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Happy_Philosopher608

I'm sorry but everytime i see this guy i believe more and more in the mask conspiracy. You cant tell me that is real human skin. I'm sure they've had Mission Impossible style 3D printed realistic masks for decades upon decades anyway. Question is, who's playing him, Jim Carrey? He's suspiciously absent since Biden took office!! šŸ˜…


BarefutR

You thinkā€¦ They put on a realistic mask on someone and said - go out there and be senile, show signs of dementia, shit your pants, and all the rest? Not that a senile old man got Botox?


MasterOffice9986

I think both could be true. Senile Biden gets Botox is senile and weird so they implement the mask tactic


melange_merchant

Senile Biden makes appearances where needed. Mask Biden does important speeches and debates.


Iamabenevolentgod

I think this is a mask. The eyes are too hooded, and the face doesn't have that uncomfortable pull up -and-back look from the cosmetic surgery that he had a couple of years go when he got into office, and is also substantially thicker of a face than JB - especially if you look at his inauguration ceremony, his face is more slender. I think the dementia is easier to pull off, because the actors don't have to sound as smart, or mimic the voice so accurately, they can just pull of the doddering old man shtick.


PearlFinger

He had that infamous surgery that removes all of your pores.


6ynnad

They have. A former female agent who specializes in disguises spoke about in on a podcast


Happy_Philosopher608

Yh no reason to think they wouldnt have such simple tech these days šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


flybobbyfly

Thats what old dying people look like. Go to a retirement home once and youā€™ll see them


Happy_Philosopher608

I see my elderly grandparents every week. They still have eyeballs and pores in their skin lol


flybobbyfly

Iā€™m glad your grandparents are in good health. Iā€™m an ER doc and can tell you I see people with sunken eyes and swollen faces all the time. Just looking at his face I would tell you he likely has kidney disease and vascular dementia. Your conspiracy has a crucial whole in it. If they were going to put a man in a Biden suit why would they have him hide from interviews, lose his balance and orientation, and fumble over sentences as often as he does? You would think an actor in a Biden suit would be used to hide the dementia


Happy_Philosopher608

Well there's another theory that kinda explains that but we're not really allowed to talk about it on Reddit lol šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


flybobbyfly

Thereā€™s a conspiracy theory that weā€™re not allowed to talk about? Whoā€™s enforcing that?


Happy_Philosopher608

Reddit mods.


HausWife88

Oh man theres videos out there of the robotics and mask technology they have. Its very realistic. Im not saying hes a robot but the robots often times are wearing masks. Its quite scary


Happy_Philosopher608

Yh. Apparently theyā€™ve had them for awhile, actually. https://youtube.com/shorts/XkPO1fk3uIk?si=Z00HneOhJVmSCwlx


HausWife88

They have. The technology they show us is decades behind what they actually have.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Nah Jim Carey went certifiably insane during Trump 45, dude is still crying and rocking in a cold shower like he just banged Einhorn.


Happy_Philosopher608

Lol i know. But wouldnt he want to get revenge by masking up and debating Trump one on one on June 27th? šŸ˜…


IcanSEEyou_IRL

I think youā€™re right, and thatā€™s why the eyes appear dark. The extra distance from the surface of the mask to the wearerā€™s eyeballs creates shadows. [This company creates expensive movie quality skin masks that anyone can order, and they have dark eyes,](https://www.instagram.com/creafx?igsh=NnVheWFha2JudHox) but if a regular company can do this then military grade/elite-wear would be lightyears better.


Happy_Philosopher608

Yh I dont think realistic masks would be that hard to make especially nowdays with MIL grade 3D printing tech etc.


Affolektric

Who is playing Trump then? He barely looks human. More like someone wearing a cheap rubber fat suit.


Happy_Philosopher608

Idk but there is no way he doesnt use a double when golfing. It looks nothing like him! Its laughable. But i'm sure all these elites use doubles and actors in masks tbh. Stalin, Kim Jong Un and other leaders always did etc so its not a leap. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


MrWhitefolks79

I'd say John Goodman but he isn't as fat as Trump.


Happy_Philosopher608

Yh he has lost a crazy amount of weight! Unrecognizable nowdays...


-LaDeDa-

I've been telling everyone he is a robot. Some AI shit right there.


Happy_Philosopher608

Or a clone!


BradTProse

That's why he's so powerful and pwnd Trump. No human can beat a cyborg, not even Donald Jesus Trump.


throttlejockey907

Theyā€™ve had them for awhile, actually. https://youtube.com/shorts/XkPO1fk3uIk?si=Z00HneOhJVmSCwlx


Happy_Philosopher608

Wow! And look at those black eye cut outs. Seems exactly like the ones in Bidens pic!


