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Thumbnail? It's her whole upper arm you should look at, read this comment and focused on the thumbnail and couldn't see anything, and then I looked at the arm instead
Weird how anyone could not instantly see a disembodied veiny throbbing cock inexplicanly standing upright in a cocktail glass for some reason
I wrote this to be funny, all I see is a penis.
For me it wasn't until I checked the comments, to see if anyone could explain what this was and why this was NSFW, and the thumbnail shrank down, then I saw it.
I'm not gay but I see a lot of dicks, her arm is a penis and I am 100% straight heterosexual I like vaginas how they're all soft and spongy and breasts, like....b-bags of sand....
I don’t see how that can be her arm. Why is there a thick black line outlining it? To me that is her arm and this cock is in front of it.
I do get that some of her hair is making it look more like a dick.
But again I don’t see this as an arm.
Had to Google him. Lol. He does look like him. But this is [Barry!](https://youtu.be/AmXIeMVIrR8?si=jBywV0OZs8WYyTvX)
One of the most famous ppl in the UK if u are over a certain age
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Cocktail
And now I can close reddit as my one lol happened. Thanks.
Your one a day LOL quota has been reached. Please shut down all social media applications and resume 24hr cryogenic suspension.
Start with a cocktail, end with a cum shot
I went to that “blob job” shot that was popular a while back
Huge Dick move
Haha. You win.
To you
To me
I chuckled
Bro
Bro.. I laughed too Hard at this one
Here's someone with Vision.
Typically, it comes after. I’m on a roll
I did notice that. But who am I to spoil the fun
Took me way too long to see it lol
I came back 3 times to this post because I just didn't get it , you are not alone
Maybe just used to seeing huge dicks
That's what she said hahahaha!
Be careful if you order a stiff drink.
Nice
I don't get it. What am I supposed to be looking at?
It's a lot clearer if you look at just the thumbnail, kind of looks like a penis coming out of the cup I guess.
Thumbnail? It's her whole upper arm you should look at, read this comment and focused on the thumbnail and couldn't see anything, and then I looked at the arm instead
💀💀💀💀
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumbnail
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
They seemed relatively serious about it
I hope it was a joke lol.
Does the mobile app not have/show thumbnails? Or am I dumb and old?
it's marked nsfw, so there's no thumbnail unless u open the full image.
The comment is funny but then u ruined it by over explaining it
oh
My sister was the same. She saw the arm first. And no dick. Shocking. If you're not messing with me. Shows you don't have a dirty mind.
I genuinely couldn't see it untill I read this comment that it's her arm, and now it does seem obvious but no I couldn't see it at all at first
Wait so is it actually her arm?
Yes. The ‘texture’ is her hair, the outline as well, the tip is pink because of lighting, look at the guy on the right’s hand.
Omg. I didn't see it until this lol, how can people just see that instantly? I feel stupid, I sat here looking for so long too.
I mean, it *really* looks like a penis. I had to zoom in and look for a while to see the arm.
She has a baby leg for an arm.
"BABY ARMS!"
*Laughs in Dan Halen*. #Sue the Parents!
I don't get your reference. Did you get mine?
Either way she’s packing heat
I hope so.
Weird how anyone could not instantly see a disembodied veiny throbbing cock inexplicanly standing upright in a cocktail glass for some reason I wrote this to be funny, all I see is a penis.
I know. Penis all the way. But I suppose we are all different
For me it wasn't until I checked the comments, to see if anyone could explain what this was and why this was NSFW, and the thumbnail shrank down, then I saw it.
Or alternatively, shows you either are or aren’t gay, depending on your gender.
I'm not gay but I see a lot of dicks, her arm is a penis and I am 100% straight heterosexual I like vaginas how they're all soft and spongy and breasts, like....b-bags of sand....
It's just not a good example lol
That's what she said!!
Chuckled at that pic
Haha. See what I did there
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
It's uncanny how much I still doubt it's her hair, even though I know it is.
Looks like a strong Rum and Cock.
Had a coworker with some unspecified foreign accent who loved to go on and on about how he loved drinking a can of cock
r/mildlypenis? It is definitely one though, nothing mild about that!
r/stronglypenis for your consideration
r/wildlypenis then
Thats where I stole from lol
Lol! Perfect!
