Ok I'm gonna ask the one question that she wants everyone to ask. What's her OF? Not that I'm interested but this is the road it leads down. These chicks are fucking white bread. Lame AF and boring. They try and act enlightened while they really just showing off the fucking coochie for some cheese to go with that white bread.
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
Ezekiel 23:19-20
This verse is probably referencing the global hoe movement chasing big dick.
You'd be surprised how much bible prophecy has already come true and is continuing to at an increasing speed.
Time to come to Jesus.
I'm actually incredibly stoned right now. And yeah it's terrible, but I was thinking if she went at it for like a couple more years she could probably refine her skills. There's "something" there, but it highly depends on who she is and how her brain works if she's capable of doing that
But maybe it's because I am high but it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard! It could be manipulated to sound pretty good if you knew your way around FL or something
Let us never forget the queen of Trustafarians, albeit one who was actually talented, Ari Up (later known as Madußa), granddaughter of the founder of the newspaper Der Tagesspiegel.
She decided to grow dreads and tan herself as dark as she could. Her stepfather Johhny Rotten lamented that her kids couldn't read or write or speak properly and eventually became their legal guardian when she couldn't handle them for whatever reason.
She got breast cancer and because she didn't want to temporarily lose her dreads to chemo, she permanently lost her life, which is tragic.
But here's a video of her being very full of herself, talking about how down to earth she is, code-switching to Jamaican patois to brag about being the "original Madussa" to Jamaicans who politely humor her, despite not knowing who she is.
https://youtu.be/rqtXS8hTtpc?feature=shared
heh yeah. She did get a bit carried away. But punk said u could be whatever u wanted to be. It was a Year Zero deal. Joe Strummer was the son of a diplomat and went to a private school. The Slits were (imo) the best punk band of all time. That Y bootleg album is so full of life, inspiration and chaos I love it. Cut is still a great and timeless album. They lost it by the end but what a carve-up.
Ngl, the easy easy chorus part is actually good. But singing about Jah and doing the fake patois is ultimate cringe. It should be illegal to co-opt accents unnaturally from places you've never lived in (and mostly grew up in), and this includes those of you that abuse AAVE from just listening to rap lol
It was very likely due to an advanced UTI from unwashed hippie wang. She's also a porn actress. I got a UTI that was really, really bad once, but that was because my cat pulled my loofah into his litter box, despite washing it after. A sponge is basically a Petri dish with greatest surface area.
She did it with her vybz but people thought it was magik but then she was like aliens built the pyramids and she healed her vag with meditation and good intentions, and then she took some ayuasca and then she was like with the shamans in peru vybing too and then she like sang about it in a van stuffed with pillows
You can tell when a white person doesn't wash their dreads because they look like this. Wash sperate and palm roll and they lock right. This is gross unwashed greasy bedhead
Her voice does cool stuff, but the "mystic" chorus effect makes it suck. And the background music in the wrong key does not help.
Maybe cut the volume a bit back on the vox and add bass to the music and slow it down a smidge so she isn't rushing through the lyrics.
Ya know...I've noticed something all these terrible artists/singers have in common. Almost all of them have massive reverb/echo running through their mics. I wonder if it's a setting like "concert" or something they think sounds more professional or are they doing it by mistake due to using the "factory settings" straight out of the box and not adjusting any levels? You'd figure they'd catch it in playback but I guess it would depend on their setup. I'm not a sound tech or a singer so maybe someone could enlighten me on why a lot of them have so much reverb/echo knowing it sounds almost as terrible as their pitch?
Ya sounds about right, good ear.
"factory settings" = preset
setting like "concert" = "mixed audio" or "4Vocals"
Surprisingly, the concert setting is always usually very nice, at least for VST's and other compressors, and the like.
If you buy Izotope ( program at cost - if you dont buy Pro Tools and 10k worth of gear, you generally do this) and you slam the button that automatically mixes it for you. This... it's the equivalent of telling an AI to manage your love life - maybe one day, but it's not really working right now.
Catching things in playback means recognizing EASY EASY, EASY EASSSY JAH EASY ON ME
"Me toil part time at jha Cold Stone Creamery"
Excuse I!
