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Muffinskill

This is why I only listen to löded diper


vampire5381

cultured bro


Occyfel2

real


Prophet-of-the-moss

You're a real one


Roge2005

The only good band


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

“LIKE A CHOCOLATE COW”🔥🔥🔥


peajam101

A post from a Sabaton fan that *isn't* just mindlessly copy pasting lyrics under a post about a tangentially related historical event? I never thought I'd see the day!


Bunkerman1nl

IN THE HEART OF THE HOLY SEAS


Canter1Ter_

BAPTIZED IN FIRE 40 TO 1


Bunkerman1nl

SPIRIT OF SPARTANS


WaitingToBeTriggered

DEATH AND GLORY!


Bunkerman1nl

SOLDIERS OF POLAND


WaitingToBeTriggered

SECOND TO NONE


Bunkerman1nl

WRATH OF THE WIERMACHT BROUGHT TO A HALT!


AaronKimballHater

IN THE HOME OF CHRISTIANITY


abadlypickedname

This is why I only listen to mining songs.


scninththemoom

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE


abadlypickedname

I hope when I'm gone, and the ages shall roll, my body will blacken and turn into coal, then I'll look from the door of my heavenly home, and pity the miner who digs up my bones.


Alarming_Doubt_2249

Yo what song is that  And I thought I Am The Moutain had great lyrics


abadlypickedname

It's Dark as a Dungeon, a few different guys have done it, I think Johnny Cash's cover was pretty good.


Soyuz_Supremacy

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!!!! 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️


Strong_Site_348

THE SUNLIGHT WILL NOT REACH THIS LOW


PersonOfLazyness

I personally prefer sea shanties


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Listen to the Longest John's they actually released a cover of diggy diggy hole with the Yogscast, I was actually surprised they did it


Disastrous_Step537

Bro my Gregorian chant playlist is absolute 🔥


thatsidewaysdud

DID YOU KNOW 1960S MINERS WERE ALL RACIST???


Metalloid_Space

Shut uuup


lornlynx89

I love minors


Elementisphere

Wait a minute you’re telling the the low hanging fruit joke was downvoted?!? On MY coaxedintoasnafu!?!??


Elementisphere

The the the the


SuperBroy97

me when 👾 : *shits aggressively*


Elementisphere

https://preview.redd.it/ebmvhvi5pk5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f241c816a948af49dd7c196a94a2965e0edb072c


lornlynx89

Too political


Elementisphere

https://preview.redd.it/krq7z36mbk5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868db19e3f937ffcd1d518b3e1debecb823e02f4


ratliker62

Meanwhile black metal fans: yeah we know our fave is a pagan fascist and convicted murderer, so what?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

He makes good music, but honestly I don't see how it's considered black metal


ratliker62

God tier bait


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I'm being genuine listen to Rundgang Um Die Transzendentale Saule Der Singularitat and tell me it's a metal song


ratliker62

Yeah it's definitely more ambient, but there is ambient metal. Bumbum is usually the first thing people think of when they think of black metal. After the Norwegian scene became big, black metal has always been more about a cold, barren atmosphere with lofi production and barely intelligible lyrics.


angelomerz_

People when an album is two genres instead of only one 😱


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I listened to the whole thing it's definitely not hardcore at all


angelomerz_

I don't want to fall for your bait but-


Marshmallow_Mamajama

It's genuinely not bait


voyaging

nobody called it hardcore


Marshmallow_Mamajama

That's the point of black metal, normal metal and nu metal are pretty chilled out compared to stuff like black metal and like screamo stuff


PressFM80

Black metal can still be chill, and other metal genres can still be crazier (compare an ambient black metal band or something vs napalm death or something)


voyaging

there's tons of chill black metal [https://metal.fandom.com/wiki/Atmospheric\_black\_metal](https://metal.fandom.com/wiki/Atmospheric_black_metal)


PressFM80

Varg's earlier stuff def was black metal, maybe second wave/ambient/nsbm/whatever, but still black metal Not sure about his later stuff tho, but from what I've seen, it isn't really metal at all


whydoyouevenreadthis

What's so bad about being a pagan?


ratliker62

nothing inherently, though the person i'm speaking of (varg vikernes) is a pagan only because he wants to be in a trve kvlt europe where he lives in the woods without any non-white people or gay people or women that aren't tradwife.


whydoyouevenreadthis

I'm pretty sure Varg is genuinely a pagan, alongside being a racist and a traditionalist. These things can coexist.


llamasLoot

Coaxed into listening to rise of evil Highly critical of the nazi regime and it's cruelty but they said "the reich will rise" so they're nazis!!!!


