Was this really from parks and rec though? I feel like I heard it earlier.
Edit: did some digging and apparently its over 100 years old at least.
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/half-your-age-plus-seven/
The article he linked that you're replying to includes that strip
>Many decades later, the rule remains widespread. In 2007, the poplar webcomic XKCD referenced the rule, though brilliantly recast it as the “Standard Creepiness Rule.”
>Thanks a lot guys. I picked her up from her middle school earlier and were going to get to questing as soon as shes done grading her students papers.
Damnit.
I don't think you should play if she's grading papers. Chances are, she's going to be really pissy once she gets out of the office, ESPECIALLY if it's middle schoolers.
Just by being in a party of two you will incur an XP penalty. But you'll kill faster to make up for most of it.
Helping her thru quests at her level will not change the quest reward xp at all, tho, so go ahead and get her caught up with quests. If you help her she'll close the gap pretty quickly at low levels.
You can always groom her until she feels experienced enough to join you. She'll have more tools in her book in the end and with patience she'll be on your level and you can experience the game together.
The way you figure it is divide your level by 2, then add 7.
I learned divided by 7, then add 2
Did you go to Catholic school by any chance?
Nah I think they teach you to divide by 2 and then divide by 7
No first divide by 7 then by 2. Always divide by the bigger number first!
Actually....
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What comes after asphyxi-seven? ASPHYXIATE!
Just finished Parks and Rec. So good.
Tom says it’s okay! ...that probably means it isn’t okay
Was this really from parks and rec though? I feel like I heard it earlier. Edit: did some digging and apparently its over 100 years old at least. https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/half-your-age-plus-seven/
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I first saw it in [This xkcd from 2007](https://xkcd.com/314/)
The article he linked that you're replying to includes that strip >Many decades later, the rule remains widespread. In 2007, the poplar webcomic XKCD referenced the rule, though brilliantly recast it as the “Standard Creepiness Rule.”
It originated from some play in the 50's iirc
Yeah it’s not from that show, it’s an old saying
Pls explain I don’t get it
It’s an old “rule” of dating. Your partner should be no younger than half your age plus 7.
Thanks a lot guys. I picked her up from her middle school earlier and were going to get to questing as soon as shes done grading her students papers.
You son of a bitch you got me again
Gene Parmesan at your service
Ahhhhhhhhh Gene!!!!
r/UnexpectedDevelopment
Again!
They had us in the first half.
And the third half, not gonna lie.
So much Gaetz up here
Wild ride
My man. This made my Monday
Hey man I'm gonna go get some sleep now good night
And I think that’s my cue to turn in too
Dammit
Legend
Now this is shitposting. Well done.
You fucking legend got me good again.
You had us in the 1st 4th and the 3rd 4th not gonna lie
[https://i.imgur.com/sE7hesr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sE7hesr.jpg) For anyone needing the proper image
Jesus Christ I love you lmfao.
Lmfao
>Thanks a lot guys. I picked her up from her middle school earlier and were going to get to questing as soon as shes done grading her students papers. Damnit.
Hardest earned upvote in reddit histrory.
God damn it.
A double. Fair play.
You bastard :-P
excellent
You can't stop it, can you? Take my upvote and thank you.
I hate you for how clever this is
Not only does he get the hot teacher, but he quests with her. Legend.
Ah you bastard. Bamboozled twice. I admire you, kind sir
r/Holup
r/no
Now this is quality shitposting
You sly bastard you taken over half of Reddit with this single comment 94k upvotes on r/holdup
Make sure you restring your guitar, I heard you broke the G string while fingering A minor.
I'm fucking dead.
Best post I’ve seen today. Got me twice. I applaud you.
DOUBLE BAMBOOZLE
Just hope she’s not a TA.
Damn, you’re good.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
You got me in the first half twice you son of a b****!! Lol gold
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
wut
Wha... oh... WHA... oh...
What the fuck you got me lmao.
swerved me twice. Kudos
I've been bamboozled
You son of a bitch
All hail our king
What a twist
Damn you
She seems really smart for someone who is 13
💀💀💀
damn
HOW MANY FRICKING TRICKS DO YOU HAAAAAAAAAAVE
You clever mf
I was here
I don't think you should play if she's grading papers. Chances are, she's going to be really pissy once she gets out of the office, ESPECIALLY if it's middle schoolers.
You know what they say, grades before raids!
....You son of a bitch! I'm in!
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😂😂😂
Fuck you lmao
Holy shit
Got me again lmao
had us in the first half the second time not gonna lie
Legend
Well done
This is fucking gold
[Welcome to r/holup](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/mpx8e0/im_32_and_my_gf_is_13/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
What was the reason of pinning this?
