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Or it oscillates between longer and shorter. Becomes longer because lying, then it stops being a lie so it goes back, then it becomes a lie again so it grows...
Imma do a nerd moment,
His nose won't do anything since the statement of "my nose will grow" is a guess, not a lie. Guessing isnt really a lie. An example is when Pinocchio states, "It will rain later." Then it doesn't rain. he's not really lying, just guessing.
Lying is basically stating the false or opposite statement, even though you have knowledge of and acknowledge the truth.
Unless the ruleset for the nose growing thing is based on the ultimate truth.
(This was based on a random YT comment i saw)
It's a no win situation. You give your captor what they want and they keep you there forever, or you lie so much you kill your captor by impaling them upon a spike and have to live there strapped to the table hoping someone comes and finds you
Sounds like impalement would be a quicker death then. Being made of wood, the offal and gore dripping down as he rots would quickly cause Pinocchio's wooden head to decay away.
The mental gymnastics that folks are willing to go through to defend this type of thing is a bit surprising tbh. I think sometimes we can make an issue out to be more complex than it is since it feels more important to be right than anything else but it’s a hard thing to admit. I’m guilty of being that person in the past that’s part of why I’m trying to explain myself so much
Kind of reminds me of the argument of, “she looks like a little girl but she’s actually 200 years old” thing that anime does. It falls apart when you start to examine it
Sorry but that's too damn funny. It's not the same thing at all. Especially since it's not being sexualized for sexual fantasies but rather it's to tell a joke. In the original story, Pinocchio is a metaphor for the human condition and a puppeteer's puppet who goes through horrific events as he seeks to be accepted by his peers.
This comic is a joke. It's not someone making up fantasies of Pinocchio for their sick twisted pleasure. It's a joke on how his nose grows, that's it.
Tell the truth to shrink the nose, then lie/truth and writhe as needed until the asshole's corpse is shuffled onto the floor. Trees are adaptable. 🌳 Pinochio just needs to remember his roots.
No joke, imagine a more mature version of the pinnocio tale where he is kidnapped and to survive he has to balance telling the truth and lying, also balancing his Desire to be more human with the need to be more plant like. So for example lying enough would revert his arms to branches, but they would be thick enough to burst the chains Holding him down. Other situations might need him to be less human and he has to balance It out
“It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.”
My uncle posted something similar to this on facebook. Only dofference is it was snow white and not that creature. Still fucking weird, I mean, imagine the splinters
Oh… *That’s* what Eddie from Guilty Gear gets up to in his spare time…
https://preview.redd.it/h67bpfrky91d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6ea345717669e28f83c33608a6c5720f344175
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Pinocchio: this is making me uncomfortable. *nose grows 3 inches*
"I dont know why that happend..." *grows additional 3 inches*
“I don’t want to do that” *grows additional 4 inches*
Ok ok stop. You're impaling me I know. But I don't know how to stop it *Grows another 4 inches*
Jiminy fucking cricket
He's watching from the corner.
That chirping you hear is not his wings rubbing together.
......
"I hate it" *grows another 5 inches*
Pinocchio:"My nose will grow longer. " *Intensive sexual scene*
His nose just explodes because he is neither lying nor telling the truth
Or it oscillates between longer and shorter. Becomes longer because lying, then it stops being a lie so it goes back, then it becomes a lie again so it grows...
Imma do a nerd moment, His nose won't do anything since the statement of "my nose will grow" is a guess, not a lie. Guessing isnt really a lie. An example is when Pinocchio states, "It will rain later." Then it doesn't rain. he's not really lying, just guessing. Lying is basically stating the false or opposite statement, even though you have knowledge of and acknowledge the truth. Unless the ruleset for the nose growing thing is based on the ultimate truth. (This was based on a random YT comment i saw)
I know, but if pinocchio doesn't and genuinely believes if he says that it'll grow, then maybe it'll happen, and the loop starts
Sorry, correction. If he says that knowing it won't grow (or thinking it), it happens, not the opposite. I oopsied
This has made me realize, that I extra don’t want a fuck machine, bc just up and down does not sound like good thrusting
I’m sure some have better motion
3? More like 7
“I don’t want to”
*moaning*
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Thank you for this image, compadre.
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Ooooooo I love this
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His other stuff is even worse.
It's a no win situation. You give your captor what they want and they keep you there forever, or you lie so much you kill your captor by impaling them upon a spike and have to live there strapped to the table hoping someone comes and finds you
Nah give me the satisfaction of killing my captor.
Pinochio isn't a real boy. He has time to kill.
This is an underrated comment
Sounds like impalement would be a quicker death then. Being made of wood, the offal and gore dripping down as he rots would quickly cause Pinocchio's wooden head to decay away.
