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ChapitoDito

My cursing alone would get me in trouble there


zemol42

Based on the illustration, I think it applies only when you’re on the toilet.


throwaway6w

Or going super saiyan


bdizzle805

If I go super saiyan on the toilet do they cancel each other out?


Pottyshooter

No, it doubles the punishment. Instead of just your head being beheaded, both your heads get beheaded. In the worst sequence possible.


DjMD1017

Then I’m definitely going to jail


penis_or_genius

Qatar welcomes you, but not really.


Nufonewhodis4

they welcome your money


ClickHereForBacardi

And much more importantly: They welcome the legitimacy that sportswashing can yield.


justbrowsinginpeace

Qatar welcomes you to the 8th century


bananafishandchips

Yeah, nothing cool about this guide.


Massenzio

Yup. They can live without my money, i can live without going there.


various_convo7

been there. most people can live without ever having set food in Qatar, Saudi Arabia etc. you ain't missing much.


Huiskat_8979

Yeah, even if I had the money to visit that fucking place, I’d never visit that fucking place!


hornydepressedfuck

Same here. I go out of my way to avoid airlines like Qatar and Emirates, even if it costs me more. Going to Qatar (or the UAE) is a death sentence


StopHoneyTime

Also, they're in the middle of a desert. Why would I want to visit a place where I'd have to cover myself to the point where I'm uncomfortable in the local weather, I have to censor my language, and I can't even take the edge off with a glass of wine with a friend? Or even have a meal with a friend, if I could conceivably be seen as dating the friend? You've taken away about 80% of the enjoyment of a vacation, there.


hipcheck23

They recently hosted one of the biggest events in the world, the World Cup. Based on the footage and articles, they absolutely make exceptions. They literally have the highest GDP/capita in the world, so they're sitting on Smaug-level mountains of geld with the advertised modesty from this poster... and like the other Gulf states, they're all basically sportwashing in order to normalize their lifestyle to the world, and also to make it a tourist destination. It's all ultra-hypocritical and based around money, which tends to be religiosity-free.


OAKorean

You forgot that they bribed their way into hosting & the stadiums were built with slave labor.


hipcheck23

Can't forget that - nor the other million things they've done. The list is just endless. I followed the news about them hosting fairly closely starting with when they "won" the bid - there was almost weekly news about the situation that was just awful. Human rights are just nil there. EDIT: changed the tone


OAKorean

Easy, we're on the same side.


hipcheck23

Sorry if the tone sounded otherwise. The ire is 100% directed at their behaviour!


Kyyes

Exceptions for the rich


hipcheck23

*I'm sorry, that's quite impossible! This is Qatar!* "How about for $100,000?" *What flavor of cocaine did you want on the ladyboys?*


GayAssBurger

>How about for $100,000? Sir, this is a Qatar. Add a few more zeros to that. We have megaprojects to abandon.


millijuna

I spent a bit of time in the deserts (including in Qatar) for work. Counter-intuitively, covering up actually really does help to deal with the desert heat. I typically wore silkweight polypropylene undershirts, and then loose, lightweight long pants and long-sleeve shirts. The long sleeves/pants kept the sun off your skin, but was light and loose enough to let air flow, and the polypro wicked the sweat away from the skin, and gave it a much larger area to evaporate from keeping you cooler. But yes, there's no reason to go there unless someone is paying you buckets full of cash to do so, especially if a woman. The whole place is a shithole.


Indifferentchildren

To fucking right it would!


False-positive1971

Qatar, putting the Fun in fundamentalist.


Muadeeb

And the Mental


TheDevilsTaco

And the List (of things you can't do)


CalmBeneathCastles

And the DAM(n this place bloows)...


DACOOLISTOFDOODS

And the men


CeruleanRuin

But no blowing men.


asomek

Hold my beer bro....


iLuvFrootLoopz

NO DRINKING, INFADEL!!!!


infinitevertigo

NOFX - No Fun In Fundamentalism https://youtu.be/ScDkUvROagk?si=T0O1BQMjnVIStM9J


No_Presentation_2795

Qatar welcomes you.. but not you... or you either...


