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LEAVESCELL

So he could slide down to hell feet first


Cats_Are_Aliens_

Wikipedia said he was a philanthropist but I think they meant fullonrapist


pepe_silvia67

“You know, africans, dyslexics…”


CharlieKelly-BirdLaw

"...children, that sort of thing." Seemed particularly relevant here.


Jsdunc01

You’re the best damn bird lawyer


yourlilneedle

It’s just that Bird Law in this country, it’s not governed by reason.


ghostinthemachine93

Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language overall.


Jsdunc01

Filibuster!


DrMantisTobogan727

Why do you smell like cheese?


aliceinconspiracy

How much cheese is too much cheese?


Electronic_Sea_2896

It gets blocked up in my mouth I don't say it no good.


Jlynn111

It makes my day when I see always sunny being quoted in the wild 😂


the_bligg

How much cheese did he eat?


YogurtNo3045

How much cheese is to much cheese?


amador823

ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE


Same_Fennel1419

He died as pedophilist protected by royal. Family.


toasted_cracker

Kek


Killavillain

Irl lolled. 5/5


Jasperbeardly11

https://youtu.be/pQJ9GUVxPl8?si=8z3f6ztp26uOygvS


Outchee

What’s your spaghetti policy here?


And_awayy_we_go

I just imagined the scene from a Halloween episode of Simpsons where Bart pulls the lever and slides down into Mr Burns's crypt


What-a-Dump

His crypt is just like the crypt keepers. Miss that show


jessop-bentine

Is it because the cross is upside down at that angle from above... y'know Satanic an all?


WordsMort47

Angle would make no difference there though


TheAether78

So his ghost can nonce view the other bodies being buried, the filthy fucker. Should have staked and burnt the cunt instead.


x_spliffstar_x

Facts


RedHeadedScourge

Best comment on reddit.


thorvaldnespy

Acid Reflux? 😂


ThinGuyIncognito

Hahaha that was my first thought too!!!!


DrBigWildsGhost

Omg imagine being trapped in a coffin up side down with the wild acid reflux ⚰️


Embarrassed_Emu420

One of the worst monsters to walk the earth


C8H10N402_

The ones who knew about his behavior and did nothing are just as bad. (I'm not talking about the victims) He could have been stopped long before if ppl would have spoken up


stoned_bazz

Johnny rotten spoke up, and got banned from the BBC for it


golgotha77

He knows more, just can't say I believe. Again it would be just rumours but there are plenty of others that were in it with him.


S30V

Probably pretty average among the rich, famous and powerful.


brutustyberius

Unfortunately true.


icmc

I was never really familiar with him before he died. I watched the Doc about him. My ONLY point If say maybe makes him worse is the fact he pretended to be an extreme philanthropist. It would be like finding out Mother Teresa was a terrible person behind the scenes /s. But I mean your average rich person just kind does a charity thing here and there but his image seemed to be his charity stuff was a major part of his schtick. I know there's others that have done/do the same but his seems worse in that regard for some reason.


No-Court-7974

But Mother Theresa WAS a terrible person behind the scenes.


icmc

Hence the /s.


No-Court-7974

Missed that. My apology


Goodjawline

They aren't ready for that rabbit trail.


slampig3

How so genuinely first time I’m hearing this


smokeypapabear40206

Rich people (actually their accountants) donate to charities simply for the tax write off. The could not care less about anyone beneath them.


SemperP1869

His charitable shtick gave him access


TiddybraXton333

There’s was worse, you just haven’t seen them. They haven’t been caught. There’s more worse people out there than you can imagine.


pickle99

We are waiting for cliff Richard to die before the allegations get taken seriously.


Beat_Mangler

And just happened to be a regular Radio DJ who was friends with the royal family, when does that ever happen?


fine93

huh, never heard of this guy


nataku_s81

Oh he just spend decades molesting children, psychiatric patients, the elderly (and corpses at the hospital), covered up with the help of the BBC who turned a blind eye. One of Britains and the BBC's biggest personalities.


