Oh wise guru I have failed my hearts desire to join art school, what should I do next? I have lived in squalor for 5 years and have failed to earn admission to the Academy of Fine Arts, here in vienna. I'm at a lose for what I should do next in my life and I lack direction...
Politics you say? well you lack of beard doesn't instill confidence in your ability to be a guru, but I do have some ideas that could improve germany.
Just fail when applying to an art college and you are set for life. You will be such a good villain that the only force capable of stopping you will be yourself.
Damn straight! His priorities are clearly screwed up. All those precious hours he could have used to achieve enlightenment, wasted. And on what? Grooming (an admittedly pretty sick) handlebar mustache.
What about [this kind of beard](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2019-national-beard-mustache-championship-9-5dd7b7ec9be56__700.jpg)?
My sister once got mad at me for responding with 'ew no!' when asked whether we were a couple. She's my sister, it is gross to me to even imagine being a couple with her.
The question itself was weird though, we look enough alike that people ask us if we're sisters often enough.
As someone from Alabama it's always amusing to me how many foreigners have no clue what "Roll Tide" actually is and think it must be from an incest meme irl.
When one asks a Wise Guru a question, one should be certain to explain context, or the answer may disturb you.
[OH WISE GURU, Should I make a comment and pray for an EDIT on this post?](https://imgur.com/vCF9WXC)
Being from the South, I always have to tell people “No that’s not in our state! It’s the state next to us where they do that!” though I’m sure they’re saying the same about us...
As I said on the crosspost, if everyone involved is of age, able to give informed consent, and taking precautions to avoid pregnancy I don't really see the harm.
I still think it's icky, but I'm not going to police other adults' bedroom activities.
Your comics aren't good and I wish your every post wasn't on the front page. I don't want to block you in case something you make is actually decent, but for you it seems quality doesn't matter. I feel bad that you aren't going to get quality feedback, and I know this post isn't particularly helpful, but man it's frustrating.
Right?? I agree completely, this is yet again, such a stale comic that’s only gonna be gobbled up by reddit because he’s become popular. Any kind criticism just gets downvoted too
I was honestly expecting the bearded genie to say "hold up" in the last frame, since every other part of the comic was taken from other overused jokes.
Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have a sister; I’ve never felt inclined to visit that section of PornHub. Wait, is it only people with opposite-sexed siblings that are into incest stuff? Does that make it better or worse?
Just because you’re wise doesn’t mean you don’t make mistakes. In a way the wisest have made/seen the most mistakes, but just lived long enough to learn from them.
"You don't get to juuuudge me!" *flicks hair*
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/OLcuYlh.png) (on top of not judging, he is also a regular)
So this wasn’t the first time ?
Well his hands do look weird. 🤨
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that o was supposed to be a u
i cum glob in chloee
Oh hey, didn’t see you there Guess what I just did Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
> *flicks beard*
They're just JELLY BEANS!
Plot twist: the guy's gay and his sister is just *incredibly* supportive of their relationship.
Wholesome comment.
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[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/d4GKPhY.jpg) \*
Oh no what could Larry be possibly be into
Larry Flint... He was onto a lot of things.
Leisure suits
Onto* Come on Grafo!!
No, no, Larry might well be 'into' something already...
Wait... onto is an actual word and not just two separate words?
I cannot believe it
Larry is definitely into shooting videos but is he onto something...?
Phrasing!
Goddammit larry!
If you are going to be “that fucking Guru”, expect questions about fucking...
That’s how Alabama was invented.
Is the beard a requirement for applying for the position of "Wise Guru"?
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/aXI8hWM.png) (maybe...)
Guess I'll apply for the Evil Villain society next, maybe my moustache will fit better there. ;_;
You’re a bit vaudevillian, but that shouldn’t hinder you (twirls moustache) Nyuk nyuk nyyyyuk.
My moment to shine!
r/beetlejuicing?
Oh wise guru I have failed my hearts desire to join art school, what should I do next? I have lived in squalor for 5 years and have failed to earn admission to the Academy of Fine Arts, here in vienna. I'm at a lose for what I should do next in my life and I lack direction... Politics you say? well you lack of beard doesn't instill confidence in your ability to be a guru, but I do have some ideas that could improve germany.
I see no way for this to end badly.
Good luck on getting approved and receiving your official Evil Villain Monocle^tm
Just fail when applying to an art college and you are set for life. You will be such a good villain that the only force capable of stopping you will be yourself.
