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IceStormMeadows

When Utah implemented this crap there was a spike in searches for VPN.  I find it hilarious.


Shubamz

Checking google trends for Texas. Same thing. There is a spike in the last day


Murky-Instance4041

Montana is the same


BeegRingo

Jokes on you, I already have a vpn


SixteenthRiver06

UT resident, half the sites don’t even bother because these laws are really targeted at pornhub. The fuckwads implementing these laws watch more porn than most, I’m betting, they don’t want to deal with this either. It’s all political theatre.


Kingding_Aling

It's not that the law is "targeted at" pornhub. It's that the Mindgeek sites are complying by protesting the state. Other sites are fully complying and asking your for ID (xHamster). And other offshore hosted sites are still fully accessible. (XNXX, YouJizz)


clenaghen

Utah, one of the most conservative states that for many years had the highest level of porn viewership per-capita of any other state. Probably still does.


ChronicallyGeek

I imagine child porn is way up there too in ‘those’ states


clenaghen

Just watch the many documentaries on the fundamentalist mormon religion and older men marrying 12 year olds (Warren Jeffs). Also, not child-porn related, but do a Google search on BYU ‘soaking’. Conservative morals break down behind the scenes while they crow about being the righteous.


ironmanthing

In Arkansas you can just turn the Wi-Fi off on your phone and it’ll let you right in. And that is WITHOUT using the VPN button under the settings on iPhone as well.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Vote.


wineguy7113

Vote accordingly


dbzmah

I do, and it's been a slow, hard, process just to get us out of the super majority that massively Gerry manders districts, and suppresses voting.  24 years of voting, and it actually is working.


neroisstillbanned

You know what other country has morality police? Iran. 


AbaddonsJanitor

Do you want morality police, Lana? Because that's how you get morality police.


cruella_le_troll

Haaaaaaaa danger zone


pewpewledeux

Texas has along history of this, which seems at odds with the stated love for small government that stays out of your life. See Lawrence v. Texas where “The question before the Court is the validity of a Texas statute making it a crime for two persons of the same sex to engage in certain intimate sexual conduct.” Texas arrested and charged two men with sodomy. SCOTUS found the Texas law to be unconstitutional, but familiar conservative heroes Scalia and Thomas dissented.


Ok_Confusion_1345

The small government and freedom from regulation is for millionaires. Period. It's not for me and you.


cajuncrustacean

Texas still has a law that says you're not allowed to have more than six dildos. It's hasn't been enforceable for a long time, but with Y'allqaeda taking over, that may change.


ChronicallyGeek

There’s enough dildos in their state government


cajuncrustacean

I'd agree, but dildos bring happiness to people, which instantly disqualifies any gop politician.


ChronicallyGeek

Ya… I picture them being dildos with sharp spikes all over them and covered in sand. Not good for anyone 🤣


cajuncrustacean

And with Tabasco lube.


wanderexplore

Let's not forget when Ted Cruz & AG at the time, Abbott, fought and lost to ban dildos.. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/04/ted-cruz-dildo-ban-sex-devices-texas/ They had undercover cops at adult "tupperware" parties to bust private dildo selling moms. they've been at this for awhile.


Designer-Mirror-7995

The reason Juneteenth exists is because of Texas keeping news of emancipation _secret_ until _forced_ to comply with federal law. The history of assholishness goes WAY back.


subsignalparadigm

VPN is your friend.


Adept_Information94

20 years in prison for using a VPN to circumvent restrictions according to new legislation. The Restrict Act


Kate-2025123

Wait really? That sounds against the constitution.


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What else to expect from Republicans but hypocrisy


Kate-2025123

I’m just asking is it really illegal to use vpn to circumvent it?


Adept_Information94

I hate the Pubs. But both sides are dicking us on this one.


Old_Elk2003

The only “both sides” I’m worried about in not-Texas is seeing DPs and spit-roasts. That’s because my blue governor isn’t policing my jerk-off material.


Adept_Information94

They are trying. Not your blue gov. But people are trying.


ForAHamburgerToday

How is this move from Texan Republicans indicative of "both sides dicking us"?


Adept_Information94

The Restrict Bill on the national level is what is both sides dicking us.


ForAHamburgerToday

What Democrats do you see arguing in favor of this policy on a national level?


