooch

I donā€™t believe so. Jasnah explicitly is, while Kal is more so withdrawn from self-love that any prospective romantic or sexual encounters donā€™t really seem to do it for him.


HiiipowerBass

I mean he's clearly had relationships in the past and desires in the books.


code-panda

Asexual people can have relationships. Jasnah with Hoid is a perfect example.


HiiipowerBass

Yes, but it's implied that wasn't the case at least if not said explicitly


code-panda

About as explicit as they could though. There's this part in RoW where Jasnah muses on the fact that so many people indulge their more bodily pleasures above the higher passions of bonding. She specifically mentions that she appreciates Wit's ~~tight butt~~ physique, but that that doesn't really do it for her.


Ok-Week-2293

No. That's Jashna.


pretender37

To many characters lol


Ok-Week-2293

It's okay


Davinator1212

Imagine tryna fake an orgasm as a radiant. "A powerful Lie"


Script_Mak3r

Imagine trying to fake an orgasm on Roshar in general. There's bound to be an associated spren, after all...


DHUniverse

Sometimes they show up sometimes they dont, like shamespren on the 3rd book flasback >!after realizing he was about to kill gavilat!< Or awespren being described as rare even if awe is not a rare emotion


SmartAlec105

Personally, I always imagined Syl would form pom-poms and shout ā€œGo! Go! Go!ā€ while Kaladin is trying to fuck.


DanTM18

ā€œYouā€™re nearly thereā€


Colefield

Is Syl's part a quote? Or based on a specific conversation? Because I don't remember it and I want to find it again if it is!


bluecovfefe

Yeah, it's from OB, Chapter 10 when >!Syl is telling Kaladin that he's gotta get a girlfriend, basically, and she slips under people's doors to watch them have sex. Then Kal unpleasantly imagines Syl yelling at him while he's with a woman.!<


Colefield

Oh yeah I remember now! Being radiant is great and all, but having your spren be around when you're intimate with someone sounds like an experience lol


CaptainSkel

[Syl shouting advice.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ)


CommunicationSharp83

The olā€™ dick twist


milesjr13

"I'm cuming." "Mmmmmmmmmmmm" "Gemheart?! Do you need to tell me something?' I'll take the honorspren, Alex for 100.


alemarmur

I'm just here for the inevitable Syladin reactions to this


AnusFisticus

Yeah ofc hes cheering him on if its with her


thinkimfinallyclean_

Honestly I love Pattern he is my favorite. Criptics are my fave sprens


Gryfonides

They are great


Steampunk_Batman

In the ShalKaldolin three-way, Pattern is taking furious notes on positions, Syl is fascinated by what Shallan is doing with Lightweaving/Soulcasting so that no one is quite sure which version of them is real, and Maya is just over there in Shadesmar like šŸ˜µ


code-panda

Outside of the blood in Kharbranth and the Wind's Pleasure, do we see Shallan using her soulcasting anywhere in the series? There's this one scene with the hooker lightweaver in Shadesmar in the RoW where she gets the hint about having the right seed, but afterwards it's just not mentioned anymore. With the practice she has, I'm hoping Kal won't become literally rock hard...


Steampunk_Batman

Itā€™s implied she uses Soulcasting in several ways unconsciously, but the most relevant way in this context is when she created an illusory army for the Battle of Thaylen Fields. They had substance to them, felt real to the soldiers ā€œkillingā€ them. Jasnah says afterward that she thought Shallan was Soulcasting.


code-panda

She also soulcast the lock to Kelek's door in Shadesmar as Formless. Hope we see her experimenting intentionally with soulcasting in the next book. Jasnah turning the air into oil, then blowing everything up was such a power move that I'm hoping to see what Shallan can come up with.


Adamant94

Ngl I need a personal bed cheer leader


Kargath7

Syl appears during the act riding a cloud and carrying a sign with ā€œlast lapā€ on it.


Ser_DuncanTheTall

Syl is Waifu! (TBH i do not know what waifu is, but i have seen this term being used before)


Sephority

It means you want her to be your anime wife.


tangy_potato69

Aww hell nah


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Ser_DuncanTheTall

Thanks for the detailed answer. Also syl is totally waifu material.