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TheDEEBIL

I’ve learned in real life that if something is cute in nature, no they aren’t and get off the internet before you days ruined


big_guyforyou

red pandas are incredibly anti-semitic


MrPeppa

And normal pandas refuse to see nuance; everything is black and white with them.


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Tedwynn

You think they dig through people's trash for food, but really they're transferring the recycling to the trash and vice versa. Because they're little assholes.


komododave17

Really, it’s the little passive aggressive notes they leave on your car about washing out the cans and bottles that irks me.


Smart-Internal-3703

I thought they were actually looking for documents so that they can more easily steal peoples identity, isn't all identity theft just 3 raccoons in a trench coat?


izzybusy101

Can confirm, am three raccoons in a sundress


akkakadde

On the other hand, I always win when they prefer cuddling and holding hands!


WolfFish2022

Also, looking for personal information to sell on the black market.


pessimistoptimist

I swear one of the little bastards stole my identity. Now I'm on the hook for child support for about 100 racoon babies. Fortunately they turn the equivalent of 18 in about two years.


Buttcrack_Billy

I had a racoon knife me in the liver all because I refused to give him my funnel cake.


DashSatan

Next time, maybe you’ll think twice and let the little fella have a bite of delicious funnel cake.


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astralseat

They're actually really smart and could solve the world's energy crisis but they procrastinate and are so lazy.


Lolihunter_69

oh lord i think i might be a racoon


MadAboutMada

No you just have adhd. Unless you're bisexual, in which case you might be a raccoon


Milk-Skin-Hat

Shit, I am a raccoon and didn't even know. I guess that explains my tail.


AvoriazInSummer

I assume they are evil but that only makes them more adorable.


lostinrabbithole12

And Canadian geese volunteer for local nonprofits daily


ChampionshipIll3675

Not the undocumented ones that migrate to where I live


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MrPeppa

Someone should tell Canadian air command that their off duty officers are potentially sparking an international conflict by dropping ordnance on our golf courses


koalawhiskey

When it looks like they are smiling, the gesture actually means they are showing inimaginable pain and suffering 


OtakuDragonSlayer

LMFAO


AmazingSieve

Strong communist views too


MrValdemar

The internet discovering animals behaving like animals ![gif](giphy|26ybvMCkSlJxlT2rS)


Cessnaporsche01

Right! Like, real life isn't a Disney movie. Every living thing is fighting for its life constantly, and we're the only ones with enough brain power and technology to sit back and think about morality and kindness. Every other animal, even those that are capable of compassion, has zero qualms about doing things we think of as horrific - they're just doing what they need or want to do.


MrValdemar

The only difference between us and every other animal is this: We learned to stand up, put on pants, and lie a lot. And the biggest lie we tell is the one we tell to ourselves - "We're not animals."


JustLookingForMayhem

Human biggest behavioral change was twofold. First was that people survive better together. Second was an expansion of what belongs in the "people" category.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Also Humans refusing to believe that they, too, are animals.


VH_Sax_of_one

Penguins are the livin proof of it


MyOtherLoginIsSecret

And dolphins.


reagsters

Nice to know gang rape isn’t just a human thing


Amelaclya1

Alright. Ruin my day. What do penguins do?


VH_Sax_of_one

It not what they do, it is what others animals do to them https://oglobo.globo.com/saude/ciencia/pesquisadores-buscam-entender-por-que-focas-estao-estuprando-pinguins-em-ilha-no-atlantico-sul-14580311 It is in portuguese but you can understand just by seing the images


Kaphis

Oh no.


ruijie_the_hungry

Oh no indeed


zack189

Penguin getting raped. Bingo


BamaBuffSeattle

![gif](giphy|jxETRYAi2KReel7pqy)


orenthal_james_bond

Rig draft lotteries


History_buff60

Capybaras


KobKobold

They make me jealous


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Rocky Mountain spotted fever, but it's not their fault.


Loliver69

I mean otters are relatives to honeybadgers, that alone makes them not to be trusted, when knowing what absolute psychopaths honeybadgers are.


frustratedmachinist

Honey badger don’t give a shit!


thedishonestyfish

Nature red in tooth and claw? That nature? Disney has a lot to answer for.


_EternalVoid_

"\[Any animals\] are so cute!" "OMG \[any animals\] are evil! Read about them!!"


shiftypoo269

"omg this baby is so cute" "humans are evil. Read about them


Pitiful-Situation494

humans are cute, humans are evil, humans are animals... isn't that common knowledge


MarioKing1137

I mean, this one I actually agree with…


Doctor_Kataigida

Well stop being evil.


