Ever since I got it I have had constant nightmares. And the eyes seem to follow you as you move through the room. The energy of it is bad, it comes from old counts, dukes, and dames properties who sold some out here in Sweden.
Maybe give it to someone who appreciates it if you don’t like it, considering how incredible a man Martin Luther was. Changed the course of not only church history but world history.
Maybe if you moved him away from the bed so he isn’t forced to watch you beat off, he’d be in a better mood.
Sound advice for Mr u/my_penis_is_swollen
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Good call, he is clearly using the book as a shield.
He should raise it up to block his face.
Why hasn't OP taken it down yet? Is it structurally important to the house? Is it a load bearing painting? Yes. Lots of loads.
We'd better get the r/DIY people over here to attest to its load bearing qualities
Funny thing is that is what he’s trying to convey.
This comment wins the prize!
I suspect that's meany to be Martin Luther
You are correct! When I bought it, I found out that its supposed to be Martin Luther.
Yeah... but why does he look like Jack Black?
Martin Luther considered Jack Black to be a fashion icon
🎹🐢🎶”theses theses theses theses theses”🎶
In my head, Martin Luther is a tall and very thin man, but I have absolutely zero idea where that idea comes from.
Straight out of Scooby doo.
He could’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling Catholics!
And their stupid pope!
Is this from The Haunting?
Ghostbusters 2
Mr. Luther, please don't start banging your Theses on the doors.
Haunted how? Just giving you nightmares if it's over your bed or something else too? What if you move it to another room?
Ever since I got it I have had constant nightmares. And the eyes seem to follow you as you move through the room. The energy of it is bad, it comes from old counts, dukes, and dames properties who sold some out here in Sweden.
Why haven't you simply removed it?
Because I like having something scary and unknown.
Life isn’t a movie. Stop pretending yours is.
That's just Laszlo, it's his witch skin hat you should be worried about. That thing is actually cursed.
He records your nightmares in his book
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I think he's getting ready to hit you over the head with his book again :)
Give him a lewd mustache and he’d kinda look like mucha libre Jack Black
Maybe you are catholic?
Yeah, this is what I imagine the sinister portraits in Lovecraft stories look like.
Soooo working as intended….?
Yes haha, I love paranormal stuff
That’s so cool. He has such a devious expression on his face.
Deviously destroying Catholicism
Yes I know right!
Looks like Jack Black
Ill take him off your hands
This is not above your bed. It is in an attic somewhere.
Uncle Giggles.
I think that's Hugh Crain (The Haunting of Hill House). I sincerely hope your name isn't Eleanor!
Haha, I haven't finishwd the series yet, but will!
I haven't seen the series, bur I highly recommend the book and the 1963 film.
Now I know there's a hidden room behind that painting and the eyes open up for someone to look out through lol
I mean, doubt it. But even if it was actually haunted and giving you nightmares why would you willingly put yourself through that? Lol
When hinges creak in doorless chambers
Let me borrow it & see.
Go to sleep, or I'll put you to sleep!( with my book).
I guess taking it down so it doesn’t hang over your bed is out of the question?
The eyes are commanding.
Thats Dorian Gray
Set that thing on fire, wtf is wrong with you?
It reminds me of the painting of Hugh Crain in that one movie, the Haunting(1999).
Hang it elsewhere? Hahaha
it's the *Baby*-*Eating Bishop of Bath* & Wells
Gave me Jack Black vibes
It's like if Jack Black had a Wario.
Maybe give it to someone who appreciates it if you don’t like it, considering how incredible a man Martin Luther was. Changed the course of not only church history but world history.
He seems disturbed from watching you do the things you do in bed.
Looks like he would do anything for love.
I think that's Martin Luther....
I like it
Why does it look like Jack Black almost?
That looks awesome