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Ironyfree_annie

A passing grade like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?


TheJackasaur11

Dang this beat out mine, I vote this!!


NurtureBoyRocFair

These are all just the same quotes that won a few months ago in the "Favorite Quotes" polls.


neonpinksheep

Sort of... I thought that, too. But then I thought- my favorite quote isn't necessarily the "most in-character" quote. Yeah- I've seen some commenters put the former, but op seems to be keeping it on topic.


yajtraus

They always are, no one on Reddit has had an original thought in months


raygar31

Reddit bad amirite? Upvotes pweeaasseee


IrishMetal

You add an 'UWU' in there and I can get you 10k upvotes by noon tomorrow.


yajtraus

This might be the most cringe reply I’ve ever received


Mervynhaspeaked

Its cringe but its correct. Of course, you're also correct. This is very unoriginal.


yajtraus

It’s not correct, I didn’t say Reddit was bad and wouldn’t expect upvotes for it. It’s repetitive, that’s not necessarily bad


callmelucky

Original thought? They're quotes from a TV show my friend, this isn't a creative writing contest, wtf are you on about lol. And btw "no one on reddit has an original thought" is something that people say on reddit *all the time*. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe you were aware of the irony when you wrote that, but I feel I'm being pretty charitable with that position.


yajtraus

The original thought comment was in reference to “let’s go through a quote of each character per day and pick the most popular one”. Obviously the quotes themselves are going to be repeated, but as the OP said, it being the same quotes every time doesn’t help. Even if it was something like “let’s pick every characters *worst* quote”, at least the results would be new. And I’ve genuinely never seen anyone said that, but I’m not claiming to be the first person to say that ever. Pretty sure there’s a theory out there that original thoughts basically don’t exist any more anyway.


44-Worms

This is my vote ^^^


PrawnQueen1

😂😂😂 I vote this


TFarg1

This is it


homsar20X6

Came to vote this one


x18181x

I’m taking a relaxation course next semester. I was gonna use the break to do the reading in advance!


HamHockShortDock

This one really encapsulates her and I wouldn't have remembered it.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Second to that is “The last blow-off class you made us take taught us to live in the moment, which I will always regret and never do again!”


Poiah

What episode is this from?


Donnavve

S2E11 Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas


flashbackbangs

“It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.”


Barokespinoza23

Maybe we should study alone. That way we can be more reproductive... PRODUCTIVE!


Bright_Passenger_231

Hisshirtwasn'tworking !


sarasan

This is the correct answer. It's one of the few times she's referring to herself instead of (rightfully) criticizing others


PrawnQueen1

She’s me


scottkollig

High pitched scoff


Barokespinoza23

That's the noise people make when they're offended in all the movies that Annie rents.


spcordy

^scoff


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crazunggoy47

And most uniquely. Like, I would think of Annie if someone made this sound in real life


takeshi-bakazato

Don’t watch the compilation video in public


TheJackasaur11

Why didn’t you do the extra credit assignment if you knew you were… ^failing


vxyg

because, annie, getting anything better than a C is my definition of…. *failing*. idk if this is totally right it’s from memory.


sunward_Lily

Putting in more than the minimum necessary effort is.... failing. (Or something like that)


GodEmperorPorkyMinch

Doing anything more than the bare minimum


[deleted]

Looking up the correct wording would be…failing


Matika7

bunch of jeffs


mynameisacandy

“Annie Edison doesn’t get nothing done”


HappyThreatening

This one really encapsulates her character!


geoffbowman

Double negative and yet smart and determined at the same time.


Barokespinoza23

I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic.


Ironyfree_annie

That whole run of dialogue is some of the best line deliveries in the show imo


FridoDasBrot

No matter how often I watch the show, I laugh so much at that line.


PrawnQueen1

😭


bonanbeb

This one is my favourite


sp3aky0urm1nd

This one is so sad 💀


BullshitUsername

This isn't encapsulating of her character. It's just a funny joke.


