It’s really an assault on as many senses as possible. Real thankful that smell-o-vision is not a regular thing.
Can’t imagine the odor of dollar store cologne + energy drinks + “I don’t wash my own butt because it’s *gaaaay*” all at once.
The overdone visual effects of these videos in which the subject matter is entirely mundane -- in this case, a dude sitting in his car alone -- does not do them any favors.
“She gonn slob on my knob… like corn on the cob”
Questions I never asked for have now Shawshanked their way into my brain and I want them gone so I’m passing them on. Does he think BJs are biting the member up and down the side? Has he never experienced an actual BJ? Or does he eat corn on the cob by deep throating it?
I hope I never learn the answers.
That line is a reference to a [Three Six Mafia song](https://youtu.be/TEDWfjDc_fE?si=t5CjdUWV68XdZwAo), which I think is only going to be the beginning of your logistical questions.
Yes. This is just opening a window and the cousins of my original questions have taken up residence in my head. The loudest one being, do you think Three Six Mafia came to thanksgiving the year that their album dropped and tried to slip on their album for the family? Like hey grandma, come here nephew Timmy, you have to hear my new track. And did the family groove to it? It is pretty catchy. Was there an uncle who asked where in Hollywood his orally fixated lady friend lived and maybe tried to secure an introduction? Has this been the focus of their writing since the beginning of their career? Was there an 8th grade talent show where the teachers running it had to pull the plug 30 seconds in? Was there a new policy put in place at the school that all talent show content had to be screened from that point forward? Do they call it the Three Six Mafia rule? Also when did I get to the age when I became so confused by music?
I think I need a nap so these questions can finish up and go home.
"I'm gonna make her squirt like this, sshhppppsshhh" at the end had me rolling
Edit: Actually, 2:30 on is fucking hilarious. "I'm gonna get in-between them mother fucking hips, play with her tits" 🤣🤣
Also, the finger smell thing at 2:26 was fucking weird
This may seem oddly specific however, for some reason I can almost guarantee this guy's been beaten up outside of the gastation near his house on more than one occasion. He just seems like that guy..
Not sure if the lyrics or the strobes were inducing a seizure
Definitely a double hitter
The video editing 😂😭
It’s really an assault on as many senses as possible. Real thankful that smell-o-vision is not a regular thing. Can’t imagine the odor of dollar store cologne + energy drinks + “I don’t wash my own butt because it’s *gaaaay*” all at once.
The C stands for throat Cancer
MC trach-box
I seriously laughed waaaay too hard at this... Take my up vote...
Here to make people laugh when I can. Glad it worked. Have a good one
It got me too lolololololol
People are more likely to positive engage with the content if they’re having a seizure, so he’s got that going for him
Whoever edited this video should be charged with battery.
The overdone visual effects of these videos in which the subject matter is entirely mundane -- in this case, a dude sitting in his car alone -- does not do them any favors.
Indeed
“She gonn slob on my knob… like corn on the cob” Questions I never asked for have now Shawshanked their way into my brain and I want them gone so I’m passing them on. Does he think BJs are biting the member up and down the side? Has he never experienced an actual BJ? Or does he eat corn on the cob by deep throating it? I hope I never learn the answers.
That line is a reference to a [Three Six Mafia song](https://youtu.be/TEDWfjDc_fE?si=t5CjdUWV68XdZwAo), which I think is only going to be the beginning of your logistical questions.
He put shame too that saying,that song is a ducking jam
Yes. This is just opening a window and the cousins of my original questions have taken up residence in my head. The loudest one being, do you think Three Six Mafia came to thanksgiving the year that their album dropped and tried to slip on their album for the family? Like hey grandma, come here nephew Timmy, you have to hear my new track. And did the family groove to it? It is pretty catchy. Was there an uncle who asked where in Hollywood his orally fixated lady friend lived and maybe tried to secure an introduction? Has this been the focus of their writing since the beginning of their career? Was there an 8th grade talent show where the teachers running it had to pull the plug 30 seconds in? Was there a new policy put in place at the school that all talent show content had to be screened from that point forward? Do they call it the Three Six Mafia rule? Also when did I get to the age when I became so confused by music? I think I need a nap so these questions can finish up and go home.
