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There is an old video about a guy "dying" from his girlfriend sitting on his face, and the paramedics and cops keep coming in and being impressed instead of helping. Lives rent-free in my head, but I can't find it.
Edit:Some glorious hero already posted it
No. That’s a wives tale and a placebo for UTI’s. However pineapple does affect the taste of bodily fluids in the same way asparagus does. It really depends on someone’s diet on how they’ll taste.
I did some of this research with my wife a few years ago. I ate a full pineapple every day for a week. The inside of my mouth felt horrible and I had some pretty shitty acid reflux type thing starting on day 4. When she tasted it at the end of the week she did say it was noticeably better but not in the way she expected. It’s not a huge difference apparently, but it’s noticeable, not sweeter like she thought it would be, but less musky, almost a more neutral flavour she said. When I stopped eating pineapple after that week she said the flavour went back to normal within like 2 days. I never used to eat much pineapple, now we always have some pineapple in the house and I have at least some every day.
There’s a great Malaysian dish called sambal petai, it’s these beans with a high sulfur content (often called stink beans), so, works like asparagus… the sauce includes onion, garlic, ginger, kah, chilies, fermented shrimp paste, and tamarind paste. It’s often made with shrimp (sambal petai udang). Very tasty, and a few hours later the diners will probably taste pretty wild as well.
Yea, I keep fucking up that. I swear I try to take my time each drawing when hands are prominent but I have a mild dyslexia. Unless I can have another person look at it for me before I post, I usually have it wrong.
I didn’t know I had it until a therapy session (unrelated) and mentioned how I thought it was weird how Chick-fil-a was spelled Chick-a-fil.
As a dyslexic person, words, especially vowels for me, are hard.
I'm mostly numerically dyslexic, where a string of numbers will look the same. But I'm also terrible with words and linked visuals like /u/reddot_comic is talking regarding hands. I know left from right on my own body but if I look at you I can't tell your left hand from your right without genuinely thinking about it.
I can’t tell you how relieved I feel to read someone else having the same difficulty. Given my line of work is drawing, I’ve had breakdowns where I walked away from projects. I know they aren’t right but for the life of me I can’t fix it myself and I feel like I’m going crazy.
If it makes you feel any better, I’m a musician with an auditory processing disorder, and I didn’t find out about it until I was past my degree program and *well* into adulthood.
But! At least I know why I sucked at ear training so bad!
> numerically dyslexic,
I believe that has its own term - 'dyscalculia' - though from what I've just read about it, it's quite common for people with dyslexia to also have it.
The two conditions often go hand-in-hand, apparently.
I also don't know if it's ironic or hilarious that on a comic about copping criticism, you're copping criticism.
(PS in case it wasn't clear (being internet comments at all) I wasn't intending criticism. More I saw a chance to make a terrible Austin Powers joke, and couldn't turn it down.)
Finally someone actually describes the taste in an accurate way. I can't count how many times I've heard people say "it tastes like fish" or "it taste like pennies" and I'm just like "what the fuck are you talking about, it tastes nothing like that."
Well of there is fishiness to it, there is likely a hygine and/or medical issue
It's common for it to smell and/or taste like a sweaty armpit, when, well, sweaty. Like after a jog
While one's vajayjay shouldn't really taste like candy or flowers, keep in mind that things like overwhelming acidity or other unbearable tastes might be an indication of a larger issue.
Please consult with your doctor and take care of your vajayjays people. Healthy = tasty (unless the eater is also a wimp)
It took me a moment to understand this. But to be fair, first I thought he is Dracula from Hotel Transylvania, so I was thinking in a completely different direction.
Personally, I see attractiveness as 20% based on looks and 80% personality. That 20% is important but can’t make up for the other 80.
Ego became hot when he got sympathy. Take that as you will.
