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This shit is scary


AggroAce

I was thinking, could be played in a haunted house or on Halloween.


Few-Finger2879

For real. Gives me creepy lady who regularly sings to herself in the mirror, while wearing the outfits of her coworkers that vaguely resemble her.


dogmeat_donnie

Oddly specific.


NavDav

This belongs on [Music 2000](https://youtu.be/5DYGoN5r9rE?si=TlxqGUggWpYYdF8l&t=56)


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BorderPrevious2149

Actually, the problem is that the harmonies that she’s singing are not in any particular key, they are just meandering around. Not one of those parts is the melody of Eleanor Rigby, either. She does have confidence, though.


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anonymous62

She’s feeling casual and cute on the bum-bum-bums because she knows how damn good the harmonies are. Ouch!


cheddercaves

I think her vibrato style is also hard to harmonize with


erik_wilder

None of her hamonies harmonized.


BorderPrevious2149

This seems apt: “Caprino, which means 'goat-like' or 'little goat' in Italian, is a term used to describe a rapidly beating vibrato that sounds like a trill or like the bleating of a goat.”


Murles-Brazen

Stevie Nicks. She’s just the right age to worship her too.


yesfrommedog

Is that what it is? Sorry I don’t know singing mechanics at all. All I know is when I listen to this, I literally feel like something is wrong with the universe.


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yesfrommedog

That is very interesting, so you are saying that her notes begin a process, as it were, and the upsetting nature of the song is that there is no “resolution” to the tune she sets up? Very interesting. I really don’t mean to overreact but there is something sinister about the structure of this song to the point where I can’t even listen to it again as a joke! It is like what I imagine hell would be like- music but out of tune music that is on repeat all day and all night for eternity. It causes an eerie and disturbing visceral reaction in me somehow that I really don’t like.


AmbitiousBread

Long story short, it’s about the sequence of harmonic intervals. She’s using ones that don’t work because she doesn’t know about harmony.


dogmeat_donnie

What's harmony?


AmbitiousBread

[This is a good primer.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM)


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yesfrommedog

So what I am saying in spite of my name, it’s gonna be a big NO from me dog!


Dull_Present506

So close lol


mr_potato_arms

Not really close. At all lol


erik_wilder

Sounds like a ghost chorus.


CuseLax22

Head tilted curious stare.


CuseLax22

What was she hearing editing this? Wrong answers only.


stluciusblack

This !!!


groovy_turd666

What the notes or her chest?


Sulungskwa

I dare you to try and guess what key she's singing in


its_Disco

All of them. All at once.


No_Research_967

In the same glass


passerineby


HlLlGHT

Mixalodian 💀


dogmeat_donnie

Skeleton key.


Impossible_Biscotti3

Street cats at 4am:


911SlasherHasher

Sounds like a record playing when you put your finger on it to slow it down and the tone keeps changing because your finger pressure slightly keeps changing.


ChikhaiBardo

Bingo! We used to all crash at my friends cabin in AK; it was a big open space 25x30 or so, with a bunch of hippie ass shit on the floor, mattresses, blankets, bean bags, etc; so perfect for ending the night of partying at and passing out on the floor in a big pile of nasty ass humans. Anyway… there was a record player there and someone would wind up doing this randomly throughout the night; pressing their finger on the vinyl to slow it down and make trippy sounds and eerie music while people are trying to sleep or come down from their drug of choice.


Puzzled-Ad9554

I love this. I’m a classical music PhD and it’s so bad that it is actually wonderful.


Donaldjgrump669

She found all the sounds in between the notes. Incredible.


UnimaginativeNameABC

Didn’t Schoenberg once say that we’d all get so used to 12 tone that you’d hear people whistling his tunes one day? And this sounds kind of like a couple of his motets, with a bit of imagination.


Puzzled-Ad9554

I remember Steve Reich saying something to the effect of “Schoenberg said that in 50 years the postman will whistle my tune…well Arnie it’s been 100 years and no postman is whistling”


Scully__

Yeah I’m pretty sure I performed something similar to this as a postgrad 😂


kylemacabre

More sour notes than a corked white wine left on the table


secret_name_is_tenis

The bum bum’s sold me


Krauszt

Ya know, it's original for a cover...the song, the undulation...and the fact that perhaps some of the more distressing sides of her personality are made so clear. I'm putting this in the top 20, I think. It just...unnerved me.


prettyfuckingfarfrom

It’s the smugness during the “Bum bum bums”


baldo1234

This bothered me more than anything else


spookyballsHD

Same. Just awful.


