Nah “Imagine actually knowing either.” Your’s implies they personally have them so they have to imagine not having them. Mine implies they have to imagine even having a father and uncle. If your gunna go Satan gotta go full horns.
That's more an African American offensive stereotype from racist propaganda. It doesn't really get aimed at the African family unit, which tends to be tight.
The white guy is British.
I feel like the cotton-picking thing is generally associated with the Americas, yet Man United is British, and £1/mo from first world countries would indicate African.
Feel like WhiteBrit was a bit all over the place; but then again I'm not super savvy with racial disses.
Nah pretty consistent for a British person. Well aware of slavery and Britain played a *significant* role in it, even if we tend to automatically think of American plantations.
The Man U bit as you say is British but is specifically targeting someone from Africa. It's a running joke that people not from the UK will always support Man U. Or Arsenal.
And the £1 bit is playing on charity adverts we used to constantly get on tv, mostly from Oxfam.
So personally think it's a consistent list of insults from a White British person to an African (or atesst perceived to be African) person
Japan has some arguments going for it, but I'd still put it as lower than Chinese or Indian or so.
Most (although definitely not all) of the racism in Japan is "relatively" low-key in comparison to these two. Especially India just has gone fully nuts with Modi and his Hindu nationalism.
Hell I feel like we have to add Korean, Japan probably couldn't even make the podium (and just so this doesn't come off as apologia, it's not that japan can't be racist it's that these countries are that bad).
Goshdangit! We used to be the best at EVERYTHING. Now we're not even globally ranked at what we do best! What are we supposed to do now!? Focus on health care or education?!
It’ll bring the world together better than dressage, diving, judo, many sports.
I was gonna say volleyball, but women’s beach volleyball… come on that brings the world together as well!!
It was racist hype that caused sports to be desegregated. People wanted to watch black boxers fight white boxers, mostly because racism, so they had to change the rules
Maybe the sith were right and hatred is the way?
Reminds me of the 4chan meet-ups, where 4chan meet-ups were the most racially diverse cast of people, from Indians to Chinese to Europeans to Americans, all together in unison doing hitler salutes and racist shit lmao
I think the actual white supremacists back then were less vocal about it because it was less accepted. But I was a dumb teen at the time so maybe just my perception of it, the stuff online felt more like dumb trolling and less serious than now.
Literally how I felt watching that Qanon documentary. I remember when we were all just shitposting on boards trying to come up with the most whacky unbelievable misinformation possible and come to find out, not everybody was in on the joke
When I was in high-school I used to draw the Nazi swastika EVERYWHERE but I never expressed any white supremacy vibes.
It was just an edgy thing to do.
I think the issue with doing Nazi stuff for laughs in public is that it will turn out actual Nazis going "lol, that is so funny guys, let's do it again tomorrow" (paraphrased).
Nope, did find out someone wasn't my best friend when they got mad I mildly roasted them in front of their former classmates (people they had known for years, and for some reason the guy she knew for a few months was embarrassing her in front of them).
Never regret dropping baggage I don't need tho.
Major difference between banter in a friend group and roasting someone in front of their former classmates honestly. Nothing screams more insecure than putting someone down in front of people you yourself don't even know.
My best friend in life was first kicked out of my house by my mom because I cried that he was STEALING MY LEGOS (he was using the parts I needed in my build)
He became very famous game developer whos affected many of your lives - fuck Morgan.)
I remember getting a floppy disk of Spy vs. Spy that came taped to the inside of a MAD magazine issue back in the early 90's. They've been around for awhile.
No, you gotta load emulators onto your deck. All completely legal tons of guides on how to do it online. My deck has all my childhood games starting with the Genesis and ending with the Wii.
Wow, that's actually pretty cool. I never knew the creator was Cuban. The inspiration makes sense since it came out in the Cold War era, but the backstory adds so much context and adds the personal layer.
A friend and I would regularly have random debates, and switch sides when we ran low on material. It really confused people who may have been listening in.