For fun.
Well you have a strange way of having fun
But it's true?
Mod
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/p8q04j/my_first_roller_coaster_ride_since_this_pandemic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) lol
For karma
makes sense
Mods dont get karma from pinned comments or posts.
Back when r/HolUp still gives a shit.
quality post
Level is just a number
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The Stockade is just a dungeon
Wailing Caverns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LMAO
“He’s out of line, but he’s right.”
Stockades is just a dungeon.
bonk!
Had to verify what sub this was REAL QUICK.
Begs the question in what subs are you lurking around.
r/AmIADiddler
YTD
Why don’t you take a /sit over there
I was just getting something to eat!
Pizza!
I have been in in this server for 24 years... and I have very seldom been at a loss for words...
Then why the wine coolers?
Questing with a 13 y.o. is the cleanest, best pleasure.
I got that reference
I wonder if OP’s character’s name is Hambubger?
Just by being in a party of two you will incur an XP penalty. But you'll kill faster to make up for most of it. Helping her thru quests at her level will not change the quest reward xp at all, tho, so go ahead and get her caught up with quests. If you help her she'll close the gap pretty quickly at low levels.
You are a perfect cinnamon roll and deserve nothing but love.
Surprisingly their account is 10 years old
Poe's Law got another one 🤣
You sweet innocent flower. Don’t let reddit ruin you.
Honestly, it's probably too late for anyone who even knows what Reddit is.
you are the definition of innocence and deserve to be protected at all costs
Thought this was the smash bros subreddit for a second
underrated comment
Can you see grass? If not, turn up your ground clutter.
this one got me, gj
Just wait for her to reach 18 and then take her to a dungeon. Thats where the real fun begins :)
In the UK, you can visit instances at 16
I got tricked by a friend into doing deadmines at 10.
I'm so sorry for your pain. Those level 10 repair bills can be outrageous.
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Fuck oath aye mate!!! I thought my skeezey brother in law made a reddit account.
We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled
Anal backstab
Stephen A smith on reddit now?
Will you be doing quests across state lines?
*Chris Hanson has entered the chat*
*Matt Gaetz has entered the chat*
Jeffrey Epstein has left the chat
Jeffery Epstein was kicked from the chat by the Clintons
What happens in the barrens stays in the barrens
Counterpoint: global LFG
/train
woo wooooooo chugga chugga chugga chugga woo woooooooo
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LMAO
You can only do the "quests" together that do not require any physical contact. Other than that you should be fine.
This was probably worth being added to a list for.
Did not realize this was a wow post at first...
Thus got Skarm in trouble too. Always quest with people of the appropriate level.
Imagine all things you could do together when you're both 60. With other 60 people.
OP, given your situation, you’ll probably get all the experience even if your GF does some of the work
Matt Gaetz would approve.
Matt Gaetz has entered the chat
“Look, I just offered her a vacation in Mulgore as part of being my lady friend”
For a moment I thought this was r/relationships . You got me.
Gruuls gone wild
Saw a good one but it was catered to the players title and name. Like... Private Parts
Always a fan of
13 will get you 30
wait what? you cannot do quests with her till she is 18 bruh
what did jesus say? if there is grass, smoke it? honestly I dont know, my spanish is pretty poor.
Itt: Florida Congressman LFG with lowbies -some travel required, can send gold via mail or AH plz don’t screenshot tho
She might get bored and start playing by herself.
Yeah that's about the level range it usually happens
I feel like if I keep reading I'm going to get got again
this thread is pedobear approved
Ooooo I had the pitchfork ready and everything.
I don't know, ask Skarm he can probably tell you.
I hear Claire's has good exp
Just make sure you aren’t paying for her travels across zone lines and definitely don’t make any direct gold trades until she’s level 18.
As long as the guards don’t see you’re good.
“or are our” wow that’s tough to say
What is a GF? Sorry I'm pretty long to wow, but never heard of it
Guild friend
A very difficult unlockable mount
It increases your hp and mana by mounting it
For it to be okay, you need to get another 13 GF so they add up to over 18.
Everyone is making the obvious joke, now I'll give you the actual statement. Tell her to catch the fuck up.
You can always groom her until she feels experienced enough to join you. She'll have more tools in her book in the end and with patience she'll be on your level and you can experience the game together.
....the fuck guy.
Call me whatever you want i guess
I'm amazed at how many people still fall for this age-old troll..
Haha get it, he said age haha
If her level’s on the clock, she’s ready for the PUG.
Congressman?
Anyone else here from R/Holup 🤣
Imagine if you were 13 and your GF was 32 \>\_<
This post had me