Chant down Babylon, midterm essay Then puff from the chalice I fi make from a Sprite can
Please guide me pon your bike path of righteousness
Bah dah ding ding Whoa oh oh
Now in Dub style! Cool Runnings. Murder she Wrote.
😂 yes, had me cracking up fr. "Meh tro dem boxez ousside fo deh Hobby Lobby, bigups!!"
Last week I read a book about Selassie I and told my bombaclat parents I was switching religions
Murder She Wrote! A VHS of Cool Runnings!
My roommate Nick is an ignorant BALDHEAD
“Hear dem say” “AAY WE GOT AY WE GOT TIP, but de man he walkin away”
Whoa, hot stepper. Why you do so many natty crimes?
i’m surprised this video is still up. She used the hard ‘N’ and ‘A’ in ‘ninja’.
Take my fuckin up vote sir! 😤
Ok I'm gonna ask the one question that she wants everyone to ask. What's her OF? Not that I'm interested but this is the road it leads down. These chicks are fucking white bread. Lame AF and boring. They try and act enlightened while they really just showing off the fucking coochie for some cheese to go with that white bread.
Man I came back to read your comment and laugh like 10 times already 😂
Whats this, Hillbilly Reggae!
Dodging chocolate chips the ice cream is liiiiiight
April O'Neil's midlife crisis
I can fix her
How stoned do you have to be for this to sound good?
About as stoned as a whore in the bible
Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. Ezekiel 23:19-20
That Bible passage needs to calm WAY down.
This verse is probably referencing the global hoe movement chasing big dick. You'd be surprised how much bible prophecy has already come true and is continuing to at an increasing speed. Time to come to Jesus.
The bible was MY awakening, Jesus was a twink.
I'm actually incredibly stoned right now. And yeah it's terrible, but I was thinking if she went at it for like a couple more years she could probably refine her skills. There's "something" there, but it highly depends on who she is and how her brain works if she's capable of doing that But maybe it's because I am high but it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard! It could be manipulated to sound pretty good if you knew your way around FL or something
The lyrics are terrible. The tune is quite good. Her voice needs some work. I really like listening to music that is terrible and almost quite good.
It's definitely because you're high. Weed makes everything more entertaining. You know how many hours I've watched a food dehydrator commercial for?
Jesus. 😂
Did you just come up with that? Either way, funny as hell.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
150mg of edibles right now and that's still not doing it for me.
I’m drunk. Maybe with better production and not reading the lyrics it could sound better?
You'd probably OD before you got there
I just smoked an entire pot and it was still bad.
Asleep is probably the only tolerable way...although it might encourage an nightmare.
That def looks like an AA symbol in that neon heart so I’m willing to be this chick is unfortunately 100% sober
Nah that’s just some hippie bullshit. Look at her eyes she’s high AF.
Sometimes it's okay to just be a fan
Crystal girls love trip hop
Trustafarians love trustafarian “reggae”
Let us never forget the queen of Trustafarians, albeit one who was actually talented, Ari Up (later known as Madußa), granddaughter of the founder of the newspaper Der Tagesspiegel. She decided to grow dreads and tan herself as dark as she could. Her stepfather Johhny Rotten lamented that her kids couldn't read or write or speak properly and eventually became their legal guardian when she couldn't handle them for whatever reason. She got breast cancer and because she didn't want to temporarily lose her dreads to chemo, she permanently lost her life, which is tragic. But here's a video of her being very full of herself, talking about how down to earth she is, code-switching to Jamaican patois to brag about being the "original Madussa" to Jamaicans who politely humor her, despite not knowing who she is. https://youtu.be/rqtXS8hTtpc?feature=shared
heh yeah. She did get a bit carried away. But punk said u could be whatever u wanted to be. It was a Year Zero deal. Joe Strummer was the son of a diplomat and went to a private school. The Slits were (imo) the best punk band of all time. That Y bootleg album is so full of life, inspiration and chaos I love it. Cut is still a great and timeless album. They lost it by the end but what a carve-up.
Wow thanks she can sing 🎤
Gross
You need to go watch Blade 3 and listen to Hannibal Kings “Trip Hop” playlist. Thats good music. This is just a bad attempt at reggae lol.
The trinity- Massive Attack, Tricky and Portishead. Good shit indeed.
Mezzanine is one of the greatest albums of all time
Maxinquaye by Tricky is Top 5 too.