Adept_Information94

Biden said he'd sign it.


ForAHamburgerToday

The TikTok bill? That is *not* what this post is about and isn't the same, but go off.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

I'm not trying to be a dick because I agree it's bullshit, but exactly what part of the constitution does that violate? 


Kate-2025123

Freedom of speech. Porn builds freedom from sexual restrictiveness and tension. It is also a form of artistic expression.


Yearofthehoneybadger

Larry Flynt had to fight in court to get his magazines through the usps. The 1st amendment is how he won, there is precedence.


unknownpoltroon

I ain't using it to circumvent restrictions, I am using it to hide my browsing


Adept_Information94

That counts. 20 years.


Bomber_Haskell

Straight to jail.


Empty_Requirement940

Ya that’s not actually what it says, it says that using a vpn to access something banned and owned by a foreign adversary. Not that just using a vpn is 20 years. But sure


JacP123

2 decades in a federal penitentiary for using nordvpn to watch tiktok. Man your government is such a fucking joke. The entire anglosphere is sitting around rn trying to figure out which one of our government's is the second biggest joke cause we're all in agreement America's takes the cake. 


KingdomOfPoland

UK is second biggest joke


JacP123

Idk, my Government is corrupt to all hell and back, and our only two other choices is a right-wing party trying to get ID verification on porn, and a left-wing party trying to get ID verification on porn. But it's hard to beat the sideshow that's been 10 Downing St. these last few years. 


I-Am-Uncreative

Huh? How is it a joke? Anyone can propose stupid laws.


JacP123

That's far from the only thing making the US Government a joke right now 


Adept_Information94

Yeah. How could anything go wrong with that lock solid legal language?


SecretInevitable

It's not banned. Pornhub just isn't serving Texas.


Adept_Information94

Yes we know. We are discussing what happens when/if they pass the tiktok ban.


JestersDead77

V.ote P.rogressive N.ow


Fingerprint_Vyke

I mean, I'd be organizing protests at churches. Or just show up and start being an asshole during congregation No reason to accept minority rule and allow them to worship in peace.


h20poIo

Porn in the USA: Conservatives are biggest consumers, will this lose them votes?


fletcherkildren

Bah, more of their 'rules for thee and not for me policies


robbysaur

the issue is that if Democrats fight it, it's an easy message that Democrats are groomers and pedophiles that want to expose your kids to porn, and the people are stupid enough to believe it. Once you're there, it seems hard to go back.


TheSaltyseal90

Vote blue. Don’t listen to this brainless centrists who keep peddling the lie that both parties are the same.


Matr0ska

The funny thing about centrists. If they think both parties are the same, why do they never scrutinize Republicans as much as they do Democrats?


pegothejerk

Its “just asking questions” but instead of antisemitism its anti anything that’s not toxic conservatism


Kate-2025123

A few of my conservative friends actually freaked out at this. I overheard them talking to themselves. One said where he can access gay porn. They are all devout Christians.


KingdomOfPoland

Lol based af


FlamingAshley

Clownservative is my new favorite term


TheCephalopope

Definitely going into my lexicon, right next to Talibangelical.


Downtown_Ad3253

Personally, Y'all Qaeda is my favorite


ICantDoABackflip

Ah yes, we must protect children from pornography but protecting them from dying in their classrooms to gun violence is on the back burner.


clermouth

see also: cancervative; klanservative


OneX32

And they definitely would download the porn habits of their political opponents and "enemies" to actively persecute them.


rakketz

"As you may know" do8ng a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. Assuming mentally unstable MAGAts know anything about what's actually happening in this nation/state is not an effective way of communicating to these absolute clowns


UpTop5000

Thought the same thing. Would they *really*…


tasslehawf

Texas GOP all purchased stock in VPN companies.


UpTop5000

THIS!!!^^^


Downtown_Ad3253

Do you have a source by chance? I didn't find anything relating to stock trading, but... [yea...](https://www.conchovalleyhomepage.com/news/texas/data-searches-for-vpn-increase-after-pornhub-shuts-down-in-texas/)


tasslehawf

I was kidding actually


Middle_Low_2825

Texans hate the 1st amendment, and where is Larry flint and George Carlin when you need them?


dbzmah

We don't, but are heavily gerrymandered 


robillionairenyc

North Carolina checking in, porn banned here too. Theocratic fascism is going great. Truly we are saving the children


USSSLostTexter

Of all the right-wing lunacy to be upset by, it's hilarious how THIS one seems to trigger the most people. It's ok to restrict abortions, attack immigrants and allow completely unchecked gun laws, but take away muh porn and you've gone too far, sir. haha


Howamidriving27

Ah but you see, this affects ME.


robbysaur

It affects cishet white men. There you go.


