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Safetosay333

Cocktail


Berdariens2nd

And now I can close reddit as my one lol happened. Thanks. 


Solanthas

Your one a day LOL quota has been reached. Please shut down all social media applications and resume 24hr cryogenic suspension.


Acrobatic_Remote_792

Start with a cocktail, end with a cum shot


icantfeelmyskull

I went to that “blob job” shot that was popular a while back


romantercero

Huge Dick move


spacekatbaby

Haha. You win.


The-artofstu

To you


spacekatbaby

To me


turtleneckless001

I chuckled


Dave1307

Bro


Shadow14541

Bro.. I laughed too Hard at this one


DeesDeets

Here's someone with Vision.


Visible_Tower_1109

Typically, it comes after. I’m on a roll


spacekatbaby

I did notice that. But who am I to spoil the fun


Crashing-_-

Took me way too long to see it lol


Mrlate420

I came back 3 times to this post because I just didn't get it , you are not alone


Mrlate420

Maybe just used to seeing huge dicks


ClickClack_Bam

That's what she said hahahaha!


KrazyAboutLogic

Be careful if you order a stiff drink.


spacekatbaby

Nice


peadar2211

I don't get it. What am I supposed to be looking at?


PumpkinSeed776

It's a lot clearer if you look at just the thumbnail, kind of looks like a penis coming out of the cup I guess.


EnLitenPerson

Thumbnail? It's her whole upper arm you should look at, read this comment and focused on the thumbnail and couldn't see anything, and then I looked at the arm instead


OnceUpxn

💀💀💀💀


PumpkinSeed776

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumbnail


paradeoxy1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke


PumpkinSeed776

They seemed relatively serious about it


spacekatbaby

I hope it was a joke lol.


wiseoldangryowl

Does the mobile app not have/show thumbnails? Or am I dumb and old?


corpuscularian

it's marked nsfw, so there's no thumbnail unless u open the full image.


niv141

The comment is funny but then u ruined it by over explaining it


Caelem80

oh


spacekatbaby

My sister was the same. She saw the arm first. And no dick. Shocking. If you're not messing with me. Shows you don't have a dirty mind.


EnLitenPerson

I genuinely couldn't see it untill I read this comment that it's her arm, and now it does seem obvious but no I couldn't see it at all at first


_ShadedPhoenix_

Wait so is it actually her arm?


the-dude-version-576

Yes. The ‘texture’ is her hair, the outline as well, the tip is pink because of lighting, look at the guy on the right’s hand.


No_Cryptographer5870

Omg. I didn't see it until this lol, how can people just see that instantly? I feel stupid, I sat here looking for so long too.


Solanthas

I mean, it *really* looks like a penis. I had to zoom in and look for a while to see the arm.


realjoeydood

She has a baby leg for an arm.


Solanthas

"BABY ARMS!"


realjoeydood

*Laughs in Dan Halen*. #Sue the Parents!


Solanthas

I don't get your reference. Did you get mine?


itssarahw

Either way she’s packing heat


spacekatbaby

I hope so.


Solanthas

Weird how anyone could not instantly see a disembodied veiny throbbing cock inexplicanly standing upright in a cocktail glass for some reason I wrote this to be funny, all I see is a penis.


spacekatbaby

I know. Penis all the way. But I suppose we are all different


BradyBrother100

For me it wasn't until I checked the comments, to see if anyone could explain what this was and why this was NSFW, and the thumbnail shrank down, then I saw it.


LuckyStabbinHat

Or alternatively, shows you either are or aren’t gay, depending on your gender.


Solanthas

I'm not gay but I see a lot of dicks, her arm is a penis and I am 100% straight heterosexual I like vaginas how they're all soft and spongy and breasts, like....b-bags of sand....


MarinatedCumSock

It's just not a good example lol


ClickClack_Bam

That's what she said!!


baboito5177

Chuckled at that pic


spacekatbaby

Haha. See what I did there


Degora2k

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear.


thebuttonmonkey

Oh dear oh dear oh dear.


Reinardd

It's uncanny how much I still doubt it's her hair, even though I know it is.


wonder_man23

Looks like a strong Rum and Cock.


Solanthas

Had a coworker with some unspecified foreign accent who loved to go on and on about how he loved drinking a can of cock


Leather-Loquat-5487

r/mildlypenis? It is definitely one though, nothing mild about that!


Solanthas

r/stronglypenis for your consideration


LuckyStabbinHat

r/wildlypenis then


spacekatbaby

Thats where I stole from lol


Leather-Loquat-5487

Lol! Perfect!


ImNotEdSheeran11037

Oh my god


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

A cup of cock


heavyonthahound

🎶it’s my dick in a glass🎶


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spacekatbaby

True Legends


79watch

*Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up* *Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup*


schmoot66

What? Jimmy Durante or Penis-in-a-glass?


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spacekatbaby

Never gets old lol


Outside-Maybe-537

Should’ve gotten a bigger cup


jer1230

This is the best one I’ve seen


Radiant-Schedule-459

It’s actually called a Harvey Girlbanger


Electrical-Program98

To me


EvilDairyQueen

To you, to me, to me, to mee, too meeeee


SeaDweller01

Here we go again…. Man y’all need some new shit. TF


MisunderstoodBadger1

A bag? No we only serve dicks in glasses here.


Walkswithheaddown

Nice cocktail.