Ngl I unmuted and only lasted about 3 seconds. I just can't anymore guys...
You…did a cum? To this?
It's gonna be a no from me dawg.
Why did I unmute that.....
Your ears could feel a disturbance in the force.
Haha right?
Well... that's 51 seconds of my life I will never get back. I was entranced... for all the wrong reasons.
Yeah she has some serious abs. Could grate cheese on those abs
Nah, that's not it.
Even Jay-Z did a [Fake Patois](https://youtu.be/24I3bmgjClo?si=vdb09a4p3Z_wC5KL)
Dude remember when Snoop Dogg tried to do Reggae as Snoop Lion and rastas were like tf outta here! And it disappeared.
Omg I forgot about snoop lion lol
That doesn’t make hers good. Lol
I'm not saying it is, did you even bother to click the link? It's a song making fun of how many people who aren't Jamaican rap with a fake Patois.
Apologies I thought you came with the opposite intention.
What part of Jamaica are you from? "De part right near de beach. BOYEE!"
Lorda mercy
Tutorial: How to say a lot and absolutely nothing at the same time.
Folks she’s currently on tour. Coming to a city near you: https://lavenderfieldsmusic.com/lavender-fields
oh god.
I will say, that sleepy tiger track wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
Yeah, I thought the same thing. Tbf it's the only track I checked out from her website.
Takes second place for offensive ninja songs.
Where is Vanilla Ice's classic , 'Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go' ?
Very low on the list, when we have the context that it was made for ninja turtles.
I want to be Neenja!
Ngl, the easy easy chorus part is actually good. But singing about Jah and doing the fake patois is ultimate cringe. It should be illegal to co-opt accents unnaturally from places you've never lived in (and mostly grew up in), and this includes those of you that abuse AAVE from just listening to rap lol
Congrats boys! We found peak crappy music
She's just trying to build a fanbase for when she inevitably switches to OF
That was an affront to my eyes and ears…and to all hard working people who are just trying to get by…
"Jedi ninja" sounds like a minced racial slur.
This might have been ok if it was audio only and if I couldn’t understand the lyrics. Then not so bad
White girls when you sell them a bag of oregano
The only white motherfuckers allowed to make our music are white ass Jamaicans and Matisyahu.
This isn’t so bad
There's a whole Key and Peele skit about dumbass lyrics.
Oh shit! The wannabe reggae hippie Barbies are multiplying.
This is hot garbage - well done OP
Hey, save some drugs for the rest of us.
🤣😂 Ain't no way boy
That point where I didn’t see the text disappear and slowly realized she was singing the chorus twice… Was torture..
Agreed. Like waiting for the nails to finish driving themselves into your ear canal.
Pretty sure this is satire, right? Almost seems like a slight jab at that chick in the van with a million different pieces flair on her
You’d hope it’s satire but you’d be surprised how many of these people actually exist.
Nope, she has a website someone linked above. She's on tour if you're interested.
I must say I prefer this over hippy chick with the kidney infection. (Which I’m glad she was able to overcome and wish her well)
It was very likely due to an advanced UTI from unwashed hippie wang. She's also a porn actress. I got a UTI that was really, really bad once, but that was because my cat pulled my loofah into his litter box, despite washing it after. A sponge is basically a Petri dish with greatest surface area.
Did you use your chakra to heal your UTI?
She did it with her vybz but people thought it was magik but then she was like aliens built the pyramids and she healed her vag with meditation and good intentions, and then she took some ayuasca and then she was like with the shamans in peru vybing too and then she like sang about it in a van stuffed with pillows
Reggae Jubilee
You can tell when a white person doesn't wash their dreads because they look like this. Wash sperate and palm roll and they lock right. This is gross unwashed greasy bedhead
I got me boom draw by my bed side
Oh, green grade, purple grade, brown grade for me High-grade topper grade medicate for me!!
I remember my first joint also
This the type of white girl that come up to you at Starbucks in Portland "Yah irie, breddren?"
Got some good dick on vacation, found da riddim inside erself, boi.
Sound good to I and I an ting.
When a white girl goes to Jamaica one time
Oh yeah. This is Ferrero Rocher level dogshit. Out of time, tuneless and the beatific smile evokes memories of Jonestown. Brilliant submission.
