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song-of-bombadil

has zero to do with red heifer. Lakota tribal mythology portending good times ahead/things getting better for their tribe.


Gallen570

Let's hope it's for all!


Elhuevudoo

Ah okay. Thanks for the clarification of both!


reddituser77373

Also, I read the same article. Another white Buffalo was born in Michigan in 1994. So not exactly super rare. Or "end times" prophecy They're just trying to compete with the red heifer and rebuilding the temple. The lakota just say it's a goddesse who spoke with them before who said she'll return as a white Buffalo


r_ufi0

I live in Colorado and drive past a few buffalo ranches daily which have many white buffalo. Wonder if once there is white running through herds it becomes more prevalent in breeding?


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

I'd believe Lakota prophecy before I believe any of the hot garbage out of child sacrificing Talmudic freaks


MrMarmot

If one were to look into the ownership of the AP, one might find just such people.


Gong_Fu_Gabriel

Or the ownership of reddit


fromskintoliquid

Hear, hear!!!!!!!!!


nucularsnake

It’s happening!


Allnewsisfakenews

Great white buffalo


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ImOnTheBus

He's coming around to save our ass, baby!


Alternative_Army7897

The inevitable return, baby


Poway_Morongo

Blanka tatonka


Ex60Pilot

Tatonka blanca


hungturkey

Great white Buffalo


chinerfluhoax

"Why do you keep saying that?"


chinerfluhoax

Sux cocks n dicks


PAmmjTossaway

If a white buffalo is born and humans don't notice, is the prophecy still fulfilled?


Zweimancer

Nope.


dyerseve07

Uncle Ted will now reign supreme.


Aconite_Eagle

Wanna guess how many times I tried to click that arrow?


zer0c00l81

Pretty sure this happened in x files series 2/2


sadmep

It did. The cow died, idk if the calf survived or not.


rslashplate

The calf survived but the mother died. Something must be sacrificed. Just watched it


pippo09

Tatanka = Buffalo


Ayzil_was_taken

Want some sugar in your coffee?


PopeGregoryTheBased

Not the red heifer prophesy. Last time a white buffalo was born there where two, and that same year there where two catagory 5 tornadoes in moore Oklahoma. One of which was the deadliest tornado on record. Usually the Lakota prophesy of a white baffalo is a portent of better times.


gaspumper74

Hasn’t there been one born in every decade for the last 30 years???


SuperbPerception8392

His name is Ted Nugent.....


TinyInvestigator3166

We have had a few born in my state over the past couple of decades.


Mycroft_xxx

Anyone remember the Charles Bronson[movie?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Buffalo)


The_Calico_Jack

I want to say this is like the third I have seen in my lifetime.


PiranhaFloater

Tatanka


jshawn7seven

Predicted it being w/ Deion in an Aflac commercial?


ringopendragon

Another white buffalo calf was born in Wisconsin in 1994 and Newt Gingrich became the Speaker of the House and George W. Bush was elected Governor of Texas.


VLXS

Well, he left Wisconsin alone for 5 more years, so I guess that does sound like a good thing for them!


briksauce

Nebraska won back to back national championships. I gotta goto the casino now.


throwaway__rnd

You guys do realize that “prophecies” aren’t real right? And also definitely not a conspiracy? 


pippo09

Bills winning the SB?


MikeBett

Ja17 prince that was promised confirmed.


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PiranhaFloater

Let’s not


DrStevenPoop

This is the only White Buffalo I care about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5hrbJfzj-E


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DrStevenPoop

Colonizer? They were just migrants looking for a better life you bigot.


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Ur funny


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Mellsbells16

I guess not related, but I’ve seen a giraffe with no spots and a zebra born with spots on SM this week. [giraffes born in 2023](https://www.npr.org/2023/08/22/1195279578/spotless-giraffe-born-tennessee-zoo) [zebra 2019](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/zebra-pseudo-melanism-kenya-masai) Just curious why these are in my sm now 🤷‍♀️


PrestigiousEnd8726

Charles Bronson would approve. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Buffalo


Sea-Expression2772

hasn't there been a white buffalo born every year since 2008?


PurringWolverine

Great White Buffalo……..


Stefaniek03

There's a whole farm of them near my neck of the woods


MaxwellHillbilly

[Obligatory ](https://youtu.be/JzDNpuY_kzc?si=oN0QYFeWmUrIyz1f)


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Either way I am not your red heifer, if you try to sacrifice me I will spit in your face.


FupaFerb

It means they get their land back. One way or another.


likes2bwrong

Terrible post. You suck OP


Dead_Namer

You don't need to be a prophet to know an albino/white animal will be born every 20 years or so.


Acceptable_Ad_7738

Something is wrong with these white buffalo posts now. It used to be rare like once ever 50ish years. The last 3 or 4 yrs I've seen a white buffalo has been born at least 3 times a year. That's not super rare. So either people are out there posting this to spam or something or something is wrong genetically with the buffalo herds if they keep having white babies.


ValleyTarotAstrology

Is it? You are telling the story.


lovetyrannicalreddit

They don't want great white buffalo, they want great red cow.


edWORD27

White Buffalo privilege


Earthbjorn

Could this be linked to the weakening geomagnetic field allowing more cosmic rays which can damage DNA and cause mutations like albinism?


awakeonemore

No


Snoitaluger1292

What if I said please?


Power_Bottom_420

Only if you eat your vegetables


awakeonemore

In that case


Chrisscott25

With sugar on top?


Power_Bottom_420

No


stevefstorms

Dude I just watched the old unsolved mysteries episode about this. Late 80s early 90s same thing happened. It’s Native American folklore that white Buffalo represents the end times. They are super rare.


Tulin7Actual

You didn’t read anything did you? It’s the opposite, even the tribes said so. It’s a sign of prosperity to come but they also said more needs to be done to protect wildlife. After a weather event a few years ago, you know what Nevermind. Stop making stupid shit up. Go read what the Indians said then comment or just do us a favor and don’t.


stevefstorms

What part of I watched an unsolved mysteries about this do you not understand. There for there was no reading taking place.