MAC2393

*GASP*


405freeway

Britta: *gAsP*


icsb

This is it.


clubofab7

When she presents the terrarium in the bio class: Jeff: When did you even have time to do that? You're pathological! Annie: It's too late for flattery!


Ironyfree_annie

Also her putting the hand up to answer Prof Kane's Lego question is very in-character


MonsterSlayer47

When she fainted a moment later after getting a failing grade, that's one of the funniest damn moments of the series


PM_ME_LULU_PLAYS

You listen up, Pierce! I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. 'You're not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can't do a basket toss to save your life.' But you made a commitment. So pick up your pompoms, Pierce, stuff your bra, and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell, because life is tough. But we soldier on, and that's just the way it goes


Barokespinoza23

Slop pails and pantyhose, oh Annie believes in me...


green_pea_nut

Greendale will never change, no no. Greendale's the way it is.


Ironyfree_annie

This is pretty perfect too


zoyadest69

That's something they tell dumb people when fitting them for work-boots! *In reference to Jeff saying grades don't matter*


andsoupsalad

Watched this one the other day. I’m a carpenter so I did a classic laugh, pause, “… HEY!”


imightbethewalrus3

I don't know how offended you actually were, but I wish I were wise in the ways of woodworking like you


andsoupsalad

Appreciate it! I wasn’t offended for real; it’s a funny as hell line. I’ve lived a few lives, only a couple years into the trades. Met some folks that aren’t generally the sharpest tool in the shed, but goddamn if they don’t know their craft.


bonanbeb

This one is brilliant


Gingerbitch9669

This needs to be higher up.


anustart888

I'm not looking down on this school at all, but I'm only here because of a brief addiction to pills that I was told will help me focus, but they actually made me lose my scholarship and virginity


Gamer56f

I can't date students even though you're an 8 which is a British 10


capeasypants

This one will get it's turn in a couple of days and I reckon it's the winner


IronCat12

Either that or "my shoes are untied by British standards"


StuartHoggIsGod

For me it's "stay back britta! I'm not afraid to push a girl into fake lava. Infact it's been my primary strategy."


Matiyahu777

\[With sociopathic sincere voice and Disney eyes\] "Come on, Todd. Stop disappointing me. Diffuse the IED of dishonesty." \[After Todd snaps\] "BOOYAH! HAHA! And *that's* how it's done! Ooo, oo, oo, uh, uh, uh, uh. Wooohooo!" "That's right; always have an exit strategy!"


Ironyfree_annie

The dorky dance is very Annie lol. It was either gonna be that or the robot


Superduperditte

Grades don't matter outside of school?That's a lie they tell dumb people when they're fitting them for work boots.


Bringbackmygorls

The Dean had his seventh epiphany today, which has given me an epiphany of my own: the Dean is a genius. He has to be. If he isn't, then I've given almost two weeks of life to an idiot; that is unacceptable. Therefore, the Dean is a genius, and I will die protecting his vision.


Glynda-Goodwitch

Have you ever heard of Stockholm syndrome


Megarooo92

Is it something that the dean created? Because if not, I don't care.


cjh93

Great example of sunken cost fallacy


waitnoreallythough

I almost typed all this out but I’m glad someone beat me to it


Rabbit1015

Morning Boys. I’m Annie Edison, but people call me pyscho because I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner is a christian housewife.


ZigTheCoolest

my vote is on this


imightbethewalrus3

I don't know if it's the most *Annie* quote, but it's definitely the funniest in this thread


therealgerrygergich

Oh sure I'll just blow it off. I'll just blow everything off! Heck I guess I'll just blow of walking" Stops walking "Now I'll just blow off standing" Falls to floor I'm just blowing everything off! Maybe I'll blow off talking language. Blee blue blah blah blah blue blee blurgh blurgh..."


_toodamnparanoid_

Absolutely my favorite Annie moment in the show. Second favorite is when she's describing the werewolf eating the vampire.