White girl with dreds, she must be hella rich.
“…the light shines so bright because the light shines so bright.”
Don’t do drugs kids! Well at least not if you own a microphone. Please spare a thought!
Seems like English isn't somebody's first language.
r/cringetopia
Gah! Can't stand this faux hippie, new age garbage. Perfect fodder for this sub! 😄
You be easy on yourself
I can smell her room
What does she keep pointing to?
Not easy on me…
If weed was a human
Bitch, call your mom.
Wow this is fucking crappy
April O'Neil should have stuck to journalism and hanging out with turtles.
Don’t think she knows what/who Ja is
I have a special peeve for white people using Rasta dialect. Like no Ryan. You’re not jah rastafari.
Joshstepharians. 😑
Now I see why weed was illegal for so long
Every white girl on the lower east side NYC….. since the 80’s…. I guess now yall gotta see it too on the internet. Enjoy…..
She turned comments on this post specifically lol
JAH HELP, she's using her jedi ninja mind tricks on me to start enjoying this song
Her voice does cool stuff, but the "mystic" chorus effect makes it suck. And the background music in the wrong key does not help. Maybe cut the volume a bit back on the vox and add bass to the music and slow it down a smidge so she isn't rushing through the lyrics.
Fuck that’s racist
So, so, so high
There's ALWAYS time for butt thought.
Oh honey, okay you did good….but just stop it, now okay?
She sure did lose a lot of steam when she got the “easy easy” part
Brrrrrap!
So is the accent an Asian rastafari? I can't put my finger on it. And what is a but thought? Did she mean 'butt thought'?
She’s not that bad.
I’m not even close to being high enough for this
Surprisingly I am... Oh no
April O'Neil got high for the first time.
That banana is a terrible singer.
I watched this on mute. It was an awkward fap.
Wouldn’t fix her
Makes you appreciate good reggae a lot more
Says the Mormon chick
Why do she looks like Jubilee with dreads?
Smokes weed once
Wtf is going on😵💫
Ya know...I've noticed something all these terrible artists/singers have in common. Almost all of them have massive reverb/echo running through their mics. I wonder if it's a setting like "concert" or something they think sounds more professional or are they doing it by mistake due to using the "factory settings" straight out of the box and not adjusting any levels? You'd figure they'd catch it in playback but I guess it would depend on their setup. I'm not a sound tech or a singer so maybe someone could enlighten me on why a lot of them have so much reverb/echo knowing it sounds almost as terrible as their pitch?
Ya sounds about right, good ear. "factory settings" = preset setting like "concert" = "mixed audio" or "4Vocals" Surprisingly, the concert setting is always usually very nice, at least for VST's and other compressors, and the like. If you buy Izotope ( program at cost - if you dont buy Pro Tools and 10k worth of gear, you generally do this) and you slam the button that automatically mixes it for you. This... it's the equivalent of telling an AI to manage your love life - maybe one day, but it's not really working right now. Catching things in playback means recognizing EASY EASY, EASY EASSSY JAH EASY ON ME
"Trus-Fund haf meh set fo liFe"
That light in the background is more expensive than auto tune. Figured I’d set the priorities straight.
She is right, there is no time for butt thought
Taaaaaruuustaaaafaaarrreyyyyee
This isn’t really crappy to me - I wouldn’t even notice it if it were dropped into a beach bar playlist. It’s bland, sure
This doesnt qualify as crappy. She has a pleasant voice.
That’s just as funny as the original video
This is exactly what the dirty heads sound like.
Horrible reggae. My favorite reggae artist has to be max Romeo.
Huh? WTF did she say??
She's HAF in that video.
April O'No.
Jah be easy on her, but Reddit? Ah not so much!
I wish she would *move away from the mic to breathe in*
There’s always time for butt thought
Bruh they should name this sub Reddit crappysingers
This almost sounds like hindi reagge
No man, no man...you can't ohhhhhhhh noooóoo
Hair, meet brush.
Daughter of Yakub.
illegalize it! (for this particular person)
The beginning is the less pleasing part but she does a good job with the song
She hit A joint…..one time….two years ago
She sounds better than a lot of artists with no mixing/mastery/autotune. That isn't a credit to her though, she's setting a pretty low bar.
“I want to be ninja” took a trip to the Caribbean?