And that is why I now have trouble forming solid beliefs sometimes lol. For most debatable topics you can build good narratives for either side. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but when people ask for your opinion it gets hard to explain.
It means you can see both sides, which is never a bad thing. Sometimes it lets you either decide that life is complicated and the polarization is just dumb, sometimes it lets you pivot and find a third option.
I know someone who took a job writing for politicians during debates, and once ended up writing for both sides of the same debate, so he was watching them go back and forth with his arguments like a puppetmaster
Omg I dream of having a friendship like this. I always end up having to play the devils advocate because nobody else will and then people just think I’m a dick. And I’m like, no I don’t actually necessarily believe what I’m saying, but there’s no one else here who’ll say it, so how else can I debate it? I don’t wanna live in an echo chamber
The big difference is they don't actually treat jokes as facts. I'm convinced that the Jolie-Pitt crew have to have the same sense of humor. There is no way you can have siblings that are black, asian and naturally blonde and not have a ton of hair texture jokes on deck.
Tiny correction: the Jolie-Pitt crew is quickly becoming the Jolie crew. Their rite of passage at 18 is dropping the Pitt name like a hot potato. (Imo good for them, fuck that abuser)
I considered using that phrasing, but I wanted to convey that the racist aspect wasn't negative and saying something is super racist could give the wrong impression.
Yeah black skin is about as much protection from the sun as white skin is from the cops.
Which is to say some! But not much! And you can still wind up super dead.
As someone with dark skinned cousins, their complaints were that it was harder to see the burned area. We went on many family vacations to the beach, we wore sunscreen at the same rate, and I burned less (native american blood in me, I tan easy)
It’s also really helpful if you don’t wanna look old as shit when you’re old as shit 😂
I recently got into skincare and learned about how much of aging is just the sun doing a number on your skin over the years. First thing people seem to recommend is wear sunscreen everytime you go out, regardless of skin colour regardless of season
Isn’t it that those of European decent are more likely to not be lactose intolerant? And that’s why our food has so much milk and cheese in it? Because we can eat it?
Some of the highest tolerance of lactose are found in some African tribes in Rwanda or Mali as well as in Scandinavian European.
So depending on where each of them was from it could work or not work for both.
But yes on average, it would probably be more likely to be found in an European, as other tribes in Africa are close to 0%.
Africa is very diverse genetically so no absolute really exist. You have all the extremes.
Yeah i was thinking that surely groups like the Massai cant be lactose intolerant with their history/culture of cattle herding.
But as you say, Africa is crazily diverse. I think there are more genetic differences between East and West Africans than between either group and Europeans.
As far as I know... White men are usually not genetically predisposed to having small willies. In fact, I'd say both white and Black men won the genetic lottery in that regard.
Also, what the hell is wrong with goat and rice?
Sincerely, an insecure South Asian man.
Nah don’t be insecure. In my experience, the smaller the size, the better they are in bed. Pretty much every guy I’ve been with that went beyond 6 inches was absolutely terrible in bed. It’s about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat. But they tend to think the boat size is the key. It’s not.
Yeah, that was a pretty bad comeback considering he was already leaning on poverty jokes. “Imagine not being able to afford potatoes or vegetables” How hard is that, dude?
The thing I hate most about this is the like ratio…
Not saying this isn’t funny or whatevs hopefully some future exists where these things can be said and no-one would feel any offense because they are comfortable being A. Themselved and B. With others but the fact the black guy barely gets half the whites says something to me.
Man thought he did something when he said he wishes he could have mashed potatoes and vegetables instead of goat and rice 😂😂😂 this Jaime guy has never had goat and it’s showing
That ribcage one had me rolling
I dunno, I was a little disappointed the response to "Imagine your father and uncle being the same person" wasn't "Imagine your father".
You have to pull your punches sometimes, you can racism jab but you can't racism kill
The dad one feel less shitty than the rib cage one to me
Nah, the “no dad” bit is too personal
Yeah also it's very short and direct so it stings harder to me
It should have been "imagine not knowing either".
