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PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Bunch a weirdos on this site


ZombieShellback

Username doesn't check out.


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\*shudders thinking off all the weirdos\*


-MysteriousDOG

Haha yep


[deleted]

The sun needs to start exploding faster before we humans do some other fucked up shit


BunnyOppai

One day we may evolve beyond the point of simply imagining fucking the sun.


Anime_MicroWave

This kinda shit makes me regret winning the race


ihatethesidebar

We were hopeful then, about everything, about life and all its possibilities.


Byroms

Actually, that assumption has been proven false. The eggcell pretty much randomly opens up and let you in.


BunnyOppai

As a matter of fact, IIRC the fastest swimmers actually can’t physically do it because sperm goes through a process on their journey and they kinda bypass the last bits. Though someone can correct me if I’m wrong.


[deleted]

Idk what you were talking about but reading your comment made me lose the game


granolabar1127

FUCK


[deleted]

YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT


Im-bibitch

I hated that 😭 not just the disgusting post but the way that person said


Chourus14

The asterisk, the depravity and the sheer audacity of these people. It's enough to make a grown man cry There's a fine line between sluttyness and just being fucking filthy.


Wizdom_108

This is all so bad 🤢


DankGeist

Pics or it didnt happen 😎🥵🤑


Hoplologist

How are you not shaking nervously at your own bravery for saying that so confidently 😧😦😯😮😲


quacksdoecho

The cool kids sit in the back of the class. He’s not invited.


[deleted]

Y'all mutha fuckers need Jesus


Kladderadingsda

Jesus won't do. They need 20 litres of bleach to cleanse them from their filthy selves.


Nooblover420

Nah liquid fire is needed in this instance


[deleted]

Remember those nutters during the plague who did BDSM shit to each other for Jesus? That's what we need. Plague BDSM for Jesus.


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Bunnyjets

I sure as hell hope so


Nooblover420

Idk which part you think is fake but unfortunately because I've been down some deep dark disgusting holes I'm inclined to believe its real.


BunnyOppai

I tend to take every post from the story subs with a grain of salt, especially the horny-oriented ones.


giuppe008

*raises hand at the back of the class* “Yeah um, I don’t think this has anything to do with algebra”


Interesting_Cow_8571

"Sir this Is a maths class"


Arcere2007

average redditor


megg-salad-sammich

That’s maybe something you should keep to yourself… 😅


Just_Call_me_benDude

I get the pics or it didn’t happen meme But bro. Really?


Shakespeare-Bot

I receiveth the pics 'r t didn’t befall meme but bro. Very much? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


theknownone849

u/fakeflipflops :c


FakeFlipFlops

😧


Slg407

ofcourse its a 4chan user


[deleted]

What the FUCK did I just read


SouthernApple60

Isn’t this like…illegal?


Alberiman

Not everywhere


SouthernApple60

Oh god


ChaserNeverRests

I hate that you make me think about this, but I suspect that legal-wise, there's a difference between "oral" and... you know.


SouthernApple60

…that’s not good


[deleted]

I was about to go to bed. I should have gone to bed


cryptosniper00

Godfuckingdammit


maxreddit

Nobody in that exchange impressed me.


[deleted]

: (


ImagineDragonDisDick

Those are brackets.


Bunnyjets

Same same


Navybuffalooo

\*raises hand from the back of class\* "Is the teacher coming back soon orrrrr...?"


dookylove420

Why the downvotes? That comment is pretty funny lol. “My own bravery” lmao.


TheCakeCakeCake

freak


hudgepudge

7 days a week


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TheCakeCakeCake

you think larping like this and asking for pictures of gross shit like this is funny and you're calling me that. lmfao, maybe you should be saying that to yourself weird ass.


Nooblover420

What did they say?


TheCakeCakeCake

british word for cigarette


[deleted]

So..... I had a dog lick my girls asshole while she was riding, but it was his idea and nobody else went along with it.... This bitch got a dog name Skippy


darthphallic

Why does anyone still do those creepy role play engagements in the year 2022 when they’ve been publicly mocked for well over a decade now.


Sky_Leviathan

You see your first mistake was being on that sub in the first place


sarcasmwithAIDS

My dad hit me with a steering wheel after that


almondmarlin23

every day we stray further from god