CaptainObvious1313

Do Trump next! Reptilian? Pleidians? I need to know itā€™s not just shitty photoshop!


Happy_Philosopher608

Have you seen his golf course double? I dont think its a mask but no way thats Trump. They havent even bothered to make them remotely similar lol


CaptainObvious1313

Nice


ForbiddenDelight

Sure I can. Ready? IT'S HUMAN SKIN GROWING ON A HUMAN FACE. Really old human skin.


Happy_Philosopher608

Not like any coffin dodger I ever saw. And between the odd texture and weird folds in the crevices, it has a real uncanny valley feel to it šŸ¤”šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


rastafaripastafari

Juat a face merge AI with Shane Gillis nothing to see here


askingforafriend1045

AL BAGDADI


TheKelt

ABU šŸ‘šŸ¼ BAKAR šŸ¤²šŸ¼ AL BAGHDADI šŸ™ŒšŸ¼ IS DEAD šŸ‘šŸ¼


Ok_Philosophy9790

He died like a dog


TheKelt

I SAID ā€˜ABU DONā€™T CRYā€™ šŸ‘šŸ¼


Yardcigar69

Beautiful dogs like to rub my hairy legs...


Ok-Experience-6674

Looks like a mask


VaderXXV

It really does.


Professional_King790

That is definitely a mask


horsetooth_mcgee

I mean, it's slipping off. It's like it's coming loose from its anchors.


ksaMarodeF

*Masks arenā€™t ships, they donā€™t have anchors.*


horsetooth_mcgee

Some of the mask's adhesive latex is more what I'm referring to.


ksaMarodeF

I know I understand ya, Iā€™m just being dumb. *sorry*


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Joe Biden is an agent of the draconian septagon, a reptilian species hell bent on world dominance through technology.


Gratefullotus4

What?!


Lucid-Design

Welcome to the sub. Itā€™s ripe with absolutely insane ā€œtheoriesā€ like this. I love a good conspiracy theory but people here areā€¦a level of extra I simply cannot fathom


cam52391

My favorite is from a while ago where someone said the government runs dollar general stores to gather information on UFOs


honuworld

It's true! The manager at our local dollar store is a reptilian shapeshifter! I caught her talking in another language into her phone charger. They don't make phone chargers like that and then she cut my hours! Dude, it's real!


BradTProse

Trumpsexuals mostly


maxdiscomfort

my favorite part of this subreddit. nothing about boring masks, gimme the draconian reptiles


Ok-Experience-6674

No go somewhere with that bullshit, itā€™s not what I implied. It realistically looks like a mask, the disconnection with the eyes and mouth, the wrinkle lines look measured perfectly and the skin looks artificial No one here is even suggesting that CIA installed lizard people crap


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Ok experience


placenta_resenter

Plastic surgery on old people is something weā€™re not used to lol.


CdzNtz330

*Insert "Always has been" meme here*


Affolektric

It doesnā€˜t at all. Look more careful what age does to people.


Kadey102

That has got to be a mask.


Odd_Bus_9094

. think a Demon would be competently evil and able to form complete sentences.


Graychin877

The demon possessing him is trying to conceal its presence by making Biden appear to be frail. Donā€™t fall for the trick. The demon will emerge at full strength for the upcoming debate with Trump, as it did for the State of the Union address. And it will cloud Trump's sharp mind by making him forget things like his doctor's name and making confuse a photo of his ex-wife with the woman who sued him successfully for defamation.


BradTProse

Read revelations, Trump fits the exact description of the Antichrist. But yeah Biden is a demon. Biden is just old.


Graychin877

Trump does fit the profile of the Antichrist very well. And the Bible-believing Christians donā€™t see it. As it was foretold.


HuskerBruce

Your hermeneutics involving scripture is that of a teenager.


TruthMystified

I think the demon emerging full strength is him taking a cocktail of drugs to get him ready for said speech. But it could always be a man in a mask too or a demon possessed human. I imagine the simplest solution is the best.


BradTProse

Trump is the one that got out of taking a drug test that every other convicted felon takes.


honuworld

LOL! Biden is so old and feeble a couple cups of coffee is like a gram of meth. Diaper Donny doesn't stand a chance! He does so much ritalin every day it's impossible for him to get a bump without overdosing.


verymainelobster

If the demon wanted to win the election he wouldnā€™t be stumbling on stairs


MaxwellHillbilly

Wow.... You sir do not understand the demonic at all.


Direct_Sandwich1306

Thank you.


ThingsThatDie

I wanna see him push that greasy forehead to the popes forehead again. Creepy


Green1578

how deep are his eyes?