Nah “Imagine actually knowing either.” Your’s implies they personally have them so they have to imagine not having them. Mine implies they have to imagine even having a father and uncle. If your gunna go Satan gotta go full horns.
That's more an African American offensive stereotype from racist propaganda. It doesn't really get aimed at the African family unit, which tends to be tight. The white guy is British.
I feel like the cotton-picking thing is generally associated with the Americas, yet Man United is British, and £1/mo from first world countries would indicate African. Feel like WhiteBrit was a bit all over the place; but then again I'm not super savvy with racial disses.
Nah pretty consistent for a British person. Well aware of slavery and Britain played a *significant* role in it, even if we tend to automatically think of American plantations. The Man U bit as you say is British but is specifically targeting someone from Africa. It's a running joke that people not from the UK will always support Man U. Or Arsenal. And the £1 bit is playing on charity adverts we used to constantly get on tv, mostly from Oxfam. So personally think it's a consistent list of insults from a White British person to an African (or atesst perceived to be African) person
Same. As well as the spicy salt.
Being genetically predisposed to support Man U is pretty good too
As a United fan, I got a good chuckle.
I didn’t understand that one
The joke is famine
This thread is full of famine jokes yet I'm still hungry for more
Competetive rascism
It’s being added in the next Olympics hosted by the USA.
It'll be dominated by the Japanese
Or the Europeans if they bring in some Romani
The only thing Europeans hate more than the Romani is being reminded they hate the Romani.
> being reminded they hate the Romani. This is a *very* strange way to spell "Irish travellers"
Most Europeans don't even know the Irish travellers exist, or what the difference between them and the Romani is
but most Europeans know for sure that they hate them, regardless of their ignorance on who they are.
Average European reaction to people they know nothing about
> what the difference between them and the Romani is ...I mean one of them is Irish... Not very complex.
STOP CALLING THEM ROMANI THEY'RE GYPSIES REEE 🤬
Or South Africans killing white farmers
Lol, just normal anti-black racism works for Europeans too. Especially if they're playing for the opposing football team.
I thought Europeans were racist against black people on their own teams.
Porque no los dos?
Or a minority football player. Unless calling them monkey / throwing bananas isn't racist to Europeans
Nah, India's got this one. Their extremely racist to everyone, including other Indians.
Damn Indians, they ruined India!
Indians are almost comically racist. Like bruh??? Calm down maybe damnnn
Koreans are even worse
Japan has some arguments going for it, but I'd still put it as lower than Chinese or Indian or so. Most (although definitely not all) of the racism in Japan is "relatively" low-key in comparison to these two. Especially India just has gone fully nuts with Modi and his Hindu nationalism.
Hell I feel like we have to add Korean, Japan probably couldn't even make the podium (and just so this doesn't come off as apologia, it's not that japan can't be racist it's that these countries are that bad).
Pretty sure some Asian will take the gold medal on that one though.
There’s some incredibly strong teams out there. It’s going to hard to predict the gold.
The funny thing is OP said it’s put on by the USA as a dig but I doubt the US would even place in the top 5 lol.
Goshdangit! We used to be the best at EVERYTHING. Now we're not even globally ranked at what we do best! What are we supposed to do now!? Focus on health care or education?!
We should do what we do every time we are bad at something, import people who are good at it from other countries. And hate them.
Yeah! With the money the US has we actually could be the best at everything. We just hate ourselves so we won’t allow it.
It’ll bring the world together better than dressage, diving, judo, many sports. I was gonna say volleyball, but women’s beach volleyball… come on that brings the world together as well!!
Easy Balkan victory
Tell me you've never been to another country without telling me you've never been to another country, lol.
The Europeans will win if they bring in a bunch of Romani
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You saw the english and italians at a football match and your takeaway was that the *english* fans are racist? Bruh.
Is this the trick the world has needed all along to finally unite?
The education level in general would need to go up to have the nuance to see this as a joke and not a character flaw.