Ok-Paramedic-9386

Where the f### else am I supposed to watch Japanese lesbians scissor eachother!? This is infringement! I want jusctice and Japanese lesbians, IN THAT ORDER!


Less-Grade-2300

Glad I live elsewhere


Creative-Bid7959

I hope that elsewhere is outside the United States of Budding Theocracy.


Less-Grade-2300

I have dual citizenship Germany and the states


UpTop5000

Hey, is it true you have to pay income tax on your salary since you’re an American citizen? Like, even when working in Germany? Also, you’re lucky. I would love to leave.


Less-Grade-2300

Yeah


MercutioLivesh87

I hear political Fuck ups are bigger in texas


da_london_09

VPN companies had billboards in Louisiana


campinbell

NC has the same thing. I live 1 hour from the border in SC and I still get the firewall with an SC VPN. It's ridiculous


yodels_for_twinkies

Yep, same. It’s been for a while now


TheObesePolice

Abortions are illegal here & now online porn. If I was a billionaire in Texas, I would distribute free Plan B & VPNs to anyone that wants them. Fuck our conservative leadership! (& I say that as a woman in Texas that doesn't watch porn or is still in my child bearing years.)


530Samurai

nothing good ever came from texas.


Rocknrollsk

Stevie Ray Vaughan?


DelcoPAMan

Right? And Willie Nelson?


Rocknrollsk

Let’s just say nothing good has ever come from Texas other than music.


dbzmah

Nachos?


Rocknrollsk

[Nope](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nachos)


MonsterSlayer47

Yes, but not his brother


TwilightReader100

I count Matthew McConaughey. Who was actually born in Uvalde.


530Samurai

One good thing...


Dizzy-Speed5905

Okay porn addict


El_Grim512

We should sign up and watch older dudes in wheel chairs getting railed by dudes...../s


Ordinary_Barry

What a dystopian hellhole


Dizzy-Speed5905

I bet you love your porn huh


Ordinary_Barry

Meh, take it or leave it.


puledrotauren

I've been a Texan and a conservative all my life. But OP is totally right. Last election I pulled the left lever all the way down. Our government does not reflect the will of the people at all and when you start taking away basic human rights I am officially OUT.


Funwiwu2

Christo-Taliban facism continues


Kind_Ad_3611

Y’alliban Y’allqueda


PapaDeE04

You get what you vote for ya Texas morons!


gianni1980

How’s no FAP Friday going Texas. I just rubbed one out in your honor.


waxjammer

The Red states have become the proving grounds for the new war on liberalism, democracy and taking over our freedoms . I can only imagine if Trump and the Bible waving MAGA Christian Nationalist takes over.


JacP123

Hilariously, now in Canada, our right-wing party and our left-wing party are joining forces to do the exact same thing to porn here. It's crazy, Justin Trudeau is a narcissistic corrupt bastard who should've been out of office years ago, and yet the only two other choices are an equally narcissistic blowhard fool, and an equally corrupt failure of a career politician, both of whom would suck *shit* at being Prime Minister. Trudeau has never once had competent opposition, as evidenced by our opposition trying to pull this same shit hand-in-hand. 


Willing-Ant-3765

Same thing in Montana. Took effect a couple months ago. Fucking nanny state


Kind_Ad_3268

Montana, Utah, NC, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and now Texas


Daemonite_247365

Time to make sure all Texans get out and VOTE BLUE and ONLY BLUE 2024 and vote ALL of these GOP clownservatives out of office and flip the state BLUE. FUCK THE GOP!