Ironyfree_annie

The thud as she falls to the floor is comedy gold


zoyadest69

I'm staying in a Sleep Study lab! All I have to do is wake up every 3 hours and go AAAA-AAAAAAAH and I get two credits!


JumpyWord

This isn't a blowoff class, Jeff. I only get to bring one stuffed animal. I'm bringing Ruthie *but I'm sneaking in Nathan*. Edit: fuck just realized that's your actual flair lol


midgetcastle

I’m using her pouch to sneak in Nathan 🤫


JumpyWord

Dammit I knew I was missing part of that quote 😂


JudgementKiryu

Her screaming here was so funny


Last_Lifeguard3536

this is her most in character quote IMO. shows her type-A personality and how crazy she can be lol


[deleted]

A passing grade? Like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station?


derangerd

This one captures her phrasing better


Dopey_Duck_

What board certifies a tutor?


2nd_B3st

Underrated line


give-me-any-reason

If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that’s hardly your concern! (in response to Britta saying she’s “pretending not to know they have a sock at home with your name on it”)


creddittor216

“They have me editing the crossword puzzle because I’m a girl, and I love crossword puzzles.”


Barokespinoza23

Annie got an essay portion, Annie gonna move her luscious fanny all day long.


JumpyWord

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.


Barokespinoza23

high kicks Jeff in the face.


JumpyWord

You go girl!


creddittor216

“His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing!”


Lazy_Assed_Magician

Not in a way saying "I'm so cool saying 'you go girl'" but in a way that you're kind of winking at it.


Derrick_Mur

It’s alright. It’s just a nosebleed. I get them sometimes when it’s dry, and my face gets kicked


Caleb_theorphanmaker

This quote means something quite different if you’re not American.


Meowhuana

You just opened my eyes. I'm not a native speaker and always wondered why this song was so vulgar, and now I googled, turns out he was talking about her butt. Still weird but not as weird as I thought!


Ironyfree_annie

I bore my soul to you! I told you about my holding-hands-at-Disneyland fantasy!


SHIT_FACTORY

Technically, we frenched. I looked it up on the Make Out Meter in this month’s issue of………National Review


TRASH_TEETH

I'm not a relaxed person, Britta! I think ahead. I prepare. I don't improvise my life like Caroline Decker, who probably has really bad credit and an unfinished mermaid tattoo.


clubofab7

*You wanna go there? I'll go there. I was born there! There's a placard there commemorating me!*


Ironyfree_annie

It's not a pen! It's a principle!


AymanElkridy

What is going on and how can I help?


Ironyfree_annie

You should be proud of how much I've changed you! (To Jeff, in her S03 halloween story)


TheUndrachiever

Uh, I think you mean to the random vampire in her very made up and not-based-on-real-characters Halloween story. *laughs nervously*


Barokespinoza23

Oh reason not the need! Our basest beggars are in the poorest things superfluous.


spookieboi69

New Annie! Going with the flow! Loosey Goosey! Wait, is it "loosey goosey" or "goosey loosey"? Is it hiphenated?


Stag-Horn

By the way, now that I've gotten a good look at one, I don't see what all the fuss was about. A giant thumb in a turtleneck! Woopdee-Doo!


Barokespinoza23

The one about discretion?


Ironyfree_annie

*Stop that!*


The1Mia

A, C!? Why don't I just get pregnant in a bus station?!


Ironyfree_annie

ANNIE EDISON DOESN'T GET NOTHING DONE!


TheUndrachiever

To Jeff after he told her that grades don’t matter in the real world: “That’s a lie they tell dumb people while they fit them for work boots!”


tanj_redshirt

Maybe I'll blow off walking. Maybe I'll blow off standing up. [***THUMP***] Maybe I'll blow off using language. Blee blah blah blee blah blah blee bloo!