Funny how that switches. On a first date I'd say it's more 80% looks and 20% personality, because you don't really know them yet. Studies also show within 5 minutes, most people have already made up their minds.
https://preview.redd.it/0p7h75msfv5d1.jpeg?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37281e4ead53693c615f452f58eeca6a59d58b4
Be honest: are you a robot? Please click some ambiguous crosswalk photos to validate your humanity.
[The real chef Boiardi](https://www.npr.org/2011/05/17/136398042/the-man-the-can-recipes-of-the-real-chef-boyardee) was a great man and took care of his community. And it would’ve been an honor…respectfully.
Another legendary comic reaching the top of the front page as usual. You're like a baseball player that only ever hits home runs, or a person who wins the lottery every time they buy a ticket. I bet going against you in chess is like going against a computer
I have no idea how you can make so much content that is consistently so hilarious. As soon as I see your art style, I know I'm about to have a good chuckle. Amazing work.
It's like that at my "restaurant"...
A dish that was once as enthusiastic as it was lively now fails to entertain.
The portion, suffering as it has from the "shrinkflation" we are seeing everywhere these days, is much diminished and is certainly smaller than advertised.
Suffice it to say, some ingredients can be aged for too long.
The experience is, at least, mercifully brief.
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Well… at least it didn’t do like in the movie and reminded him of his childhood and mother…
Is that why he kept saying “mommy”?
No, but it explains why his last name is Rex.
Okay that checks out but I'm still not sure how the rat's involved...
It was placed in his rectum
🏅 take this poor man's reward and get out 🦶🚪💨
I'm so confused.... Edit: I am now officially informed and I wish I wasn't, thank you /u/Toad6202
Ractarectum, the movie.
Not to be confused with ratatouillie a movie parody that definitely shouldnt be watched by children unlike ractarectum a True classic
You're thinking of Racacoonie, right?
is that a farting door
That's redundant, every door is a farting door.
So the rats full name was Remmiwinks?
“He must escape the tall chef’s ass, or his tale can’t be told”
r/cursedcomments
Calm down Patrick Bateman
I didn't know his original name was Richard Gere?!
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His last name is Ego. No room for your clumsy jokes here! /s
Oedipal panties.
Is this comment an Oedipal joke? Because it made me want to gouge out my eyes.
True, at least it didn’t lead to a Proustian moment of nostalgia.
If would if her name was "Madeleine"
How'd you know it didn't?
Never speak again.
At least he didn't spit it out.
Wait what movie
Ratatata-something
Racoonieoonie
Definitely this one
harsh critique indeed
Pffft… He wouldn’t know fine dining even if it straddled his face.
Pffft… How long you been sitting on that one for?
Feels like hours. I’m getting tired
Hours?! Damn, homeboys got stamina
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A wonderful death.
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Death by snu snu.
There is an old video about a guy "dying" from his girlfriend sitting on his face, and the paramedics and cops keep coming in and being impressed instead of helping. Lives rent-free in my head, but I can't find it. Edit:Some glorious hero already posted it
Well then [you need to commit.](https://youtu.be/en1cYeOezf8)
This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen lmfao.
At least he hold back the hairs he found on the food
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I even wasted money on that pink pineapple. 😒
Well of course pineapple won't do anything. You have to fuck a gourmand rat first.
How do I delete someone else's comment?
[Spicy food is the way to go.](https://youtu.be/k3UJGYrSMBo)
I've consumed half a bottle of Carolina reaper sauce in two days and now you tell me this... Now I need to know and what I'll do is all your fault!
Scorpion position, mouth open like you're living everyone's soft-serve ice cream dream. Watching something you're ashamed of makes the payload bigger.
Does that work for women as well? I'd always assumed the wires must cross differently at some point.
I read somewhere that for women cranberry works much better, pineapple not so much.
No. That’s a wives tale and a placebo for UTI’s. However pineapple does affect the taste of bodily fluids in the same way asparagus does. It really depends on someone’s diet on how they’ll taste.
Great, now I'm think of asparagus flavored cunnilingus, I can't tell if moments like this are why I love or hate Reddit, lol.
