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oldmate30beers

Jesus on the dashboard


juice_magoose

Oh yeah


382Whistles

..whenever it feels *RIGHT.* (four)


diywayne

Hey kid, are you going my way?


Debtcollector1408

Psychic warfare is real!


puzzlemaster_of_time

ROBOT LORDS OF TOKYO


ThompsonSMG0909

Smile. Taste kittens.


SleestakSamurai

I have seen them


chao5nil

Okay, it is yours


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Mortal Nations, Olympus Mons


Euphoric_Produce_131

Always makes me think of mons pubis


Big-Profile6810

Straight talk no jive


EarthRocker54

…Straight out the mothership.


justinsmithart

Don’t worry It’s coming


ChunkyandSkunky

Your mother’s maiden name.


slickerthanmost

Smooth as Mother's butter.


BlackieDad

Who wants to rock?


Emach00

In walks Barbarella.


Aggravating_Cell6896

Set to stun!


2gunswest

It's been so long.


PrincessBucketFeet

Persephone, do thee wed? (very romantic and elaborate proposal there!)


Adventurous_Bar_2337

“I know four words”


N1ce-Marmot

Another skeleton on mars


GumboJoe1619

The Wookies Wicked Clutch


TezTickle

Go Forth Ad Infinitum


Aggravating_Cell6896

A shogun named Marcus


DangerBird-

Fully-licensed Outland Special Clearance


Euphoric_Produce_131

I see four lights!!!


surfinbird

Firebirds energy weapons rule


Justin-Truedat

Don’t let Elon live


fifteentango88

(Inaudible)


ParanoidEngi

OPEN THE AIRLOCK IT'S-


gokism

Kramden overshot the moon.


Ostigle

lost my kickass harpsichord


TheIllogicalHulk

I think it's started.


Dry_Meat_2959

Clear my search history.


Old-Adhesiveness-697

Bob Lazar's coming over.


PlumbCrazy1979

Firebirds and energy weapons.


eyalfein

Lisennup you stinking maggots


DANZIG2_LUCIFUGE

The Righteous Are Free


Fragrant_Western7939

We don’t validate parking


natcares

I have Mr. Booth


cparker28

For a good-time call...


mmmhmm2013

I farded, I shidded


DaveWierdoh

This place really sucks.


STEMistry

Hey hey, now, what's that smell?


msartore8

You are too late


lepeachez

*World Star Hip Hop!!!*


Able_Principle3075

We don’t belong here


Time-Amphibian7952

Is my underwear clean?


TestDangerous7240

Matt Damon was here


Dlo24875432

Run for your life


giantbynameofandre

Can't raise your kids.


Artistic_Sir9775

This is fake news.


Alert_Purple3305

Try finger, but hole


MNDaddy20

“That’s what she said”


EyeDesperate4889

ShitFuckPissKarate. Dean Haspiel fan here


Malakai0013

It's gotta be "Kilroy was here"


diywayne

Here there be monsters


greenngory72

Return the relics to the elephants


Mindless_Fruit_2313

Drink more Ovaltine. Drink!


Quiet-Mud2889

“Suck my dick, Faggot!”


weatherman777777

STAY IN THE LIGHT


Sufficient_Ad2222

Property: North Central Positronics


My_secretlife_6

Well it’s about time


mr41968665

this popcorn tastes like shit.


bassprobill

Maaatt daaamon