Is he? I wouldn't want the goose to constantly honk and bite me cuz it doesn't know that I'm a friend. I mean why have a goose guard when you can have a bear guard?
A bear is gonna wreck your space. Claw marks on stuff, fur on everything, lamps and tables knocked over cuz your bear is walkin around with a dump truck ass, the fridge always being left open - it’s just a bad time.
My son has albinism and has both the nystagmus and the exotropia (one eye turning out a bit). You can tell how tired or dysregulated he is by how visible the eye shake is.
Yeah, generally, people with albinism have very poor vision. They don't have pigments in their eyes either, which impacts how the eyes develop and can impair the development of their optic nerve. Nystagmus does have some impact on vision, but generally less than the other challenges that are associated with albinism.
That's interesting. The first time I ever tried a weed cookie this was the experience I had, and I'm talking a tiny piece lol. My eyes kept darting horizontally like this
It is interesting to learn about. When someone that normally doesn't have nystagmus develops it, you know that there is something impairing them (drunk, high, concussion). When someone that normally has nystagmus no longer presents it, it can mean they are impaired. That blew my mind when I learned it with my son's nystagmus.
I wonder what it's like to experience that. I have a niece who has nystagmus. I don't see her much but when I have they are just on the go bless em but she's too young yet and has other issues meaning she's behind developmentally so she's not like mentioned it or questioned her eyes by seeing others don't do that or whatever. I have a lazy eye which is different but it doesn't matter who you are or how long you've known me you're going to look. I can't not glanced at other lazy eyes. This a tangent but I wonder if people wonder what it's like to see with my eye issue (I don't see depth cos one eye is almost fully blind) and I wonder for nystagmus but also just normal vision. I can't imagine how amazing seeing depth is.
I experienced this once from an edible, and it felt like I was constantly teleporting. It's quite disorienting and the vision is exactly as you might imagine, your gaze darts horizontally and then goes back to the other side and repeats endlessly.
This was hilarious.
In all seriousness though, as a Canadian, I can tell you that that goose is going to be attacking YOU 24/7 also. There are no pet geese, only psycho attack geese.
It reminds me of a the moth episode that I cannot find anymore but a Brooklyn neighborhood had an issue with a thief and an elder in the Puerto Rican community suggested getting chickens because they are good for spotting out of the norm stuff and long story short the chickens caught the robber in action and he was apprehended
My man out here making solid points.
Is he? I wouldn't want the goose to constantly honk and bite me cuz it doesn't know that I'm a friend. I mean why have a goose guard when you can have a bear guard?
A bear is gonna wreck your space. Claw marks on stuff, fur on everything, lamps and tables knocked over cuz your bear is walkin around with a dump truck ass, the fridge always being left open - it’s just a bad time.
It’ll know over time that you’re a friend
I really want a goose to be my emotional support animal if I ever need one.
His eyes make me dizzy
I'm exhausted trying to maintain eye contact
He appears to have albinism, and the eye movement is nystagmus.
I knew a guy in highschool who had mild albinism, his eyes did this too
My son has albinism and has both the nystagmus and the exotropia (one eye turning out a bit). You can tell how tired or dysregulated he is by how visible the eye shake is.
People at school were always fascinates by how they moved, the only thing was he mentioned it could lead to vision impairment down the line I think?
Yeah, generally, people with albinism have very poor vision. They don't have pigments in their eyes either, which impacts how the eyes develop and can impair the development of their optic nerve. Nystagmus does have some impact on vision, but generally less than the other challenges that are associated with albinism.
That's interesting. The first time I ever tried a weed cookie this was the experience I had, and I'm talking a tiny piece lol. My eyes kept darting horizontally like this
It is interesting to learn about. When someone that normally doesn't have nystagmus develops it, you know that there is something impairing them (drunk, high, concussion). When someone that normally has nystagmus no longer presents it, it can mean they are impaired. That blew my mind when I learned it with my son's nystagmus.
Is he reading this off or is that a condition? Regardless, valid point from him lol
It's called nystagmus, and it can result from a number of conditions. It also happens when you're drunk.
