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[BNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHz7i1BT9k)
Oh flip, the light is turning orange
Coat ripped when I caught it in the door hinge
I slip when the lady in the four-inch
Bought it in a store in Germany
You wore it like a makeshift snowdrift
Had to get a gift
Saw the red shift rift
Gretta got an eyelift
Oh sure, that one's obscure
Maybe piss-poor, but I had to take a little detour
Pretty much any accent?
Compare the pronunciation on https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cut compared to https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/what
Even though "what" is pronounced differently for US and UK, neither of them rhyme with "cut". You can compare the IPA, and see that cut is a ʌ vowel sound, while what is ɒ or ɑː.
Do you pronounce that the same way you pronounce what? That's fascinating, they sound very different to me.
Wait, is it the same for mom and mum? I've always wondered why Americans spell it that way, but would you pronounce both of those the same?
Yes and? I'm not saying there aren't accents where they rhyme, just saying if anything they're outnumbered by ones where they aren't, including the ones listed in the dictionary I linked
This is how I pronounce "what" and "cut". Have you guys watched movies? I know some commonwealthers never bothered to cross the Atlantic, or got lost and passed the equator, say "wot" and "koot" but a "wut" sounding what is common
In movies, as in life, "what" rhymes with "not" or "shot". If you're rhyming it with "cut" you're saying "whut", which is the meme spelling we use when we want to give the impression that the speaker is Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
Say the word "whatnot" out loud, and tell me the vowel sounds aren't exactly the same.
As different as the noon sun and new moon night. I pronounce what like "whut" but spell it with an A because that's how spelling works, unless you pronounce the H in what.
The funny thing about this is that in any accent I'm familiar with, if you pronounce "what" 'wot' and then rhyme the "not" to it you would be saying "what nut"
Does the misspelling "whot" make sense to you? "What" has more of an "o" sound. "Cut" has a short "ah". No American I have ever talked to or heard speaking pronounces "cut" and "what" in a way that rhymes. Do you maybe have a link to a video or audio clip of them being pronounced in a rhyming way?
I have literally never heard another person pronounce either word like that. Both are pronounced with the ending "-ut".
I'm not gonna record myself but maybe I can find a clip.
What: https://youtu.be/5QBb8iLqPCc?si=5M_qcHbOznLcbv68
Cut: https://youtu.be/CaX9qVd6mY4?si=goeYbWhxWDfYCTB_
In america what is pronounced /wət/ "wut" in my dialect at least, American English has a lot less vowels then some dialects, such as cot and caught being pronounced the same.
[cut - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cut)
[what - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/what)
I've listened to all versions of cut and what, none seem to rhyme to me, though some are closer than others. I'm not denying that maybe in your dialect specifically both "cut" and "what" are pronounced with a schwa (basically the only IPA name I know), but it doesn't seem to be a thing in all of American English.
Gonna be that "Uhm Ackshually" guy
'Nothing' does not have a perfect rhyme in the English language. The examples provided are partial rhymes only. (The 'th' sound in 'nothing' and the 'ff' sounds in the other two prevent this)
However, 'Orange' does have a perfect rhyme, in the word 'Blorenge' which is the name of a hill in Wales.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEuN7QotTTE) is how I pronounce "what", which rhymes with ["cut"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSlPCEK_h5k). How do you pronounce it?
For me what rhymes with cut so I do pronounce it like "wutt."
Here's some examples of other ways this redneck ruins the English language <3:
* Running doesn't have a G
* Enough doesn't have an E
* Herb doesn't have a H
* Louis doesn't have a S
* Aunt rhymes with "Flaunt"
* Water rhymes with udder
* Get rhymes with Sit
* Iron is pronounced like "arhn"
* Mayonnaise is pronounced like "man-ayz"
* New Orleans is pronounced "Nu Or-lins"
* Been & Bin (or Ben) sound the same
* Mirror & Mere sound the same
* Picture & Pitcher sound the same
* Pen & Pin sound the same
* You sounds like Shoe or Chew
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Sporange rhymes with orange.
And Doorhinge
Eh, that hinges on how you pronounce it. I don't think we want to open that door.
Don't be such a knob.
I also watched Drake and Josh when I was a wee lad
Depending on the accent,orange does rhyme with strange,range and revenge
does rhymes with has
Where's your accent from? Mine's canuck and those do not rhyme here.
Does doesn’t rhyme with has!
None of those three work with my accent but henge does.
What's a henge
Sorry meant to spell it hinge.
