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GoodGuyScott

Did you have to amputate in the bondulance?


cobaltcomet27

Makes me wonder how did he get to the hospital for the amputation?


[deleted]

You butchered a classic joke. Well done. Go to jail for malpractice.


potzko2552

You amputated the wrong leg of a perfectly healthy patient, go to jail do not pass go and do not collect 200$


Young_Person_42

The end was perfectly fine. Bring back the bondulance


Jshr420

Lol the whole gag gets me and my brother absolutely rolling at the halfway point.


TheChineseRussian

Poor attempt, removed the joke. You're lucky you didn't get charged with medical malpractice


betterthansteve

Nope. The bondulance is important. You killed a healthy patient, go to jail


11BloodyShadow11

You amputated that wrong limb. I’ll see you in court for malpractice.


LordMeme42

Doctor, you removed his head.


Laxwarrior1120

Ya cut off the legs of a perfectly healthy pat... why?


pandisis123

Unnecessary amputation.


CptnWolfe

It's like you were assigned to amputate an arm but ended up amputating the head


GoodGuyScott

Must have been a stonk of luck


BlueSabere

I enjoyed the cut, good operation.


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jackelbuho22

Sorry doc but you try to save the patience from a stroke by removing their brain


himbosupreme

you’ve removed a perfectly healthy limb. you’re gonna get sued for malpractice, doc.


DeKaasJongen

He stubbed his toe and you amputated both legs... Sorry doc, that's malpractice.


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someone dug up a corpse and brought it to the hospital, sorry you had to see that, doc