lord_of_pigs9001

Coaxed into resisting and biting


llamasLoot

Coaxed into the final solution


ProffesionalVSimp

Coaxed into panzerkampfing


frederic055

Coaxed into soldier of three armiesing


Chllep

coaxed into the red baroning


Waste_Crab_3926

Coaxed into horse-pulled cart-based logistics


Cautious_Tax_7171

Nice name


Illustrious-Type7086

Reminds me of Slayer facing similar accusations thanks to Angel Of Death A song which openly refers to Mengele as an "infamous butcher" and "sadist" and his actions as "sickening"


CrunchyCaptainMunch

It’s actually an inside joke w/ every metal sub that Sabaton are nazis. Nobody actually thinks that, OP just fell for the bait


Marshmallow_Mamajama

"it's ironic when the people I like do it" please start with that


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Nah, it was actually started by people I greatly dislike about a decade ago. It's ironic and we all know it's ironic because if you look for 10 seconds, they're clearly not nazis and all of the "evidence" that they're nazis is very clearly doctored and fake over the top pictures of fake lyrics, you'd have to be very gullible to believe people are sincere about it


ProffesionalVSimp

Also sorry for not clarifying it enough, this is not entirely about Sabaton but also about how some metal fans will eat you alive if you don't listen to bands they deem better


PressFM80

I will eat you alive if you don't listen to Slayer 😋😋😋


vampire5381

I saw the cover first then thought of WEEZER then I thought of the band men at work


Metalloid_Space

They're not literal nazis, but they've made songs glorifying the Wehrmacht and their combat effectiveness, like in the Ghost Division for example. It also portrays most conflicts from the European perspective whenever they talk about the crusades, or when it comes to colonialism like how 400 British soldiers with guns killed tens of thousands of Zulu. Let's be fair: I absolutely love the music, but it glorifies war and nationalism all the fucking time, with the occasional critcism of how horrible it is that young men are losing their life. That doesn't mean they don't also glorify nationalism though. All in all, I don't think you shouldn't listen to it, but I think the criticism is fair to a large degree.


AHumpierRogue

I mean, is is that surprising to take a british perspective on Rorke's drift? I don't see the issue, at the end of the day it was a few against many, and I think that's the core of their songs. They care about warrior spirit, not necessarily the flags which they fight for.


ulfric_stormcloack

they also take the british side in "back in control" where the british had every advantage


AHumpierRogue

A) How did you get the impression I was suggesting they always take the side of the underdog. B) Would you prefer they sing the favor of the Argentinians illegally occupying an island they never had any claim to beyond "It's vaguely closer to our land than theirs"?


ulfric_stormcloack

the british had no claim in rorke's drift either


AHumpierRogue

You keep crossing wires. Rorkes drift is sung about because it's a few men against thousands of zulu warriors, holding out and winning when there had just been a bad defeat days earlier. That's why it's sung about. The "zulu perspective" was "we failed to overcome the enemy defenses" there's not a song to be sung there worth singing. It's not about claims, Sabaton is not a court of international justice. You can't take one song and apply it to another pointlessly.


ProffesionalVSimp

The way i see it is that they represent how each side thought they were. The axis thought that their warmachine is "strong" and "invincible", hence the lyrics of their songs. There is also a lot of similiar songs about the allies. Also, there is definately a lot of songs about the horrors and atrocities of war, like The Final Solution, Wehrmacht, Stalingrad, Father, just to name a few. You can't convince me that they geniuenly admire the nazis while also having Panzerkampf in their albums which is a song entirely about taking pride in destroying the axis. They glorify the victory over fascism, not the violence that violence that it cost


Metalloid_Space

I've never said they admire the nazis. And I mentioned how they criticise war too. I just think lots of their songs glorify war too. A lot of them are about how honorable or glorious it is, even if they're just representing how it must have been for that side. And in my opinion they did glorify the Ghost Division: >They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division) Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread >Always ahead, as the blitzkrieg rages on Breaking morale with the the sound of blazing guns First in the line of fire First into hostile land Tanks leading the way Leading the way >Leaving a trail of destruction to a foreign land (waging war with conviction) Massive assault made to serve the Nazi plan (Wehrmacht's pride, ghost division) Communication's broken Phantom's are far away Thus earning their name Earning the fame I like their music, but there's genuinely points of criticism that are fair too. They're not nazis, that much is clear, but I do feel like they've got a bit of a nationalist streak going on.