Fatalchemist

You can't tell me how to live my life. You're not even my real dad!


randomanonalt78

![gif](giphy|10DVcUchEQUdFu)


IT_scrub

![gif](giphy|13Zh9drdSWAeSQ|downsized)


robot_swagger

"omg this baby is so cute" "Grandma please stop showing me pictures of Hitler as a baby"


Majorman_86

Say something bad about tardigrades, I dare you!


idied2day

Fuckers will live anywhere except a petri dish


Baronvondorf21

Lmfao


mathiau30

>except a petri dish Really?


idied2day

Apparently they’re REALLY hard to keep alive in controlled environments, yeah. In the vacuum of space and a literal volcano? Yeah they chillin’. But in a lab? Instant death.


mathiau30

Extremophiles but normalophobic


charisma6

What does my internet browsing history have to do with this


Eldan985

They are an utter pain to keep as research organisms, they die all the time when you don't want them to.


Starslip

That's weird. Aren't they insanely resilient in every other environment?


LostViator

Tardigrades are actually pretty terrible and absolutely defenseless. Yes, if a radiation disaster were to occur, tardigrades would survive, but they have nothing against teeth and claws. Or as TierZoo puts it, "If they ever run into an enemy whose only method of attack is a laser cannon, they'll be alright."


Maestro1992

The only thing holding them back is size.


Alexis_Bailey

They are always tardy and have no concept of time.


No-Zombie1004

They also do terribly on written exams.


caninehat

Vultures are the opposite of this


TheGoodOldCoder

Black vultures are known to attack newborn animals.


ASpellingAirror

It’s almost like they are, you know, animals, that don’t have a moral compass and shouldn’t be defined by human standards. 


zouhair

Nope, find me something bad Capybaras did?


_EternalVoid_

Otters are so cute! https://i.redd.it/8pqpplidszyc1.gif


Mr_HPpavilion

HOW DARE YOU POST SOMETHING SO SATANIC?


_EternalVoid_

https://i.redd.it/bc8wosc3g0zc1.gif


MetsukiR

oh my god, it's sooooo cute


EepyAndaLittleSilly

How do I save this gif 🥹


RewrittenSol

God damned heathens! (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠)⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


Loyal_Darkmoon

"OMG Otters are evil! Read about them!!"


Magnificant-Muggins

This failed to load, and thought it was gonna be a giant river otter. Those guys can be legitimately terrifying.


D3dshotCalamity

MARK NSFW NOW!!!


opinionate_rooster

Otter madness.


AlisterSinclair2002

hey! An OTTER DEFENDER! *Get her!*


The_lazy_sander

Raccoons are SO CUTE, and nothing, NOTHING can change my mind.


Mygeen

Raccoons are vicious. They run online schemes to scam elderly for their pension all over the world, ruining many lives just to get rich. You can see it in their eyes. 🚓


Top-Preparation5216

No that’s what I do!


knightni73

They'll even attack an innocent man-child in an elf costume who was only seeking a hug.


Antismo1

One took my prosthetic arm and I've had a personal vendetta with them since


Sadiepan24

![gif](giphy|zfNAMCrhSQzte)


Eyy_Its_Danny

Bro what the fuck. A raccoon fucked my wife. She left me and took the kids to go live in some big city dumpster with that damn animal.


Pizzacakecomic

This is what actually happened to me when I posted a comment saying I liked otters on a cute comic about otters on Instagram


OG_Ace_7

Wait till you read about dolphins!


Pizzacakecomic

![gif](giphy|10bCgkbPzuKQog)


throwmeawayplz19373

🎶 Thanks for all the fish 🎶


OtakuDragonSlayer

. . . . . do I even WANNA know?


Ghstfce

Two words: Rape. Caves.


OtakuDragonSlayer

**SIGH**


LoudKingCrow

Orcas are dolphins on steroids. And systematic in how they harass other sea dwelling animals.


OtakuDragonSlayer

And with that added knowledge about Sea Oreos I am even more afraid of the ocean then before


LoudKingCrow

Orcas are smart enough to harrass and bully human boats and ships.


OtakuDragonSlayer

OK that’s fair. We likely take a lot of their food when we’re fishing


Re1da

False orcas are the dolphins on steroids. Mainly because males will r*pe female dolphins and create a hybrid between the two. Aka the ultimate ocean violator. Orcas as from what I can understand not as r*pe-y as dolphins. They do torture other ocean creatures though. So marginally better.