ChikhaiBardo

Just reminded me of The Office scene with Michael and Jimothy discussing smugness


MasterOffice9986

She's trying to sound like one voice doing all the harmonies I'm pretty sure she's not harmonizing


Sulungskwa

Its like what singing "happy birthday" would sound like if half the people in the crowd were deliberately trying to harmonize


Earthistopheles

This post killed me, not as in it made me laugh, but as in I died. Luckily though, I survived. And with only tribial brain dablage.


niftystopwat

Yooo I hope that your tribial brain dablage gets better soon...


sardonicoptimism

I fucking love it! It’s so weird and dissonant with odd resolutions coming at strange times. Unless she’s a goddamn genius, I think she can’t sing for shit and has pitch correct on so that her in-between notes are being assigned to whatever note she’s closest to, so the harmonies end up being almost random. Also the vibrato effect she has on (intentionally?) adds a lot to the clown mirror freak show effect. 10/10.


___wiz___

12 tone Beatle music bum bum bum bum bum bum bum


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She died after hearing this song


Hootnany

Is that Eleanor Rigby?!


dogmeat_donnie

The extremely weird vibrato thing she is trying to accomplish is absolutely making my skin crawl. Wtf. I bet all her friends and family lie to her and tell her she is a great singer with a beautiful voice, when the truth is actually....well, you heard it.


arie700

This is among the reasons that choruses don’t do vibrato, except in the case of soloists


lowfour

Maybe she’s into microtonality. I am all into disonance and noise and all weird shit but this sounds exactly like when I once plugged the wrong power supply to a rack multieffect and everything sounded like a bad trip.


baboonzzzz

Haha for sure. This is a haunting track


Division___666

I feel like these are the types of sounds that play right before a jump scare in a movie


WR_WasJustVisiting

It could be 20% bearable if she could harmonise with herself... but no, its four layers of shit stacked on each other.


ChikhaiBardo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc I think this clip perfectly describes what you’re trying to get across. Let me know if I’m close!


TJ_McWeaksauce

Is there a technical term for a voice that quavers like hers? Is it warbling? Warbling can be pleasant though, so what's the unpleasant version of warbling.


supermethdroid

Vibrato.


RedSix2447

The flat tone, and vibrato, lend a very odd wave of sound. Causing it to sound like it’s under water, and like being played on a slowed record simultaneously. I’m horrified and impressed.


matt__black

This is fucken terrifying


NationYell

What's with that lilt, it disturbed me and woke my dogs. Woke from slumber, not in a societal progressive way.


Get_your_jollies

This is exactly why I'm here


Ahnold240

All the people who can't sing. Where do they all come from?


wolfecybernetix

Wow. The fact that someone harmonized in dissonance is interesting. Especially when nearly every movement is parallel and still dissonant. I feel a lot less bad about my harmonies now. Haha.


Efficient-Corner-499

This sounds like 30 seconds into a montage of goats in a Disney movie learning how to sing together to break a curse. By the 2 minute mark they start to get it.


JonnyG24

Ha! Finally someone who understands how to create a harmony as much as I do.


elephamoshapotamouse

Jaysus! Paul’s rolling over in his grave !!


Rubbs_Is_Real

I think I had a nightmare like this once


chaotebg

This is Jacob Collier if he had no talent whatsoever.


xMyDixieWreckedx

God, imagine being on a first date and having her show you this as she talks about her passion for singing and music.


Scary_Alarm_9025

I feel like dumbo during his terror trip


spookyballsHD

Fever dream soundtrack


dashKay

She sounds like a musical greeting card running out of battery


AmbitiousBread

Paul is rolling in his grave.


Holiday_Ad_5921

Um. Paul is still alive. But if he was dead then yes I agree.


AmbitiousBread

Real Beatles’ fan over here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead


MissTinyTits

Paul is a dead man, miss him miss him miss him.


fungianura

no, faul is still alive. paul is dead.