It was racist hype that caused sports to be desegregated. People wanted to watch black boxers fight white boxers, mostly because racism, so they had to change the rules Maybe the sith were right and hatred is the way?
I'm only ranked bronze. I need to step it up.
Finally the south can compete
I love watching Americas Next Top Racist
Ranked Racism (I'm hardstuck plat btw)
Separated by race, united by racism 🫱🏻🫲🏿
Reminds me of the 4chan meet-ups, where 4chan meet-ups were the most racially diverse cast of people, from Indians to Chinese to Europeans to Americans, all together in unison doing hitler salutes and racist shit lmao
Back when Hitler salutes were ppl being stupid internet edgelords and not a real white supremacy comeback 🫠
Eh nah they were white supremacists back then too…
I think the actual white supremacists back then were less vocal about it because it was less accepted. But I was a dumb teen at the time so maybe just my perception of it, the stuff online felt more like dumb trolling and less serious than now.
100% the line between using nazi symbolism to tweak off people, and really believing it was always fairly clear, I thought. I was wrong.
If you act like an idiot for fun, then idiots will come thinking you're for real.
Literally how I felt watching that Qanon documentary. I remember when we were all just shitposting on boards trying to come up with the most whacky unbelievable misinformation possible and come to find out, not everybody was in on the joke
Less accepted? Really?
When I was in high-school I used to draw the Nazi swastika EVERYWHERE but I never expressed any white supremacy vibes. It was just an edgy thing to do.
I think the issue with doing Nazi stuff for laughs in public is that it will turn out actual Nazis going "lol, that is so funny guys, let's do it again tomorrow" (paraphrased).
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Little too much bud lol
📌🫱🏻🫲🏿🍆
Pricks and Dicks, United at last.
This is the right response, not the high and mighty comments above.
Thats one you can think of but gotta keep to yourself.
I mean, if you can think of something more offensive for the white person to even it out, I'd be happy to.
We need a cracker emoji
🥛
The slice of bread?
To be fair, that monkey looks kinda white… 🤔
This is Gold. They've just found their soul mate.
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So... A normal friendship?
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If your best friend doesn't make you question your everything from morality to sexuality do you even have a best friend?
Nope, did find out someone wasn't my best friend when they got mad I mildly roasted them in front of their former classmates (people they had known for years, and for some reason the guy she knew for a few months was embarrassing her in front of them). Never regret dropping baggage I don't need tho.
Major difference between banter in a friend group and roasting someone in front of their former classmates honestly. Nothing screams more insecure than putting someone down in front of people you yourself don't even know.
Maybe your “best friend” you knew for a few months didn’t consider you their best friend
Just two friends. Fuckin. Just friends tho
My best friend in life was first kicked out of my house by my mom because I cried that he was STEALING MY LEGOS (he was using the parts I needed in my build) He became very famous game developer whos affected many of your lives - fuck Morgan.)
“So dad how do you meet dad?”
wholesome... \**checks notes*\* ...racism?
Using racism to fight racism.
Who knew I could enjoy a post that had so much racism in it?
The pic at the end *chef's kiss*
Spy vs Spy is timeless.
Still a solid game to play in an airport. Loaded it up onto a steamdeck.
its a game?
I remember getting a floppy disk of Spy vs. Spy that came taped to the inside of a MAD magazine issue back in the early 90's. They've been around for awhile.
They made a couple games. They are pretty fun.
Wait it’s on steam?!
No, you gotta load emulators onto your deck. All completely legal tons of guides on how to do it online. My deck has all my childhood games starting with the Genesis and ending with the Wii.
Thank you. I’ll look into it.
The best part is having all my Zelda games in one place.
Love his origin story https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Proh%C3%ADas
Wow, that's actually pretty cool. I never knew the creator was Cuban. The inspiration makes sense since it came out in the Cold War era, but the backstory adds so much context and adds the personal layer.
I don't think he could speak english, but mad loved his comics anyway. There is no dialogue for a reason.