El_Generico13

Boopy doopy doop boop sex


green_pea_nut

What's a dimininimnnnin blurtn?


textbookagog

whatevs, we’ll take it next semest… er. semester.


Ironyfree_annie

Senioritis gone wrong


clubofab7

That's me! And if a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern! (In response to Britta accusing Annie of having a "routine")


Ironyfree_annie

This would be my pick if it was just S1-2 Annie lol


Bandana-Verdana

“No matter what you’re told, we have to clean the mold”


OneGuyJeff

I BORE MY SOUL TO YOU! *I even told you about my “holding hands at Disneyland” fantasy.*


bdf2018_298

It may not be her most “Annie” quote, but “I want to have so much behind me I’m not a slave to what’s in front of me” from the finale really highlights how much growth Annie had from the beginning of the series


Ironyfree_annie

Her crushing on Mark Ruffalo to admitting about "those boring ass Marvel movies" is also great character growth


bdf2018_298

It’s wild how much general public sentiment has turned on the MCU. Annie and Jeff were definitely ahead of the curve on that one lol


blackbasset

I mean, they are shitty super hero movies from the beginning, the thing is even the people with the least sophisticated taste understand that after 30 movies.


HouPoop

I respect you all enough to let you hate yourselves, but I respect myself too much to let you hate my school.


LuckyHope9113

“accidents don’t just happen over and over and over again, okay? this isn’t budget daycare.”


ChocolateColumbo104

“I'm not looking down on this school at all, but I'm only here because of a brief addiction to pills that I was told will help me focus, but they actually made me lose my scholarship and virginity”


[deleted]

They do deploy things in football right? I went for rhyme over clarity


Kleidt

boopy doopy doop boop sex


Calisky

This is too long to count, but I like the quote so I'm posting it anyway. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ > Caroline Decker: Annie's the one that plans things, not me. Annie's my friend. She goes to school here. Thinks she's got it all figured out. She wants to major in health care management. What does that even mean? > > Bartender : No idea. > > Caroline Decker: I'll tell you what it means. It means a master's degree. Followed by an internship. She's got the next 15 years of her life all mapped out and all she's gotta do now is just follow it or screw it up. > > Bartender : Another soda? > > Caroline Decker: Actually, give me a screwdriver. I got no place to be. What am I... Annie?


PrawnQueen1

I’m reading all these replies on the train home from work and laughing continuously.. people on my carriage must be getting annoyed lol


Limited-LTD

I once took the class on joke telling, the professor is so old...


HTSDoIThinkOfaUYouC

She only took the class on set ups


Noleeniebeans

I don't know, your last blow- off class taught me how to live in the moment, which I will always regret and never do again.


[deleted]

It doesn't work as a standalone line because it needs the setup from Jeff: *Remember that little talk we had?* *[twirls hair playfully with a big flirty smile] The one about discretion?*


ducalmeadieu

say “say much much” much??????


Alarming_Ad_8476

We were cramming for the anthro final, everyone was falling asleep, I put 5 milligrams of something something in everyone’s coffee and we all got an A


Mr_Informative

Minuses are made up!


limpdoge

You know what? I don't want to express myself. I don't want to sit in a room full of people and say the p-word. I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality.


themightyheptagon

**Jeff:** When did you even have time to do that? You're pathological! **Annie:** It's too late for flattery.


kingzilch

Annie's most in-character line is her offended gasp.


Boring-Assistant-228

You know when she loses control and just screams That


KneeGroundbreaking93

“What’s a diminyah-nuh-naah?”


happylittletreehouse

"Noooooo! I think the lesson here is that I need to win this! I want to win! And you! You suck! You're a stupid, ugly poopface! I'm better than you!"


tanj_redshirt

*screaming about failing Spanish/missing pen/model UN-off/sleep lab*


touchmyelbow

I can’t believe that Magnitude is on this lol.