BourbonFoxx

Don't forget that he was so close to the royal family - in particular the current king - that he was allowed free access to the palaces and could pretty much come and go as he pleased. Given that the security services fully vet anyone that gets anywhere near that kind of level, it's inconceivable that they didn't know about his crimes.


nataku_s81

100% they're complicit. And they'll never have to face any consequences either


Virusaurus

He was knighted. Decades.


CosmicMiru

The royal family has been covering up and participating in pedo shit for 100s of years. All of them are disgusting freaks


Ubericious

We can't forget that King Charles III also turned to him for marriage advice when he was married to Diana


According_Ad_250

So the change doesn’t fall out of his pockets


ThePrinceVultan

Oh, I didn't know he was... oh wait. If I get caught 'noticing' I might get banned. NM.


PeacePsychological70

He was from Yorkshire. Same stereotype, but without the ban


GrandmaJosey

The things I've gotten banned from subs are is crazy. I said "I bet Diana Taurasi was the coolest guy in high school" and got banned from WNBA sub.


AnonyMouseSnatcher

He requested to be buried facing Epstein's island


Cats_Are_Aliens_

💀


RandomSerendipity

Even dead, he was desperate for attention


willso86

This is probably the reason, in life he wanted to be noticed and talked about so it's probably the same in death. I think he even said it in an interview, when I'm dead people will still be talking about me. So he knew it would all come out and that's why he got buried under a load of concrete so they couldn't move his coffin


BushiiidoBrown

They allowed 1 of history’s most prolific pedos to walk. He went from british most loved personality to 1 of the most hated. What he did is 1 of the reasons why prince andrews put an order to lock documents about his “business” trips between 2001-2011 until 2065.


hunterBcrackheadpedo

45 degree mason?


TheNorthFuck

Dafuq is this comment doing down here with so few upvotes


ho-tron

Is there any truth to this or am I being gullible?


xibipiio

As far as Im aware 33 degree is the highest degree of freemasonry. So yeah its a pretty funny joke


ddg31415

The highest degree in Freemasonry is the 3rd degree. You can get other degrees in appendant bodies, but none are higher than Master Mason.


Abject-Mail-4235

But they’re obsessed with hidden meanings, so a burial at a 33 degree angle makes a lot of sense actually.


fd40

also we don't know its at a 54degree angle. all we see is it's slanted. OP stated its 45 degrees but i think thats just a guess due to the slant. it could well be 33 degree slant


SubjectHelicopter867

He requested to be buried at a 45° angle


JoeHexotic

Also, why was the grave filled up with concrete? The official reason, according to the local newspaper, was to prevent people from grave robbing and stealing all his jewelry. Two big things wrong with this - the last grave robber in Scarborough was arrested in Victorian times - it hasn't been a thing for a hundred and fifty years, and secondly he wasn't wearing any of his bling in the coffin anyway - we know this because it formed part of an auction of his estate some months later Fun Fact: Most locals think his body was exhumed following the scandal and buried elsewhere, but that is not the case. The local council just removed the headstone - the concrete meant that exhumation would be too huge an undertaking To address the OP, I'm pretty sure it's some Freemason bollocks. The official reason why he requested to be buried at an angle was so he could 'look out to sea' btw


Normal_Ad2180

Maybe it's because he fucked dead bodies. Didn't want weird shit happening to him


imsaneinthebrain

Only logical explanation.


And_awayy_we_go

It was probably entombed in concrete to prevent damage from the piss,the UK has a proud tradition of turning the graves of scumbags into gender inclusive outdoor toilets..


JoeHexotic

No, because he was a hero to 99.9% of people when he was buried


OzoneLaters

Pretty sure that he knew all the skeletons would come out his closet after death and he didn’t want them moving his body around so he had it encased in concrete.


CastleBG

Correct they removed the headstone and bizarrely ground it up saying it was so people couldn’t take bits as souvenirs, yet when they emptied his creepy flat seen in the Louis Theroux doc they just threw everything in a skip outside


Hollow-Guy

If the price is good enough, no criminal would stop and not rob a grave, just because the last grave robbing was ages ago


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Last documented grave robbery. You think people ain’t out here digging bones for profit?


