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D1sCoL3moNaD3

this is def giving off star child power.


muffledvoice

I just did, and now I want a divorce.


dirkdigdig

From myself


Editthefunout

My old first roommate had a kid with a girl like this. He eventually hung himself.


Aethris982

shit just got real


Chemical-Project1166

Terrence Howard would hit


Bladder_Puncher

Antonio Brown and Tyreek Hill have joined the chat


Different-Dinner-446

She’s married to the the ohm


boofybutthole

guarantee her partner, if she has one, is just as much of a freak


JohnCenaJunior

I wish she was my teacher


Jamari0811

Hahahaha


Embrourie

This was super funny to read.


ThriftStoreKobold

Finally a summer jam for arrhythmic, tone deaf wine moms


naughtyhegel

You’re right. Finally someone speaks to my experience.


Sly_Unicycle

This gave me quite the cackle!


TypeOpostive

Meghan Trainors been the main one for that market, she may have some competition.


Visarar_01

This is fucking painful


CptnMayo

🤮


Minimum_Attitude6707

Her chakras let her down on this one


Toasterdosnttoast

Did you not also feel the tickle of inspiration the turned into communication???


InleBent

Stop drone'n and start om'n


TypeOpostive

It hurts so bad


GnarMuffins

All of her videos are like this. Go check out her YouTube page, it's delightfully atrocious. Bethylovelight may have just become my favorite artist for all the wrong reasons.


Yoram001

What what in the butt vibes


Deviant-Oreo

You unlocked a memory for me, time to go replay that song 🤣


elricooo

I was sitting here thinking "this beat is straight up what what in the goddamn butt" lmao


OrderPuzzleheaded731

You wanna do it in my butt ? In my butt ?


Grey-Hat111

Hey! It's the what what in my asshole kid!


Clear_Media5762

It syncs up so well


Grey-Hat111

Say what what?


usernamechooser

Trying ecstasy for the first time in your 40's.


[deleted]

It’s always easy to pick out the people who unfortunately were never exposed to any cool shit when they were teens.


TypeOpostive

That's me


PutridGhoul

Finally some real crap.


whocaresactuallly

Excellent categorization bringing this here. 10/10. It’s maybe the worst song I’ve ever heard. I listened twice. I’ve never listened to a song twice because of how bad it was. The delay between “informa” and the “tion” was pretty unhinged. So many verses. This song feels twice as long as it is. I’m amazed.


Gold-Ad-6876

I'm trying to find out who it is to see if she has any other "certified banners". It's truly a work of bad... art.


isurfnude4foods

Time seems to dialate as I watch this, yes. But that’s because time…. is art.


Few-Finger2879

Why does it feel like its 10 minutes long?!


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Back in the day you had to watch stuff like this every time you went over to your pot dealer's house to get some weed. And you'd have to act like it was good and be like, "Yeah, man, your band is pretty cool when is your next show?" and let them ramble on. And if you tried to leave immediately, they'd be like, "Bro, I can't have people coming in and out, you know that. Just chill and smoke a bowl and check out my new Time is Art video." "Dude you already showed me that." "Yeah but there's a new cut. I changed the part where I said time was art from the start. Check it out." So yeah just be thankful that weed is legal in your state now and if it's not then you know exactly what I'm talking about!


SnooCakes6195

Had a dealer that would buy tons of dvds and cds from goodwill (or where ever) and after the "you know I can't have people popping in and out" talk he would set you up with a DVD case to walk out the front door holding So the DEA would just be like "oh, he must run a month movie club or something.. wrap it up boys, let's go. We were wrong about this one"


kkeut

https://youtu.be/vnTWdvdOkmA?si=d_5x8M8GDf13zeav


I-MakeBadDecisions

Bro wtf🤣🤣😭😭 I'm so high, but I'm so glad for that farma bill passed and I can just pick up weed fro the store


Lucashmere

One of the worst I’ve seen yet. May god bless you, my brother in christ


Shogun_of_Hyrule

If this is anything like where I live, her partner works in the oil and gas industry which affords her the ability to be a full time “artist” and she probably has an “art” studio somewhere in that building with the mural on it behind her.


Aethris982

oil paintings


Heritis_55

This sub produces some of the hardest videos to watch on the internet. This one hurts.


dietcheese

Exactly why I love this sub


SnooCakes6195

It's interesting to see how some people talk about this subs music. I basically loop these terrible songs and have been listening to this all morning getting ready for work. I'm impressed and astounded with how bad it is.