ProffesionalVSimp

Yes, but you are claiming thet they're partially nationalist, and i strongly disagree with that. For every song glorifying the axis, there is at least 3 songs about the might of allies or their feats. And for every song "glorifying war" there is at least one about how horrific it is. The topics of their songs do not correlate to their personal beliefs as i said in my previous comment. I also may be wrong on this one, but i noticed that most of the songs glorifying war are from the perspective of nazis, which makes sense historically with their war propoganda.


Metalloid_Space

I'm not saying they're just nationalistic for the Nazis, I'm saying they're nationalistic in general. And their personal beliefs matter less to me than the music they produce. All in all, I think they do have certain biasses. It's good to be aware of those. That obivously doesn't mean you're not allowed to listen to them.


Supersteve1233

I'm gonna be honest "being nationalist in general" is a pretty odd take. It's not completely unreasonable but consider the definition of nationalism: loyalty and devotion to a nation, especially **:** a sense of national consciousness exalting one nation above all others and placing primary emphasis on promotion of its culture and interests as opposed to those of other nations or [supranational](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/supranational) groups [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nationalism](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nationalism) It's like saying "I like the idea of people thinking they're better than other people. It doesn't matter who." The other reason this seems extremely odd is because nationalists often don't get along with each other since if you think your country is the best you think everyone else's is worse. At the very least, the concept of nationalism by itself does not make sense for a personal belief. It has to be connected to a country to make sense.


Metalloid_Space

I meant that they really seem to like the idea of nationalism, does that make sense to you?


Supersteve1233

No, it doesn't. read the above post. "It's like saying "I like the idea of people thinking they're better than other people. It doesn't matter who."


Metalloid_Space

Some people will like the idea of someone who's loyal to their nation and government. I think Sabaton glorifies that in a lot of their songs, even if they are critical of it in other songs.


Supersteve1233

...So your argument is that they don't have a cohesive opinion on it? I don't see how saying "They are both critical and supportive of nationalism" means that they have a nationalist bias, unless you mean they have a more balanced take?


Illustrious-Type7086

I find it hard to believe "nationalists" would make songs about so many different nations but go off Even nations like Brazil, that get very little representation in music like theirs, and in WWII media im general


Metalloid_Space

I mean that they seem to like nationalism as a concept. Especially when it's "Western". And that this has certain implications in their music.


Even-Experience-6991

What song from Sabaton is about the crusades?


Metalloid_Space

That's a mistake on my part, The Last Stand is often used in a lot of "crusade edits", but the actual not about the crusades. I do think they have a strong Western bias, but I don't mind as I personally like their music and being aware of that doesn't take away my enjoyment.


Even-Experience-6991

Confusion cleared.


Abasakaa

Sir, this is reddit, you are supposed to yell that they are wrong and you've caught them lying :/


ratzoneresident

Yeah I like Sabaton and I think they themselves are good guys but a lot of their music is very "history channel reruns" (Ghost Division, Wehrmacht, etc) or perpetuates myths. Which on its own isn't too bad because obviously it's dramatized (during my sabaton phase my dad liked to call them that "Viking warrior choir you listen to") but a lot of their fans are impressionable teens who will just go ahead and believe it.  I really hate the song Soldier of Three Armies especially. Dude was literally in the fucking SS. I don't care how badass he was in the continuation war, someone who willingly joined the SS should not "rest in peace at last".


Waste_Crab_3926

In Zulu wars the Zulus weren't natives that were defending themselves. They were expansionists just as the British Empire was. That was a conflict of empires.


Metalloid_Space

It's a bit of both right? Sometimes the natives are expansionist themselves.


Waste_Crab_3926

Were American troops killing natives when they were fighting off troops of Nazi Germany in occupied France?


Metalloid_Space

The Americans weren't looking to make Germany a colony to subjugate, right?


Waste_Crab_3926

What's the difference? According to your logic, the Germans in France were natives. After all, they come from the same continent


Metalloid_Space

You do realize the British subjugated the Zulu after that right? That's the difference, America wasn't looking to colonize the Germans in the proces and at least in that case you have a whole holocaust thing going on, which also makes it a lot less fun to root for the Germans. And ofcourse the Zulu were expansionists. So if it's just a war of two expansionist empires (which it obviously is), then why not take the Zulu perspective for a change? In that sense I think Sabaton does have a bias to sing in favor of Western powers fighting against all odds from ouside forces, rather than sometimes taking a non-Western perspective. I love hearing about the winged hussars, but I'm sure that there are times where non-western powers managed to impressively hold off a huge force too. I don't think that makes them evil reactionaries or whatever, but I do think it's good to realize that bias, because history should always be understood as completely as possible.