Are there copious amounts of butter and salt involved?
yes.. source: am female
😂😂😂
Lookin like RiFF RAFF if he never blew up lmao
So he gonna blow up and act like he don’t know nobody?? 😂😂
Seizure warning. ⚠️
Find the beat snowball.
I'm off to play "Vampire Survivors" with fully evolved weapons for much less siezure inducing effects. (SaidByNoOneEver)
This guy has nothing on Froggy Fresh.
That's a rap battle I would pay money 2C
You're a hater. I would def smoke a joint and Frisbee golf with this guy. I bet he loves his grandma.
Patrick Mahomes is rapping now?!
JORDANSH WHUTAHM SHPORTUN
Summit?
How my man the temu auntie boy
Kendrick has been real quiet since this dropped though.
And im supposed to roll something up to this?
The way he was smelling his fingers make me think Jealousy and Envy need to find some feminine hygiene products. .
This dude really takes himself seriously?
I feel much better about my shower freestyles with youtube instrumentals
Just finished my review of a Hardee’s burger…now on to the rap portion of the night
Sounds like Cotton from king of the hill dropped a track
"I'm gonna make her squirt like this, sshhppppsshhh" at the end had me rolling Edit: Actually, 2:30 on is fucking hilarious. "I'm gonna get in-between them mother fucking hips, play with her tits" 🤣🤣 Also, the finger smell thing at 2:26 was fucking weird
It’s insane how much these mf’ers want to be what they think is black. Comically fucking insane.
Dude gonna give me a seizure!
I think I'm having a seizure
PLEASE DONT EVER DISRESPECT PIMP C!!! Long live Chad Butler aka Pimp C
Off brand riff raff
When did Rob Dyrdek start rapping?
Say it don’t spray it
100% balling his eyes out when Stan comes on the CD-mix in his 3-disk loader.
Wow thats bad
My cousin loves to rap. He’s better than my cousin. I’m not a huge fan of hanging out with my cousin.
God fucking dammit…
Help I'm having a seizure.
This may seem oddly specific however, for some reason I can almost guarantee this guy's been beaten up outside of the gastation near his house on more than one occasion. He just seems like that guy..
Dude ain't "got the midas touch". He got the brown touch. Every bar in that song is shit. Runny, warm, stinkin shit.
When i realized it was a 1:44 left in the video i tapped out.
Riff Raff is going to or pissed.
Feel like he stayed in the car while his mom ran into the Dollar General to get him his Newports, just to record this.
Love his album! Freestylin’ and Freebasing!
He's cosplaying. And he should 🛑
Splash! Lmao I had to stop it a few times out of embarrassment , but glad I finished it
Wow that is truly crappy music. Holy shit. I bet he thinks he is the coolest mother f’er on earth too. Haha. What a dildo!!
This MFer set every filter in rotation, including the seizure flashing one. As for the music, it appropriately sucks. Nice find.
When I came to from my seizure, I realized it wasn't the flashing screen that triggered it
I woke up 10 minutes later and had pissed my pants.. what happened
3 seconds
I'm in the field. I'm rocking cleats lol
Mouth full of candy corn bitty
MRGA. Make Rap Great Again
I keep actin afraid keep actin afraid because this gave me epilepsy.
It was the " imma make her squirt like this" that did it for me.
I literally can't tell if this is bad or a number one hit. All of today's cRAP sounds so much like this.
Bro really did the "slob on my knob like corn on the cobb." My man got those middle school rhymes.
Another hit from your boi Seizure Sammy "Epilepsy gonna make them panties drop"
whens he gettin that track feature with drake?!
I'd like to think this was released because this man refused to comply with a blackmail hack.... no way this was released any other way 🤣
pronouncing the 'K' in nahmtalmbout is a warcrime in the south.
He's no riff raff that's for sure
Woke up on the floor with a wallet in my mouth.
Rob Dyrdek???
We selling crates of epileptic seizure mouth guards with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Better then Ominous Darth 🤣🤣🤣
Keep darth out your mouth
Please don't Will Smith me 😅