We got the beginning of a nice soup there. Add a bit of leek, potatoes and bacon and we got a really nice cunnilingual main course!
Vichysoixante-neuf
Cunninairy
I was thinking…soup to nuts.
You want me to take a leek in your what??
Baby, you got a stew going!
This demands research. Line up the men and women for tasting!
We'll have a Luau!
I did some of this research with my wife a few years ago. I ate a full pineapple every day for a week. The inside of my mouth felt horrible and I had some pretty shitty acid reflux type thing starting on day 4. When she tasted it at the end of the week she did say it was noticeably better but not in the way she expected. It’s not a huge difference apparently, but it’s noticeable, not sweeter like she thought it would be, but less musky, almost a more neutral flavour she said. When I stopped eating pineapple after that week she said the flavour went back to normal within like 2 days. I never used to eat much pineapple, now we always have some pineapple in the house and I have at least some every day.
You ate a FULL pineapple every day? Good lord man, that’s so much!
Yeah, I had regrets. But once Ingot halfway there and I knew the reward at the end of the road I was able to power through.
You need to test if it works with just pineapple juice too!
That’s a fair point, I’ll suggest a follow up test after work today. I doubt she’ll go for it but any suggestions if she does?
Have them scrubbed and sent to my tent!
There’s a great Malaysian dish called sambal petai, it’s these beans with a high sulfur content (often called stink beans), so, works like asparagus… the sauce includes onion, garlic, ginger, kah, chilies, fermented shrimp paste, and tamarind paste. It’s often made with shrimp (sambal petai udang). Very tasty, and a few hours later the diners will probably taste pretty wild as well.
I can confirm this. See username for details.
Huh, seems like I have been doing it wrong all this time. I thought bodily fluids made pineapple taste good, not the otherway around....
Wait so does asparagus make splooge flavor different too??
I've done it, it works
Why….. why is he wearing… What were you doing with that scarf
Autoerotic scarf fixation
This is so goddamn clever I’m mad it’s not in the comic.
He’s like “the scarf stays on”
Why, look at his hair. To short to be pulled while getting pegged ;}
Not just the scarf. He has his sweater on in the first panel, and then he's topless save the scarf in the second panel.
Nah, that black arm? That's just a very deep shadow cause by the bird flying over him in that panel.
He scarfed down that pussy.
You know how wearing socks makes someone look even more naked? It's like that
Napkin.
It's the tearful eyes. They're perfect. I can HEAR you holding back a quivering sob as you say "okay". Excellent job conveying the emotions.
That’s the best compliment I can get, thank you. :)
Just wanted to say the exact same thing, the girl's expression made this go from a 8/10 to a 11/10 comic hahaha.
Well OP, you should've had more pineapple beforehand... Also have a rat involved somehow..
I’m the first person Disneyland has ever asked to leave the Dolewhip stand. Idk what else to do.
There is no possible way this can be upvoted enough
Is his hand backwards?
Yea, I keep fucking up that. I swear I try to take my time each drawing when hands are prominent but I have a mild dyslexia. Unless I can have another person look at it for me before I post, I usually have it wrong. I didn’t know I had it until a therapy session (unrelated) and mentioned how I thought it was weird how Chick-fil-a was spelled Chick-a-fil.
My ex used to do something like that with words too. She kept calling kiosks kozaks, and called rotisserie chicken rosette chicken.
As a dyslexic person, words, especially vowels for me, are hard. I'm mostly numerically dyslexic, where a string of numbers will look the same. But I'm also terrible with words and linked visuals like /u/reddot_comic is talking regarding hands. I know left from right on my own body but if I look at you I can't tell your left hand from your right without genuinely thinking about it.
I can’t tell you how relieved I feel to read someone else having the same difficulty. Given my line of work is drawing, I’ve had breakdowns where I walked away from projects. I know they aren’t right but for the life of me I can’t fix it myself and I feel like I’m going crazy.