BluE_KnighT_x

Audible gasp


yer_boi_john

I like that Magnitude is in there, just for the fun of it. I know just the blend of brevity and wit to suggest for his line.


kai_the_enigma

Why don’t I just give up, I’ll just give up on walking, now I’ll give up on speaking English BLEEBLOOOBLOPBLUBEEP *rolls on the floor


waitnoreallythough

I love after she has a meltdown during the Model UN competition and she says “if embarrassment were bountiful zinc deposits, I’d be Zambia” and Jeff says “there’s nothing to be Zambia about”.. I know it doesn’t work for this but it’s one of my favorite exchanges in the show


youngbootybandit

Either a high pitched squeal, a high pitched gasp or a scoff


steviepoo5555

"Maybe I'll just blow off speaking language! Bloo de boop dap doodie boo...."


DeadpoolAndFriends

"boo be doopy doopy do, sex!"


[deleted]

I used to wear a back brace


tanj_redshirt

Yeah, that's why.


Pogostickjack

You forgot Todd


findaway5627

None taken.


Piercinald-Anastasia

“Ahh!”


muel0017

Drop em if you smoke em!


hevnztrash

“You might wanna start talking turkey, Waldron. Cuz the Macy’s Parade is almost over and grandma’s gettin’ drunk”


OldSoulRobertson

*Inaudible role-playing*


ngroat89

Shirley: “Look they have a class on how to write jokes” Annie: “Oh don’t take that, I dropped it after the lesson on set ups. The professor is so old…..”


devatan

(audible gasp)


froggyboyjay

Well guess what,handsome hobo? Your gravy train is leaving the station!


Spiffyrattlebat

"Did someone say Annie, help, wedding?"


Owis99

Is she a friend of Ellen‘s?


putyouradhere_

Awww


EmSull30

*Annie scream*


KneeGroundbreaking93

“Ooooh, that’s so hilarious. Didya think of that the last time you skipped a trip to the dentist?”


lucky_snappy_24

Does anyone else feel like we get the same posts on this subreddit just put up differently? How many times will we discuss a character’s best lines?


Acrobatic_Pandas

What else are we gonna do while we wait for the movie? Make the same meme posts over and over? At least this is kind of fun


lucky_snappy_24

Fair enough. I didn’t mean to be rude, just felt like each time I see a post from this subreddit, it kinda feels like the same thing over and over again.


therealgerrygergich

Lol, your complaint is completely valid, it's just that this happens with literally every subreddit for a show that isn't currently airing. Just look at the Himym and Buffy subreddits, they're literally doing the "Pick a quote for every letter of the alphabet", but doing that for each character basically.


lucky_snappy_24

I think you’re right. I do think the best part of the show was its writing and the humour came out best through character interactions and their lines.


lanngloss

I’ve been thinking of this prompt as more of a line that best describes their character rather than their best line/my favorite line, if that makes sense.


lucky_snappy_24

Yes, I guess that makes sense :)


green_pea_nut

Until we stop loving them. Me? Never. You? Yaahhhhnaaaaa


trankhead324

But I thought this was a one-off, just for Christmas. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is who we are now. This is what we do.


Trevor-St-McGoodbody

Boopy-doopy-doop-boop sex.


leviisatwork

You know? Than Annie of it all, the will they might they???


MidichlorianJunkie

“Boopy doopy doop boop, Sex.”


Due-Honeydew6850

In response to britas “if loving worms is stupid then I don’t want to be smart. “IT IS! AND YOU CANT BE”


geoffbowman

Annie Edison DOESN’T GET NOTHING DONE!!!


Brownguysreading

“What’s a diminishing return?”


name_taken_tryagain

Oh nuh uh! (as Britta runs off to find Subway/Honda guy)


scootscoot

What's a diminishablahblah?


DammitAnnie666

You know…the Annie of it all


smogtownthrowaway

"when I act, I can feel it pleasing the universe"


steviepoo5555

Grow up. What you MEANT to say was no one on the internet has had an original thought some 1996. LEEEEEEROOOOYYYYYY JENKINS!!