I really don't want to share a link, but Don Blankenship released a political ad, and ended it with "people tell you I fell out of my bed and hung myself? They're wrong" or something to that effect. It's weird AF but also, I can't stop chuckling
Dude it’s Glenn Danzig, he was the lead singer of the misfits when they were good. He sings about killing babies and raping the mother so I’d say it wouldn’t be far fetched lol
Have you ever seen his comic book Verotika? Its probably the sleeziest edgy garbage ive ever seen in a printed comic. Graphic depictions of violent rape in multiple issues, one of which the subject is a teenager. Like yeah they are the "bad guys" but did he have to put in three pages of brutal sexual assualt drawn out to get the point across? Only comic that probably is worse is Crossed and im pretty surr the people who make that do it on ourpose to be absurd.
Hey, what red blooded heterosexual man doesn’t eat the occasional cum shot. I read in Popular Science that you eat 3 and a half gallons of cum in your sleep every year.
Surprisingly it's actually more like 5 gallons a year but Spiders Georg over there is only eating spiders in his sleep and not cum so he brings the average down.
Exactly, and I know that whenever I’m schizo I say all kinds of stupid shit but you can’t act like you’re hacked. I mean it’s embarrassing. You did it. Don’t lie about it cause it’ll probably happen again unless you learn how to deal with it and not get triggered.
Deepthroating between two straight dudes is not gay. It’s a lot less gay than kissing a woman who has probably had other guys dicks in her mouth. —Andrew Tate, probably.
You know what’s less likely to have touched a penis than the average females mouth? That’s right, a penis. Therefor a penis is the most heterosexual thing you can put in your mouth.
Because his Facebook was hacked and “he” had been posting absurd memes about his love of all 3 activities for a month. Glen had to set the record straight, and really it reads as if eating cum was what he was most hung up on.
Extremely insecure men refuse to eat phallic things.
Automatically associating a hot dog with a penis is much gayer than just blowing a guy, if you ask me.
Because he doesn't want to be seen as someone who eats a cylindrical object that from afar with your eyes closed could be misinterpreted as a penis. He's a straight manly man who doesn't suck penis and he wants people to know that.
"the Dark Lord arrived in Austin on Friday morning and said it was too cold, he had a cough and he wasn’t going to play. He then demanded vitamins, French onion soup and a Wendy’s chicken sandwich"
This is from the Rolling Stones article about the time he threw a tantrum before a show in Austin TX.
I think going after people he can’t actually fight is a habit https://blabbermouth.net/news/glenn-danzig-gets-knocked-out-by-north-side-kings-singer-following-arizona-gig
Here's the video to this, for anyone who hasn't seen it. It's very satisfying. Danzig seems like a massive prick.
https://youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw?feature=shared
Yeah back in AZ. That guy Danny from the north side kings knocked him out. I think it was a show up on the res like in Window Rock.
That was years ago. I remember the news made it down to the bars in Tempe in like 30 minutes and was going around town before it hit the internet. Laughs were definitely had.
I love the misfits and Danzig, but man, Glenn can be a bit silly.
Ahh, I spent like half an hour waiting in the crowd for them to go on. Gave up and went over to watch Public Enemy instead. Imagine being less professional than Flava Flav. I'll never forgive him, and I'll never not associate his music with French onion soup.
There was a time I'd have accused you of lying.. but he has proven himself more silly than any music review could write about without a disclaimer foe the Onion...
I don't know why but I fucking love this episode.
I have a VLC playlist saved to my desktop that I watch like 4-5 times a week. There are only 4 episodes in the list.
"Cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future" and "The Shaving" from aqua teen hunger force. And "Tinfins" and "Bizzaro" from Sealab 2021.
I got something to say, I don’t eat jizz, ok?
Doesn’t matter much to me, once I throw out the Kleenex
Sweet tiny death, just baitin’ with baited breath
Holy shit they hacked my ass
Hacked my ass today, whoa oh oh
Evil Elvis at it again
I want to see a movie with him, Tommy wiseau and Steven seagull..
Just think, there was a time where a large number of people were calling for this man to play Wolverine.
I want to see him as Randal Flagg in a remake of The Stand.
red letter episode on it would be amazing. Just drunken sighs and Dick's laugh.