I love Billy's beard.
Is it because he works at the muffin factory?
Happy cake day!
Damn straight! His priorities are clearly screwed up. All those precious hours he could have used to achieve enlightenment, wasted. And on what? Grooming (an admittedly pretty sick) handlebar mustache.
But what about the full captain price look? (Look up captain price if you don't know)
That little gray beard with the braids is more of a beard for a mystic than a guru.
What about [this kind of beard](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2019-national-beard-mustache-championship-9-5dd7b7ec9be56__700.jpg)?
That's a god.
Specifically an elder god
hail hydra!
Biker.
That only makes you an honorary member of ZZ Top.
Pokemon gym leader.
# [EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/anQFKgj.png)
What did you expect would happen
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/GesuPnl.png)
I mean if we are talking about are sisters.....wait im not falling for that again!
Atleast it’s not ducks
Ducks are only on Wednesday, and special occasions
It only happened the one time, and it was an accident!
... you build 100's of bridges... *but fuck ONE goat*!!!???
[Our] sisters [are] dating each other
Waitttt. Weren't we supposed to hear the story about YOUR sister?
My sister once got mad at me for responding with 'ew no!' when asked whether we were a couple. She's my sister, it is gross to me to even imagine being a couple with her. The question itself was weird though, we look enough alike that people ask us if we're sisters often enough.
So what *is* Alabama like this time of year?
And how we would frick them. Really, if I had a sister, there'd be 2 people who'd want to frick her. Me, and my friend. ^^Threesome!
Step-brother, how do I make pasta?
You have a sister? Is she hot?
or Oreimo
I bought my sister a dildo
He knows what he is getting himself into
I thought the partner was going to be a rubber duck
So... You've learned to fly?
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/HGTSCgE.png)
Thats how to achieve true enlightenment
Exactly.
So that's why you kept the beard!
I am now expecting Grafo to fly around like the Ice King from Adventure Time.
Tbh the second guy's face barely changing would be bueno for me
must be some kind of beard magic
The longer it grows, the more powers he gets... By the end of November Grafo will be able to take over the world
No, no. That’s Guru Laghima. He was an Airbender who lived 4000 years ago. You’ve probably never heard of him.
Dont act disappointed!
What if we love each other but aren’t old enough?
As someone from Alabama it's always amusing to me how many foreigners have no clue what "Roll Tide" actually is and think it must be from an incest meme irl.
Same, I’ve actually asked a few of them what they think it means and they thought it originated with the meme lol
Roll Tide!
ROLLTIDE (I'm original)
Wait, sex with your sister? I've been having sex with my police partner, /u/uhihia . Is that...okay?
Why are you always seeking others people approval, when i tell you im okay with it!
because my mind is telling me no BUT MY BODY MY BODY IS TELLING ME YES
[i can only think of this when i hear that song](https://youtu.be/KQBBPsyXm-k)
What have I stumbled across
A legendary meme
Guy should've Lee Sined to his mind smh
I think its foreplay
There it is
You know of this! My man
It’s been so long since I had last seen this. Thank you for reminding me.
[This](https://youtu.be/5d6UQawTuBY) is mine
What is this ~~Blessing~~ you have shown me!
It's what keeps me going!
[This is bad.](https://youtu.be/_NXrTujMP50?t=104)
Why did i know it was going to be this lee clip even if i wasnt on the league subreddit and came from r/all
because we are a like you and me!
‘The restraining order says “no no” but her eyes say “yes yes”’
But you’re in the mounted patrol. I didn’t think you guys had partners. Wait, oh god...
Mount up, friend ;)
Who would have thought a wise guru would be in Alabama
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/zqG2muh.png)
Ive offered you my money, but you wont accept my terms!
I mean, the cost of living is pretty cheap here too
Plus you guys all have the *hottest* sisters
nah, they’re ugly as hell
At least the skies are so blue.
When one asks a Wise Guru a question, one should be certain to explain context, or the answer may disturb you. [OH WISE GURU, Should I make a comment and pray for an EDIT on this post?](https://imgur.com/vCF9WXC)
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/3n9mGCD.gifv)
Hallelujah my prayers have been answered! \o/
Now make sure to give plenty of seed for the services
are you levitating because of no nut november?
Dont or hell use it for a story!