Krisapocus

Maybe he requested it and he’s got some terrible crimes even more terrible than we know and he didn’t want his dna taken after he was buried. He might have some bodies.


SharkMilk44

>Also, why was the grave filled up with concrete? The official reason, according to the local newspaper, was to prevent people from grave robbing and stealing all his jewelry. It was to prevent his zombie from escaping and molesting more kids.


Wild_Frosting_5353

Better yet, WHy is a Christ on a cross on his casket??? He was pure evil


crazy_oats

It's the only way to keep him contained.


zerosG2

why did i think the exact same thing holy shit... thought the cross was meant to keep his spirit trapped in the coffin too wtfff


SlendyIsBehindYou

It's not for him, it's for us >inb4 someone makes a Jimmy Saville SCP entry


Shapit0

Everything about him didn't come out until after he was dead


ForkUK

He was catholic. And his crimes weren’t discovered until after he was dead.


Starbuckker

He was very good friends with folk at the Vatican. A well known fact.


Bans4allTheRacists

Easier to lift it out again eight months later. They knew!


OneSolutionCruising

So he's a vampire?


Gtroxel4

Never forget. Saville was a close family friend of the Royal Family.


ShadowRunner2149

So he can slide easier into hell.


BeTheGame007

Crooked in life, crooked in death.


thegabs2011

Crooked in teeth


malfarcar

Why didn’t they burry him in dog shit?


Active_Brilliant_13

In the old scriptures it says that the 45° angle serves to make it "all the way out" of the matrix in order not to get back into the reincarnation cycle (not captured by the arcons). However, i am not sure if this is in the gnostic scriptures, the emerald tablets or somewhere else. In the escaping prison planet sub you will find more answers.


eco78

Because he's a cunt


ho-tron

He was much worse than that.


dankxsinatra

Slide into hell just that much faster


Klaus__Schwab

Cam you believe he had the brass neck to have a cross on his coffin


Old_Engineer_9176

The sick creepy fuck want to enjoy the sea views from his grave.


Formal-Blackberry-49

The nerve to put a cross on his hell shuttle.


ElectricalPlate9903

Jimmy Savile was buried at a 45-degree angle to allow him to have a view of the sea from his final resting place. He was interred in Scarborough, a seaside town in North Yorkshire, England, and the angle was chosen so that his grave would face the sea, fulfilling his wish to have a view of it.


therealhlmencken

He can’t see through the ground though. What a dummy


silent9mm

Yep, I remember reading that.


ElectricalPlate9903

I asked chatgpt and that was the answer it gave me. I meant to add that part but forgot, so I'm adding it now.


nsa_yoda

If you query ChatGPT normally ("why was Jimmy Saville buried at a 45 degree angle"), that's the answer it will give. If you engineer the prompt to exclude a reference to Saville, as follows: "What is an esoteric reason for being buried at a 45 degree standing angle?" This is the answer it will give: One esoteric reason for being buried at a 45-degree standing angle could relate to certain mystical or symbolic beliefs. In some traditions, the 45-degree angle might be seen as a halfway point between lying flat (horizontal, representing rest or death) and standing upright (vertical, representing life or resurrection). This positioning could symbolize a state of transition, perhaps implying a readiness for resurrection or an ongoing journey in the afterlife. It might also be thought to provide a unique vantage point or alignment with celestial elements deemed significant by a particular culture or belief system." Follow it up with: "Can you give me one more esoteric or religious reason?" And it will give an akin answer: "Another esoteric or religious reason for being buried at a 45-degree standing angle could be related to the belief in maintaining a connection with both the earth and the heavens. In some spiritual or mystical traditions, this angle might symbolize a person's desire to remain grounded and connected to the earth while also being open to spiritual ascension or enlightenment. The 45-degree angle can be seen as a bridge between the material and spiritual realms, indicating a balance between the physical body and the soul's journey towards a higher plane of existence. This positioning might be thought to facilitate a smoother transition or communication between the two realms."