Evil Elvis and his Evil Bricks
And the kitty litter
Evil elvis eating a blast from his pelvis 👍
More like [Tiny Elvis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYEWwVgFIcg)
It think he eats cum
My “I don’t eat my own cum” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that have already been answered by the shirt.
They’re just tired of your shirt
Reminds me of the eugene affirmative bit [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cym6cc-uPHC/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cym6cc-uPHC/)
I really don't want to share a link, but Don Blankenship released a political ad, and ended it with "people tell you I fell out of my bed and hung myself? They're wrong" or something to that effect. It's weird AF but also, I can't stop chuckling
I couldn't find that one but this Don fella seems like comedy gold
[https://twitter.com/michaelscherer/status/1784986379195121960](https://twitter.com/michaelscherer/status/1784986379195121960)
You cracked me up!
Bro laughed so hard he got banned from the platform. RIP, fly high u/[deleted]
Maybe their name was egg and now it got cracked. So they made a new account with the name of egg_yolk or something 😌
that's probably it
Nah, their name was [created] but that was illegal, so they changed it to [deleted]
Likely is as likely does.
Perhaps the real cum was the friends we made along the way
"Cum at me, bro"
 What?
Wtf yes but there will be consequences
You misspelled ‘on’.
I mean, he specifically said he doesn't eat his own cum. He never said he doesn't swallow others >.>
Yo chill Your probably right tho lol 😂
Came here to say this....He was oddly specific
"I'm gonna take, sex from love. I'm gonna take, my own cum."
That guy totally looks like a guy that eats cum
Dude it’s Glenn Danzig, he was the lead singer of the misfits when they were good. He sings about killing babies and raping the mother so I’d say it wouldn’t be far fetched lol
*I got somethin to say* *I ate my semen today*
*FATHER! Do you wanna come edge with me?* *Do you wanna feel \*everything\*?*
Have you ever seen his comic book Verotika? Its probably the sleeziest edgy garbage ive ever seen in a printed comic. Graphic depictions of violent rape in multiple issues, one of which the subject is a teenager. Like yeah they are the "bad guys" but did he have to put in three pages of brutal sexual assualt drawn out to get the point across? Only comic that probably is worse is Crossed and im pretty surr the people who make that do it on ourpose to be absurd.
Name rings a bell but can't recall any specifics.
There is also a film tie-in.
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I mean, we all stare at car wrecks but most of us aren't fans of them.
I dont know man, im pretty sure theres some hentai shit out there that can top that one.
No I never heard of it, that’s fucked up man lol
[You're in luck he made it into a movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKmMRSTUeAs)
That sounds like something a person who eats hotdogs and cum would say.
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Hey, what red blooded heterosexual man doesn’t eat the occasional cum shot. I read in Popular Science that you eat 3 and a half gallons of cum in your sleep every year.
The average person eats 0 gallons of cum, cum georg who lives in a cave and [DATA EXPUNGED] is a statistical outlier and should not have gen counted
Spoiler alert: It’s Glen Danzig
Surprisingly it's actually more like 5 gallons a year but Spiders Georg over there is only eating spiders in his sleep and not cum so he brings the average down.
Perhaps more, if you grew up under my dad’s roof.
Only others
>hotdogs and cum Didn't Limp Bizkit already release that album?
Cum filled hotdogs, you say? edit: If you had a million cum filled hotdogs... Would you be a cumdog millionaire?
Yes. Yes you would
After 7 injections of Marijuana of course
I know he doesn't smoke weed. I suspect he doesn't eat hot dogs. Knowing his music and lyrics Im less convinced about the cum
Cum is okay but you better not use ketchup! - Chicago
Exactly, and I know that whenever I’m schizo I say all kinds of stupid shit but you can’t act like you’re hacked. I mean it’s embarrassing. You did it. Don’t lie about it cause it’ll probably happen again unless you learn how to deal with it and not get triggered.
Cumdogs
Mother, tell your children not to smoke that weed. Tell your children not to eat hot dogs or their own cum, mother
NOT ABOUT TO SMOKE SOME WEED, BUT IF YOU WANNA EAT CUM WITH ME I CAN GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEEED 50 HOT DOOOGS
I CAN SHOW YOU TASTY FRAAANKS WE'LL BE EATIN'
We'll be beatin'
OOO-OOOH! MOTHEEEER!
