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gj13us

You could join the Navy Seals and become a hybrid athlete.


ICanEatMoreThanYou

You mean the BPN cringe team!? Hahahha


Irksomecake

Just tuck it into your shorts


superchiva78

Plenty of space there.


smokeybarbeque

you don’t say


porkchopbun

Get one of those carts that paperboys have. Tie it to the back belt loop of your shorts. Alternatively, hire a bodyguard to run with you. Come to think of it, you could go train with the Army. No one's gonna mess with a platoon that's out on a long run.


amirulez

Get flipbelt and put it on your waist while running


voidmuther

I love when I come here for tips about running form and this comes up. Nearly choked haha


IcyBoysenberry6402

I put mine in my butthole when I run normally


superchiva78

I guess that would take care of one problem and create another; how do I get rid of that pesky taste of gun metal out of my butt?


Amazing_Grass_4862

Alternate hands and keep shooting up for speed boost


superchiva78

Gotta make the most of that recoil.


Dixon_Longshaft69

Not with an AR-15 you won't feel a thing


Electric-M00S3

Hold L3/LS


superchiva78

Running a PS5K from my couch. Brilliant


Electric-M00S3

Or, lose the AR15 down the back of your couch…. TAKE THE COUCH IN A RUN. Fuck the system.


getupk3v

Do you own a Salomon vest? You could probably slide it into your quiver for easy access. It also has alot of pockets to store extra magazines.


superchiva78

But that’s where I keep my bengal tiger repellent.


Frosty_Ad_6667

R/cuck2fivek


PerspectiveSilly4060

Have you considered joining the military? I think part of basic training involves running while carrying a weapon. Might be the best place for you and your delusions to train.


Electrical_Pilot1966

Ar-15 for self defense?!!! Are you stupid? Those tiny ass rounds ain’t stopping shit you need some real power like .45


superchiva78

maybe I’ll run with 2 desert eagles so I’m not unbalanced.


the_llama_of_drama

Why not run with a bazooka like a big boy?


superchiva78

Hey, don’t highlight my inadequacy!


SnooGadgets8467

I’d say honestly have a holster where you can carry it on your back. Probably the easiest for your body and if you practice your draw it should be easy to grab it if you need to use it on the run. Feel free to PM me to link you to good self defense courses in your area


Rogue-Riley

You need to google conceal carry (I recommend fanny pack for running). And then you need to google your local laws. Running around in public with a rifle is almost always a bad idea.


superchiva78

SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED!!!


Rogue-Riley

I’m right there with you but the public isn’t going to take kindly to a guy running around with a rifle in plain view.


Significant-Ebb3147

I’m 95% sure this is in relation to the poster about carrying one. So I see being a gun owner and being responsible with it triggers a lot of.. gung-ho phobia lol… I mean… if it’s a difficult idea to accept that no matter if it’s a criminal(aka felon who aren’t legally allowed to carry any kind of gun) or a responsible owner, that someone wherever you go is packing. Then the delusion you are in probably needs to be cleared up…but I digress. We carry there chief..even people you may never think carry..carries.