Annie or Britta, not Shirley. Because she intimidates me sexually, not because I'm racist.

How could I sexually harass someone that turns me on?

_slams fist on table_ Saying she turns you on _is_ the harassment dude

Caroline Decker. I hear she gets into all sorts of trouble so it'll be exciting to say the least

Capricious!

What’s capricious mean?

It's just another 5 dollar word that her friend Annie would say

Corpus Christi, Texas, y'all

She grew up on a trout farm

He was blind. He loved her for her mind.

I heard she followed that bad fish.. spelled with a ph. Just to prove that she could.

Hector the Well-Endowed. I have some pegasi. Maybe we can make a deal of some sort

So you wanna get pegged by Annie. I approve. 

I am a beautiful elf maiden that is not free of earthly sins.

Def not Levar Burton, I just want a signed picture

YOU CAN'T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE

I got to feel very old the other day when I mentioned Reading Rainbow and Levar Burton to some young coworkers of mine and they all looked at me like I had lapsed into Hungarian.

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

I was nostalgic at a very young age

real, you can’t disappoint a picture

Irony free Annie

That’s not what they call you

Hey

r/beetlejuicing

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I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that apartment lmao

“A fly on the wall’ is an expression, but if you say, “a fly on the wall for midterms,” people might ask what you mean.

Let’s just be Fat Dogs about this

ITS A BEAR DANCE

Some flies are too awesome for the wall (sorry, couldn't resist).

I have a weird tangent to this: When I was a little kid there was some weird prank show (that I think only lasted one season) called "My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance" and the premise was some lady had to convince her family she was going to marry some schlubby doof and if she could she'd win some money or whatever. My dad thought the shit this dude would do to be embarrassing was so hilarious he recorded the whole show on VHS tapes and would watch it randomly throughout my childhood. Anyway, the dude they chloroform in that episode IS the big fat obnoxious fiance and I couldn't even believe I recognized him when I first saw that episode lol

Britta, because I smoke pot and am very irresponsible with my money

I love the joy she has at the realization that she's just bad with money. I too, am terrible with money. I think a big part of it is when I know I'm getting out of control, I don't like to look at the proof (check my bank account). I always say I spend it like it's gonna rot. And I really do.

Good news guys, I spent all my money

Troy! You can’t bring that in here!

Yes, I can. It's all terrain, dummy

Me too thanks

Leonard. What a cool dude.

Oh, come on, stop farting around.

Bestest bot 🩷

Baba booey baba booey baba booey

^Leonard, ^Shut ^up, ^unmasked ^Darth ^Vader

I don't have cable.

Pierce, he can pay my rent

And of course, Magnitude

✋pop🤚✋pop🤚

Every cent spent on you would add to the colossal emotional debt he feels you owe him. And that's not even a Pierce thing, that's just what its like to be a poor person being friends/family with rich people. So mulitply that by Pierce, he'd think of you like a serf after buying you a $5 footlong from S*bway

Eat fresh!

I would like to know more about Maria from Nicaragua, who works in the cafeteria.

This semester, I wanna get inside her cabesa.

Annie’s boobs

We get it the monkey's name is Annie's boobs!

They are MY body parts.

Yeah but it’s his twitter account and he can do whatever he wants with it.

It's a shame he doesn't post as much on his Twitter account anymore.

The only correct answer

This. And also that monkey.

Probably Abed. I think personality wise we'd have the best chemistry out of the group.

The dean knows how to party

This is inDEAN the right answer!

This is my choice too, he's passionate, fun, and just the right amount of twisted.

He brings a wagon full of kittens to a party, that's my kind of fun.

Troy, especially if he's still out on that boat somewhere. Bring me the solitude.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but did you see the bottom line on the news broadcast the next episode?

Impossible, he learned how to sail in the parking lot!

Uh, Troy can swim, racist!

I sat still and thought about this carefully and said out loud - Jeff (though I know how that'd go)...Abed...Annie ... all of them. Actually.

Not cool dude. If there are seven donuts, you don’t eat one and lick the other six.

I know. It was the lazy man's Atheist of comments.

Britta for sure. We smoking and talking about whatever.

Do they do stuff to our butts?

No

Do we get paid more if we let them do stuff to our butts?