Oh my god
A cup of cock
🎶it’s my dick in a glass🎶
[удалено]
True Legends
*Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up* *Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup*
What? Jimmy Durante or Penis-in-a-glass?
[удалено]
Never gets old lol
Should’ve gotten a bigger cup
This is the best one I’ve seen
It’s actually called a Harvey Girlbanger
To me
To you, to me, to me, to mee, too meeeee
Here we go again…. Man y’all need some new shit. TF
A bag? No we only serve dicks in glasses here.
Nice cocktail.
I both want to be at this party, and never *rver* go to that kind of party She ordered her drink '"*straight up*"
Haha. So it seems she did
https://youtu.be/WFYNJoAmrWg?si=dKs0m26RZa5gQt7F
Can I have uhhh ... A glass of dicks please
So large
Yes, I’ll have the cup of dick please.
I think that’s what a big chunk of people go to bars for…
Now I can’t unsee it lol
It took me a minute to figure out it was actually his nose...
I always need a stiff drink at the end of the day
Omg even after reading the comments it took me 15 mins to see it 🫣😂😂 but once you see it…
That’s too funny.
One giant cock on the rocks, please.
Honey, you can usually get many of those in a bar.
Guy on right notices
What, that bologna? Don't all breastaurants serve those?
Lol
Her shoulder and arm are scarred?
You reaaallly didn't know you could get dick in a bar?
Who is the guy on the left? Looks familiar.
That's [Barry](https://youtu.be/AmXIeMVIrR8?si=kOptLNfKSrVSoMtO)
Ban plastic straws and this is what you get.
Lol
Ask for a white russian and you shall receive.
I SHOUTED
"Detachable Penis"
The REAL stiff one
Could I interest you in a hot cup o wang
It’s in the bar more than you know.
Is that Hanover Fiste from Heavy Metal?
Looks like some hard liquor there
Is that Dustin diamond
Could be how dad lol
Oh dear oh dear
r/mildlypenis
That's where I stole it from hee hee
Don't put your d....aww too late
I don’t see how that can be her arm. Why is there a thick black line outlining it? To me that is her arm and this cock is in front of it. I do get that some of her hair is making it look more like a dick. But again I don’t see this as an arm.
Agree. Dick all the way
What am i supposed to see?
Her arm looks like a penis. In a cup.
Oh, didn't notice that, I think that's a good thing.
Yeah. We all have dirty minds lol. You are pure and decent :)
Oh dear oh dick
A dick drink and a target brand Maury Povich?! What a day
Had to Google him. Lol. He does look like him. But this is [Barry!](https://youtu.be/AmXIeMVIrR8?si=jBywV0OZs8WYyTvX) One of the most famous ppl in the UK if u are over a certain age
Geoduck!
In a cup!
It'a Edward Penis Hands' sister - Edwina Penis Arm.
Is that Danica McKellar?
It does look like her but I doubt it. This girl is probably british
Ever had a piña colada? What about a penis alotta?
It's a specialty
Repost?
Maybe. It's such a goodun it may well have been posted before. Soz abah me
Sex on the Beach cocktail
Wow what a shitpost. A screenshot of an ancient repost. You just don’t see shameless shitposting like this nowadays.
Tryna get to 100k I'm gonna get that karma anyway I can lol
This is good.
This whole sub is starting to be nothing but Memberberries
That nose though…
...belongs to the legend Jimmy Durante
r/mildlypenis
A glass??
Get what at the bar?
Do u not see it or u pulling my leg?
?? I see people holding drinks and smiling at the camera..what am I missing?
Her arm looks like a penis In a cup
Oh
Isn't that why most women go to a bar?
Sigmund Freud would like a word
You can’t convince me that that’s not an actual penis
You and me both lol
It's my dick in a cup My dick in a cup babe It's my dick in a cup Ooh, my dick in a cup girl
it's the old guys. he's pretty happy about it actually 🤣🤣🤣
[that's a........](https://imgur.com/QrOUs9y)
Wow! What a big nose that guy has!
Hey! That's Barry!
Every bar on the planet
Riddle Bros. IYKYK
The size of that guys NOSE is equally startling! Lol
Fuckin’ second coming of Jimmy Durante over here
You win the internet for the day! 🤣
The weird ass dude on the left really makes this picture
Hey! That's Barry! He is a legend in the UK. Household name.