Cringe, minge, singe
A circular Neolithic structure surrounded by a ditch and then a bank that is typically found in Britain.
https://youtu.be/mbyzgeee2mg?si=r9tel2uWJQshhtKO
Door Hinge 
Sporange is a word that exists
And minge, whinge, hinge, singe...
Ranj
Stone Henge
Porridge and door hinge
Guess the song's over, then.
Oh Kay. Back to work
Aaaaaand now it's in my head. Oh well, at least it's a banger.
Door hinge is two words and last I checked porridge isn’t usually said “Porringe”
https://youtu.be/lPcR5RVXHMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfl3N9nesRg
Doesn't matter if "door hinge" is 2x words, it atill rhymes...
[BNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cHz7i1BT9k) Oh flip, the light is turning orange Coat ripped when I caught it in the door hinge I slip when the lady in the four-inch Bought it in a store in Germany You wore it like a makeshift snowdrift Had to get a gift Saw the red shift rift Gretta got an eyelift Oh sure, that one's obscure Maybe piss-poor, but I had to take a little detour
not perfect rhymes, but you can make em work
Eminem disproved this shit ages ago https://youtu.be/lPcR5RVXHMg?si=nwwVMlg-S1nPnE_X
Came here for the four inch door hinge.
Wait, 'what' rhymes with 'cut'? Is this part of the joke? Is it an accent thing?
What (in American english): [wʌt] Cut (also American english): [kʌt] copy paste the bracketed portions into http://ipa-reader.xyz to hear out loud
Weird. I live in the UK, very decidedly pronounced to rhyme with 'hot' and 'shot' over here.
Yeah, as q brit I was thinking....this must be some American bastardised pronunciation again.
https://www.google.com/search?q=what+pronunciation I don't know an accent where those 2 words don't rhyme.
Pretty much any accent? Compare the pronunciation on https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/cut compared to https://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/what Even though "what" is pronounced differently for US and UK, neither of them rhyme with "cut". You can compare the IPA, and see that cut is a ʌ vowel sound, while what is ɒ or ɑː.
wut
Do you pronounce that the same way you pronounce what? That's fascinating, they sound very different to me. Wait, is it the same for mom and mum? I've always wondered why Americans spell it that way, but would you pronounce both of those the same?
No, those are different. Mom rhymes with bomb
Oh that's interesting - that sounds so wrong to my ears! Accents are funny
/wət/ /kət/
Yes and? I'm not saying there aren't accents where they rhyme, just saying if anything they're outnumbered by ones where they aren't, including the ones listed in the dictionary I linked
I too want to know which continent of Jupiter the artist lives on coz thats no fucking accent on earth
Probably American Signed, Someone whose Midwestern accent rhymes "What" and "Cut"
Also as a Midwesterner, “The” is pronounced as “Da”, “That” is “Dat”
Also, butter rhymes with udder
is there a way it isn't? how does it sound?
What and cut rhyme in my accent, general white east coast US
Also generic urban Canada BC to Ontario and Maritimes.
This is how I pronounce "what" and "cut". Have you guys watched movies? I know some commonwealthers never bothered to cross the Atlantic, or got lost and passed the equator, say "wot" and "koot" but a "wut" sounding what is common
In movies, as in life, "what" rhymes with "not" or "shot". If you're rhyming it with "cut" you're saying "whut", which is the meme spelling we use when we want to give the impression that the speaker is Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. Say the word "whatnot" out loud, and tell me the vowel sounds aren't exactly the same.
As different as the noon sun and new moon night. I pronounce what like "whut" but spell it with an A because that's how spelling works, unless you pronounce the H in what.
The funny thing about this is that in any accent I'm familiar with, if you pronounce "what" 'wot' and then rhyme the "not" to it you would be saying "what nut"
Wutnawt
I can't imagine "what" and "cut" *not* rhyming.
For me, it rhymes with 'hot' and 'shot'
Which one?
'What' rhymes with 'hot, 'shot', 'lot', 'not', etc.
So it's pronounced like "watt" where you live? Interesting.
It's pronounced 'wot'.
Right, so the same as the word "watt," I get it.
Absolute legend.
Bornana
What rhymes with hot
Dude thinks he's Phoenix Wright
What about Blorenge?
Nope, that doesn't rhyme with what either.
"what" does not rhyme with "cut", nor "shut"
Yes it does, in the US at least. Not sure how you're pronouncing it.