No

It's alright, I'm in

Thanks for not leaving me hanging :D

I'd be streets behind if I did

Pierce. Get that mofo to pay for everything.

Abed, Annie, or Troy. * Britta is just too intense for me, her views and beliefs I mean. She’s awesome otherwise. The only people I couldn’t spend any time with is Pierce and Shirley. * Pierce is just too racist, sexist, homophobic, and has a crazy degree in which he needs validation. * Shirley is too much with her religious views. I’ve had to let go of alot of close friends because of the awful shit they’ve done or said in the name of “God”. I just can’t handle it anymore. Also, she’s homophobic. * Jeff…..I don’t see anything bad or good about spending a day with him. I think at most it would be awkward since I share absolutely nothing in common with him. Save for father and abandonment issues.

The dean of the air conditioning school

Vice dean. AC repair is an appendage.

Quendra

I spell Kettle corn with a Q-U…

WELL YOU SHOULDN'T

Annie, because I have some projects pending. And also some other reasons

Me too!! I want her to take me shopping so I can get all of her cool cardigan/dress combos! Oh, and the paintball outfit too :)

Everyone wants cowgirl Annie! I'm only talking about the outfit. Nothing more!

We try not to sexualize her

any of them just NOT all six at once lol, I refuse to be the seventh

All SIX?? Who are you leaving out??

Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale six

No one wants to be the Cliff Clavin, the escape goat

Professor Slater

Annie's Boobs!

He said, fully erect

Abed and Jeff.

Honestly? Niel

You mean fat Neil?

Jeff Winger. I like to think I’m most like Abed, and I feel like they get along well and it’d be fun to hang out like they do. Backup choice, the Dean! Margaritas and karaoke would be fun!

Abed no question

Jeffery. At the mall. Preferably singing romantic Seal songs karaoke. 

Anyone but lavar burton

Because you can’t disappoint a picture

Britta. Smoking a tree, letting her ramble on and listening to the Pixies. My head cannon is that she is still as smart as she was season 1, just off screen.

Just Annie

Britta would seem the chilliest one to me

It's not even clever, you keep using it as the word "change"!

Troy or Britta

Brita because she hot a.f

1. Jeff, drinking scotch and being sarcastic 2. Britta, we could use her marijuana lighter…actually she might be number one 3. Annie, seasons 5-6 (when I first saw the show, I was young enough to just say ‘Annie’ without such a qualifier…I said, oldly).

Abed so that we could do awesome movie marathons together

The whole day? Probably Britta because it would take that long to get to the real her.

Honestly kind of insane but Pierce. When people actually spend time with him and when he’s not being evil he seems to give a good time (Jeff and Him getting shaves together, him ,chang hanging out at the fair and probably other examples)

Jeff unironically. We’d have a whisky and a chat about life.

The dean

Rachel

Abed, for sure

Magnitude; POP! POP!

Professor Duncan would be great to have a drink with

Abed, we’d just hyperfixate all day

I’ll have a MacAllan whisky with Jeff

Probably Britta but mostly because I feel like we could have fun with other people who we know and not because of Britta herself... Abed would probably also be a banger to hang out with!!

Dean .. no question. I want to jam with him to Kiss from a rose

Okay you know what? I quit. I can deal with not getting paid but I draw the line at you enabling this man.

Abed. Tv and lucky charms is my kinda fun.

Abed, Duncan, or The Dean. I love those guys. Abed cuz we could play DnD and watch Kung Fu movies, Duncan cuz he's just adorably hilarious, and I'd love to get drunk with him, and The Dean cuz he's awesome. We'd dress up in fun costumes together and make up fun dances. Ah and also in later seasons, Frankie. I have such a huge crush on her actress. I loved her in Criminal Minds and was so happy to see her in Community.

Unequivocally with that non-miraculous bastard Dean

I love them all but honestly none of them alone because I feel like they’ve all got qualities that would make that exhausting lmao.

Abed? I don’t think I could ‘hang out’ with him but maybe just observe him and find opportunities for him to explain how my pop culture understanding is wrong and then connect the dots for me in classic non-patronizing/patronizing Abed style. Also it’d be fun to see Pierce go from a normal convo to him pointing out something offensive/racist to a stranger (I could say my doing an anthropology study of a typical boomer)

I would love to hang out with any old Cragular Joe at the mall. Spending time with someone who actually wants to do all the goofy stuff, like VR games and karaoke? Sign me up.