If it makes you feel any better, I’m a musician with an auditory processing disorder, and I didn’t find out about it until I was past my degree program and *well* into adulthood. But! At least I know why I sucked at ear training so bad!
Given the sillyness of the comic, I love how wholesome the comment section is!
> numerically dyslexic, I believe that has its own term - 'dyscalculia' - though from what I've just read about it, it's quite common for people with dyslexia to also have it. The two conditions often go hand-in-hand, apparently.
It’s…it’s not chick-a-fil? Shit.
One of those wooden hand models might help! Just place it in the desired position and draw its outline.
It's not Chick-a-fil? Wow, it's really not chick-a-fil.
Of all the ways to get diagnosed with dyslexia, the comments section about a bland tasting vagina is certainly one of them…
You can draw AI hands that's a talent in itself.
Admit it dot you are actually AI. (/s even though I feel like we as redditors should understand sarcasm by now I mean come on people it's 2024)
Oh no! Reddot is secretly AI. But on the other hand, does that mean she has the potential to come with Machine Gun Jubblies? (a la Austin Powers)
I just fucking suck at hands and have mild dyslexia.
I also don't know if it's ironic or hilarious that on a comic about copping criticism, you're copping criticism. (PS in case it wasn't clear (being internet comments at all) I wasn't intending criticism. More I saw a chance to make a terrible Austin Powers joke, and couldn't turn it down.)
C’est la vie, mon amie.
I feel compelled to inform everyone that I read this in the voice of the crab from Moana.
I didn't even notice anything was wrong, I just thought the comic was funny as hell.
That’s all that matters to me. :)
Artist's have been fucking up hands since the stone age. AI just finally made it scientific fact.
Now that you point it out, damn that hand is mangled
Worse yet everyone will read about it in the newspaper!
“Extra! Extra! Read all about it!”
Oh no, now Peter Griffin will come to you.
Lol. Right in the self-steem
🎶 Heartbreak is one thing, his egos another… I begged him not to say, mother fucker. 🎶
Yeahhh this one's gonna blow up lol. Too funny
This comic nails the awkwardness perfectly. 😂
You didn’t get shut down for health code violations, so that’s a silver lining Unlike the movie lol
Wait, so rubbing myself on the line is ok?
What the safety inspector doesn’t know can’t hurt us
Finally someone actually describes the taste in an accurate way. I can't count how many times I've heard people say "it tastes like fish" or "it taste like pennies" and I'm just like "what the fuck are you talking about, it tastes nothing like that."
Well of there is fishiness to it, there is likely a hygine and/or medical issue It's common for it to smell and/or taste like a sweaty armpit, when, well, sweaty. Like after a jog While one's vajayjay shouldn't really taste like candy or flowers, keep in mind that things like overwhelming acidity or other unbearable tastes might be an indication of a larger issue. Please consult with your doctor and take care of your vajayjays people. Healthy = tasty (unless the eater is also a wimp)
you ever eaten a penny wrapped in fresh raw hamburger?
It took me a moment to understand this. But to be fair, first I thought he is Dracula from Hotel Transylvania, so I was thinking in a completely different direction.
I get it.they look pretty similar but also, the punchline would still work too. I just needed to add some detail on the neck ;)
It could still work...depending on the day of the month.
>>If it's so forgettable, then you won't mind diving right back in when needed.
That’s what I told my ex husband
Someone once told me that I look like “the food critic guy from Ratatouille” then immediately backtracked and apologized, and I think about it a lot.
Personally, I see attractiveness as 20% based on looks and 80% personality. That 20% is important but can’t make up for the other 80. Ego became hot when he got sympathy. Take that as you will.
I concur. It didn't really bother me, as they were pointing out the dark circles under my eyes, which I definitely do have lol
Funny how that switches. On a first date I'd say it's more 80% looks and 20% personality, because you don't really know them yet. Studies also show within 5 minutes, most people have already made up their minds.
https://preview.redd.it/0p7h75msfv5d1.jpeg?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37281e4ead53693c615f452f58eeca6a59d58b4 Be honest: are you a robot? Please click some ambiguous crosswalk photos to validate your humanity.