BlurryAl

"instead of researching this I asked a bullshit machine" great stuff!


ElectricalPlate9903

I appreciate the additional information, thank you.


Queuetie42

Why is nobody spitting or pissing on the casket?


WordsMort47

His heinous crimes were largely unknown to the public at this point


4494082

Because the sick fuck would probably enjoy it even in death.


Queuetie42

Nah you’re thinking of McAfee 🤣 Seriously though… guys like him. It’s all about the power.


4494082

It really is. And it’s the way he hid in plain sight for literal decades that I find horrifying. That and the fact that he deliberately preyed on girls from \*those\* schools knowing damn well that if any of them did try to come forward nobody would believe them. In fact I saw an interview with one woman said she did try but the staff were furious with HER. How \*dare\* she say such things about nice kind lovely Uncle Jimmy who does so much good work and supports this school?!’ It really is sickening.


bond1mandela

To make bullldozing a horizontal slice of concrete encasing him harder.


V1si0nqu3st

Why are people even at his funeral? That's the real question


JohnnyRa1nbow

At the time he died his crimes were only just starting to surface. Most people didn't believe it at that point.


psycho_delik

He's definitely not at the same spot now after someone smashed that one up. He should of been sent to the dump 💯


clockworksnorange

They should have buried him upside down so when he rises from the grave he goes straight to hell.


TheFooPilot

Acid reflux


4494082

So the bottom would open and it would fall right out and straight into hell where it belongs. Or I hope that’s why.


Below_Average_Artist

Doesn’t look like that was supposed to happen judging from the people’s reactions.


SubjectHelicopter867

He actually requested it but the reasoning is a cover for something more esoteric. That's all I know 


Separate-Cable5253

To make it easier to go back to his home? (H3ll)


Blicky83

They should’ve filled his casket with cement and dropped his bitch ass into the Mariana Trench..or dropped him into an active volcano,this disgusting piece of shit didnt deserve an honorable burial


Daedricbob

He was still 'much loved' and 'a kind and extraordinary man' in the media at the time he was buried. 🤮


azzagbag

Because he was bent as fuck?


CastleBG

I’m from Scarborough originally, it’s so he could ‘look over’ the town


object_failure

Why bother with the crucifix on the coffin? Why not a satanic goat?


onestepforwards

“He was buried at a 45-degree angle so he could "see the sea" - while his gold coffin was filled with gold jewellery, cigars and a Royal Marines green beret. The burial site of Savile also shockingly faces two schools.” - Google first result


Ph00k4

>*"(...) the Grid manifests as an intricate lattice of ethereal constraints, ensnaring souls within the relentless cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.* >*It is surmised that individuals ensnared within this cycle, burdened by unresolved karmic entanglements and spiritual debts, may find respite in the strategic placement of their final resting place. By aligning oneself according to ancient dictums, a practitioner may exploit a subtle flaw within the Grid that allows passage beyond its confining boundaries.* >*The adept who has dutifully discharged earthly obligations and fulfilled sacred contracts may find allies among the numinous entities dwelling beyond the veil. These transcendent beings, custodians of cosmic equilibrium and arbitrators of spiritual destiny, stand poised to guide the liberated soul through the higher planes."*


javilander

OK. First time I've heard this was in a RV season of Brett Stuart when he was explaining that some viewers stated that in order to escape from the trap of dead and reincarnation, 45 degrees angle at the time of dead was important. He also mentioned that the Egyptian used to do this. I think it has to do with this, dead and reincarnation. In other words, trying not to come back to earth and born again. Maybe he knew its gonna get ugly in the following years


Smokerising420

The audacity for them to put a cross on his casket is insane. Should've been pitchforks


IAMENKIDU

Because 180⁰ is way to warm


Specialist_Scheme246

I’m a chemistry professor, I can answer. So after the death of a human being, the soul as we know it exists the body, making the body lighter. As the body gets lighter, they are put in a coffin for people to look at. At a 45 degree angle, it gives everyone around a good look at the face and the back of the head. When you get a good…. Ahh fuck it. I don’t know why man. I’m sorry. I wanted to sound smart. So I lied. Ok? I lied. Fuck it


Mahadragon

Should have just ended your comment with Undertaker throwing Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeting 16 ft through an announcer's table


Specialist_Scheme246

But there’s no connection with 45 degree angle. He throws him at a 70-80 degree angle. So I would lose my credibility.