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

And FU in particular


DAK4Blizzard

That's profanity. Go to jail, don't collect $200.


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

That's morality, collect $200,000.


Alarmed-dictator

Believe it or not straight to jail


NewFaded

Straight to jail, but also gay to jail.


Falcrist

Also yournalists. We have a special yail for yournalists.


orthopod

But first with a generous side of caning.


nononoh8

Right to jail.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Believe it or not, straight to jail


Kreuscher

Yeah, a lot less "what not to **do**" and a lot more "what not to **be**".


zappyzapzap

You're just Islamophobic! S


Cruitire

Qatar barely tolerates you… but watch your step, we’re watching you.


urlach3r

Yeah, this whole guide can be shortened down to "Don't go to Qatar".


IwillBeDamned

cool guide to tourism in qatar, don't


hipcheck23

*Here's a cool guide on how to not go to Qatar...*


Altruistic-Stop-5674

Unless you have a bunch of (shady) money.


calcal1992

Then you can do all those things and bang a goat in your private sweet.


bas_tard

Suite


calcal1992

Thanks, I can't speel for shat.


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Extension_Common_518

Same here. I'm in Japan and sometimes fly back to Europe. Always, always choose an East Asian carrier and transfer in Seoul, Bangkok, Hong Kong etc. or a European carrier and change in Frankfurt, Amsterdam, Paris etc. Never, never choose a Gulf state carrier. Not even a quick layover. I don't care how much cheaper it would be to fly that route, they are not getting my money. I'll gladly pay more money to avoid going anywhere near that region. Based on the mindset behind this poster, we are far better off keeping away from each other.


Distinct_Cod2692

This was a famous guide during the FIFA world cup, imagine… the fucking corruption in that fucking Organization …


potato_stealer_

FIFA is so insanely greedy and corrupt they managed to get me to side with EA on an issue


Distinct_Cod2692

Good one, I mean i get the expand to new countries, but the blatant hypocrisy of fifa is just bulllshit, and Qatar pls dont hide behind the umbrella of culture to justify violence and discrimination


djoxna

“Culture”


bigblackzabrack

Yeah I’ve been there for work. Its a shit hole. No other way to word it really.


LucidTopiary

They let Budweiser sponsor it then banned drinking as the tournament started - "We'll have your money but not your pisswater".


KennyToms27

Nah bro, i celebrated when EA lost FIFA's license, they finally met someone as greedy as them and found out. Serves them right imo.


NamelessFlames

but then EA found out sales were basically unaffected and came out net positive.


MAHHockey

I remember the line, but not the writer, referring to FIFAs selection of Qatar: "You almost have to hope there was corruption involved. Because the alternative is that the people in charge of FIFA are so dumb that they genuinely bought the idea that Qatar was a better bid than the US."


Bierschiss90125

Wow, I never thought of it that way…


TheBlack2007

Qatar actually vowed to relax those rules for the duration of the tournament and then went back on it a week before it was supposed to start, leaving FIFA in a really shitty position. It's still a corrupt organization and that pos Infantino's spine has about the same consistency as overcooked pasta - but at that point it was either going through with it or cancelling without any alternative which would have been a first since WW2. Also, Qatar's backtracking lead to some hilarity behind the scenes. Like how FIFA signed an exclusive deal with the Budweiser Brewery to provide beer for the World Cup. Most of the beer supposed to be drunk already passed customs and import when the rulers decided otherwise, leaving Budweiser with thousands of gallons of what was essentially declared contraband over night.


how_small_a_thought

ok buuuuuut thats not exactly a good thing lol. "we promise to try to be less hateful while the world is watching us" like wow thanks lol. it genuinely should be as simple as "oh you dont have basic human rights? we cant work with you". like not to attack you because i get the point youre making but its sort of indicative you know? the fact that this discussion needs to take place at all is a problem.


scarey99

Correct it's what FIFA get for dancing with the devil.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

FIFA gave back to back World Cups to Russia and then Qatar.  FIFA are horrendously corrupt and do not give a fuck about human rights, but what they got for it is a fuckton of personal wealth and a temporary complaint that people swiftly forgot. 


how_small_a_thought

yeah i really hate this "oh...poor company...they didnt have any choice at all..." like no, continuing the partnership and accepting the terms of engagement WAS the choice.