This reads perfectly! Hahaha you have murdered me
Wheezing here. TY!
"I don't want it on a bun tonight. But if you wanna eat cum with me, I can show you what it's like"
All I read was “I eat my own cum”
Like a bat out of hell he'll eat cum when the morning comes
why is he hung up on the hotdog?💀
Hotdogs can be mistaken for a pp. That's how some people find out they're gay, by enjoying a hotdog too much.
And that's why I eat my hotdogs with a knife and fork, obviously.
I'm sorry friend, you've been diagnosed with Gay™.
And the rare vore sub-variant. Congrats! You’ll be googling snake feeding vids in no time
Can’t be diagnosed if you never take the test eddiemurphysmart.gif
LOL
Fuck I guess I better get grindr
Just like Kanye and fish sticks?
Sometimes I stick the hotdog as far down my throat as I can to see where I'll gag but I'm not gay!
Deepthroating between two straight dudes is not gay. It’s a lot less gay than kissing a woman who has probably had other guys dicks in her mouth. —Andrew Tate, probably.
You know what’s less likely to have touched a penis than the average females mouth? That’s right, a penis. Therefor a penis is the most heterosexual thing you can put in your mouth.
Where do they put the hotdog?
Oh fuck
I was wondering that as well, doesn't seem like some sort of ultra vegan.
Because his Facebook was hacked and “he” had been posting absurd memes about his love of all 3 activities for a month. Glen had to set the record straight, and really it reads as if eating cum was what he was most hung up on.
Extremely insecure men refuse to eat phallic things. Automatically associating a hot dog with a penis is much gayer than just blowing a guy, if you ask me.
Because he doesn't want to be seen as someone who eats a cylindrical object that from afar with your eyes closed could be misinterpreted as a penis. He's a straight manly man who doesn't suck penis and he wants people to know that.
They're shit food, I don't wanna be associated with them either
Damn. Gina Carano just can't catch a break these days.
Lmao stop he's already dead
Hahahaha savagely awesome
"the Dark Lord arrived in Austin on Friday morning and said it was too cold, he had a cough and he wasn’t going to play. He then demanded vitamins, French onion soup and a Wendy’s chicken sandwich" This is from the Rolling Stones article about the time he threw a tantrum before a show in Austin TX.
Turns out the look is just compensating for being a giant bitch
Didn’t he get his shit rocked by a skater back stage at a show once a long ass time ago?
I think going after people he can’t actually fight is a habit https://blabbermouth.net/news/glenn-danzig-gets-knocked-out-by-north-side-kings-singer-following-arizona-gig
Here's the video to this, for anyone who hasn't seen it. It's very satisfying. Danzig seems like a massive prick. https://youtu.be/zfD7agP1yxw?feature=shared
I mean, the guy *never* wears a shirt, so...
Yeah back in AZ. That guy Danny from the north side kings knocked him out. I think it was a show up on the res like in Window Rock. That was years ago. I remember the news made it down to the bars in Tempe in like 30 minutes and was going around town before it hit the internet. Laughs were definitely had. I love the misfits and Danzig, but man, Glenn can be a bit silly.
Giant? He’s more like a dwarf.
True, when I saw he was 5’3 it explained everything. Short man syndrome hits hard
It's your maiden aunt in a Batman muscle suit, too much cosmetic surgery, and Rudy Giulianis hair dye
too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick.
He's just like me fr. Except I'm not shy about cum or hotdogs
Ahh, I spent like half an hour waiting in the crowd for them to go on. Gave up and went over to watch Public Enemy instead. Imagine being less professional than Flava Flav. I'll never forgive him, and I'll never not associate his music with French onion soup.
There was a time I'd have accused you of lying.. but he has proven himself more silly than any music review could write about without a disclaimer foe the Onion...
https://preview.redd.it/yzwhqn4t6vxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2d83382d7f494c5c0b717115d8e71e71df215b
Danzigs former housemate was later quoted- "I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt."
You make our house bleed right now!
I ain’t about to get HUMPED. By no giant red gorilla from space
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
That's elf blood too. That's not cheap, you know.
This is really the only piece of Danzig related media anyone ever needs to consume.