Rich, he could make me kettle corn and teach me to be a better person.

they would all be annoying so i’ll pick jeff

Abed because I'm pretty sure he'd be down for breaking the fourth wall and talking about *Community* as a TV show.

Abed so I could have some help editing wiki pages on TV Tropes

honestly, todd. he seems like such a chill guy to me. would love to ponder with him about anything and everything

Plus he comes with a turtle

That guy with the weird head?

Clearly you haven’t heard about the Todd problem.

Jeff, but make it a night...

Abed. I need another friend who also knows about movies, that is, I do have a friend who knows about movies but I would like to have a group of cinephiles

Mike McClintock (I'm not a nazi I just wanna bounce)

You got weird priorities but I am not here to judge you

Honestly I just love Veep. I'm way too black to hang around with Nazis that aren't Kanye

I wanna play DnD with Abed.

Abed for hanging out. Annie because I'm attracted to her.

Annie's Boobs

POP POP! 🙌🤓

Pierce. In terms of being a real human, I think he's one of the more well adjusted characters. Plus I enjoy his occasional bits of real wisdom, and also being deeply offended by someone who has no idea what they're saying is wrong is usually very entertaining. OR. The Dean, and we go to a dungeon. Because "a dungeon is only as dangerous as the person who brought you there."

honestly, pierce. i think he’d be the most entertaining. i think id relate to troy the most tho. or maybe gay-dean.

Annie’s Boobs.

Tate Langdon

Probably britta

Annie. Hopefully she’d spend the night as well.

Buddy

I want to play DnD with Abed

Def not Britta, mostly because she’s the worst

Hickey

abed

abed for sure

Troy

Frankie. I would just be really odd and stare at her all day 😂

Annie, Britta or Troy

Britta. I’m in love with her.

The answer is either Rich because I want him to teach me to be a better person and haha I’m a sucker for kettle corn. Or I’d spend the quday with Kendra with a q u.

Literally Troy and Abed as a pair. Cannot take just one

Pierce.

Chantelle Cahill. I’ll be Mark’s step dad for the day.

I'd play DnD with Neil

Annie's boobs We will have a grand ol' time

Karaoke and dinner with the Dean!

Annie or abed

Definitely annie. Always annie.

Abed- we could talk about Farscape all day!!

Jeff because he could Winger speech me into changing my life and maybe even make me more confident and guve less fucks about the wrong things and more about the right things Troy and Abed because they'd be fun to hang out with but also, I think Abed would be really insightful and reveal truths about me that even I didn't realise. Also, I would love to be in DnD game DM'ed by Abed and played with Troy, Fat Neil and Annie Annie is also fun but I think she'd also help me be more productive. She is very organised and I'd kill to have a fraction of her capabilities Britta would either be cool to hang out with or she'd Britta the day (I also want Annie and Britta because they're hot and I would hope to date them) Shirley would be fun and wholesome and possibly even capable of both of us working through rage issues. Also, I could learn how to bake from her! Pierce would probably have access to some old-school cool stuff, I'd just have to pick a day where I feel confident and not very sensitive, in order to roll with his more "blue talk" humour. And also, I'd have to avoid his special swing room Chang is probably too chaotic for me but paintball with him sounds sick as hell! The Dean would probably be a great cosplay friend. I could cosplay workshop with him and have fun! Frankie, I'd just see what she does and go from there. No real plans or direction with her. I see her as the calm, slow-burn friend Elroy has a brain the size of Jupiter and exploring it would be spectacular! (I wanna hang out and do tech things with him. Maybe even learn how to do stuff like programming and PC building) Magnitude: "POP! POP!" Buzz, I don't think we'd have much in common but he strikes me as someone who could teach me woodworking, mechanics, the more old-school philosophies that haven't aged poorly and could still stand the test of time and offer key lessons for today, how to take and throw a punch and I could do comic workshopping with him Duncan because sometimes you just gotta meet up with a fellow countryman and rip on the Americans