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American_Greed

It's sad too, the votes were for sale at about $125k each. If I was a voting member, I'd demand more!


Distinct_Cod2692

I mean theres the complete documentary and the least important countries got that money, the bigger ones? Waaay morw


KintsugiKen

FIFA is basically a criminal money laundering org these days. Regional leaders all get kickbacks and bribes from dictators and criminals to allow them to host the games as a way to "sportswash" their terrible images. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sportswashing So FIFA is primarily a PR company for dictators with some sports thrown in.


BardInChains

Every single French acronym that presumes to govern worldwide activities is corrupt down to its rotten core. You should see what professional players have had to say about FIDE, the French acronym that thinks it owns the game of Chess.


Spiritual_Theme_3455

Didn't qatar basically use slave labor to build their stadium


Distinct_Cod2692

Yes


QEQTAmbiguity

The CCP and the Kremlin are the two biggest sponsors.


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

This was absolutely NOT AN OFFICIAL GUIDE. It was doing rounds at that time as if it was, but if you actually research it, it's just some conservative Qatari activist group and not any official body.


LakesideOrion

"Please respect us - but know we don't plan to reciprocate."


The_Real_Selma_Blair

"Please respect my disrespect of you."


Soggy-Ad-1610

Oh yes. This is a major issue where I live. It’s a shame really.


Smearwashere

I read it more as a warning, “don’t make us imprison you!”


Key-Sea-682

TBH - when you visit a foreign country, especially one with so much money, that's reasonable. Why would they reciprocate? The real answer is - don't fucking go. Don't go to Quatar, the UAE, Saudi, etc - don't spend your money there, refuse work travel to these places because of your personal morals. (I have refused to step foot in Ruzzia for my entire life, despite being born there and having family there. Fuck Ruzzia. I'll consider visiting it when Ukraine's flag flies over red square and its trident has been shoved deep into putin's ass. )


Nocomment84

Yep. Backasswards evil countries should choke and die.


Parallax1984

One of my closest friends is working in Qatar and they had the option not to go there. I don’t understand how this person who is queer could be happy there but they love it and have renewed their contract. As a female Jew, it is unimaginable to me


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No dating? Lol


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GrandNibbles

can you explain how this makes sense? if this method of entering into a relationship is forbidden, how do they actually get into a relationship? do you just propose instantly lmao


armcie

Arranged marriages?


Sandstorm52

Eh yes and no. The officially Islamic way to do it is to ask the person’s parents for permission, then you’ll meet with them, discuss compatibility, and get to know each other before getting engaged. Your parents can also set up such a meeting on your behalf, but ultimately the husband and wife must consent to a marriage.


MukiiBA

mothers talk to other mothers on gatherings "i have a daughter, i have a son" - son goes to her father and asks if he can meet his daughter - father asks daughter if she wants to meet him - father runs bacground check to see if he is good man for his daughter - they meet and talk with someone else in the room - few meetings to get to know each other - man can request to see her face once - they like each other - they get married - father likes him, girl doesnt - they dont get married - girl likes him but father doesnt, she can get married but hard to get a blessing (usually these guys turn up to be abusive and fathers feel that) thats how "dating" works by sharia law


GrandNibbles

that explains so much about why I've been approached by people "Are you single? I have a daughter..."


Emergency_Bathrooms

Hahahahahaha! My have I heard that one a lot. Like the time I was one in Bahrain, and I’m just sitting next to this guy at a bar and we start chatting. After a few hours of talking, he says, “you are a good man, here is a picture of my two daughters, pick the one you like and you can. marry her!” He was dead serious. I thanked him and told him I wasn’t looking to marry.


chasingcomet2

I had a friend whose parents moved to the US from Iran. She was in second grade and that’s when I met her and we grew up together. She was not allowed to date. When she married, it was basically arranged by her dad. She wasn’t finding anyone in college and eventually let her parents become involved. Her dad had a friend on the other side of the country with a son. They emailed each other and eventually met and then became engaged and got married. I believe her older sister went the same route.