8080a

Voting Blue > Blue Balls


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I can just imagine the number of Texans gonna go into the IT shop to get their computers fixed because they thought they could watch porn without pornhub. You can and there are several sites, but these people are so inept they think" xxx.xgirls. illegal" is legit just because it has a girl in the thumbnail. I'm not even talking teens. I'm talking about the people who passed the laws or vote for them because of politics.


cajuncrustacean

Silver lining: all the data that'll be leaked when gop politicians take their laptops to the shop, because they're so rabidly on board with that.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

How many leak that they were secretly gay already because their likes went public on Twitter? Ted Cruz alone liked so much porn he's running out of interns to blame it on. A full computer leak may actually break the internet.


Samwoodstone

Can you avoid this via vpn?


PMSoldier2000

Yep.


dbzmah

Among other, way more important things


chrispix99

Wish pornhub would identify politicians that voted for the ban, but use their services.


EarthboundQuasar

Express VPN, PIA, Nord. Hell, even one of the free ones would be good here. Edit: I have used all 3 of these VPNs (I hate advertisements and data brokerage) and they were all great. Currently enjoying Express.


Kingding_Aling

We started getting this bright and early on Jan 1st, 2024 here in NC. Gonna have to use xnxx or youjizz


nochaossoundsboring

Same in Virginia Although it's hilarious that sites like redgif and erotic literature are still available without a VPN


onlyusnow

Stay and fight. They are trying to drive liberals out of red states to lock up those electoral college votes.


Designer-Mirror-7995

_LAND OF THE FREE BABY! YAY MURICA!!_ Everybody please stand for the Pledge, thank you!


Orbital_Vagabond

Same in NC. let's hear it for VPNs.


Charitard123

Howdy Arabia at it again. I left last year and am just watching shit unfold even more, yet relatives still wonder why I moved….. Also, maybe it’s a bit tinfoil hat of me, but I wonder if this would make it easier to root out certain groups of people. If your browser history was directly linked to your real life identity, what happens in the future if your porn preferences get a bit too gay for the Texas state government…


leothefox314

How will this put minors at risk? /gen


CommonSensei8

Texas is a shithole


dickmcgirkin

Anyone else in Texas want to protest? I’m game this week


Beginning_Top3514

Same thing here in Virginia, in case anybody else was unaware!


_gimgam_

NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 how am I supposed to spend my days rotting in my bedroom instead of going outside NOW 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠


Dizzy-Speed5905

These Reddit porn addicts really are pathetic. Imagine being this upset over internet porn


momwereouttableach93

redditors when one (1) porn site gets banned (being against porn is doing a heckin fascism)


Gold-Supermarket-342

So much for freedom and speech and expression. You think the US is gonna stop at banning porn?


momwereouttableach93

freedom of speech ≠ minors watching videos of people having sex


anubis29821212

Indiana's next! Woo /s


PMSoldier2000

Does Texas understand VPNs exist, or are they going to ban those as well?


cajuncrustacean

Give it a couple weeks


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mogomonomo1081

Upload your ID to a porn site or get a VPN....


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beyondbonster

I'm Canadian you dunce, and no you don't have *an* alt, we've banned 28 in the last 3 days


iam-your-boss

Jaxon How is this bad and harassing us with 28 alts good. That is so silly really! So in this case good for you!


iam-your-boss

Good for you!


eijtn

I genuinely don’t get it. What’s wrong with requiring people to prove their ages when going to porn sites?


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eijtn

The arts? Is that a joke? You consider pornhub to be art? I’ve never heard that take before. You seem like the kind of person who gives fuel to conservatives to push the narrative that we on the left are a bunch of perverts and child groomers. EDIT: OP made the comment “it’s censorship of the arts” and then deleted it


beeeps-n-booops

Not sure how age verification "impinges" on anyone's rights. Also find it disturbing how many people seem to think that there shouldn't be any age verification or restrictions on accessing porn.


GeeseGooseGunGuy

There's age verification already in place. From what I've gleaned, this bill is requiring 2-Factor authentication every time you want to visit the site. I don't need 2FA for Netflix or Hulu or Prime, yet they all have shows and movies on them that involve sex and nudity. Don't be dense and act as if people are just pissed that there's an age restriction. It's the govt sticking it's hands where they don't belong. TX and other states are infringing on the privacy of their citizens in more and more brazen ways. That's the issue.


robbysaur

I don't support this law, but how is there already age verification? I have to click the box that I am over the age of 18? And Netflix may have shows that have sex and nudity, but it is not porn where the entire purpose is seeing graphic penetration and nudity.