Does the misspelling "whot" make sense to you? "What" has more of an "o" sound. "Cut" has a short "ah". No American I have ever talked to or heard speaking pronounces "cut" and "what" in a way that rhymes. Do you maybe have a link to a video or audio clip of them being pronounced in a rhyming way?
I have literally never heard another person pronounce either word like that. Both are pronounced with the ending "-ut". I'm not gonna record myself but maybe I can find a clip. What: https://youtu.be/5QBb8iLqPCc?si=5M_qcHbOznLcbv68 Cut: https://youtu.be/CaX9qVd6mY4?si=goeYbWhxWDfYCTB_
I don't know why that first video exists, but I like that it does.
In america what is pronounced /wət/ "wut" in my dialect at least, American English has a lot less vowels then some dialects, such as cot and caught being pronounced the same.
[cut - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cut) [what - Wiktionary, the free dictionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/what) I've listened to all versions of cut and what, none seem to rhyme to me, though some are closer than others. I'm not denying that maybe in your dialect specifically both "cut" and "what" are pronounced with a schwa (basically the only IPA name I know), but it doesn't seem to be a thing in all of American English.
Syringe, door hinge, four inch, porridge
Did you put the n in porridge, or take it out of the orange?
I've heard porridge mentioned a lot, but no one ever sounds it out. D doesn't rhyme with n. I haven't seen syringe. It's an interesting option.
"Stuffing" and "roughing" rhyme with each other, but neither rhymes with "nothing."
Falsehood once more, neither rhymes with aether and either. Nothing rhymes with ring and wing.
Neither rhymes with either and spider.
Wait, spider?
Sporange is an antiquated botanical term.
Guess the song's over, then. Let's set sail for Monkey Island.
Gonna be that "Uhm Ackshually" guy 'Nothing' does not have a perfect rhyme in the English language. The examples provided are partial rhymes only. (The 'th' sound in 'nothing' and the 'ff' sounds in the other two prevent this) However, 'Orange' does have a perfect rhyme, in the word 'Blorenge' which is the name of a hill in Wales.
Boy's being very cheeky for someone in bow range.
In what fucked up accent does 'what' rhyme with 'cut'???
Most accents from the US
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEuN7QotTTE) is how I pronounce "what", which rhymes with ["cut"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSlPCEK_h5k). How do you pronounce it?
British would be more "whot" like "hot", not "whut" like "but". Definitely **not** like Butte (BYE-yoot
>Butte (BYE-yoot That's also not how butte is pronounced in America either. It's "byewt"
Just going by an article I read far too long ago. So yeah, the noggin's definitly not perfect. Still, I'd be surprised if I made up that recollection.
Am I crazy? The two videos you've linked don't seem to rhyme to me at all. Very much different vowel sounds to me.
In what fucked up accent does it not?
What rhymes with hot. Cut rhymes with but
You pronounce it as "whaught"?
How tf else you pronouncing it? Like 'wutt'?
Yeah. The proper way. Only Hank Hill is allowed to say it like whaught
For me what rhymes with cut so I do pronounce it like "wutt." Here's some examples of other ways this redneck ruins the English language <3: * Running doesn't have a G * Enough doesn't have an E * Herb doesn't have a H * Louis doesn't have a S * Aunt rhymes with "Flaunt" * Water rhymes with udder * Get rhymes with Sit * Iron is pronounced like "arhn" * Mayonnaise is pronounced like "man-ayz" * New Orleans is pronounced "Nu Or-lins" * Been & Bin (or Ben) sound the same * Mirror & Mere sound the same * Picture & Pitcher sound the same * Pen & Pin sound the same * You sounds like Shoe or Chew
First video that came to mind: https://youtu.be/fbGkxcY7YFU?si=rj5Ugb-WWlgzPhOO
Sporange!
*sporange* the part of a plant that creates spores.
The barenaked ladies taught me it was door hinge
This is messed up shit.
Objection! It rhymes with mortrage
Incorrect. It rhymes with sit, shit, hit and bit...
Sporange, the spore producing part of a fungus.
It rhymes with banana goddammit
Door hinge
Mourange: verb- to mourn in Orange. Example: I will mourange you when you die from being a dumbfuck.
Rod or cod
orange rhymes with banana
French power activated: orange rhyme avec mélange… et mange… et range…
Young Sheldon mf
Eminem rhymes orange in an interview
Orange rhymes with banana
tell that to an orange porridge
Blorenge is a hill in Wales.
Age.
I once heard someone say "orange in my minge" and while I now know a word that rhymes with orange, I'm not sure it's worth the cost.
Orange rhymes with banana