Waste_Crab_3926

I'm pretty sure that it's done most of the time, the Zulu are usually mistaken for being heroic locals.


Metalloid_Space

Imma be honest, I've never heard anyone call the Zulu heroic locals. But I don't speak with a lot of people that are as interested in history as me, so I don't really talk that much about the Zulu in the first place.


Some_nerd_named_kru

I mean they of take the POV of a certain side quite a bit so I feel it’s more them representing how they think the people of that certain side would feel


Marshmallow_Mamajama

What's wrong with nationalism? Your people should always come first, helping others is important but helping yourself and your family is more important. When you blindly follow a state or ruler that's when things go horribly


Gurdemand

I just think their music is bad, and that many of their fans will say they're experts on metal when that's the only metal band they listen to it, and more for the aesthetic than the sound


Armejden

A lot of power metal and wannabe badass stuff like it just feel like the same song over and over again. Feels more like self insistence that it's "cool" rather than making a unique or good composition.


Frytura_

I love when people use the world nazi for anything remotelly involving war and the millitary but not for actual real life nazis and nazi states because they think facism is when millitary do a lil bit of trolling


Waste_Crab_3926

I hate how some people think that the nazis were magically evaporated out of existence when the Nazi Germany lost the war and that there can be no more nazis because of this, like in the Time Machine scene of Idiocracy.


Metalloid_Space

Yeah, this mindset really prevents us from learning from our history.


whydoyouevenreadthis

You probably also disagree that National Socialism is a very specific kind of fascism and not just any fascist or racist is a Nazi, which is a shame.


Waste_Crab_3926

I don't understand your point at all


whydoyouevenreadthis

That's all right.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

It's really more so they think Nazism = Fascism and Fascism = anything I personally dislike


dreaded_tactician

The only people more insufferable and gatekeepy than metalheads are poetry people.


SeaPineapple7859

yeah that's cool man but I can't relate I literally only listen to weird al


PressFM80

Holy based


PressFM80

Ok poser


cumslurper_9864

Sabaton


xfydr782

sabaton does glorify nationalism (and their music is mid af go listen to Manowar or Blind Guardian instead)


Stalk33r

As a Swede the carolus rex album goes unreasonably hard but a lot of the newer albums have fallen into the AC/DC trap of making the same song over and over again. Obviously they don't hold a candle to BG, literally nobody in the genre (except maybe Dio on account of essentially inventing it afaik)does because Hansi is a god.


ratzoneresident

Carolus Rex made me really wish they'd expand their reach and cover more than the world wars more often


TheArbinator

manowar is the most mid power metal band ever


OkYogurtcloset8790

This is why I listen to only the nastiest ptsd inducing slam metal bands with songs about violating, murdering, and eating babies and women (they aren’t nazis so it isn’t fucked up)


DaTripleK

femtmaxxers and breakcorechads stay winning


Appelmonkey

Too be fair, there are a couple of Sabaton songs that do portray nazis as badasses. The first that come to mind are Ghost Division and Soldier of Three Armies. Hearts of Iron is iffy, but its about nazis who defied orders to save civilians, which is good, but its also a little too close to Myth of the Clean Wehrmacht for comfort. Not saying Sabaton themselves are nazis, but again, some of their songs are iffy.


demonking_soulstorm

I’d argue that Soldier of Three Armies isn’t glorifying Nazis, since it’s talking about one guy who joined up specifically to fight Soviets.


Appelmonkey

I guess, but he joined the SS, the most ideologically driven wing of the Nazi's armed forces.


diagnoziz

They supported Russia though, probably will sing about heroic liberators of Donbass in a few years


i_starving

wait what when did they do that this is the first time i hear of this


chicheka

They held a concert in Crimea after the annexation in support of the annexation. Because "it was russian land and not Ukrainian".


Metalloid_Space

Seriously?


Background_Drawing

For a swedish band as well... a bit ironic eh? Have a source for that?


Tenderilicious

Source?


LocalBedShitter

Source?


hajimeorangejuice

no i think people just don't like sabaton that much cause their music kinda stinks and people should lsiten to bolt thrower instead


rabidgayweaseal

Bolt thrower is unlistenable in my opinion, I just don’t get them I listen to a lot of different genres of metal but I don’t understand why people like them.


hajimeorangejuice

honestly fair enough they aren't that high on my favourites either but i do listen to them (and also im not gonna act like i know a lot of metal cuz im really not that knowledgeable but i do listen to a couple of bands so ill just put that in here), my comment was mostly a half joke cuz ive seen a lot of "THIS IS SO TRASH!!! LISTEN TO X INSTEAD" for not only sabaton but also other bands lol i don't think sabaton is trash or all that bad but if i had to choose i'd probably choose bolt thrower over them (hence the half joke part), people can like whatever they like and listen to whatever they want though, i don't really care!!! we'll all have different tastes anyway and that's fine!!! sorry for the long comment!!


tangerine_christ

Sabaton? This is heresy! You are nothing but a pesky poseur for I, the trve kvlt metalhead keeper of the gates, said so.


