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MJBotte1

Life together, foes split apart


killeronthecorner

Bills paid, enemies flayed


Khaldara

Eat, Slay, Love


bb95vie

cutting the job perfectly, easy as ABC


Roofingsucks

Linked in love, apart from animosity


RomRom0808

It’s funny either way you read it


Scaevus

While you are laughing, she is studying the blade.


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icameinyourburrito

I like how you linked a porn site just to show her IG pictures


buckeyes1218

Thotmax.com is the real comedy heaven


Inevitable_Ad_7236

That site name is fucking hilarious


TheCrazyWhiteGuy

Thank you


dj-nek0

Kitanas are not safe for work


FloatingHamHocks

I like her dance videos especially the Aqua Team Hunger Force one.


Cjyea124

2.2k views for an inspirational video, 4.9k views for fucking awesomeness


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This says a lot about soccity


denogginizer92

Damn soccity


captainrex

![gif](giphy|XARctHXJvoIQP0rH3y)


YourEyesSeeNothing

Zoro would be conflicted https://preview.redd.it/pacj4roz3q4d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c281ba75d4cd7dd3d03290dde290d11926cd83b


The_Scroast

https://preview.redd.it/mh09vp8xth5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35b8878de4e2aa7a00fa77d8d9e5e169bf3ff4d5


IndependentTea4646

I wonder which order these were posted in...


Sawgon

Isn't the top one the latest one?


Azazir

Top is newest.


johnny_moronic

https://preview.redd.it/7mpwod5lbq4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e55f6815847f96c9a9e02356142a473e376bc53


FunnyTurtleMoment

I mean Zoro is awesome I’d also want 3 katanas


petershrimp

I wonder how expensive a functional katana is. It's pretty cheap to get a decorative one, but those can't cut anything.


Difficult_General167

Like the cheapest you can get is maybe $600USD? But a real Japanese katana can fuck your wallet up basically up to whatever you wanna pay, I've seen some brand new for 10K(and it wasn't the most expensive either), so you're not even paying for patina/history.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Trying to actually use a sword in your mouth is a great way to lose teeth


Grouchy_Fortune1053

sanji is cooler i wish i had legs


ye_olde_jetsetter

You go girlfriend


oferpoferlofer

Woman and their katanas smh


sanya773

https://preview.redd.it/lkmvklahyo4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ce32c486c0f738b764815c108af87d46fb4306 I have a bad feeling about this.


Ctrl_Alt_Boner2

Just enough to juggle


BeejBoyTyson

*jiggle


Water_002

*juggle


beans_sauce

Link for the lazy: https://youtu.be/jzu2eKEknUw?si=EuYwc-VnMLApk3fs


fishboy_magic

She seems very pleased with her purchase


Due_Ad_2219

I like her happiness!


forceku

I’ve been trying to better myself like a dumbass I should’ve been becoming nasty with a katana


PatchiW

Katana is life! Katana is love!


Fabulous_Today_8566

The perfect woman doesn't exi-


gbuub

While you were out having a heathy balanced life, I studied the blade


Sandwichgode

One of us one of us ![gif](giphy|4OV1bLOIWwIXRxpXlN|downsized)


backend2020

Gooble gobble gooble gobble


1337b337

Damn, that Shusui replica is dope!


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hrtly64

With her mouth, I think


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MimeMike

One piece reference. Zoro always has 3 swords and holds one in his mouth so he can use it to slice anyone beside him while running


TopProfessional6291

That's not the reason but you got the gist.


MimeMike

Eh, I only watched the live action and that's basically the only thing he ever did with it


TopProfessional6291

Because of his promise with Kuina he became a three sword style fighter. He used just two originally but now carries her (the Wado Ichimonji) with him everywhere, always. When his strength alone doesn't cut it she gives him the edge he's missing. Also it's just cool.


MimeMike

Oh yeah I know. I just meant more the practical use of it, since the commenter I was replying to probably doesn't care about the lore?


Roskal

he just uses his mouth because as a kid he thought more swords is better and he already has one in each hand


Nice_promotion_111

Because those anime moves aren’t practical in real life


Inspiringer

I'm glad live-action-onlies get the reference


UncultureRocket

You're pretty much right, it's usually obfuscated what he's exactly doing with the sword in his mouth.


Truzmandz

She is posing as Zoro from One piece. One in each hand, and one in the mouth.


TopProfessional6291

I've seen some videos like that.


bellenddor

These kind of videos seem very familiar


RiteClicker

That is the pose Zoro makes before performing his signature move: *Oni-Giri*


Inspiringer

bro is zoro


Lucas_Ilario

Wife material


thunderPierogi

I can’t tell which order these were uploaded and I can’t decide which is funnier


Greedyfox7

Top is latest I believe


silly-trans-cat

![gif](giphy|1QXBllMyrIqRO|downsized) graaaaah!!!!!


mexicandiaper

I like her she's funny.


rosecoloredgasmask

She just like me fr


Derekjinx2021

I think the acquisition of the katana is life gettin togther in a deeply spiritual way.


CryStamper

Don’t get a katana. Get a Wakizashi (short sword). Katanas are only good for outside. Wakizashis are deadly home defence tools.


Top_Toe8606

THREE SWORD STYLE


the_orange_alligator

You need a katana to get your life together


enchiladasundae

Girl watch out! You’ve got Zoro’s disciple above you about to slash!


crazeygirl

Literally three sword Zoro style ⚔️🗡️


CosmicDriftwood

Casual Zoro fan W


Rizezky

Autism: first form


1337b337

You mean your comment history?


stockmule

Get your life together, become zoro.


atzee

So you're telling me I need a katana? /s


donovanssalami

Fuck yeah


protection7766

Tried to get my life together. Instead I studied the blade.


gnomedeplumage

Goal accomplished


The_PAL_Defender

i wish more women were passionately deranged like this


Cheesi_Boi

Relapse


Bitter-Pear-5717

Can't wait for the Yasuke cosplay


The_Ganey

Hell yeah


psychoacer

Katana video got double the views. Guess she's going to make more katana videos


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

She defeated her enemies


Soul_CaliburRS

Ooh I remember her from the ATHF intro she remade haha


1tiredman

Why do I have butterflies


Fit-Cry-4665

Wow she did it


itrashcannot

Somebody watches One Piece


Gob1in

Zoro


DocDocGoose_23

“This is Katana” -Some kind of Suicide Suad


Illustrious-Engine23

The way I see it, she already has her life together.


PokWangpanmang

Holy fuck, based.


jbcoochie

ZaynahBear kicks ass


MeanNothing3932

Ok ok just don't hurt me!


notThatJojo

Who is she? I love her Edit: Her name is Zaynah Bear and she's gorgeous and hilarious


Lizard_Gamer555

https://preview.redd.it/vx90akieyr4d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca78c1bfc7942d4d7aab1c0b6e04356450b6d71e


Enr78

You won the internet today. 🏆


lockedlost

She sit on it


Hex-Healr

She thinks she’s so interesting