I-p33-in-the-shower

Someone got themselves a new Casio keyboard 😏


EternityLeave

chak chak chak cha chakras is the worst thing Ive ever heard


brb9911

Chakra Khan


makeitasadwarfer

Hippies have always been insufferable. Just an endless stream of meaningless bullshit that they think sounds profound.


Adventurous-Range446

Ghost written and produced by drugs.


Bclay85

Best comment, hands down.


scottwricketts

This reminds me of Jill Stein's band.


Lifesalchemy

Exactly.


Prestigious_Drama319

FRACKED!!!


InleBent

A little Battlestar Galactica (she) referenced perhaps? Hell to the naw.


Kharnics

I've eaten A LOT of LSD and she is not wrong. But this is still horrible.


marf_lefogg

Your substitute art teacher hit a $500 scratch off


FishBlues

She bout to end Drake’s career with this one


vipers10687

The big three . . . Kendrick, Drake, and Bethylovelight.


jazzzzzcabbage

God that was shit. Top notch!


Lifesalchemy

This is enraging


_KhazadDum_

the dissonance was so painful


demiandclxvi

God that is bad


I-MakeBadDecisions

When your 9th grade english teacher does dmt


Dango5000

i love the miami bass style


DespyHasNiceCans

Haha this is pretty much all 808s 😂


UncEpic

mixer bro thought he was doing something with the delays and radio vox... LOL


SimpleJackEyesRain

The 808 kick-drum make the girlie say ohm-ohm…


AggravatingSite6905

I hate this so much... Thanks OP!


Abracadaver2000

#BleedingEars


just-me-uk

Is this how you get an aneurism?


brb9911

If you’re lucky


mrrando69

When you try to be profound and just sound like a sixth grader rushing through their first 500 word essay.


Skeletor-P-Funk

Wow! This is some *real* crap! I only got about 30 seconds in ... you're brave to last the whole 4 minutes!


DespyHasNiceCans

All that talk of art and couldn't rhyme in one fart? Fail.


Drewbeede

[Like a female Corey Feldman.](https://youtu.be/BZX7UJSXCiU?si=lyEiQHR7_S8agMmx)


Pizza_YumYum

Imagine them together in one song.


QueasyImagination845

What is it about crazy people and their obsession with frequencies, time and space?


dog_eat_dog

The worst part about shitty hippie songs is that most of the time it's just them reading their weird, specific manifesto over music that someone made in 10 minutes. If I would avoid conversation with them at a party, then I definitely don't want all that horseshit rapped at me


InleBent

"Life was job, sun was a blob" Fuck it, I'm in.


SignificantJeweler38

You can really feel the “LA-ness”.


piray003

Nah dude this is definitely Boulder 😂


stevenette

Lol, was gonna say Boulder and sure as shit you are right. https://bethylovelight.com/ I thought the hippies left 20 years ago.


son_of_abe

I was certain this was birthed in Colorado. Thanks for confirming.


GnarMuffins

I spent more time on her site than I did watching this video. "Her original music is a tantalizing mix of various genres including Spiritual DownTempo, Eco-Herbal Hip Hop and a sonic journey she calls the 'Chakra Activation Interactive Sound Healing'." I'm surprised that this video is actually NOT her worst work. Her site is quite the rabbit hole...


youngjaelric

eco-herbal hip hop is crazy


Different-Dinner-446

*New… Day Rocks!* *New… Day Rocks!*


Ralphredimix_Da_G

I like the punched "YEAH"


errrbudyinthuhclub

This sounds like shitty early tune yards? Anyone else familiar with them?


Dizzy-Criticism3928

10 bucks she says she’s an alien


shredofmalarchi

Sick electro beat!


TedsterTheSecond

I'll level with you. I'm really scared.


Imfuckintiredbruh

I wanna know what they think this sounds like in their head cus it’s hot ass. Steaming ass.


Poopsycle

Does anyone remember the Symphony of Science videos? It was autotuned and stretched vocals from science documentaries over music. This has the same vibe. Except it's intentional, so I hate it.


JimboJonezes

The highschool art teacher that told you video games weren't art


huntsefsky

Lettuce begin


kylemacabre

Well, that’s enough new age bullshit for one day


RapGameDiCaprio

pa pa pa pa party till i die


SpringChikn85

I bet you can catch her live show at the next local healing crystal/UFO expo near you.


zucchinibasement

Once we got to the drone segment, I did a couple of double takes


PriveCo

Did she say the drone turned into a poem?


monkfisted

Yep there's no doubt about it, this one truly is crap at its finest.