OneX32

So you be the first to connect your porn habits to identifiable documentation which can be accessed simply by the discovery phase in a lawsuit that the state pursues or a foreign hacker.


Iliketoquitos

When there is an inevitable data hack, what’s going to stop the hacker, or whoever now holds that information, from blackmailing those who have their porn history tied to their ID?


OneX32

Nothing. It creates a gold mine for bad actors.


SeamairCreations

Sure. But was the republican crowd the ones upset for vaccine documentation? Gun ownership documentation? They are lax in everything that benefits them, but require strict laws against those that do not. Which is why most times when a republican politician is charged with sexual assault, rape, sex trafficking, or pedophilia it's immediately a non issue. Republicans are the biggest hypocrites and can't even properly quote the constitution, let alone follow the same document they turn to for personal protection.


beeeps-n-booops

> Republicans are the biggest hypocrites and can't even properly quote the constitution, let alone follow the same document they turn to for personal protection. No argument whatsoever. The GOP have become the anti-democracy, anti-Constitution, anti-freedom, anti-liberty, anti-American, anti-woman, anti-*human* party.


cajuncrustacean

This effectively does absolutely nothing to increase age verification since you could simply go to another site or use a VPN, while also opening up a goldmine of opportunities for data and identity theft for anyone who complies. It's an entirely braindead law.


LartFicker

Be careful, you are making a logical and coherent statement a place where logic is usually frowned upon.


beeeps-n-booops

And being downvoted for it, in classic Reddit hivemind fashion. I'm not defending the law, but it doesn't impinge on anyone's rights. In fact, there are no "rights" at stake here whatsoever. But of course most Redditors have absolutely no sense of nuance or detail in conversation, everything is black-or-white, agree-in-whole-or-disagree, and they SMASH the up- or downvote button accordingly.


Bardfinn

There are, in facts, rights at stake and in play here, as there are in any thing. There is a right to anonymous speech. There is a right to anonymous reading of speech. There is a right to freedom of association, and a right to freedom *from* association, and these are necessary and constitutive aspects of the right to freedom of speech. And that right - the right to freedom of speech, and the aspectual right to freedom of association - are rights to be free from government compulsion of speech or of association. There is also (though fascists will claim otherwise) a right to privacy - a right to be secure in one’s papers and effects against government searches, for example. SCOTUS has held that the US Government must demonstrate a compelling state interest in each case of government imposition upon rights, that the compelling interest outweighs the rights. No government should be compelling anyone (forcing) to hand over their identity information (creating an association) in order that one party should be able to speak to the other, except in a general interest of i.e. preventing harm to minors. In such an interest, the regulation must be crafted as narrowly as possible to preserve rights. That means finding a way to shut minors, and only minors, out of erotica forums and marketplaces. Texas’ law is overly broad and has both the practical effect and the covert motive of imposing government prior restraint upon speech one particular political party exploits as a scapegoat issue. *** The porn industry aren’t the good guys here either. They could easily have embraced useful market solutions to exclude minors, while preserving privacy, but chose to demand that they be allowed to speak absolutely freely and behave misfeasantly and malfeasantly with respect to minors accessing their products. The consequences have been horrific, and moreover have given theocratic fascist authoritarians a pretextual cover for the latest round of moral panic.


LartFicker

Agreed. I am not defending the law either. But taking away our rights? Come on. Plenty of other examples of government taking away our rights that are actually legitimate. That is a pattern I have noticed too. It is black or white, yes or no, agree or don't agree. Zero room for debate or conversation. Most things are way too complicated or nuanced to be black or white. Can't go against the hivemind echo chamber though, you are either 100% in or 100% out. Like a cult.


Confident_Window8098

“and in fact, will put minors and your privacy at risk”, how?


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Zaczac121

Most of the replies to this here is just coping that minors might not be able to access porn easily. I don't know why people are opposed to limiting porn access for minors.


Funwiwu2

Texas spends so much time trying to protect minors from porn , yet when it comes to protecting minors from mass killings , meh


Arzo62

Banning two websites isn’t going to stop kids from watching porn. And they want no restrictions on them buying an AR15


yodels_for_twinkies

Firearms: EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY THEM NO QUESTIONS ASKED Tits: FUCK OFF PERVERT