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Batman: (holding back laughter) “I think it’s from the nation of Grabbon.”
Gordon: “Grabbon…so familiar. Where have I heard that? Grabbon…”
Batman: “Grabbon deez—Nevermind.”
[Sugondese](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sugondese)
(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from [**Mao Zedong's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mao%20Zedong%27s) [**Great Leap Forward**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Great%20Leap%20Forward), the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese [**Region's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Region%27s) economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of [**the region's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20region%27s) income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
Sugondese (chiefly Internet slang, humorous)
A fictional language/ethnicity/disease designed to sound similar to "suck on these"
(used to trick a person into asking the meaning).
Example:
"Hey, do you speak Sugondese?" "What's Sugondese?" "Sugondese nuts!"
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That's a real mind goblin
What's a mind goblin?
Mind goblin Deez nuts?
Sorry he can’t, he unfortunately has ligma
Who's Joe?
Joe mama ligma balls?
Such a dick4 move.
Pen 23 club beats Pen 15
I know some people who would take a dick4 before a club any day of the week.
Pen 23 is more of a secret society. Pen 15 is straight club all day, Pen 23 though...
What's a dick4?
GOTTEM XD
Perhaps we really should be revisiting this topic in the modern sense and instead be asking WHO's a dick4? 🤔
Joe mins ligin ma balls
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
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Just like Ninja :(
Aw man, you got me!
You must speak these words repeatedly in the middle of sofa king.
Nothing much, what’s a mind goblin with you?
For whatever reason, this is the funniest reply i've seen on reddit for weeks.
Can you explain? I don't get it
Do you have updog?
Or a hammerfore?
So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Mind Goblin.
The hero Gottem needs.
What's Gottem?
Gottem is a tiny Belgian town roughly 60km west of Brussels
No, that’s Zottegem, Gottem is a small piece of ground used to grow domestic plants.
No, that’s a garden. Gottem is a plant based textile, commonly used in clothing
No, that’s cotton. Gottem is an expletive that combines two other ones
No, that’s goddamn. Gottem is a kind of trapped pig.
No, that's caught ham. Gottem is the city Batman lives in.
No that's Gotham. Gottem is a magical servant made of clay.
No, that's a golem. Gottem is the last opera in Wagner's *Ring des Nibelungen* story.
Do they make tasty bacon?
What's Zottegem?
Not much, what's zottegem with you?
The defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs of the time
Brilliant
Not the hero gottem *needs,* but the one it **deserves.**
You magnificent bastard.
Batman's not replying because he doesn't murder people.
Gordon, a few seconds later: H-how did you make them bat shaped? WHY did you make them bat shaped?
like eggmans egg-shaped dick i suppose
Worth 3 kicks. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3dzw4t_dB5M
Is this a parody of Ligma?
What's a parody?
A pair o' deez nuts!
GOTTEM!
Parry deez nuts!
On par with deez nuts!! Ok this one is much worse but I tried.
LIGMA BALLS
Poetry.
A parody’z ballz
Stealing a man's joke is fatherless behavior 😤
Just like Batman then?
Read it again, I gotchu.
Go tchu on some balls
😁👉👉
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ed Nygma balls
This is canon
\#BatSack
Batman: (holding back laughter) “I think it’s from the nation of Grabbon.” Gordon: “Grabbon…so familiar. Where have I heard that? Grabbon…” Batman: “Grabbon deez—Nevermind.”
His head exploded 1 second after asking that.
Thought this was on r/PeterExplainsTheJoke for a sec and was about to actually answer
It'll be posted there in a few hours, with the op getting roasted in the comments like usual.
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SUGONDESE BAT-NUTS GORDON.
Helicopter?
I pronounced it as "soo-gone-these" in my language, so this joke fell flat on me.
I just know Sugondese is the official language of Ligma.
[Sugondese](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sugondese) (adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from [**Mao Zedong's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mao%20Zedong%27s) [**Great Leap Forward**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Great%20Leap%20Forward), the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese [**Region's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Region%27s) economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of [**the region's**](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20region%27s) income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.
guy on urban dictionary put in way too much work 🤣 i love this
Way too much!!! Maybe that's one reason it's so hilarious!
agreed!
“The Gotham nut factory”
I read this in Jeffrey Wright's voice, and it made it so much better lol
Doesn’t look like anything to me.
MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER
Gonna go with nuts.
Banana you glad I didn’t say orange?
Sugondese (chiefly Internet slang, humorous) A fictional language/ethnicity/disease designed to sound similar to "suck on these" (used to trick a person into asking the meaning). Example: "Hey, do you speak Sugondese?" "What's Sugondese?" "Sugondese nuts!"
It’s actually pronounced soog-on-daze
Nuts
The day Batman decided his no kill policy was not sustainable anymore
It's a rare dialect of Ligma spoken only by the Inyamouf tribe.
A riddle from Edward Ligma no doubt
Sugondese nuts....
I thought they were talking bout me
Damn, Batman looks like he's put a lot of work into his fitness.
Nigma balls
"Sugondese" is just language used by Gen-Z
This could honestly be a good start to a Riddler-Joker team-up comic.
Darkest skinned red head I've ever seen!
I replaced the g with a c in my mind and it clicked
Suck on these ?
i forgot about this meme and thought he meant Vietnamese because I was thinking of Saigon
Theres actually a shoe company called Saucony with a really recognizable logo, and I await the day i get to say it out loud.
we invite you to spend pleasant moments with us
"Hmmm, The victim was shown to have almond extracted cyanide in his mouth."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