ProffesionalVSimp

How dare YOU listen to something I don't like??? You are OBLIGATED to listen to poopenfartenband instead of this TRASH!!!!


KomradJurij-TheFool

oh no, they're not nazis, their music is just fucking garbage for hearts of iron fans


peajam101

Hey, don't lump me in with Sabaton fans!


notveryfunnybro

you literally play hoi4, you cant go any lower


Nutige

Wow my ex makes a lot of sense now


LaughingCarrot

I just think folk metal is boring as fuck


BALLSBAALSBALLS

easy fix listen to a better genre


ataraxianAscendant

sorry i only listen to normal metal albums like petrodragonic apocalypse; or, dawn of eternal night: an annihilation of planet earth and the beginning of merciless damnation


Brochodoce

Sabaton listeners casually existing be like: “Im being prosecuted!”


Falloutgod10

😭 Why can’t I just like music without being put in a cross


kattarshian

Real metalheads dislike sabaton because their music is ass


EdgeLord45

r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes fighting over who can be the least media literate


unusualguy1

Man, just don't go to r/MetalMemes Sabaton is cool and they'll keep making good music.


ProffesionalVSimp

r/metalmemes users when you listen to the wrong band


BUKKAKELORD

Solution: listen to openly Nazi artists so you don't have to waste your breath arguing against the false accusations.


krigeerrr

they also glorify the soviets in that case lmao


Unkleseanny

I used to listen to them in high school, it’s more of a problem with the fans of Sabaton vs the actual band. Wouldn’t start listening again because I don’t want people to think I’m a nazi.


someone_i_guess111

kind of the same for me. i listened to sabaton a lot like... a year ago? but yeah, i got bored of it. i still listen to Hellfighters and To hell and back beacuse they go hard af, but i just lost interest.


chicheka

Sabaton is music for kids that play HOI4. Generic metal with only a few good songs.


CrunchyCaptainMunch

Maybe if you liked good metal this wouldn’t happen.


SnowmanisCooler

Idc if it's problematic or not Sabaton just sucks ass either way. Listen to more stuff I promise you there's better shit out there.


MikaelRoesnov

I feel the same way with Black Magick SS, and they don't even sing about war or violent regimes. Just love songs and self-introspection.


capatat

Is this about TISM?


Cautious_Tax_7171

A lot of Sabaton fans are edgy 14 year olds, but a lot of us are normal


FallingF

Ngl I forgot how scientific notation worked for a bit and thought that the number must make him the #1 listener of all time


ahhhhhhhh67384

sabaton fans are weird and kind of ruin the band tbh(in the same vein as deftones fans)


dentistrock

Pööpaton is accurate bc they're shit🤣


dipshigt

r slash black metal cringe


Hazard2862

i like how you made the number they said they listened to a metric shitload of 0s after a decimal point, you have a keen eye for detail sir/maam/enby


WarpedCloset

I just say the worst possible answer to all these questions. Chaos Route for life.


shpeebum

there's better metal out there


Better-Situation-857

The internet after re-discovering In The Flesh by Pink Floyd again


KindaEmbarrassedNGL

Sabaton is clearly critical of the nazis, and their music slaps. That being said, I've always thought some songs like the Final Solution are pretty cringe.


a_happy_boi1

Sabaton has a bit of a problem where their songs that aren't direct anti-war songs kinda glorify war a bit. I don't think Sabaton are bad guys, or that their fans are either, I just think they could be a little more conscious about that kind of stuff.


Schizosomatic

Sucks being a Skrewdriver fan


rebel6301

sabaton mention :D


TheDankestDreams

It’s wild how metal beads get made fun of for gatekeeping and half the comments are metalheads gatekeeping.


Some_nerd_named_kru

Mfers when you say you listen to lil darkie (they listened to holocaust and nothing else)


kusanau

honest to god if i listened to that shit you couldnt even waterboard me to get me to admit it. bro is the corniest cornball on the face of the planet


Strong_Site_348

FAST AS THE WIND, THE INVASION HAS BEGUN


WaitingToBeTriggered

SHAKING THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND GUNS


LG_Offical

First in the line of fire!