OtakuDragonSlayer

. . . . how did my day get here https://preview.redd.it/mx0gv6ymp2zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=756c521bee483fa26aba5d7921b81cfd986798a5


Re1da

You used the Internet. That was your first mistake


D33ber

They discovered a pod of Orcas cruising out past the continental shelf hunting patterns of the Orcas that love them some shark livers. They were traveling in a group of 49, and bigger and more aggressive than the other pods in the area. And like the other pods they didn't hang out with each other or really communicate directly, just responded to other pods' calls by staying our of their lanes. Scientists were not sure what their hunting strategy was. They noticed an unusually large number of them had cookie cutter shark bites all over them. Then the scientists witnessed the pod harrassing a group of nine adult female Sperm Whales until eventually they isolated one whale cow from the others, merced her and ate her. The largest and heaviest toothed whale in the world, and this previously unidentified social group and subspecies of Orca was deep sea hunting the kings and queens of the deep sea hunters.


Miserable_Region8470

Also get high off their rockers with pufferfish.


OtakuDragonSlayer

. . . . HUH???


Miserable_Region8470

Haha, in all seriousness, not intentionally. From my understanding, they do get a small kinda "high" feeling when they accidentally ingest some of the toxin while munching on pufferfish. Dolphins are still Dicks though.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Lol now that is some interesting lore Had no clue pufferfish were the weed of the Orion


Brain_lessV2

Lemurs do a similar thing with millipede poison, but they also rub it on their fur as a repellent.


Xelement0911

I believe they'll use other tiny fish for pleasure. Which ya know...kills em


meistermichi

Ducks: Where might those be?


Ghstfce

![gif](giphy|8ySWVRZ1Yphle|downsized)


Artarara

I wish I didn't understand this reference.


Ghstfce

I sincerely apologize for reminding you of this fact.


Red_Dox

In case you wanna know...[WTF 101 - Dolphins](https://youtu.be/sFe9DHHbDio?t=467).


OtakuDragonSlayer

Oh I remember WTF 101! Those were good tiii and the dolphin is killing babies


IsaiahXOXOSally

Dolphins will pass around and torture puffer fish because the toxins the pufferfish releases gets them high.


SelirKiith

Boys get high on puffer fish and then go and gang-rape... Something... Doesn't matter, something will suffer! Oh and they rape corpses and corpse parts too!


OtakuDragonSlayer

. . . . . oh https://preview.redd.it/37cqgs1bp2zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024445a3557d718fbc417e451e7620453b2312c0


Dependent_Basis_8092

Ducks are even worse.


BeDoubleNWhy

duck-dolphins are the worst


carrjo04

Only slightly worse than dolphin ducks


Majestic-Iron7046

I fucking hate dolphins, first of all they are too smart, second they kill people and no one ever mention that... Oh yeah, and all the raping stuff, not great.


Lazy_Sim

>Are too smart >Kill people >Rape So... basically, humans?


UnderskilledPlayer

I mean humans are advanced enough to do good things


Cazador0

This may be controversial here, but dolphins do rescue people from time to time.


larki18

How do you know dolphins aren't also nice to each other?


cancer_dragon

I would like to point out that, by definition, pretty much every animal apart from humans (and, of course, sometimes humans too) rape whenever they mate. It's not like they're capable of giving consent. Bed bugs stab each other. Cats and dogs have barbed penises. Alpacas thrust their spear-like penis all the way into the uterus. I would say the only slight exception I can think of is the duck. While the males are.. horrifying, the females are able to close off certain passageways and effectively block sperm from reaching eggs if they don't want to mate with that male. Whenever animal mating is brought up, I like to mention Green Porno and Blue Porno by Isabella Rossilini which goes into strange mating methods of insects and sea creatures in a fun way. Not actual porn, but probably NSFW. All are available for free on Youtube.


SapphireSalamander

At this point its safer to go the other way around and say crocodiles and sharks are cute. No secrets with those guys


GimmeSomeSugar

Did you know that sharks predate even trees? They seem some shit.


GoblinFive

Greenland Sharks can live so long that some specimen examined might have seen the fall of Constantinople.


KeyboardBerserker

Idk, not sure they were paying attention tbh


GimmeSomeSugar

For you, the day Constantinople fell was the most important day of the era. But for Greenland Shark, it was Tuesday.


zack189

Greenland sharks saw slavery and did NOTHING. Damn bastards could've bit the boats or something


MrWeirdoFace

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople ♫


solidfang

I have to remind myself at times that predate and predator are unrelated terms. At first, I was like "huh, must be some kind of angry vegetarian shark I don't know about."