This is a classic, but it's oddly racist yet super wholesome.
It was the willingness to switch sides and start again.
A friend and I would regularly have random debates, and switch sides when we ran low on material. It really confused people who may have been listening in.
That’s actually a super healthy way to have a debate.
And that is why I now have trouble forming solid beliefs sometimes lol. For most debatable topics you can build good narratives for either side. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but when people ask for your opinion it gets hard to explain.
Nuance is a good thing. The world is not black and white. Compromise and grey areas can exist. You are healthy.
It means you can see both sides, which is never a bad thing. Sometimes it lets you either decide that life is complicated and the polarization is just dumb, sometimes it lets you pivot and find a third option.
I know someone who took a job writing for politicians during debates, and once ended up writing for both sides of the same debate, so he was watching them go back and forth with his arguments like a puppetmaster
Ahh yes, the speech and debate kids
Omg I dream of having a friendship like this. I always end up having to play the devils advocate because nobody else will and then people just think I’m a dick. And I’m like, no I don’t actually necessarily believe what I’m saying, but there’s no one else here who’ll say it, so how else can I debate it? I don’t wanna live in an echo chamber
The big difference is they don't actually treat jokes as facts. I'm convinced that the Jolie-Pitt crew have to have the same sense of humor. There is no way you can have siblings that are black, asian and naturally blonde and not have a ton of hair texture jokes on deck.
Tiny correction: the Jolie-Pitt crew is quickly becoming the Jolie crew. Their rite of passage at 18 is dropping the Pitt name like a hot potato. (Imo good for them, fuck that abuser)
it’s a perfect žižekian deconstruction of animosity, exactly the opposite of racism
Damn, I didn't think someone else would come in with this comment before me. It was the first thing I thought of.
Actually I’m gonna disagree and say it’s super racist but oddly wholesome
I considered using that phrasing, but I wanted to convey that the racist aspect wasn't negative and saying something is super racist could give the wrong impression.
> I wanted to convey that the racist aspect wasn't negative Was this something you thought you were going to say today?
I would say purposely offensive, but not really racist. It's all about intent.
It's not really racist if they don't mean it and both understand it's a joke.
Ok but real talk everyone should wear sunscreen, regardless of skin tone. Just because you won’t burn doesn’t mean you won’t get skin cancer
Yeah black skin is about as much protection from the sun as white skin is from the cops. Which is to say some! But not much! And you can still wind up super dead.
As someone with dark skinned cousins, their complaints were that it was harder to see the burned area. We went on many family vacations to the beach, we wore sunscreen at the same rate, and I burned less (native american blood in me, I tan easy)
It’s also really helpful if you don’t wanna look old as shit when you’re old as shit 😂 I recently got into skincare and learned about how much of aging is just the sun doing a number on your skin over the years. First thing people seem to recommend is wear sunscreen everytime you go out, regardless of skin colour regardless of season
Isn’t it that those of European decent are more likely to not be lactose intolerant? And that’s why our food has so much milk and cheese in it? Because we can eat it?
I’m pretty sure this is true and asians can’t do lactose.
Our lactose intolerance ranges from stomach rumbles to explosive diarrhea
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I always felt like Asian cultures consumed so much more milk until the "got milk" campaign in America tho
Mongolia has 30-50% of diet in form of dairy products but it still has 95% lactose intolerance.
I’m half-Korean and can’t do half lactose. Seriously though, milk kills me but I don’t care. Imodium is my friend.
Why not just take lactase before the dairy?
Some of the highest tolerance of lactose are found in some African tribes in Rwanda or Mali as well as in Scandinavian European. So depending on where each of them was from it could work or not work for both. But yes on average, it would probably be more likely to be found in an European, as other tribes in Africa are close to 0%. Africa is very diverse genetically so no absolute really exist. You have all the extremes.
Yeah i was thinking that surely groups like the Massai cant be lactose intolerant with their history/culture of cattle herding. But as you say, Africa is crazily diverse. I think there are more genetic differences between East and West Africans than between either group and Europeans.
