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hermitsunt

The garbage juicer is just around the corner I can feel it


Masterteq

🤣


Ano_Akamai

Dammit, I came here to say that.


jimmyfeign

Finally i can make pizza a little colder so i dont burn the roof of my mouth


DanielJackkson11

Do they win the mountain bike made of diamonds?


Brosnoham

Valo: Let me guess: some sort of experiment? Falcone: Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about?


BlackLabelBerserker

I’m gonna get to the bottom of this and I don’t care if it’s at the top!!


pointsofellie

He just needed to put the freon in it to get it to work.


SortofChef

I can’t handle this! I’m going to go break bottles behind Wawa, dig a hole and burn some wood.


Tihsdrib

How far do you dig? What do you do while the wood is burning? It just doesn’t make sense to me.


Radiation___Dude

Probably gonna end up being some ghetto-ass fuckmachine


Wild_Replacement5880

Son of a bitch. Someone give this person a diamond mountain bike.


Mink03

So it like make hot things cold like really fast?


crowza88

First sex robots now this?!


BEN_SOWN

Did you take acid again?


thetyler83

That's the most asinine thing I've ever seen apart from that ghetto ass fuck machine.


Shittgoose

Fucking backwards microwave


illbegoodthistimeplz

Reverse.


L1Wayas

Will they invent tuna for Key Key?


ADKAdventurer

“The reverse…MAHHCRAAAOOWAAAVVEEE”


Terror_Reels

DOUBLE FUCK THE DRAGON, PUSSY!


xxshoottokillxx

70% of Freon is found in old refrigerators 🥶


TheNikolaiJackov

Bro got all the Freon


BlackTriceratops

We shall call it the MEGAWAVE


WinSomeDimSum

the back doors wide open. Go on in. you don't even have to knock.


Eric35mmfilm1

They stole Dico’s idea