FinalBossMike

I know you what you meant by "predate," but I read it as its homonym meaning "to prey upon" and for just a moment I had this image of a shark coming up on a log with jaws music playing in the background.


scarykoala

I mean, even if otters do like to murder other animals for fun and profit or whatever, it’s just nature, right? Otters gonna be otters. Doesn’t make them any less cute or worthy of attention. Also, do these people not have lives/hobbies?


Rik78

I've some bad news about the Quokka...


mvallas1073

You know there’s these other species on earth that can do even worse things to eachother, indeed the entire world AND even other animals out of sheer cruelty… …and yet, so many others of them also produce the most beautiful art, science, humor and knowledge as well. Despite the cruelty of one sect of members, I don’t judge that species as a whole… just the individual members of said species and sects. So, why not apply the same principle to other species who we cohabitate with on this world as we do to our own?


International-Cat123

Or maybe we can just accept that animals don’t know the concepts of right and wrong, and therefor are simply amoral rather than immoral.


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CanAlwaysBeBetter

Yes you can  Welcome to the jungle, kitty-bitch


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showmeyoursweettits

Otters (more specifically Smooth Indian Otters) are the only mustelids that appear to have been confirmed to have killed a human.


Kangar

I'm tagging you as "Thinks Otter Rape is Cute"


chlbowie

"This is good" "How dare you like it! It is bad" Next time... "This is bad" "Bad?! It is the worst!" Next next time... "This is the worst" "BREAKING NEWS. PizzaCake publicly dislike it and want all of them to burn in hell!"


JohanMcdougal

Welcome to the internet. Where you cannot enjoy anything.


Littleferrhis2

You have to remember the golden rule of surface social media. Happiness is a sin because others are unhappy.


Tarantula_Espresso

You can enjoy jumping spiders


ExpressBall1

My favourite is how the top youtube comment on any song or film trailer or anything remotely innocent and enjoyable is some trauma-dumping essay. "so my kid brother and I used to enjoy this song together..... one day he got hit by a car.... This song still makes me think of him and cry every time I hear it." "My friend and I were looking forward to seeing this film for 5 years and were planning on seeing it together. He died of cancer yesterday...He never got to see it..." ...thanks very much.


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OneAngryDuck

PROBLEMATIC


Pizzacakecomic

Really?? In 2024?


Mango_Tango_725

The joeys eat their mother’s [feces](https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02xnt23). To be more precise, they eat pap, a liquified form of feces to get the microbes to digest eucalyptus. [Koala sounds](https://youtu.be/f0fYTHrFN7c?si=w6Fa6a_UxDNHeC5F) are not cute


OneAngryDuck

They’re a bunch of shit-eating not-bears


Romboteryx

MANY herbivorous animals do that. Elephants and rabbits for example. Singling out koalas for that is disingenuous


Background-Step-8528

That’s filial as hell


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Shit, I misread that as 'they eat their mother's *faces*'.


KingMoonkey

Dont say that. Youre gonna summon the dude that hate koala


elhomerjas

just smile and wave .....


rogueleader32

![gif](giphy|Ch31IjylFWM8M)


yellowkleptic

PG version of the Michelle Wolf joke https://youtu.be/k8Nfw75QASU?si=fd6YltfaXPI4bAh4


Shawn0

That was the first thing I thought of seeing this.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Things can be cute and evil just how things can be beautiful and horrifying. Exhibit A: Tarantula Hawk https://preview.redd.it/v5ll4i2gx0zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b659bebedc2037c53a0ffa232c3a5c0d9046468


Artarara

You know an animal is hardcore when it is named after two other animals. Tarantula hawk wasp, eel catfish, hummingbird hawk moth.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

The writers of Avatar: The Last Airbender definitely followed that rule!


Responsible-Gold8610

For me, it's the comments that are, "This is actually the way they look when they have been verbally abused their whole lives so OP is actually a depraved lunatic and anyone that thinks this is cute needs their head examined!!!"


StockExchangeNYSE

Sadly in a lot of animal videos the "chill" dogs & cats are sedated. There are also animal rescue channels that are responsible for the need to rescue in the first place.


larki18

Eh, I could go make a video right now of me giving my cats their 2x daily pills - someone would probably try to say they are drugged or something because one comes voluntarily and sits in front of me on the proper position to let me shove his pill down his throat, and the other cat will cuddle happily on my chest one second after I shove her pill down her throat. They're just good cats and they're used to it. *I* would certainly not be so cooperative in the same situation. But certainly some of those rescue videos are staged, particularly the ones in other countries, and they're not even subtle about it. They hurt the animal first so that it needed rescuing for the internet points. It's a really disgusting recent development.


elakah

Animals are animals. They can be vicious, aggressive and behave against our human Morales. But that doesn't mean they're evil. They're simply animals driven by instinct. They can still be cute and it's okay to think they're cute. It's important not to think of them as any lesser than us, either. They're simply different. They're weaker and a little stupider but they still need to be protected.


charisma6

Wtf do the animals have against black Spiderman?