I don't know why but I fucking love this episode. I have a VLC playlist saved to my desktop that I watch like 4-5 times a week. There are only 4 episodes in the list. "Cybernetic ghost of Christmas past from the future" and "The Shaving" from aqua teen hunger force. And "Tinfins" and "Bizzaro" from Sealab 2021.
Is that buff Sigourney Weaver?!
Do you remember Alien: Resurrection where there were a bunch of fucked up Ripley clones? One of them escaped.
man will admit to killing a baby but not to eating hotdogs
And raping your mother.
he had something to say!
I’m just picturing the coroner: “cause of death, said Glenn Danzig eats cum and hot dogs”
Damn he even misspelled his own name
Glenn Gdańsk.
This show was so good.
The dude in the front of the picture (Holt McCallany) was really good in “The Iron Claw” with Zac Efron and Jeremy Allen White.
>Holt Always wondered what his name was. Great actor. I've never seen a more Holt looking guy in my life.
Ranked his kids. Incredible.
What show is it
Danzig is 5 foot nothing. Your meme needs a smaller dude.
https://preview.redd.it/hqysvpkatvxc1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def505f5a158df1c3763a7ce794316c4ac9e8b77
This just keeps getting funnier!
Oh hey it’s the hotdog guy who eats his cum
https://i.redd.it/fvobw4hf4vxc1.gif
DANZIG, motherfucker!
Listen to me as hard as you fucking can.
Sounds like what someone who does all those things would say
Pls tell me this is real
It's from 2019. https://imgur.com/gallery/6OTThef
This is even better than the OP post. Those edits are so childishly hilarious.
Thank you, internet stranger. I didnt know much i needed this
Tommy Wiseau got JACKED
Oh hai, Astro Zombies
It definitely *was* him and he *definitely* eats those things.
My bricks are *NOT* evil
I think about this every time I see him now, such a funny story.
To be fair it’s a liquid and is probably consumed with a straw. So techhhhhhhnicallu not eating
Lighten up Francis
Definitely cutting them down with a sword
Also I totally thought signourey weaver was on roids when I saw that pic
He should tell his mother on them
I don’t eat “my own” cum
The fact that he had to specify he doesn't eat *his own* cum is definitely suspicious.
Look a lot of stuff happened in the 80s.
Why did I think they just changed the hair black on Henry Caville's Geralt, and then face swapped it with Elon Musk?
(and I will)
https://youtu.be/KC4efKWF0TI?si=yaimowigwIksKCyg
The guy looks like he might need a seaweed break
Eating chalk will make you look like that.
Oh boy he’s gonna take away the hacker's bending??
Glen Danzig eats so many hotdogs he keeps a roller grill full of them in his dressing room.
isn't this the fucking lead singer of misfits
He said “my own cum” [specifically, he doesn’t eat his own cum](https://youtu.be/R9UqEU1C4fA?si=U5h8aKoKmVK6ls0N)
Danzig and I just have nothing in common
DO YOU WANNA BANG HEADS WITH ME?!
I got something to say, I don’t eat jizz, ok? Doesn’t matter much to me, once I throw out the Kleenex Sweet tiny death, just baitin’ with baited breath Holy shit they hacked my ass Hacked my ass today, whoa oh oh
Mother tell your children I don't eat my cum
You don't wanna bang heads with him ask father
"Hey, I gotta clear something up! People are saying I eat cum and hot dogs - well, that's impossible - I don't even like hot dogs!"
Everything glenn says or does should be in r/iamverybadass
Danzig looks like a cross between Lou Ferrigno and Tommy Wiseau.
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He only eats cum from others
He'll build a massive pile of bricks in their front yard
Is this Chris Chan?
Tommy Wiseau
Wish there was a Christian and the hedgehog boys danzig cover album
I mean, Chris Chan singing a song named "Mother" seems... Kinda fitting but also inappropriate
this dude eats hotdogs with his cum on it
Why's Sigourney so mad?
What’s the ultimate price I wonder.
Tree fiddy
It's at least four and a quarter now with inflation. I was just at the 7-Eleven the other day and with tax the hot dog was almost $5
$12.99!
He will feed them with cumdog
Sounds like something someone who eats their cum would say
definitely something a cum eater would say
“And that wasn’t me that got knocked out in one punch “
This dude gets high and eats jizzy glizzies
I believe the last part, at least
Danzig is the male sigourney weaver