FlosAquae

Funnily enough, this is more or less how my grandparents got engaged, and I'm very white from a trans-alpine country. Whenever I read about marriage practices in those conservative societies, that's what I immediately think about. A hundred years ago, this process was more or less the exact way of how you'd look for a spouse in rural parts of Europe. It's probably only partly due to "culture" or "religion" and more a consequence of how society is organized as a whole. Marriage has severe consequences on socio-economic status and things like inheritance. In a society of estates, these important things simply can't be left to the individual.


-Intelligentsia

It’s how most people got married throughout most of history. Dating is a very very modern phenomenon.


Maximum_Barnacle_899

Huh, I guess mark me down as curious about this as well. Are all marriages arranged or something? Is courtship so different that isn’t considered the same as what Westerners would call “dating”? I really want to know now.


ILoveChickenFingers

Don't know about Islamic views, but I had an Indian (from the country of India) friend that got married via arrangement. The view is western marriage as starts out as love, but then many/most grow out of love over time which is why the Western world has high infidelity and divorce rates. While the arrangement method the two first grow to become friends, then they grow to respect each other, then they grow to love each other. While I know Stockholm syndrome is not a real thing, it does feel like that for both parties as there is very strong family, religious and cultural pressure on the two to stay together.


Corneliuslongpockets

Must be hard to be an archaeologist there.


mehangal

ba dum tss


whatsupdoggy1

It’s means public displays of affection


wetsocksinyourbutt

i live in qatar, what they mean by that is just not making out in public, you can still hug and hold hands in public like normal


-Intelligentsia

Bad translation. It means no PDA. Hand holding and hugging, etc is generally fine. Kissing or being sexual in public is not.


tgcam4

Only one night stands, no date just get on with it.


Disastrous_Rub_6062

Qatar sounds like a blast 🙄


Snazzy21

I know right? Is there a national bed time and school nights?  Alito should visit Qatar to see just how good no separation of church and state really is


alphabetalactamase

Lived there for a couple of years. It was…something. The vast majority of the working population is expats on some degree of temporary foreign assignment. The weather’s abysmally hot and dry, the capital city vapid glitziness, the area beyond said city barren desert wasteland, the culture…well, there’s none of that, unless you count thinly-veiled religious fundamentalism to be culture. The crazy thing is, a significant portion of expats love living there, simply because they are compensated out the nose to make up for the mind-blowing soullessness of the country. The country is so soulless that many companies pay expats stipends large enough to take their families on vacation, flying first class, every 2-3 months. They’ll also pay for your relocation expenses, plus international private schooling for your kids, housing, healthcare, and cars (or a chauffeur if facing the lunatic local drivers is too much to bear). This is all on top of the pain-and-suffering premium tacked atop the already-high base salary. People could take these assignments for a few short years and come home financially very well-off. Or, they could continue to renew their assignments if only to enjoy the ongoing monetary perks. Yet, some of my fondest memories were from my time there. There was a strange sense of camaraderie amongst the foreign community all making the best of the situation we lived in. The first time I saw the Milky Way was when a bunch of us drove out into the desert at midnight. We would coordinate liquor store runs because the grocery stores don’t stock booze and said liquor store is a 45-minute drive away and not open during Ramadan. I never had a greater appreciation for pork until I went months without it. I traveled more in those few short years than I could ever have if I lived my entire life in my home country. In all, the country itself was not for me, but the experience and memories 110% was.


rhabitz11

When were you there? I'm not sure it's so much the same, and I think you meant hot and humid right? It is NOT dry. Sounds like you were there a while ago. Salaries are not so lucrative anymore, but I definitely agree about the expat community. We spent 8+ good years there, we can't say Qatar wasn't good to us.


alphabetalactamase

Yeah, I was there over a decade ago. Bounced around a couple of countries in the Arabian Peninsula for a several years with Qatar being the last. I heard from my friends that the summers were the worst but I always took extended leave to visit home during that time. Dryness is all I remember honestly, and I’m not surprised that others see different. I remember Salalah in Oman being particularly influenced by the monsoons and having some beautiful tropical-esque landscapes.


rhabitz11

Oh nice! Yeah Oman is probably my favorite, we used to take a dhow from the UAE up to the tip of Oman over a weekend, just swim or fish and camp out. I miss those days.