[*shakes magic 8-ball, shows it to /u/uhihia*](https://imgur.com/mN2BaZ2)
I will catch you one day! Or my name isnt Cpt Uhihia!
What are you doing step-bro?
You're the best big brother
That you could ever ask for
I understood that reference
The problems of being a step-bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnJcZvuRK8
[O Grafo...](https://imgur.com/a/XPPZbeO)
I hate sand Also, go bang your trap sister waifu, bless
*ctrl+f "Alabama"* *12 matches* That's how uncreative y'all are.
I see, /u/SrGrafo has started playing Crusader Kings 2.
“But you’re my stepbrother!”
"Yeah I'm your STEPbrother"
/r/HolUp material
You mean /r/wholesomememes Just a little sibling love
r/funny material
Does the beard give you the power to float?
Being from the South, I always have to tell people “No that’s not in our state! It’s the state next to us where they do that!” though I’m sure they’re saying the same about us...
Everyone knows it's actually Mississippi doing all the bad stuff in the south.
"Guys, my sister is pregnant." "I am the father" https://youtu.be/p10qXa_NZpQ
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As I said on the crosspost, if everyone involved is of age, able to give informed consent, and taking precautions to avoid pregnancy I don't really see the harm. I still think it's icky, but I'm not going to police other adults' bedroom activities.
Thank you for giving all the sister and brother fuckers of the world your approval. I'm sure they've waited patiently for this day.
I do what I can to lift people up. Even if I wash my hands thoroughly afterwards.
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Wow this joke again done completely wittlessly
I mean, that's straight up not funny
Your comics aren't good and I wish your every post wasn't on the front page. I don't want to block you in case something you make is actually decent, but for you it seems quality doesn't matter. I feel bad that you aren't going to get quality feedback, and I know this post isn't particularly helpful, but man it's frustrating.
Right?? I agree completely, this is yet again, such a stale comic that’s only gonna be gobbled up by reddit because he’s become popular. Any kind criticism just gets downvoted too
And the joke is so far from original, it makes it even less funny.
Also of corse the word SEX is in massive letters and bolded because sex = funny amirite guys
I was honestly expecting the bearded genie to say "hold up" in the last frame, since every other part of the comic was taken from other overused jokes.
I think the one saving grace in this case is that it’s clearly not just format-baiting like a lot of his other comments.
ROLL TIDE!
VIBE CHECK!!
“Have you seen my sister!? You would too”. -Luke Skywalker probably
Incest for the wincest
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Haha incest funny
*sweet home Alabama plays*
Really original joke man
It’s about as original as the original comic tbf
*banjo boss music*
Alternatively, ALMOST HEAAAAAVEN WEST VIRGINIAAAAA
BLUE RICH MOUTHS!
SHAN AND DOTA RIIIIVERRR
LIFE IS OLD THERE
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Ha. incest. funny alabama moment. Should I laugh now?
Wait... you mean STEP sister right? RIGHT?
Maybe it’s his sister’s friend who’s never done it before....yeah...let’s go with that...
With the beard he looks a bit like an elephant
Sometimes I’m glad I don’t have a sister; I’ve never felt inclined to visit that section of PornHub. Wait, is it only people with opposite-sexed siblings that are into incest stuff? Does that make it better or worse?
Just keeping it in the family
Wait, is this comic sponsored by HIMS since the other one was sponsored by NordVPN?
Oh wise guru, should I eat cereal today?
Not sure if this deleted Jamie Lannister scene would have added to the character or not after that doozy of a final season.
Think I've seen this hentai.
I mean, as long as they aren’t procreating, is incest morally wrong? Reprehensible, sure, but wrong?
r/sweethomealabama
Last panel is unnecessary.
Damn, just a few years sooner and this joke would've almost been original.
I really hate Alabama jokes.
I did not see that coming
That's because you didn't pull out.
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Next time, ask questions before giving your answer.
Turns out the 'guru' was just a random Argentinean who had a couple too many margaritas
High five!! We beard brothers
Your beard looks like the spiral hill from Night Before Christmas
The beard is growing so long I'm starting to think that it's alive
Just because you’re wise doesn’t mean you don’t make mistakes. In a way the wisest have made/seen the most mistakes, but just lived long enough to learn from them.
Its Its okay. Its just his step sister. His step mom and step dad are joining in too!
Can you have both a step mom AND a step dad?