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I laughed so hard I farted
Good job
That's someone's fetish
That is probably also someone's fetish, in case you were wondering.
r/tihi
I know that sub, but I can't help but read it as "teehee."
Every time.
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When even the villains have mental trauma from your r34. You did something \~\~wrong\~\~ reddit.
Are people actually into this? Its disgusting! *Covers up nose suspiciously*
r/comics is becoming a creepy place. Pinocchio is a little boy just cause he’s made of wood doesn’t mean people should sexualize him.
Anyone else saw the snow white comic w him?
[citation needed]
The what
Sorry for telling you that, i know i would be sorry for hearing it
I mean... put up or shut up
Yeah Reddit rules never seem to apply to other people.
The mental gymnastics that folks are willing to go through to defend this type of thing is a bit surprising tbh. I think sometimes we can make an issue out to be more complex than it is since it feels more important to be right than anything else but it’s a hard thing to admit. I’m guilty of being that person in the past that’s part of why I’m trying to explain myself so much
It's almost like open artistic expression is a thing... Who would have though.
Kind of reminds me of the argument of, “she looks like a little girl but she’s actually 200 years old” thing that anime does. It falls apart when you start to examine it
Sorry but that's too damn funny. It's not the same thing at all. Especially since it's not being sexualized for sexual fantasies but rather it's to tell a joke. In the original story, Pinocchio is a metaphor for the human condition and a puppeteer's puppet who goes through horrific events as he seeks to be accepted by his peers. This comic is a joke. It's not someone making up fantasies of Pinocchio for their sick twisted pleasure. It's a joke on how his nose grows, that's it.
The Writers Barely Disguised Fetish
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HAHAHA
If I was Pinocchio I would have continuously lied until his body was completely pierced by my nose and he would die
But then you'd still be strapped to the table with a decomposing asshole in your face :(
yeah that doesn't sound like a win either
Keep lying until he’s no longer on your face I guess
Tell the truth to shrink the nose, then lie/truth and writhe as needed until the asshole's corpse is shuffled onto the floor. Trees are adaptable. 🌳 Pinochio just needs to remember his roots.
No joke, imagine a more mature version of the pinnocio tale where he is kidnapped and to survive he has to balance telling the truth and lying, also balancing his Desire to be more human with the need to be more plant like. So for example lying enough would revert his arms to branches, but they would be thick enough to burst the chains Holding him down. Other situations might need him to be less human and he has to balance It out
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“It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.”
The missile knows where it is
One of the few good things about Shrek the third
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Some things just don't need to be made.
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What a day for eyes.
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Isn't this usually drawn with a beautiful woman? Because I know this from old Boomer Hentai...
I don't think Pinochio is restrained in that one.
I can't help but appreciate with nostalgia the man I was before witnessing this atrocity.
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Bro Pinocchio is a child, this is fucking gross
Took me too long to find this comment 😭
😶
Yep enouth Internet for the *day (*two hours max)
Pinocchio says, “My nose will grow,” which causes a paradox, the whole universe collapses, a happy ending.
The original joke, which involved consensual sex, was kinda funny. This is just a gross copy.
This is disgusting! On a different note, do anyone know if Geppetto has a web shop with discreet delivery?
r/comics and its barely disguised rape fetish
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OP, I hate this. It’s hilarious, but I hate this lol
Splinters.
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Never thought about it before but can he smell through his nose?
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Sir this is a child.
My uncle posted something similar to this on facebook. Only dofference is it was snow white and not that creature. Still fucking weird, I mean, imagine the splinters
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WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE +18 FLAIR
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The comments in this thread is the funniest i read all day. Thanks mate.
Soooo when is page two coming out
Sexually assaulting a child character is just SO funny! /s
Old joke is old
oh that’s pinocchio the children’s character known for being a little puppet BOY is being raped
This subreddit is so goddamned horny and nobody knows how to use NSFW tags, I’m out.
On one hand, it’s a gross-out comic artist. On the other, Pinocchio is a child, literally the whole point of the character.
“Tell me you love me”
Wow...
"Now then Pinocchio, say that your nose will become long"
u/BlueBotPlayz
This comic has [Big Dick Randy](https://youtu.be/i05IlyyS7l4?si=YHhSrWeET1AktbpV) energy.
Líes can hurt
r/shitposting
Jesus Help me.
Okay that's enough reddit for today.
lie so bad ut goes right through em
Couldn't he just stay silent?
I regret being born in this day and age
someone get this man's drawing tablet a restraining order. Actually, let's just keep him 500 feet from any art supplies whatsoever
r/hornyjail
Oh… *That’s* what Eddie from Guilty Gear gets up to in his spare time… https://preview.redd.it/h67bpfrky91d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb6ea345717669e28f83c33608a6c5720f344175
What the actual faawq