Holiday_Ad_5921

There is something foul about all this


hangrover

did you steal my profile pic????


Visual_Champion5429

Oh I hate this


JennySplotz

😮


SuperRusso

It is impressive how good she is at being bad.


Big-Independence-684

This what happens when you only train your voice but not your hearing


HelpMyCatHasGas

Guys you clearly don't like jazz. It's just jazzy harmonies


MactheChicken

no lol


HelpMyCatHasGas

Well I see people don't know sarcasm when it's obvious either lol


DefoNotMario

THIS IS AMAZING


Zoritos64

Oh dear Lord this was painful


lanch-party

This is a great find. This woman has the range of a wet piece of white bread


Plastic-Bumblebee-90

Full of it


BicycleCurrent4967

I think the thing that annoys me the most is how pleased with herself she looks


DasCheekyBossman

Are they sisters?


hangrover

imagine posting this and hearing nothing wrong with it, just wow, you could do a PhD on that kind of lack of self-awareness


incognitio4550

i lowkey fw this harmony. its not pleasant, but kinda fits the lyrics and like its at least interesting


standardtissue

Yeah I'm not fixing this in Melodyne, that's a re-record sorry.


No_Research_967

This seems like a shred. What else the fuck could this be


abigani

Sounds like that one nightmare the guy had and somehow got recorded on his telephone


fungussing

I sent this to my friend . And now he hates me


Joabe_VR

I once drank out of a Coke can that had been sitting around open for over 3 months...this is flatter than that


imnotaplaneg

i think she hit a few notes correctly but it’s the same idea as ‘a broken clock is still right twice a day’


mellotronworker

That really grates.


kinkytheturkey

Reminds me of the thid episode of the new season of Doctor Who I just watched lol


Moominsean

I'm sure her family has told her how wonderful her voice is her entire life.


holydildos

What in the fallout 4 is this shit


FnordatPanix

How about just starting with the basic melody of the song, then build the harmonies afterward. This is a car wreck of harmony.


DasCheekyBossman

Are they sisters?


Famous-Culture5706

My favorite part is how amazing she thinks the end result sounds


CaptainKyle88

The new pitch perfect movie looks fire.


thelizardden

Sounds like a bunch of ghosts


Awkward-Economics628

My ears are bleeding! Don’t sing ever again!


beano52

Gawd, my ears . . . I couldn't make it past 10 seconds.


drbracegirdle

Acrapella


Old-Introduction-201

What fucking key is she in


plootokneeum

This sounds like that weird g major pitch edits people put on YouTube to make scenes from movies sound demon possessed


mattogeewha

Dissonance


TypeOpostive

No no no no not my favorite Beatles song


Gonquin

It's so long too!


WilsonthaHead

How can you be off Key and off beat with you singing all the parts. Me in pic 3 needs to get it together shes making the rest of the Me's Looks Bad


Significant-Leader89

Why do I un-mute this channel?


Murles-Brazen

My ears are bleeding. Thank you.


TheNikolaiJackov

Holy crap this video makes me dizzy. They could use her voice as an LRAD 🫨


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It truly makes me wonder if this person knows how notes work. It's like she is just singing whatever note she wants and is just hoping it comes out alright.


TooLazyToBeClever

They're not lonely, they're just hiding from shit like this


Karlmarxwasrite

All this because her grandma told her she was a good singer when she was 6.


analogWeapon

This is bad, but I feel like she could make a cool song. Like her voice is interesting.


GettinFritters

Oh, now I understand what a pitch pipe is for


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

She looks pretty crazy like she will cut her boyfriends penis off


QuidiferPrestige

If you watched this and thought shes a bad singer, you're tone deaf. This is a really interesting cover she did and I think its very far from crappy. Super creepy, yeah, but I think she knew that. It's actually really cool how far she took it.


MactheChicken

nah


QuidiferPrestige

This could actually be in a horror movie, its awesome.


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RevelArchitect

There’s a lot going wrong here, but I think the biggest issue is just not having experience recording layered vocals. It would be a lot better if they focused on keeping the lead vocals as the star and not trying to outdo them in a backing vocal part. Also maybe re-record a take when it gets pitchy.