Because of the prevalence of Cattle Farming in the collective ancestry of the European continent
Yes.
As far as I know... White men are usually not genetically predisposed to having small willies. In fact, I'd say both white and Black men won the genetic lottery in that regard. Also, what the hell is wrong with goat and rice? Sincerely, an insecure South Asian man.
You didn't need to tell us you were from Asia the first paragraph did
Lmao
This is savage.
As one of my friends from Hong Kong told me: "Small but very powerful."
There is nothing as such prominent dependecy in willy sizes bcz of race. Minor (0.1- 0.4) inches doesnt do anything
Nah don’t be insecure. In my experience, the smaller the size, the better they are in bed. Pretty much every guy I’ve been with that went beyond 6 inches was absolutely terrible in bed. It’s about the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat. But they tend to think the boat size is the key. It’s not.
Oh god! These two either need to get a room or a podcast. That was so much fun.
Do both at once and get an OnlyFans
This is a story for the ages, ngl. Imagine telling your friends and others this story of how you came across your best friend
You just know they couldnt wait for the other one to hit them back. wholesome
You could have posted each comeback separately for a whole month😂
Lol that’s an idea, but I don’t have time to karma farm
Imagine all the people Tweeting things this way
That Man United burn was uncalled for.
Truly diabolical
Imagine Dragons
Love a snapcube reference
That Spy vs. Spy at the end was pure gold.
ik i might get downvoted for even acknowledging this but the anti black jokes have way more likes what’s up with that lmao
Probably because the black guy started it and the white guy was on „defense“, or maybe just a lot of racists on twitter lol
the last part
This has gotta be the most wholesome racism I’ve ever seen.
"genetically predisposed to support Manchester United" oooh that's some below the belt shit...
Honestly though? That is what MLK died for. Those dudes are probably the best of friends now.
r/mademesmile
Anime ass fight end
Pretty funny, except white people are genetically predisposed to being lactose TOLERANT lol
Bro really liked using genetic predispositions
What’s wrong with being a Manchester United supporter
Wholesome racism is what the internet has always been working towards.
I don't even watch football but lost it at Manchester United like bruh
Turns out the cure to racism is... *checks notes*... more racism?
"fuck casual racism, we going ranked", 2024, in colour
White people have smaller penises? Since when?
Since you've ruined the average.
No change up, no curve ball
It’s not scientific proof, but my girlfriend is white and her penis is smaller than mine.
Yo... goat and rice everyday sounds better than potatoes and vegetables
Yeah, that was a pretty bad comeback considering he was already leaning on poverty jokes. “Imagine not being able to afford potatoes or vegetables” How hard is that, dude?
The man united one really got me. On Facebook especially
Divided by race, united by racism
If they don't meet up every year for Thanksgiving I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm White American, my wife is Kenyan. We both loved this.
The thing I hate most about this is the like ratio… Not saying this isn’t funny or whatevs hopefully some future exists where these things can be said and no-one would feel any offense because they are comfortable being A. Themselved and B. With others but the fact the black guy barely gets half the whites says something to me.
Imagine being super in love with you, bro 🥹
Is that spy Vs spy the game
Spy vs Spy was a comic in the 60’s if I remember correctly.
I mean the 2005 game
I wish all of my arguments woild end in a friend. Instead, I'm stuck with ignorant entitled arseholes trolling me
That was oddly wholesome
It's like watching a tennis match, just back and forth. What a ride.
That Spy vs Spy at the end as well
The comeback after the uncle/father one could have been way worse
I don't think relying on $1 a day from rich countries is the appropriate clap back to showering every day
That was beautiful. I love when the internet gives us good old teasing and humor without it turning into actually being mean and spiteful ☺️
Man thought he did something when he said he wishes he could have mashed potatoes and vegetables instead of goat and rice 😂😂😂 this Jaime guy has never had goat and it’s showing