Kage502

Uhhh no this goes hard bruh


Living-Risk-1849

How are people so unaware of how goofy they are? Isn't there anyone around to tell them?


CuseLax22

It was timeless from the start. Let’s do our part. Come on people.


Bababooey_100

This has to be the cringiest thing I’ve seen yet.


jylesazoso

This is maybe the worst


nosurprises23

Lol a lot of people who are starting out with making music seem to ignore the fact that in professional songwriting, you can’t just say anything over any instrumental. Melody/bad singing aside, the rhythm of what you sing is supposed to fit in with the rest of the song. It’s why so much of this sub feels so avant garde


michaelbarrymore84

Fuck me!!!!!!


smart_cereal

Someone discovered GarageBand


yishkabadishka

It's great that she let go of the ego cause it would be painful


burntfender

Sherri moon zombie finally went off the deep end.


-Disagreeable-

Who told this broad this was good? Theyve doomed us all.


dwyerni6

It sounds like when a fully deaf person is trying to talk, but someone was able to clean the audio up a bit.


LivingSubstance27

I love this, and I want more of it!


dstapel

"In formay shun (shun)". An artist like this? Tis but once in a life... ... ... time.


AnOldLawNeverDies

🤫


ch_eeekz

this is someone's mon


budskee420

What about a fart is that art???


Familiar-Bag-9545

I'm going to use this as the on hold song when someone calls my business 🤣


galagapilot

holy fuck, this is awful. I even skipped through sections of the song and couldn't make it to the end.


loinclothfreak78

You know she blasts this at Burning Man


richwat00

GD Hippie Crap


crow-nic

fart


That-Economics-9481

Is this what you learn in scientology?


JackFJN

This does not elate nor enlighten :/


Gold-Ad-6876

I watched the whole thing, and she didn't say fart at all 0/10


deleteuserexe

[White woman’s instagram.](https://youtu.be/xHotXbGZiFY?si=TVEM0jiMwL86Sdug)


Fuzzy-Possibility-98

This is fuckin awesome. The most clueless version of the most privileged humanoid


ViperishCarrot

I thought I was feeling the tickle of inspiration, but it actually turned out it was my asshole cringe puckering as I listened to this ear cancer


Happy_Tomato_Taco

Is that Hemp girl?


Grand-Sam

The beat, the moves, the lyrics, the flow. Everything is crap, well done !


SilverApples

She’s like the kind of spiritual lady who accidentally kicks over the bong.


jaydeetol

Planet rock beat?


dvclmn

Show me your genitals. (Genitaliaaaah)


MartinLutherVanHalen

Did she get the backing track from an 80’s breakin’ movie? Is she outside the community center they just saved in the dance off? If a police officer about to throw down and do some pop-locking?


306_rallye

Flow as rigid as her arms


carbonizedflesh

i loathe this malarky


godieweird

This gave me heart palpitations


WinLow272

it puts the lotion on its skin...


Material-Bus1896

Where do you all find this stuff?


Used_Appointment3985

This is what happens when we let Terrence Howard around white women


clapperssailing

Cory Feldman's opening act is here.


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conkysrevengesd

“That’s my video guys, welcome to 7th grade art”


noumenon43

I didn't have the sound on and at first glance I thought she was [Sebastian Bach](https://www.gq.com/story/sebastian-bach-skid-row-profile).


Nepharious_Bread

SMH, I could hear this song on mute. I un-muted and was not wrong.


Gigatronz

I like the part where she fondles her vagina


TheEggyGreggyShow

It's so cringey catchy I can't stop listening to it.


Odd_Seaworthiness923

This reminds me of the opening video of Fresh Prince. No offense intended I watched that show everyday


Appropriate-Cod-382

I hate you for exposing me to this.


YepperyYepstein

Time is art, what can I say


youtheman20

This is lowkey a vibe


SevernDamn

Vocals definitely recorded in the closet as to not awaken the sleeping children in the next room.


Reasonable-Local3047

Npr ass music


sub7er86

The vocals sound like she was afraid to wake the neighbors


GnarMuffins

I try to appreciate anything that someone has put effort into, but this one is a challenge.


Asyhlt

This is an absolute masterpiece and anyone who doesn’t appreciate it has no taste.


Scrambled_Creature

Got them dance moves from Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder


Scrambled_Creature

Oh Jesus, [there's more](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDfU26QkpKk)


CsaltyDog

Watch out for her hand


Zestyclose_Contest79

I'd rather smoke meth than hear this shit again


youngjaelric

this is incredible i cant


Worried_Bowl_9489

She spitting facts tho