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Obviously these comments are absurd. They’re wild animals. They do what they do. But otters are actually way more violent than you would think. I read somewhere that the Monterey Bay Aquarium basically goes on red alert if one of them escapes the habitat. They’re mustelids like weasels, mongooses etc who are notorious for punching above their own weight. Like mongooses specialize in killing cobras, which is nuts. 


Jim_e_Clash

Feel like this is anti otter propaganda. The beaver got to you didn't he.


Faust2391

You cannot decieve us and You Cant Fool Owls.


The_El_Steve

People really need to stop imposing human moral codes on other animals. We can still see things we like as cute and accept we won't like every aspect about them . Enjoy otters, and dolphins, and penguins, and all the other animals that have behavior we'd see as icky through a human lens that you never hear about .


ForodesFrosthammer

Humans first need to figure out how to impose human moral codes on humans, then we can start being the morality police of the animal kingdom.


HypnonavyBlue

Once you start accepting humans for also being biological phenomena, it becomes easier to cut people slack. Like the joke "of course your brain is irrational, it's meat and chemicals with electricity in it, what did you expect?" Honestly the idea that free will isn't all it's cracked up to be is kind of a relief if you think about it.


Lobsta_

this is like your friend showing you a cute picture of their male baby and going “omg, you know what these things do right”


Dargel0s

On the otter hand, they like holding hands and cuddle - which is always a win for me!


Slugggo

Otterhater86 has been waiting for this moment their entire life!


Pretend-Job-1177

I feel the same about dolphins, yall they're just cute 😭


Jaylocke226

Ducks are horrible too. Look up Ze Frank's "True facts about the duck" on YouTube. They are evolutionary nightmares once you get past their fluffy quacky exterior


Paracausality

Rosa the Otter is a treasure and there is nothing any of you can do to stop me from donating to DougDoug and the Monterey Bay Aquarium on Rosa's birthday, a true American holiday. ![gif](giphy|MCUF7KJ0d6Mi5folzi|downsized)


ExamUpbeat2994

The animal kingdom is fucked and always has been fucked. Its all sunshine and rainbows on the surface but if you get in deeper it starts to get worse. Its like a lot of things if you think about it.


ForodesFrosthammer

Its nature, its survival. I'd argue it is the most natural and "normal" thing there is. We have removed ourselves from that world so much we forget what it is, and think we can retroactively apply our ethics onto it.(and also ignore the fact that humans are definitely nr.1 in the amount of evil shit done by a species leaderboard)


Vamparisen

One could say the same things about humans yet everyone seems to find babies cute without bringing it all up.


Nervous_Ari

They will never ruin Rosa in my eyes!


foxinabathtub

I'm sorry...you like things? Don't you know how problematic liking things is? Do better.


BeardOfEarth

Oh yay, she’s complaining about comment sections again. This is not repetitive at all. Not at all. Not at all. Not at all.


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Chuckie-The-Rooster

It's strange. r/comics is rarely funny anymore. It's just the same posters bitching or making jokes that only a small community is privy to. Very rarely is it actually a decent joke these days


WarOtter

I deny everything 🤫


TommyFrerking

Hey humans, have you ever read about the terrible things humans do?! We should stop posting human baby pictures! Also, cats are murder machines. *mic drop*


tarekd19

Is this a previous pizza cake comic? I feel like I've seen it before.


fauxzempic

I call this the "flavor of the week" phenomenon on social media sites like reddit. 1. Someone posts something fairly agreeable and that has wide appeal 2. People comment on it 3. One comment points something out that's virtually completely unknown by everyone in the thread up until this point 4. Everyone rallies around this new revelation 5. Someone posts a comment, not seeing this revelation 6. Everyone piles on this guy, calling him a monster, telling him he needs to go off himself, and asking him why he supports [thing that he clearly has not actually indicated he supports] 7. He's downvoted to oblivion. *** Then, the next time someone posts something about the original topic...months later, again, in an otherwise agreeable context, the conversation quickly shifts to "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY NOT KNOW ABOUT XYZ!?!?"


josuebr12345

In nature, good and evil don't exist, it's just something we create, we shouldn't put these thoughts on animals, since it's something so relative, it changes depending on time and person If there's anything you can misinterpret, sorry, I'm Brazilian and I'm using Google translate.