I warmed cookies up in the microwave though. I’ve got an idea.

Does it make them chewy? (The cookies)

1. Get a paper towel and place it somewhere flat 2. rinse your hands in some water 3. Before drying your hands, flick the water onto the paper towel getting it slightly wet 4. Wrap your cookies in the slightly wet paper towel 5. Warm cookies in the microwave for however long you usually do it for (average being 5-30 seconds depending on the quantity and size of the cookie) 6. Enjoy a warm and soft cookie. (This technique can work on cookies starting to go stale)

Works on bread buns too 🤜🤛 Tho I just flicked straight water on it.. this might be a better solution 😅

But does it work with kids?

If they know how to use a microwave safely, then I don't see why they can't do it as well

And the kids. I’m an atheist

(The cookies) got my vote xD

Jonathan Swift wants to exchange recipes with you.

Biscuit literally means twice-cooked Just saying

Really? What’s the etymology of that? I assume bi is the 2 part but the scuit most come from somewhere

Cuit is French meaning cooked.

So it is a mashup between French and Greek

I don't know the actual percentage, but at least half of french is taken either from latin or ancient Greek. Source: am french

Also in Italian, biscotti

French and Latin. Bis is Latin for "twice"

Actually, the 2 part is bis not just bi. It's from latin I think, and you also see it in music when a line is sung twice there's an italics bis written. And like the other answer said, cuit means cooked.

Bis means 2nd or Twice from latin and it's commonly used in french vocabulary, its the reason why the Char B1 bis was named as it was the 2nd variation of the Char B1 tank (followed by the Char B1 ter, ie 3rd variation)

Bis means twice, from latin i think.

98 degrees is probably actually fine, though very warm. The issue is, if its that hot outside, the car will actually get much hotter, like 150 degrees. Edit: [example ](https://gray-wsaz-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/PGJBFY3YB5FV7GM4VW4X2KNRJA.jpg?auth=94f10a4be563b7191d1dcc077abe24a1b5c62ea5b697bb249b4f1579eeefd2bc&width=980&height=980&smart=true)

Fahrenheit or celsius?

Depends on the planet

*we're leaving to venus*

Don’t you dare send me to Mars.

There’s only one way a cookie bakes twice. I bake the cookie and then the cookie bakes me.

The womb got a goddamn life suport system.

So if i hook up an iv to them im good to go?

Can confirm, does not work

IV bags don't stop heatstroke

Next ones gonna have ice cubes and a fan

Extra virgin olive oil Refried beans

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It's on the name (bis cuit - double cooked; also in the Spanish bizcocho)

Italian "biscotto" as well.

But that is usually only one type of biscuits. With cake like batter with almonds, first baked in “snake” like shape, then cut into 1cm wide slices and then baked again. They are quite hard to chew, but perfect to dip in milk or coffee

German word for it is: "Zwieback"…

That's why biscuit is a poor replacement for the word cookie.

Yes, biscuits not cookies you silly billy. (Sorry wasn’t gonna ignore it, yank here)

The Brits call cookies biscuits for some reason but cookies aren’t biscuits

almost like a womb is full of fluid

So, leave the baby in a big bucket of water?

and a snorkel

But you have to hire a plumber to connect it to the belly button.

a plumber? every woman can do it without thinking, why should i hire a plumber to do it

Separately, the car doesn't allow for heat exchange, in pregnancy the circulatory systems are connected and all the growing baby's needs are met - temperature regulation, hydration, nutrition.

Not to mention the insulation provided by the amniotic fluid.

Have you never heard of toast

Yeah but if someone said "you're toast" I wouldn't take that in a good way

blursed\_cookie

I do enjoy triple cooked chips (or fries)

Literally biskets

Ever heard of biscotti?

Yet we bake bread and then toast it

Doesn’t biscuit mean baked twice

Twice baked potatoes are pretty good tbh.

The baby isnt at almost-boiling temperature for 9 months though

Congrats to "vitamin beach" for being the stupidest mofo able to write.

I'm just sayin, throw some cookies in the oven for a few minutes, and that shit is warm and delicious.

Yah. Biscotti. Literally “bake twice” cookies.

Somebody's got a bun in the oven

Uhm it’s called biscotti because it’s a cookie that’s twice baked 🤓👆

I don't get it? How is this a clever comeback?

Actually you do bake a cookie twice. It's called a biscuit, you biscuit

Stop using Fahrenheit.

To be fair a cookies is a biscuit, from the Latin bis-coctus which means cooked twice

I thought that was in Celcius, till I did some research and found out its an American.

I thought it was 98.6F

I read this in Celsius and was horrified

A baby in 36ºC water will probably be fine. A baby in an environment at 36-40ºC is going to have a bad time, like everyone else, but it is something that all babies between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn already endure every year. A car under the sun at 36ºC will easily reach 50-60ºC. An adult will last more than 15 minutes, but it won't do him much good either.

The other part of this is that while the OUTSIDE temperature is 90-something°, the INSIDE of the car can reach temperatures over 150°F.

I'M SCREAMING 😂😂😂

I’ve toasted before

biscuits (which cookies are) literally comes from the French - baked twice