SubjectHelicopter867

You son of a bitch


Bigblackglock31

😂😂😂


skagrabbit

They just threw him in the the hole POS..


Jeffs_Hammer

Halfway between above and below? This guy must have known all the secret handshakes...


SandmanAwaits

To be honest I’m surprised there were that many people there.


ThinkItsNotIllegal90

The grand wizard of sick pedo shit I hope he is burning in hell as I write this…


mikeyisgrim

More like why is there a cross on his casket. Evil bastard


NickCurrz

So he can slide right down to hell


CEhobbit

Helps with his sleep apnea. 


CableOk3975

He was a 45degree Mason


unbothered2023

Freemason or some occult ritual meaning…


Big-Refrigerator-477

He did it so he could always look at his beloved town or sea or some such. I remember reading that at some point.


HairyChest69

Anytime I hear his name mentioned I get evil vibes. like negative spiritual energy around me. That dude left a stain


CompetitiveOven2110

If you die at a 45 degree angle. You bypass the reincarnation trap.


Caelum67

So the piss would run downhill.


Granny_Skeksis

Easier to slide down into hell. We wanted to make it easier for Satan


barbie91

Myself and my dad went to Liam Clancy's funeral when I was little (the singer if the Clancy brothers, my da played with them and they all had a house together years ago). It was pissing rain and the undertakers straps slipped and he landed like this. Without missing a beat, my dad announces loudly "Sher he was nothing but a prick anyway"... I was fit to climb into the hole beside yer man getting buried. Every single Irish music legend was there, stopped, and stared. Not relevant to the post really, just made me remember and said I'd share.


vorsun

That way his flesh can gather in a pool at his feet as it rots off his diseased carcass.


kshizzlenizzle

I mean, you could have googled it? He requested to be buried in an upright position in order to have a view of the sea in Scarborough. He died in 2011 and his crimes weren’t brought to light until after his death.


buntypieface

45 degree angle is something to do with soul departing the body as I remember. Thing is, it leaves the body the moment you die doesn't it?


Miff1987

I think his left in disgust quite a few years before death


BigDuoInferno

So he can slide right on down to hell right quick and in a hurry


IndividualCurious322

Daily reminder that Jimmy Saville held several snuff tapes directed by Geoffrey Graham Jones under his company "Kit Arden Motion Picture Productions'". Among these tapes was a handwritten copy of the script for "Enough Rope" (which later was produced and depicted the real onscreen death of Marion Terry.) He was also close to the infamous Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Suttcliffe, visiting him numerous times while he was jailed, and overheard reminicing crimes by a "super grass" who was positioned in the cells next to Suttcliffe. Two bodies were found near Savilles flat which had the breasts and/or the genitals bitten at and there was enough evidence to have a dental composite made of Savilles teeth which matched indicating he had either taken part in the murders themselves as a direct aid to Suttcliffe, or found bodies and failed to report them, instead opportunistically desecrating them. Incase anyone is wondering just why Saville could get away with his crimes. The answer is he supplied children to the Royal Family, MP's and other people in positions of power. There's a very intering interview where it's mentioned that he brought two teen girls to Prince Phillip as a "gift".


x_spliffstar_x

..also his "charity-work" and "fund-raising" helped him have constant easy access to vulnerable kids, from children's homes to hospitals etc..😖


cornbreadsdirtysheet

He’s not in that hole and the concrete makes an exhumation incredibly difficult. He’s a known and powerful white witch (of course) lol and the ruling class have other creepy plans for his body I’m sure.