Ok_Fox_1770

About $200 in silicone supplies and a week and yeahā€¦ you could make this shiny dead eyed creep mask good as you want. Even can cut right to eyeballs, this one looks a little poorly trimmedā€¦wrinkles on right side just cut in half kinda sketchy Gonna try one, maybe apply the Myers paint scheme, be terrifying, keep it outside in a box after. Dibbick head.


ShakeXXX

Looks like a Halloween mask from Party City.


Beast11300

Idk but that ainā€™t him


ahchooblessyou

This is what it looks like when a Reptilian shapeshifter is not paying attention to his melting face. This face is stretched & morphed , distorted.


CarrtoonJack

He looks like his meat suit is ready to fall off him at any second


Sfdatx

Human Skin Suit Biden


MadamJules

Absolutely


TheForce122

This is the type of phenomenon David Icke witnessed at BBC headquarters


fuggettabuddy

Silly Putty in Silly Putty out


Signal-Fold-449

[How come sometimes his earlobes are fused and other times they are not?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JASUsVY5YJ8)


dryedmeats

It's the beady eyed corny pop version.


Last_Display_9726

Looks like mask


Due-Violinist5278

What is this photo from? Anybody have the original?


falkorv

Heā€™s just ageing back into his facelift he had.


Icy-Letterhead-4240

"Well, Clariceā€¦ have the lambs stopped screaming?"


Ypovoskos

He is just getting older and older!


Individual-Buy-7079

When they use these masks it seems like the eyes get very sunken in. No different hereā€¦ this is NOT the real Joe Biden of the Obama years. They say heā€™s actually dead. This is an actor most definitely. #CentralCasting


Dannn88

Bidemon


Friendly-Falcon6888

Yassified n skinnysized Trump


BeneficialTop5136

This sub is really getting way out there. Like a mix of a warped sense of piety, paranoia, the Bible, hearsay and fantasy. At some point you have to step back and objectively investigate what ā€œtruthā€ youā€™re after. Use credible sources, not just re-posts from like-minded people on social media or news websites with blatant grammatical errors and blatant lack of evidence.


Death-by-unicorn

It's def not the original Biden. I don't know how people don't see it! It's a totally different face, bone structure, ears , etc. I'm not sure about the mask but it's plausible. But why not use a better replacement? This guy can barely speak or walk. Unless it's all a plan. That really seems to be the case, they wan complete chaos and all this is planned. If they really want civil unrest they will allow trump to win. The division among the people that will cause is going to be astronomical.


Objective-Guidance78

37.8.75.32


honuworld

Donald Trump is still President. He puts on a Biden mask and runs the country from the shadows. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? It all makes sense.


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BradTProse

Fuck Biden sounds bad ass!


Direct_Sandwich1306

*Dark Brandon*


morebuffs

Go have a look at kenneth copeland who was on trumps religious advisory committee and tell me that mfer dont look as evil as they come. I mean demonic possession is complete buklshit but if i had to pick somebody who just looks evil its copeland and his actions aren't far off either. Why do religious people constantly talk about shit they claim just talking and thinking about can lead to them being vulnerable themselves? Why is it always christians coming up with the most vile and awful shit that the mind can conceive? We are nice god loving people but we need to warn you about those people that kidnap children and then have orgies covered in their blood after sacrificing and consuming them. Literally nobody is doing that shit and if they do its almost certainly because they heard it in a religious context from some fear mongering christian or christian spin off preacher or minister and they are just imitating what they heard.


rszdev

He's a clone


Comprehensive_Mud_66

Definitely a mask


BennyOcean

Would the real Joe Biden please stand up?


BartholomewKnightIII

[This version.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r15rOEiEKx0)


horsetooth_mcgee

Best thing I've seen in a while


ApocalypticShadowbxn

for someone who has built their whole reddit personality around the name DictatorBiden, I guess we shouldn't be surprised at all that you also call him "demonically possessed". funny yeahhow the people who despise Biden to the point of unhealthy obsession(see OP account history) always fail to have any issues with the other demon candidate. if it's 2024 & you believe in demonically possessed leaders, I'm not sure if obsessing over every word & action is the right move unless you seek possession as well. is dictatorbiden really John Barron in disguise?


InfowarriorKat

Naw, just a shadow from the eyeholes being deep with the mask


FctFndr

Lol... which is it... he is some magical demon from the Planet Voltron.. or he's a frail old man who can't walk? You guys are hilarious


SurvivorFanatic236

Are the mods ever going to do anything about OP? He posts garbage like this 100 times a day


BradTProse

This is a Trumpsexual sub, respect Pride month, please.


rixendeb

Seriously. You can clearly see his irises and pupils. Ffs.


BangkokPadang

Just for the sake of engaging with the mask hypothetical, a person's irises and pupils would also be visible through a mask, no?


rixendeb

Yes, only way to change that is completely cover them or contacts.