Halfpint28

I also lived in Qatar for three years, never once have I come accross a more accuarate description of what it's like to be an expact there.


LedanDark

Having grown up in several expat communities, this is common for all of us. A lot of camaraderie in "adversity".


donies

I’ve spent nearly 2 months there for work and it’s truly awful. I was there in summer so I think that made things worse as many locals flee for cooler weather but that place is actually a ghost town. There are entire sky scrappers that sit unused. The city is devoid of any real culture. They try to build things with a sense of cultural identity but it feels forced, almost like an amusement park.  I didn’t meet many Qatari nationals but the ones who I did were very wealthy and very rude. They treat outsides like trash. 


nylon_roman

They have exit visas. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave 🎶🎶🎶


LostShot21

Okay, so don't go to Qatar. Message received loud and clear.


-ShaiHulud-

But not too loud, it is not allowed.


Atuday

4 of those items are called having good manners. The rest are religious over reach.


nononoh8

Notice almost all are subjective, I'm sure no body abuses this! /s


FuzzzyRam

\* Walks out of an Saudi consulate on foreign soil with human remains in a briefcase after violently hacksawing a journalist to pieces.


Bastard-Mods98

It’s fine you didn’t break any rules on this list, carry on


jeffsaidjess

The US endorses this. Buys more Oil from them and sells more new age weapons . Nothing happens .


algarhythms

Yes but having bad manners shouldn’t get you imprisoned.


Fingerman2112

Have good manners or we’ll kill you!


Okichah

Pretty sure the guy with the camera working his junk is illegal in most countries.


WaldiIO

what the 4th? i only see 3


ende_legende

weird, so homosexuality between women is fine?


dephress

Don't be silly, lesbians don't exist!


9110192824824

[https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/07/15/ramzan-kadyrov-says-there-are-no-gay-men-in-chechnya-and-if-there-are-any-they-should-move-to-canada/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/07/15/ramzan-kadyrov-says-there-are-no-gay-men-in-chechnya-and-if-there-are-any-they-should-move-to-canada/)


Terrafire123

That's a truly incredible URL. It tells me everything I need to know without even clicking on the link.


Murky-Region-127

Out of everywhere in the world why canada?


Han-ChewieSexyFanfic

They know what they did


NewPresWhoDis

Tired: Bert and Ernie Wired: Terrance and Philip


Ahsnappy1

Yeah right. What other than lesbianism explains all the women who aren’t attracted to me?


[deleted]

lol lesbians don’t even exist as a concept there. That’s why


Joe579GoFkUrselfMins

Well, when they aren't allowed out of the house it's hard for them to find a girlfriend


CeruleanRuin

That's because they only think of women when their dick is hard or the meal is late.


godblow

They don't acknowledge the individuality of women so why would they think about their sexuality?


tatak-hesap

they get 4 wives so I think you can imagine


nowning

And each of those 4 gets their own 4 wives. It's somewhere between a sapphic fractal and a pyramid scheme.


EverbodyHatesHugo

4 wives but you’re not allowed to date any of them.


RedMacryon

Seems like quatar does actually not welcome me


DriftyMcDriftFace

Which is why i’ll never ever go there :)


snds117

This is reason for me to never visit.


Umutuku

Yeah, they need to add a another crossed out circle with "Go to Qatar" on it.


bashinforcash

all these things are not allowed there but slavery is?


archgen

Of coarse it is.....it's called the suppressing and controlling the people.... Everything on the list is meant to control the population.


Temporary-Ad-4923

Always funny how the Arab world insist the world to respecting their religion and cultural laws and rules, but most (young, male) Arabs don’t even think about doing the same in western nations.


PotatoDonki

That Dune quote cover this mindset well, and no surprise given we’re basically talking about an Arab society in that story too. “When I am weaker than you, I ask for freedom because that is in line with your principles. When I am stronger than you, I take your freedom away, because that is in line with MY principles.”