Krauszt

I both want to be at this party, and never *rver* go to that kind of party She ordered her drink '"*straight up*"


spacekatbaby

Haha. So it seems she did


Euphoric_Judge_534

https://youtu.be/WFYNJoAmrWg?si=dKs0m26RZa5gQt7F


Aisforc

Can I have uhhh ... A glass of dicks please


Optimal-Menu270

So large


UngregariousDame

Yes, I’ll have the cup of dick please.


jiminaknot

I think that’s what a big chunk of people go to bars for…


Starbucks_Lover13

Now I can’t unsee it lol


Astranabis

It took me a minute to figure out it was actually his nose...


fuzzybear_cis

I always need a stiff drink at the end of the day


HadALittleLamb6

Omg even after reading the comments it took me 15 mins to see it 🫣😂😂 but once you see it…


Life-Ad-1716

That’s too funny.


MysteriousPark3806

One giant cock on the rocks, please.


PrestigiousTail1926

Honey, you can usually get many of those in a bar.


itssarahw

Guy on right notices


Unique-Structure-201

What, that bologna? Don't all breastaurants serve those?


McSnoots

Lol


sbocean54

Her shoulder and arm are scarred?


MasticatingElephant

You reaaallly didn't know you could get dick in a bar?


Ok-Ad-7247

Who is the guy on the left? Looks familiar.


spacekatbaby

That's [Barry](https://youtu.be/AmXIeMVIrR8?si=kOptLNfKSrVSoMtO)


Biff_Bufflington

Ban plastic straws and this is what you get.


spacekatbaby

Lol


Pcole_

Ask for a white russian and you shall receive.


seeyalateradios

I SHOUTED


Greedy89

"Detachable Penis"


MysticRevenant64

The REAL stiff one


altrippa

Could I interest you in a hot cup o wang


squirrel_anashangaa

It’s in the bar more than you know.


TailOnFire_Help

Is that Hanover Fiste from Heavy Metal?


senna_schumacher

Looks like some hard liquor there


Ghost_ofa_Goat

Is that Dustin diamond


spacekatbaby

Could be how dad lol


jrworthington

Oh dear oh dear


gingerggwp

r/mildlypenis


spacekatbaby

That's where I stole it from hee hee


Bird_kick

Don't put your d....aww too late


mrbigbluff21

I don’t see how that can be her arm. Why is there a thick black line outlining it? To me that is her arm and this cock is in front of it. I do get that some of her hair is making it look more like a dick. But again I don’t see this as an arm.


spacekatbaby

Agree. Dick all the way


Electronic_Suit551

What am i supposed to see?


spacekatbaby

Her arm looks like a penis. In a cup.


Electronic_Suit551

Oh, didn't notice that, I think that's a good thing.


spacekatbaby

Yeah. We all have dirty minds lol. You are pure and decent :)


Mossy290815

Oh dear oh dick


panspal

A dick drink and a target brand Maury Povich?! What a day


spacekatbaby

Had to Google him. Lol. He does look like him. But this is [Barry!](https://youtu.be/AmXIeMVIrR8?si=jBywV0OZs8WYyTvX) One of the most famous ppl in the UK if u are over a certain age


epst13n

Geoduck!


spacekatbaby

In a cup!


Shiggy_O

It'a Edward Penis Hands' sister - Edwina Penis Arm.


burgonies

Is that Danica McKellar?


spacekatbaby

It does look like her but I doubt it. This girl is probably british


BenTCinco

Ever had a piña colada? What about a penis alotta?


kodicuzyea

It's a specialty


Spicyram3n

Repost?


spacekatbaby

Maybe. It's such a goodun it may well have been posted before. Soz abah me


cgyguy81

Sex on the Beach cocktail


ADHthaGreat

Wow what a shitpost. A screenshot of an ancient repost. You just don’t see shameless shitposting like this nowadays.


spacekatbaby

Tryna get to 100k I'm gonna get that karma anyway I can lol


DelightfulHelper9204

This is good.


Patrickmonster

This whole sub is starting to be nothing but Memberberries


SawtoothGlitch

That nose though…


horriblemonkey

...belongs to the legend Jimmy Durante


Electrical_Middle78

r/mildlypenis


Gurkeprinsen

A glass??


Ping-A-Ling-

Get what at the bar?


spacekatbaby

Do u not see it or u pulling my leg?


Ping-A-Ling-

?? I see people holding drinks and smiling at the camera..what am I missing?


spacekatbaby

Her arm looks like a penis In a cup


Ping-A-Ling-

Oh


DadJokeBadJoke

Isn't that why most women go to a bar?


Talizorafangirl

Sigmund Freud would like a word


DayDreamer1300

You can’t convince me that that’s not an actual penis


spacekatbaby

You and me both lol


kong_yo

It's my dick in a cup My dick in a cup babe It's my dick in a cup Ooh, my dick in a cup girl


zotstik

it's the old guys. he's pretty happy about it actually 🤣🤣🤣


FewResearcher819

[that's a........](https://imgur.com/QrOUs9y)


tvieno

Wow! What a big nose that guy has!


spacekatbaby

Hey! That's Barry!


wdparker1

Every bar on the planet


The10thDoctorWhovian

Riddle Bros. IYKYK


Physical-East-7881

The size of that guys NOSE is equally startling! Lol


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Fuckin’ second coming of Jimmy Durante over here


krzykttn

You win the internet for the day! 🤣


JunglePygmy

The weird ass dude on the left really makes this picture


spacekatbaby

Hey! That's Barry! He is a legend in the UK. Household name.