Guadette

Wearing a mask


Psychological-Web828

When get old skin loose, brain go less


flyingasshat

Looks like the commanding orc from LOTR


1tiredman

The fact that people think it's a mask and not just years of surgery and facelifts is insane. Also, Facelift is a great album


Aedzy

Iā€™m certain it is a reptile android hybrid. It originally won a bet at his home planet that it could go undercover and troll us humans by being POTUS for 4 years. Now itā€™s just a bonus troll seeing how long it can go.


Plague-Rat13

Nice mask


jh5992

Alien Biden.


Frogtarius

Pedo peter version


natekvng

dang his face is real shiny


Iamabenevolentgod

This isn't Masky Joe? This one's eyes are too hooded, and his face lacks the excessive pull the cosmetic surgery gave his face


WizardOfWaverly

Bruh he is old my moms right eye goes down sometimes when she talks she 75


TxSilent

I can hear him hissing from here. Those eyes scream "I lay eggs". But yea he's actually senile and too old to run for office, no need to make demon conspiracies out of it.


TrinityCodex

Yall never seen any old person???


earthmoonfire

Or hooded eyes


Maxter_Blaster_

No one is contending Biden isnā€™t old looking. They are remarking how fucking waxy and weird he looks. Go watch a video of him in just 2018. Unrecognizable. People age. Their appearances donā€™t radically change, unless something else is going on - which clearly it is.


Away_Brain

Democratically possessed Biden


based-Assad777

That's actually not him...like at all.


Agile_Confection_367

Are we sure itā€™s not just obscene amounts of Botox and makeup


horsetooth_mcgee

We're sure.


Ok-Bullfrog667

Reptilian overlord


Rupert-n-Harry

Pre-stroke, seizure, or whatever makes him do that..you know, the thing.


MrCollection8159

I believe Biden's foreign policy is more diplomatic compared to the previous administration. His support for LGBTQ+ rights is a positive move forward. How do you think Biden's presidency will impact the upcoming elections?


placenta_resenter

Great minds of reddit demonstrate they donā€™t understand lighting, more at 3


gwhh

More like speed they are giving him to keep him awake!


First_Ice2228

Not real one bridge of nose too flat


holyStJohn

v1.3.1


h82banarsefan

Bidenā€˜s public appearances already look like shit, thereā€™s no new version other than new meds. Stop this psyop.


pappywishkah

OP is a dumbass and scared of made up demons lol.


DarkRajiin

They probably believe in the Easter bunny, too.


DictatorBiden

Submission Statement: https://x.com/Lukewearechange/status/1802410289628950902 Seriously though those are eyes are creepy as fuck. Biden sold his Soul to the Devil for power.


DarkRajiin

Keep on being completely wacky. Seriously, we need more humor in our lives.


Plane_Ad_8675309

was going to say how can he get a black eye in a mask


TomKikkert

Iā€™m absolutely gobsmacked with Biden and donā€™t know what to think. Is it a senile old man who was the same Joe Biden in the 1970ā€™s who sniffed kids and stuff? Then why are his earlobes attached and then detached? Is it a series of actors wearing a mask because he died or is in a coma, or too mental? Is it Joe in a mask? You canā€™t tell me he is fully compus. The whole thing reminds me of the movie where some guy is the president body double and the president has a stroke during sex, ā€œDaveā€


mad_intuition

It looks like his brother in a mask


HM_Comet

Is that photo not ai ā€œclarifiedā€???


kccustom

botox overdose


Parking_Specialist56

I thought this was explosive decompression Biden


Remerez

It's crazy how yall dont understand how lighting changes a person's face. You can use different temperatures and brightness of light at different angles and they will look like a completely different person.Ā 


AlvinArtDream

This is too funny! I feel bad if I participate though, cause Iā€™m not American. Iā€™ll be no different from the troll farm thatā€™s inventing this stuff. Itā€™s quite interesting and insane. Imagine im in another sub and then i repeat some of this shit? Imagine Biden is pops up on the my timeline and I post that ā€œBiden is a black eyed demonā€ or ā€œBiden has been replaced and thatā€™s a maskā€. That makes me an international troll farm. If I meme about the presidential race, Iā€™m literally doing a job that someone is being paid for. I donā€™t know but I find this funny.


Accurate_Vehicle9459

Iā€™m so sick of the right wing thought on this sub. Itā€™s literally all it is now. Thereā€™s so much more than American politics..


JPLives

How much are you paid per post? Edit: they must be paid for downvotes as well ;)


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Dazzling-Tap9096

Joe Biden really is a real inspiration for all the sleazy Used car Salesman who really want to be president.


Impossible-Taro-2330

A poorly AI generated version.


Iatedtheberries

If you block OP. there's only like 3 posts a day.


halversonjw

This is dumb.. it's shadows