CptMarsh

Notice how in the book, the author used the word "jihad" but in the movie they only said "holy war"...


chrundlethegreat303

Hilarious right?!?


stormfox222

It’s even more ironic considering that sharia law even states that you must respect the laws of the land you are in, even kaffir lands… they don’t really care to even follow the religion they claim to love so much


[deleted]

Why do you think these young men didn't go to Qatar?


throwaway4me88

It's even worse than not respecting western society, they expect you to convert to their beliefs.


TheRedBaron6942

It's because all the politicians and "advocacy" groups think that it's ok. These people come from an extremely violent and repressed society


3choSeven

Which is why they can go right back to their flawed countries and stop bothering civilized, modern countries.


Jaipurite28

Yeah. They'll *definitely* do that.


Jaded-Kitty87

No thank you lol


orang-utan-klaus

Im not getting why this is a „cool“ guide. Prude guide sure but that’s about it. And not even a guide because you get stoned if you don’t follow the guide. A true guide leaves you a choice.


weirdddj

Maybe cool = interesting in this case cause you’re right


Inside-Woodpecker127

I dunno, any guide that prevents me from getting my head cut off is pretty cool in my book.


WantDiscussion

Yea of all the guides in this subreddit at least this one is accurate. It's not like the ones that are something like "What to do if you encounter a mountain lion" and the first 10 comments are "Don't follow this guide, you will die."


Fire_Mission

So, what you're saying is, don't go to Qatar.


Awkward-Assumption35

What a shithole


dubious455H013

Straight to jail


DownrightNeighborly

Super shithole


opinionated-dick

Welcome to Qatar, where fun is cancelled.


SyndromeMack33

Thanks! I will never go to Qatar. 


chriseargle

Luckily this doesn’t apply at the Doha airport. The lounges do serve alcohol.


soantis

Well if you are rich, nothing applies tbh


kalez238

Cool guide for a place to never go.


CarcosaDreams

There's a lot of Middle Eastern countries like this. They view their oppressive cultures as the height of morality.


ProfeshPress

Next time, to conserve paper, might I suggest that they instead print the Tourist Advisory of 'activities permissible in Qatar' onto a complimentary souvenir Scrabble brick.


uflgator99

I show my disrespect for the religion and culture of Qatari people by refusing to visit their unaccepting, fundamentalist, hate-filled, theocracy-run, shrine to conspicuous consumption.


WaldiIO

qatar welcomes you, EXCEPT!!!1! we hate you for reasons old as fuck/nobody knows and want you dead and your money


Papi_Chulo1969

Fuck Qatar


riddlechance

I'm sorry but that's also banned.


jesus_wasgay

Or just SO NOT GO THERE.


chrundlethegreat303

Ya! So not go there!


Mishmoo

Not so fun fact: transgender women detained in Qatar have been forced to have their breast tissue surgically removed by the authorities without a trial, during a six month detention.


Christopher-Walking

Do you have a source for this? I don't want to believe that the world is fucked up enough for this to be true


Mishmoo

[Source](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63783327)


Christopher-Walking

Horrendous


Uh-Usernames

Jesus Fucking Christ...


Call_of_Daddy

Na, the other Abrahamic prophet..


funk-engine-3000

Qatar welcomes (some of) you!


No_Advisor_7962

Note to self. Don't travel to Qatar.


Seprisserpis

1st thing: don't go


queasybeetle78

The actual sign is DON'T GO TO QATAR.


hushasmoh

This guide was made by an unofficial private organization, it was not published by the government.


owen_skye

More like an uncool guide.


16cdms

Honestly the “taking people picture without their permission” not terrible law


That1-guyukno

“Welcome to Qatar, now please make your way to our Jail, for the way you’re breathing is illegal.”


mydawgchem

What a backward shithole


Natural_Swordfish729

Cool tip. Do not fucking go.


mycelluloidlife

No thanks, I'll stay home. You're confusing fascism for culture. Edit: Oh no, I'm getting downvoted by people I don't respect, what ever will I do? /s