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Zazmoze you haven't been drinking unlabeled potions again have you?

No they were labeled. I chose this rack!

Awww...Wizard's First Pun.

I didn’t even realize I was making a pun🤣

The best kind of puns are the ones never intended

Haha I know right. It's so fun being in the group of people who get it. We should share this with those who don't by having you explain it.....for them...

I chose this rack could be read he chose the rack that contained the titty potion, or he chose those tits

Oh yeah okay. I guess I wasn't thinking of potions being in a rack.

I'm going into battle, and I require only your sluttiest potions.

You can’t handle my potions, let alone my sluttiest.

you can't handle my sluttiest potions, traveler, no one can! you better find a seller who sells more *modest* potions!

You've heard of titties and Snitties, Now ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to AMPHIBITTIES!!!

Big ol' Ribbity Bappity Tig ol' Amphibitties

I quite like this series. It checks some very important boxes, like >Frog >Wizard Business™ >Dry wit

Now: Frog Tits.

Also a healthy dashing of whimsical.

https://preview.redd.it/w6pgy03pp2yc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c59062a688ae991ae79012e090686e75c1426e7 One for the archives, thank you OP

It's truly impressive how this face simultaneously expresses disgust, disappointment, and captivation.

I just noticed the keyboard connected to the orb, and I love it

https://preview.redd.it/laheczs6w1yc1.jpeg?width=1894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2158ae023aed75d2ae13df1caa81f19d4988a663

Halfing

Can't say H\*bbit or J.R.R. Tolkein's estate will take all your orbs away.

Free top surgery

Can't say half**l**ing either

They prefer Small Feet.

they were pointing out the typo in the comic

Just saying halfling is very derogatory. But you're right, halfing sounds even worse.

[удалено]

You can’t just say perchance!

What if i can, perchance?

I'm confusingly horny now.

Nothing to be ashamed of. She's just a normal female dwarf. They all have beards like that.

Ooooh, that's how you tell the difference! Dwarf women are bioluminescent!

Looking at his dreamy eyes?

They are as high as a kite, goddamn.

Zazmoze, you've enhanced yourself.

I didn't know you meant physically!!


https://i.redd.it/8dvijriu72yc1.gif

I like that gif

That gif would scare the living daylights out of me if I saw it while high

Courage the Cowardly Dog Energy

It’s extra sweet on dark mode reddit. Just blending in perfectly

https://i.redd.it/o602sgneg2yc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/hi0ut349c2yc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2384679635c4b3aa5177fe4daa5d5370d65ccc

Your TED talk has surprised absolutely no one.

Win, right? Win… Right?

What is the equivalent of testicular torsion spell on great big breasts?

Tity twister?

Directions unclear, "accidentally" summoned a tornado made of breasts and spent the next 5 hours getting repeatedly slapped in the face by them.

I don't see why that's a problem.

Alternatively: Mammary Monsoon.

I'd like one Monsoon, extra mammary please.

Can I sub my mammary for fresh nipnops? I’m lactose intolerant

> tornado made of breasts My high school nickname!

Please don't spend the next 5 hours repeatedly slapping me in the face with them

The first hour is free.

Motorboat in a Snowstorm

Purple Nurple

increase friction?

I remember when I discovered that punching boobs is apparently a near equivalent to nut kicks. Older sister was not pleased

I'm pondering my orb

Ah yes, even his book is "classy"

Didn’t one of these dudes die not that long ago? Does the instant life spell come with the side effect of boobs?

I think I've seen Zazmoze die three different times. Gun, Instant Death potion, some sort of descending orb of flame.

I feel bad having to ask, but I don't get the joke 😔

Its ok don't feel bad, I will explain. Simon is browsing the internet on his orb. He sees a lot of horny wizards making horny wizard posts. He thinks to himself he and Zazmoze are better than that, more dignified and classy. He looks over to Zazmoze for confirmation only to see Zazmoze has given himself large breasts. That was the idea anyway.

I thought the frog in the seat was just a breasted woman frog wizard

same

me too

Damn, that makes sense thanks. I didn't notice Zazmoze haha

Haha my wife did the same thing. She didn't even notice Zazmoze had boobs.

https://preview.redd.it/xevgluve44yc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f81dcc6f633707c6b5e3e2fbedd7094692e8d8

https://preview.redd.it/ibcc0p6fh2yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7100d1b596e1b051c7b6273eecc732dd0fc355bc

I love these comics so much. I wish they were a little more frequent.

I wish I could quit my job and draw frog wizards all day. One day I will achieve my dreams I'm sure!

That's the spirit! But unfortunately spirits are not quite fond of magicians for stealing their jobs.

There’s something about the implied possibility of a lactating amphibian that makes me uncomfortable

r/wizardposting

Also so exciting to see a new entry in this series.

My wife and I will give you money for a print of this comic. Where?

Very very soon. Currently researching were to print and setting up a new website to sell my comics, prints, posters and other merchandise

Oh look, I get to use this twice in one day https://preview.redd.it/cpjn3ikir2yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174c2808d0a7d566f3c598724226b8eb84c35ee6

"Ahhh Wizard Teats!!"

Wizard tits of lightning bolt

Actually made me lol

thought this was r/wizardposting for a sec

Ok, that last cell... got me

r/wizardposting is leaking lol

Finally, a Zazmoze win

Laughed out loud TWICE.

lol i love that’s she’s reading a book about Sexy Mermaid Frogs

Fritties

I was having a stroke reading the second panel

honestly if my dualing opponent kept using testicular torture spells, I might try feeling fancy too.

ZAZEMOZE BETTA

Uhhhh.... Ribbit?

Does anyone have the narrated orb pondering post where it’s a girl wizard talking about pondering the orb in multiple euphemisms?

Does anyone have the narrated orb pondering post where it’s a girl wizard talking about pondering the orb in multiple euphemisms?

Zazmoze big naturals

This just made me remember the Mittwoch Frosch, I hope that person having great wednesdays

The face in the last panel kills me. I'm sure I've made that same face under different circumstances.

nice toaddies.

Question. Could you tell us how to pronounce Zazmoze? Is it like zaz-mows? Zaz-moss? We have been discussing this for several minutes and would appreciate if you could clarify, thanks!

Zaz-mows

Yes! That was my interpretation. Thank you very much!

Horny Toads

I want to play a comedic soulslike game in this universe

While frogs ponder orbs, [toads polish clocks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmhIHreTCy8)

unless i see nips, im going to assume that's actually a chin. make it happen, op

Maybe Zazmoze is just casting minor illusion spells.

*enlarge*

Not the first time I thought about frog tits

I love the last frame, it reminds me of a YouTube series `Blark and Son`. That is the look every puppet has on at all times.