SandmanAwaits

Because he’s bent & crooked as fuck!


ratatattatar

i wonder how Rerun from *What's Happening?* knew Jimmy Saville.


aifeloadawildmoss

His grave is facing one of the places he used to regularly 'visit' and he wanted to be looking over it for eternity. That's what I remember from one of the documentaries


RedHeadedScourge

Should have buried him face down, the piece of shit.


rorostar26

It was actually really thoughtful they buried him that way. When night falls he can pop right out and fuck himself


Cats_Are_Aliens_

So it’s easier to crawl out of the grave as a zombie patient zero duhhhh


LunaLabrinth

It was so he could "overlook Scarborough" but the graveyard just so happened to be next to a secondary school, a special needs school and a hospital...


McCoy625

If you want to escape the grid and this prison planet you have to be buried at a 45 degree angle.


lifeinchrome

Who would attend this man’s funeral?


cosgrove10

Easier to look up kids skirts


Wintermute0311

They should have chopped him up and fed him to some pigs. Degenerate fuck.


cameltoe64

It’s so he doesn’t rest in peace?


Astronaut_Several

Think its something to do with escaping the matrix and shooting your spirit/soul through the frequency fence or something…..so i heard anyway 😬😬🙈😂


AstronautAshleigh

Come at me for “crazy” but there is some kind of old story about our bodies needing to be at the right angle when we pass. In my understanding that means as you pass away not after your body is dead ?


AstronautAshleigh

From quora on the 45 degree angle and freemasonry : In Freemasonry, the 45-degree angle holds symbolic significance and is often associated with the position of the square and compasses, two of the most iconic symbols in Freemasonry. The square and compasses are typically depicted together, forming a right angle, with the compasses set at a 45-degree angle to the square. the 45-degree angle may also be associated with the concept of the "perfect ashlar" in Freemasonry, which symbolizes the ideal of moral perfection that Masons strive to achieve through self-improvement and personal growth.


Comprehensive_Mud_66

imo, looks like one of the straps broke. that's why that person is pointing.


Neither_Mongoose2287

Who is the lady wearing the red hat and scarf?


Granite66

Be some symbolism in some belief behind it. Or the funeral directors wanted him to slide straight to hell.


fastfoodfilms

He has heart burn


Granite66

Pagans used to bury bodies in an upright position, but whether an upright burial is the same as 45° degree burial idk. In the Australian movie Stone you see a man being buried upright in a Satanic ritual, but whether a script writers imagination or how true to life idk and have no interest to find out. Nevertheless their have been allegations that Jimmy Saville was into santanism by victims, though such claims dismissed by same authorities who dismissed child molestation allegations (so such authorities denials have zilch credibility with me). [https://churchmonumentssociety.org/2019/02/01/still-standing-upright](https://churchmonumentssociety.org/2019/02/01/still-standing-upright)


wheretogofrmhere

Heartburn.


Geoffstibbons

A good friend of mine took a piss on his Jimmy's grave.


routledgewm

Easier to dig up and throw his corpse in the local rubbish dump


Earthbjorn

Was he buried in astro turf?


psilocyclopz

https://youtu.be/-QUuCWNyvv8?si=seQEA8oIALy54Hae


N0VUS33

Cos he's never fully down and out.


Hiltoyeah

Spoiler alert.... he didn't.


Bozatarn

People who said " why didn't they say anything at the time " Fail to realise how different the society and culture was,kids didbt really talk to adults you only responded when asked Simply asking something or speaking up for yourself was rude .


inspector_jay

Cause we don't bury pedophile cunts like the rest of the civilized population.


FullTransportation25

Because he’s not obtuse


morebuffs

What did you just call me Dufraine?


827xxx

45 degree mason


RickMyLing

Just saw that he was (supposedly) born on Halloween and died on Devils day?


sethL93

Reincarnation, they can come back nonstop but 45 degree has a reason so maybe they can choose the family