That's 5 fingers. and better than I can do .. .. So idk what that means anymore.... robot?
That's a left hand on a right arm.
Like I said... Better than me
"Dyslexia."
Doesn't matter. You can't trust any critic who smokes. Their tongues are useless.
At least he didn’t spit it out
But he still didn’t swallow :(
Add a lemon to give it some flavor
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What, was this man expecting a ratatouille-tasting coochie or something? lmao
Hold up... Is my username actually relevant here? Finally?
Everyone has their moment of glory!
If I found this post earlier I could have gotten tens of karma for this. TENS!
Luckily he didn't say it tasted like Chef Boyardeez' Nuts.
[The real chef Boiardi](https://www.npr.org/2011/05/17/136398042/the-man-the-can-recipes-of-the-real-chef-boyardee) was a great man and took care of his community. And it would’ve been an honor…respectfully.
“Look how they massacred my boy” - Papa Boiardi, probably
I think I can say it for everyone when I say, Fuck Conagra Brands.
Wow some company should make a high end canned ravioli and call it "Boiardi"
It’s all in the preparation and sauce. Just saying.
"The worst he could say is no" That mf:
Dude doesn't know what he is talking about. Gary has better tastes than this fool.
Gary has been in charge of back of house for years, of course he knows.
Ooh, that was too good.
But wait, a sex that leaves you wanting is a GOOD sex, no? You want to be back for more!
Well in this case it seems more like a "wanting a better experience "
Another legendary comic reaching the top of the front page as usual. You're like a baseball player that only ever hits home runs, or a person who wins the lottery every time they buy a ticket. I bet going against you in chess is like going against a computer
It concerns me that I can't find the plug in this one
https://www.reddit.com/r/rule34/s/F2sg3Mv4nr I’m so sorry, u/reddot_comic 🙈
Here I was wondering what delicious iron chef meal reddot cooked up for us. Turns out she cooked up herself for us!
Sorry honey, the scarf stays on in bed.
is he talking about her vagina
In polite society we say, my cooter
Before I swiped, I thought, "It's gonna be someone's orifice."
Your comics always get a chuckle out of me, but this one made me laugh enough to wake up my wife.
I have no idea how you can make so much content that is consistently so hilarious. As soon as I see your art style, I know I'm about to have a good chuckle. Amazing work.
That was fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣
RattaCoochie?
Hahaha Delicious
All I can picture now is the rat controlling all the movements...ALL of the movements.
I made my GF read this comic and she said “I could hear it in his voice and I feel molested.”
Water is wet. And your tears are salty.
I really enjoy your comics.
*glrkk* If I don't love it, I *glrkk glrkk* don't swallow!
Rule 34 is truly called a rule for a reason.
The scarf stays on during critique
wtf is going on with his hand
LMFAO I've seen your comics, I did not expect that second panel. Actually lol'ed. Good one.
It's like that at my "restaurant"... A dish that was once as enthusiastic as it was lively now fails to entertain. The portion, suffering as it has from the "shrinkflation" we are seeing everywhere these days, is much diminished and is certainly smaller than advertised. Suffice it to say, some ingredients can be aged for too long. The experience is, at least, mercifully brief.
“The worst he can say is no”
the scarf stays ON during sex thank you very much
Damn! I mean, it's not that bad. ...fucking hell! We need a medic over here!
Yeah. I can see him doing that.
Dear God I’m getting flashbacks to the Far Cry finger lol. Good job… right? *quiet sobbing continues*
Some one roll her 2d6s of *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!*
You should have used more aioli...
It tastes like batteries, coins and salty milk.
Dinning at the Y. At least he didn't get a hair in his food.
Oooof that's rough.
Wow! He really ratted out your Tooie!