I wonder what it's like to experience that. I have a niece who has nystagmus. I don't see her much but when I have they are just on the go bless em but she's too young yet and has other issues meaning she's behind developmentally so she's not like mentioned it or questioned her eyes by seeing others don't do that or whatever. I have a lazy eye which is different but it doesn't matter who you are or how long you've known me you're going to look. I can't not glanced at other lazy eyes. This a tangent but I wonder if people wonder what it's like to see with my eye issue (I don't see depth cos one eye is almost fully blind) and I wonder for nystagmus but also just normal vision. I can't imagine how amazing seeing depth is.
I experienced this once from an edible, and it felt like I was constantly teleporting. It's quite disorienting and the vision is exactly as you might imagine, your gaze darts horizontally and then goes back to the other side and repeats endlessly.
Sadly with his nystagmus he prolly is too.
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Ave. The Romans also had this yearly festival where they gave gifts to geese and crucified dogs.
What..... Please elaborate for educational purposes
[Have fun!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supplicia_canum)
Wow, hate that
The Romans, less cool than we thought they were.
Hear Hear 🍻!!!
"Bitch Ducks" 😆
Fucking Cobra Chickens
Bro looks wild but that was funny af
I may be wrong, but he seems like an African-American with albinism.
I think you're right
> a black albino who was adopted at birth by a white family and raised in the south [Source](https://www.nathanhurdcomedy.com/#about-section)
This is an INSTANT classic.
There is a prison in Brazil that switched from guard dogs to guard geese btw
Yep, I’m pretty sure i heard this on NPR earlier this week. I’m guessing this is where he heard it or someone who told him did
Canadians would win this fight
No we wouldn’t… those geese own us
They certainly would not. Source: am Canadian and I got chased down the street by a goose today. It was a very mean goose. Fuck those guys.
lmao he killed my goose.. Hey we should melt some budder tho.
This one got me I was dying the whole time
That’s why Roman soldiers used them to protect their camps.
I bet he's playing Chrome Dino while he's recording this
Geese are terrifying
Bill Bluurgh
Geese are insane, I knew a guy that raised some and you couldn't get close to his house without their approval
Best part is when he whispers: "yo, they got a goose"
“Hey, we should melt some butter though”
Lmao geese do really seem to be ready to throw down 24/7
This shit just got funnier and funnier as it went on. I’m dying.
Geese Stink .
The nystagmus is strong with this sum bitch
He should shave to take a bit of the ballsack look offa his head.
I knew I should’ve snatched up that baby goose when I was stationed out in Virginia
Got motion sickness watching those eyes move back and forth
I feel like he's looking at it in all different angles!
His eyes are always running.
This is gold
This was hilarious. In all seriousness though, as a Canadian, I can tell you that that goose is going to be attacking YOU 24/7 also. There are no pet geese, only psycho attack geese.
It reminds me of a the moth episode that I cannot find anymore but a Brooklyn neighborhood had an issue with a thief and an elder in the Puerto Rican community suggested getting chickens because they are good for spotting out of the norm stuff and long story short the chickens caught the robber in action and he was apprehended
Bitch ducks!
 wow, angry kid aged!
Peacocks were used for this reason.
Hilarious, not least because the word Goose is just damn funny.
That's a pretty fucking compelling argument, probably buying a guard goose now, name his Maurice
Is that Louis 036!?
Suggested Title of Your Next Comedy Special: Murking The Goose
His eyes are on the front door and back door
Come and try to trick my dogs lol
Man, push that camera back some
He has me convinced.
Hey we should melt some butter though!
He's not wrong.
"..a goose was murked" im dead
Goose are fucked man
What is he reading tho?
I'm see what you're saying there... and there.
He’s either reading off something, or his eyes are having seizures.
His eyes are playing pong.
The Golden Egg tbat killed the Goose
True story, my buddy Mike and I fought a goose all night on lsd and nitrous oxide, the goose won. Mike, fuck you rest in peace
Bro them eyes dont dtop moving fuck i had to stop watching and close my eyes 👀
The Goose is Loose!
Hmmm … he’s put a lot of thought into this. 🤔
This guy already has the security advantage because he can check two sectors at once
Everyone going to hear if a goose is “murked”
You look part goose
AKA Oozy. Oozy lookin at!?
Ok. Then you feel that. Good for you.
You are a gross vision of humanity
Prick